Fun 2

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

this is 1 that is lik fun but this only 1 story we only write stuff about the story
the rules r

1 there r no rule except for rules 2,3&4

2 no bad langue

3 no insultin any member in any way

4 no threatin any member in any way


Seinoir Memebers

oblivion XIII
Kingdomheartsjunkie (ME)
Thias
Riku Darkness

Memebers

Sora in the dark
axel slasher
Helix:The True Hero
Sora777
Ansem The Dumb
Kh pwner
Destiny Holder
Leon

so let the fun begin any 1 can join make the story as funny as possible but try to get it to make sense and if som1 post somthing rit b4 u post urs edit so it follows on with the story


Scence: in front of the door to the darkness (b4 deafeatin the last organiszation member)

LETS GET STARTED!!

Sora:*to mickey* to i really hav to do this now i got to go pee

[Oblivion XIII]

Mickey: *passes 2Lt bottle to sora*
Sora: Whats that for?
Mickey: You gotta pee yeah?

LOLZ

[sora in the dark]

Mickey: *passes 2Lt bottle to sora*
Sora: Whats that for?
Mickey: You gotta pee yeah?

LOLZ

sora: but but ahh what the heck *sora goes in a corner and pees*

sora:oooooohhhh yes it feels so good when you pee :D

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

*sora stops peeing*

kairi: i am a girl u guys go on i am to scared

Sora: fine but u r a chicken burk burk *prances around lik a chicken around kairi* ur a chicken

[sora in the dark]

*sora stops peeing*

kairi: i am a girl u guys go on i am to scared

Sora: fine but u r a chicken burk burk *prances around lik a chicken around kairi* ur a chicken

i am not *kairi snaches a 1lt bottel from sora kairi goes in a corner and ask mickey to summon a shade*

kairi: yo mouse give me a shade

mickey:nooooooo...fine here *mickey summons a shade neer by the corner*

kairi: beta now where was i... oh yea...

*kairi finish peeing *

kairi:told you :p

[axel slasher]

Kairi:thats much better
Riku comes in and says: Ahhh you guys never let me have any fun
Sora: Fne heres another bottle
Riku: Yea

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Donald : now is every1 done peeing

Goofy: i still hav to go

Donald : i am goin throught his big door u guys r chickens
*donald goes through the door and the all here a big scream*

kairi: so is donald dead

[Oblivion XIII]

*dramatic DUN DUN DUN DUUUUN DUUN DUUN!!!!*

Everyone: WTF??? WHO ARE YOU???
Drum player: Ummm......You saw nothing! *Packs up drums uickly and runs away*
Sora: thats VERY VERY ODD!
Everyone else: UH HUH!
Donald: OMGWTFLOLBBQ! HEEEEEELP MEEEE!

[axel slasher]

Everyone: hold on we forgot to wipe

[DestinyHolder]

ow much did you lot drink?

[Helix: The True Hero]

I drank a ton of Coke...

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

goofy: i still havnt peed

(plz state who u r replying for

[Oblivion XIII]

Donald: AWWW FOR GOD SAKE FOO HURRY UP!
Goofy: Uh oh!
Donald: What?
Goofy: I Gotsa do a Number Two!
Donald: Ah poops.....!
Mysterious Voice: OOOOH DUCK!! DINNERS HERE!!!!
Donald: Uh uh oh no no no no! NOT THE FLAMETHROWER!!! AHHHHHH!......
Donald: Anyone like peaking duck? *licks fingers and puts out tail*

Yeah lets stick by the rules please!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Mickey: so r we all done
Every1: YES

[sora777]

Goofy:wait..........ahhh ok lets go
Mickey: ok every1 to...........the big door
*dramatic dun dun duuuuuuun*
Mickey:will you cut that out
Drum player:sorry*packs up drums and leaves*(again)

[ansem the dumb]

just when there about to opn the door slam to their faces

xenmas:wait i havnt gone to the bathrooooom

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

sora:hey hurry up then but we r goin throught
xenmas: kl i will be right there


Man this is funny i lik it u guys

[Oblivion XIII]

Donald: ...........IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM OUTTA HERE FREAKIN N00BS
Sora: OMG! 733T H4X0RZ! SP4MM3RZ 4R3 74M3!
Goofy: .........What?
Sora: ummmmm its nothing......

*Translation*
Oh my god! Leet Hacker! Spammers Are Lame!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

On the other side of the door it is all white

Sora:So this were u were for 10 months
Riku: yep
Kairi: did u get bored

[Oblivion XIII]

Riku: Nah me And King Mickey had Battles and well did....... More than one thing there.......

Mickey: Shhh! They dont need to know!

Everyone else: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH! RIKU AND MICKEY SITTING IN THE.......

RIKU: SHUT UP!!! All we did was play Monopoly and Twister!!!!!!!

*Everyone else shuts up!*

Awesome Game By The Way!!!!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

thank you read my first post now


mickey: AND Cluedo
Sora: i love cluedo
Riku: and you love kairi
*sora blushes*

[Oblivion XIII]

Kairi: Aww really!
Sora: Well.........Yes......
Kairi: Hey mickey!
Mickey: Yeah?
Kairi: can u summon another shade for us?
Mickey: Sure!
*Kairi and Sora go into the shade*
*Riku summons a dark hole under everyone and they dissappear leaving kairi and sora alone*

Dont stuff this up on me!!!!
I wanna see it happen!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Sora and kairi talk for ages
Sora: o no we r suck here
Kairi: what u hate me now
Sora: no it is just ...

[Oblivion XIII]

Sora: LETS PLAY.........

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Riku: TWISTER * he came out of no were*
* sora pulls riku aside*
Sora :..

[Oblivion XIII]

Riku:.......What?
Sora and Kairi: WTF?!?! Where did you come from?!
Riku: Uhhhhhm OH look at the time! BEST I BE LEAVING......NNNNNNOW!
*Dissapears*
Sora: FINALLY WERE ALONE........Lets do this together.......
*Sora and Kairi get closer and closer untill.........*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

they bang heads and after that they..

[Oblivion XIII]

*Finally smooch and everyone says*

Everyone: BUSTED!!!! TOLD YA SO YOU 2 LOOOOVE EACH OTHER!!!!!

Sappy Yes but you wanna see it happen!!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Sora: so i lov her ok i lov kairi in fact kairi will u marry me

[Oblivion XIII]

Kairi: OMGWTFLOLBBQ Of course I will!

Que the Music!

Dun Dun Dun Dun! Dun Dun Dun Duuuun!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Mickey: For the last Time GO AWAY

Sora: it was a joke kairi we r only 15

[Oblivion XIII]

Kairi: Oh well! I can wait 5 more years....... With you by my side!
Sora: Is it me or did they do this in FFX?
Sora: Oh well.....5 more years with you will be great!

Drum player: Awww!

Everyone: GO THE HELL AWAY! (O\ _ /O)

*drum player runs away!*

Sora: You'll be invited at the wedding!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

lol

Drum player: i wont come
Riku: were is the dude we hav to kill
Sora: a wat did u say
Riku u were just kising werent u

[Oblivion XIII]

Donald: *Half dead crawling out of Kingdom Hearts Door* All *stumbles* done....
*colappses*

Riku: Ummm did we forget someone?
Everyone else: No.

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

riku: Sora answer my question
Sora: riku i wasnt kissin her i was lost in her beatiful gaze okay
Riku: ahh that is sweet

got to go bibi

[Oblivion XIII]

Bye seeya tomorrow!

Sora: OKAY FINE I DID AND I AINT ASHAMED OF IT EITHER SO U CAN TEASE ME ALL YOU WANT AND I WONT CARE!!!!
*Kairis stunned by what Sora said*

Riku: Ok I'll.........Shut up now......



Me: ARGH..............THE..............SAPPY.......... ..NESS!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Sora: good finally
Mickey: sora and kairi sitting in tree
*sora hit mickey to the wall*
Kairi: that was sweet u r going to protect me
Riiku: i find it sicking

[Oblivion XIII]

Sora and Kairi: AH HA! Riku And Mickey sittin in a tree........
Riku: SHUT UP!
Mickey: Huh? Wait! wait! wait! wait! Im married to Minnie!
Minnie: Well......DUH!
Everyone: How did u get here!
Minnie: Stole Mickeys Gummi Ship!

Donald: *casts Curaga on himself INSTEAD accidently used Firaga on himself*.......ow

[kairi8424]

can i join???

[Oblivion XIII]

Its not my game but sure!

Sora and Kairi: AH HA! Riku And Mickey sittin in a tree........
Riku: SHUT UP!
Mickey: Huh? Wait! wait! wait! wait! Im married to Minnie!
Minnie: Well......DUH!
Everyone: How did u get here!
Minnie: Stole Mickeys Gummi Ship!

Donald: *casts Curaga on himself INSTEAD accidently used Firaga on himself*.......ow

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Riku: and u send u lo....*looks around a see every1 is starring at him* Hated minnie
Minnie : u said WHAT
Mickey: hey i was in her for 10 months with that guy i became to hate u alrite

[Oblivion XIII]

*A crowd and Jerry Springer comes in*
JERRY JERRY JERRY!

Mickey: *Picks up chair to get Riku with* *Body Guards come in and restrain them*

Crowd member to Kairi: TAKE IT OFF!
Sora: Why you little......... *Sora leaps into the crowd and Decapitates the audience member*

*They SHIMMY Out*

[ansem the dumb]

audiance:steve steve steve
steve:*grabs sora in a headlock*
kairi::let him go *knees him in the place thats not suposed to be kneed*
jerry:now minie is it true you been cheating on mickey with someone
minie:yes jerry for about 7 moths now
audiance:ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

mickey : who was it is was donald wasnt it

[K H P]

Minnie: Donald, you told how could you!? *she cries*
Donald: *Makes that annoying quack noise*
Daisy: Son of a Biscuit! We had plans *slaps Donald*
Minnie: Oh no honey! *Jumps on Daisy*
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Sora: *Slaps forehead, takes out his keyblade* Whoever hits someone is gonna get pistol whipped with my keyblade!
Minnie: Sora...
Sora: Don't Sora Me! *Goes Mad with his Keyblade chopping up chairs*

[Oblivion XIII]

*A miscalanious Guy comes into the picture*
YAY IM A CAMEO APPEARER!

*Everyones still fighting while Sora and Kairi are making out in the corner*

*Sora summons a curtain*

Kairi: Soooooo...... what else are we gonna do?

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Out side the curtian

Riku: STOP THIS NOW

[K H P]

Kairi: Jealous?
Jerry; Well we just got a paper informing us that Rkiu and Kairi are actually brother and sister!!
Audience: 00000h

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Kairi & Riku: What

[K H P]

Jerry: Yes right here!
*sora grabs the paper* Yes she is all mine!!!
Kairi: *blushes*
Sora: No...i meant the paper...

[Oblivion XIII]

Kairi: ...............
Sora: Forget THE PAPER! *Summons a dark hole*

*Everyone falls through except them*

Kairi: Now.......Where where we?

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

sora: rite here
sora kisses kairi

[Oblivion XIII]

Im gonna stop commenting

Sora and Kairi: 'BOUT TIME!

Me: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE THEN! Im gonna fling things at people......! NOW!

Fixed up post for u!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

u made me mad

riku comes out of now where and see them kissing

Riku: u get off of my little sister

[Oblivion XIII]

Me: I cant stay offended forever! Anyways Back to commentating!

Riku: KIDDING!
Sora and Kairi: *Both of Em Punch Riku in the Face* Thats better!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

riku: i can tell when i am not wanted and dnt do anything over the rating of pg 13
Riku disapeers
Sora: now we r finally alone
Kairi: at last

[Oblivion XIII]

Sora: NOW LETS PLAY TWISTER!!!!
Kairi: YAYZ!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

puts on music for twister
Sora lets kairi win and then jerry springs comes bac

[Oblivion XIII]

Jerry: YAY CAMEO APPEARANCE! *Dissappears*
Sora: That was odd.....
Drum Player: Stranger than me!

Sora Kairi and Riku: GO AWAY NOOB!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

mickey and minnie r bac together and out come chipndale

chimp: hey guys

[Oblivion XIII]

Minnie: wheres dale?
Chip: Who?

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Chip:o dale he died

[Oblivion XIII]

*Everyone now goes to Dales Funeral*

*Dale Comes back as a ZOMBIE*

Dale Zombie: WEEEE! IM DEAD!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

sora kill him again

Kairi: y did u do that

[Oblivion XIII]

Sora: Im bored!
Kairi: :(

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

riku:lets play go to sleep for 5 years
Sora:ok

[Oblivion XIII]

Sora: Why not!

*SLEEPY TIME!*

*Starts snoring*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

after 4 year and 361 days they wake up

[Oblivion XIII]

Sora: Hey!!!! O-XIII!!! WAKE UP!!!! WE NEED THE STORY!!!!

O-XIII: Wha? Oh! Wait for the next post.......Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Sora: ............Why me?

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Sora: plz uncle O-xii

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: UNCLE?!?!?!?! NO WAY NO NO NO NO NO *Falls into a Heart Attack and Random Stupidness Coma*

Sora: Umm Overdid it did we?

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

lol o-xii wakes up from comma

sora: plz read us a story now

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: Huh? What the heck happened? Oh the story now!

Sora: DUH!

O-XIII: Shaddup! I gut outta a VEEEEERY SHORT COMA! OOOOOOOOOOh! I see Flashy Lights!

Sora: Ummmmm Is he broken?

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

RIKU:yep he is broken

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: YGHJFHGKIOGHKLVGFYTUJCHFJHGDLKJHFGDGHRKFGH PIE IS GOOD................ON TOAST!

Everyone: Ummm......... What the hell?

O-XIII: UGH........... Why does me head hurt?

___________________________________________
YAY IM A MAIN CHARACTER NOW!
___________________________________________

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj:because i gave u a lot of cookies
Riku : and u wont tell us a story

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: Oh thats why now!...................Cookies? Lemme guess a LOOONG STORY?

O-XIII: LETS ALL GET NEW CLOTHES FOR NO APPARENT REASON! GUYS WITH ME! Girls will go with KHJ!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: come on kairi

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: YAYZ! NEW BLACK JACKET WITH BLACK PANTS AND BLACK HOOD! AND THEY ALL HAVE PURPLE AND RED FLAMES!

Sora: I dont need em......

O-XIII: Then why do you look like your wearing midget clothes?

Sora: .................fine..................

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: minnie u need to get out of that dress a put on a pair of jeans with a t shirt

[Oblivion XIII]

*MEANWHILE*

Now mutant Chip and Dale discuss very DISTURBING plans..........

Chip Mutant: Ok ok ok now we kill Oblivion XIII why?
Dale Mutant: Yep Yep Yep we kill him to DESTROY THE WORLD...........somehow.....
Chip Mutant: Now what.........
Dale Mutant: I know what we do now................ We eat..............



Chip And Dale Mutants: PIE!!!!!!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj gets back home and sees oxiii there

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: SURPRISE!!! WE HAVE A PARTY JUST FOR U!
Everyone and me: PARTY TIME!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj:party lik it 1999
Sora:stop the music i hav something i wanna ask kairi

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: Hmmmm? What might this be huh?
Sora: Kairi..............

Kairi: Yes?................

*Everyones looking in anticipation* *And me too*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Sora: will you

[Oblivion XIII]

Kairi: Yes?

HAHAHAHAH IM GONNA MAKE YOU SAY IT!!!!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Sora: will u marry ..d..ME
i got to go bi

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: O_O

BUNNY RABIT THT CAME FROM NOWHERE:
(\_/)
(Oo) WTF?
(VV)
U--U

Everyone else: O_O

Kairi: (O)_(O)

[ansem the dumb]

(\_/)
(Oo) WTF?
(VV)
U--U

kairi:sora i.....*dramatic music*
sora:ok stop that!
xenmas:teh xd lolololol omg wtf ragghh lolololonoob teh leet hackers
kairi:i do
random person:wait you cant marry him
sora:mom???????????
sorasmom:sora you can marry kairi shes your twin sister
sorasmom:yes that means rikus my son too
*random music dumdumdumdudmudm

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: Ummmmm...... *Uses story changing powers* SHIMMY
Ok now here it goes!

EVERYONE: GET LOST!
Drum Player: Awwww for goodness sake....... *Packs up and leaves sadly*

Soras Mum: I got CAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!
Sora: Mum go away!!!
Soras Mum: Fine! MORE CAKE FOR MOI!

O-XIII: Handy Arent I?

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

sora : so u r marrying me
Kairi:

[Oblivion XIII]

Kairi: Ummmmm.......
Sora: Well?

O-XIII: OUT WITH IT!

IIIIIIIM BAAACK!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

hey ur bac whho ho i am goin to check ur game now

mickey: go on

[Oblivion XIII]

Sora: .................Any day now!

O-XIII: Cmon spit it out!

*gonna stall till u say it*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Kairi : i said yes before didnt i

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: Oh...... CHAMPAIGN TIME!!!!!!!!!!! Dont forget i was both in a Coma AND BADLY BROKEN TOO! LOOK I STILL TWITCH! *Twitches*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Sora: ok O-XIII take a chill pill

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: *Takes one* Uhhhhhh *Twitches badly* ooooooh......... JHKJ:HJGKLFNHJFLFGKFLKGHJUIKVBGFIKHHBGCHJIKGBGCVHH KKLH

Sora: Again?

Riku: Yep.........

(\_/)
(OO) What?
(V V)
U--U

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

kairi: lol
Mickey:sora kairi is goin all weird

yay 100th post does a dance

[Oblivion XIII]

Sora: Seems to be the going thing. *Points At Oblivion XIII and now Kairi*
Mickey: OK WHO SPIKED THE PUNCH!

Xemnas: *Whistles and runs away*

Sora: o_o

*Wow 100 POSTS! Congrats KHJ!*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

kairi:*runs up stairs*
KHJ: *come in the room after getting food* whats up with her

[Oblivion XIII]

Sora: *Fixing O-XIII* For goodness sake!

*Meanwhile*

Xemnas: The plans working!! I think?

Mutant Chip: Yes Oblivion XIII is slowly corroding from the insides! *Disturbing?*

Mutant Dale: But why did you do that to Kairi?

Xemnas: I was bored :)

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

dale :that isnt nice ur a meanie

[Oblivion XIII]

Chip Zombie: No it aint!

Meanwhile....

Sora: AAAAAND THERE!

O-XIII: Ow....... That hurt...... Wai Wai Wait! THERES A SCREWDRIVER IN MY BACK!

Sora: Ummm oops!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

oxiii: it is okk i guess

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: Why did i jut say that?

KHJ: Huh? Oh i just controlled you!

Sora: Ok so NOW im married to Kairi so now time for the HONEYMOON!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Kair: i am still drunk tho and we never had a wedding

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: ARGHHHHHHH!!!!! WHY DO I FEEL SO.............EVIL..................

Dark Flare X: *In a Very Dark Voice* Hehehehehe This feels good.......... Hmmm what to do now?

Everyone: Uh-Oh!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Kairi:Whats going on , oopps i made a poopie

[Oblivion XIII]

Dark Flare X: ................Not Right *Pulls out BOTH My Black and Red Edged Blades*

Kairi: O_O

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

kair hides behind sora
Sora:i will protect you


Is Dark Flare X u evil

i got to go cya tommorow maybe

[Oblivion XIII]

Bye and yes im evil..... INCREDIBLY EVIL!!!

DARK FLARE X SHALL RULE!!!!

DFX For abbrvieted!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

ok

Khj: here u go again

[Helix: The True Hero]

*Yawn* I am sooo tired.

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

helix plz post to the story line and read the rules

[Oblivion XIII]

DFX: Huh when did he come in? Never Mind......... *Slashes Helix twice* Im just THAT EVIL!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

riku sora and mickey pull out there kkey blades
goofy and donald get there weapons

Sora: kairi run run away

[Oblivion XIII]

DFX: BAH! Those PATHETIC EXCUSES ARE WEAPONS!!!
Sora: Darkness never wins!
Mickey: The Darkness of hearts will NEVER PREVAIL!
Goofy: Uhmmmm What they said!

Dark Flare X: Thats IT!! *Starts charging up his power to Dangerous Levels*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Khj(runs away)

[Oblivion XIII]

*Forms a barrier around the group WHICH LEAVES KHJ IN THERE*

DFX: Here......... *Chucks a Blade to KHJ* PREPARE TO FIGHT!

Look at me avatar THATS DARK FLARE X!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: no i will not fight

[Oblivion XIII]

DFX: Fine............. *Teleports KHJ Out of the barrier*

DFX: Are you ready for Obliteration?

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: kill sora instead
Kaiti:what did u say

[Oblivion XIII]

DFX: Fine... RIKUS FIRST!
Riku: Oh snap!

*Charges power so high it causes rumbles*

DFX: ATTACK!!!! *Sends out a thin beam of Darkness that Destroys Rikus keyblade*

*Teleports away*

Riku: What?!?!
DFX: Omnilash Formation!

*DFX Teleports behind Riku And Slashes him 15 times at EXTREME SPEED*

Riku: GAHHHHHHHHH! *Riku slides across the room which has turned all black*

DFX: Whos next?

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

minnie:DAISY

[Oblivion XIII]

DFX: Ok then!
Daisy: Wahhhhhhh!!!!

*A dark Void appears under Daisy and she is Transported into the battlefield*

Daisy: No No No No.........
DFX: Oh Yes....... *summons a Massive Dark Fire Ball Over His head and AIMS AT DAISY!*
Donald: NOOOOOOOOO!

*Donald pushes Daisy out the way and Donald takes the full force of the attack*

Donald: ARGHHHHHHHHH!

*Donald gets blown away to where Riku is*

DFX: Hehehehehe............... Who NOW!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Khj: me i got to fight some time rite

[Oblivion XIII]

DFX: Fine its your Funeral!!!!!..........Huh?

*A Big Fire Surrounds Dark Flare X*

Oblivion XIII: RGHHHHHHHHHH............. GAHHHHHH!

*A blinding white light appears and a Badly Damaged Oblivion XIII appears.....*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Khj: huh i am confused

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: Please....Dont make me think.........
Dark Flare X: Huh? Wait! How did u do that?
O-XIII: I Fought My Darkness........

*Casts Curaga on self and Slow on everyone else bar O-XIII And Dark Flare X*

Oblivion XIII: Lets do this!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Khj:ok sora kairi mickey minnie donlad goofy and O-XII we got to take him
O-XIII:u have to face him on ur own khj

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: Wait!!! We Both Have to fight him! He is my darkness........
KHJ: Fine your idea!

*Everyone else gets teleported behind the Barrier*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: wat do we do ???

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: Ummm good question!
KHJ: Were dead......

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

o-xii: no we r not
Khj: oo i need to tell the guys on the other side of the barrier
DfX: go on then
khj: sora i lov u

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: O_O aww man.....

KHJ: Huh what was that?

O-XIII: Umm er.......IT WAS NOTHING! *Shifty eyes*

Dark Flare X: ANY DAY NOW!!!!!!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

sora : i lov u to
Kairi: WAT

[Oblivion XIII]

DFX: IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!!!

*Sends a beam at KHJ but O-XIII moves her and takes the attack*

O-XIII: Hehehe..... Was that supposed to hurt?!?!

DFX: WHAT!!! THATS IT!

O-XIII: Get out the way KHJ! *Summons a dark hole under KHJ and sends her out!*

*Oblivion and Dark Flare X Start charging at an Extreme Rate that it causes the place to crack*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

KAIRI:WAT DID U SAY
Sora(whispers):i love ...

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: KHJ GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE THE AREA DISAPPEARS!

*Summons a dark hole under to send her outside the barrier*

*O-XIII AND DARK FLARE X SENDS A MASSIVE BEAM STRAIGHT AT EACH OTHER*

*The Beam Meets in the middle and it starts moving up and down the line*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

sora : i lov .......

[Oblivion XIII]

*The beam finally reaches Dark Flare X after Oblivion XIII transferred nearly all his power in the blast!*

DFX: GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Fades back into darkness*
DFX: Before I Go Ill leave you guys a Present!!!!

*Millions of Heartless and Nobodys storm the area and Oblivion XIII Is the only one in there*

O-XIII: Aww Poops...

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj beams in with sora riku(who came bac) kairi mickey
Khj: need some help

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: Hmm lets see..... An endless swarm of Nobodys aand Heartless..... YEP!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Sora: riku u got the left with mickey oxii u got the middle with goofy and donald( minnie and daisy as well) and i got the right with............*sora thought: i got to be care ful how i word this* the two left over

[Oblivion XIII]

*1 hour later*

Sora: ARGH THERES TOO MANY!

O-XIII: I have an idea........ MOVE AWAY EVERYONE!

*Start Getting fire around self*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Khj: how'd u do that

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: MOVE BACK NOW!!!!

*Now on fire*

O-XIII: RUN! NOW!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: ok but wont u die??

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: We will see.......

*Now a big Fire aura appears and it gets bigger and bigger*

Sora: EVERYONE RUN!!!!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj:i sencond that gdby o-xiii

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: Good........ *Explodes and turns to stone*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

riku:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Oblivion XIII]

*Oblivion is now falling out of the sky rapidly and hits the ground......Shattering*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

an then sora wakes up and he is falling to

[Oblivion XIII]

Sora: WTF!?! NOT AGAIN!!!

*Sees Oblivion XIII Ready to shatter and cant stop it happening*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

but kills riku instead

* complete silence falls over them*

[Oblivion XIII]

Sora: GREEEEEAT! NOW BOTH OBLIVION AND RIKU ARE DEAD...............
Kairi: Oh noooooes! HES DEAD!
Sora: Who?
Kairi: Guess.
Sora: Riku?
Kairi: HELL NO!

Sora: O_O Oblivion?

Kairi: Yep! Now we have to go on a long and winding quest to revive him!

Sora: Why me.......

*Mickey, daisy, and Minnie fall off a randomly placed cliff*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: so i guess it is me u(sora) donald goofy and ................kairi
we got to retive all them

[Oblivion XIII]

*MEANWHILE*

(\_/)
(T T) Oblivions dead?
(VV)
U--U

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: so is he dead
??

[Oblivion XIII]

Odd voice that you should never question: Yes he is and im OUTTA HERE!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Khj:wat did he say??
Riku:i hav no idea

[Oblivion XIII]

Bunny: OBLIVION XIII IS DEAD! HE SHATTERED REMEBER?!?!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Kairi:yeah but he can come back all we do is press restart
Khj: u r such an blonde

[Oblivion XIII]

*Somhere far far away*
Darth Vader: Luke im your father.....

OOPS TOO FAR!

Kairi: What im a red head!

KHJ: Ok JOURNEY TIME!!!!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

sora:do i hav to go with both of u *stares at khj and kairi8

[Oblivion XIII]

Kairi: NO! But lemme see........... Fine......

*Deaths*
RIP Oblivion XIII
RIP King Mickey
RIP Daisy
RIP Minnie Mouse

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

riku came back remember


Kairi: i am gonna stay there is nothing else to do
khj:so we hav got to recuse all of those people
Sora:yep

[Oblivion XIII]

Sora: So where do we have to go?

*Random guy comes out from nowhere*

RG: You have to go up to Mount Omega with the corpses and pry for a Majorly Hard Boss to come out of Nowhere to kill you but you betray it and Kiil The thing and use the blood on the corpses to revive Them.......

*Sees everyone sleeping*

RG: WAKE UP!!!!

Sora: Huh? So hat do WE HAVE TO DO!!!!

RG: Look up 2 paragraphs!

*Dissapears into thin air*

KHJ: Odd....

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

kairi: tel me about it but not as weird as u sayin u loved sora

[Oblivion XIII]

KHJ: But I...... Oh forget it.... YOU LIKE OBLIVION!

Kairi: I uh umm..... *Blush*

Sora: Wtf?

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

sora:is that true

[Oblivion XIII]

Kairi: Ummmm..........*Too silent to here* Yes
Sora: What?
Kairi: Look FIRE! *Runs off*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

sora catches up with kairi and slaps her in the face
Kairi:u cant do that u said u loved khj

[Oblivion XIII]

*Jerry Jerry Jerry*

Sora: GET LOST!

*Fades away*

Sora: True......

Kairi: See *Kicks him in a place wher he should not be kicked*

*Soras in a ball on the floor*

Sora: Owwwww.........

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

kairi: i wanna a divorce
Audience:oooooo
Sora(on the floor crying): get lost

[Oblivion XIII]

Kairi: FIIINE! *Stomps of dragging KHJ ith her*

Sora: Is there a doctor in the house? *Starts twitching*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

doc: yes wat is wrong young man

[Oblivion XIII]

Sora: Kicked.......in.......groin.......
Doctor: Ah! Sorry i cant help you! *Runs off*
Sora: Why.......Me.......

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

sora fully recovers
Sora:were would kairi hav gone with khj

[Oblivion XIII]

Kairi: So We hve to head over to Mount Omega?
KHJ: Yep.
Kairi: Kill a Monster.
KHJ: Yep.
Kairi: Use blood to revive Oblivion.
KHJ: Yep.
Kairi: Then what?

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: sign divorce papers
Kairi:yep*sigh*

[Oblivion XIII]

Sora: Where am I?

*Cannibals run up and take Sora Who screams EXTREMELY LOUD*

Kairi: You here something?
KHJ: Nope.

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

Khj: i wonder were ur husband is rite now
Kairi: dnt no dnt care

[Oblivion XIII]

Kairi: I just want to......... Revive Oblivion....... He sacrificed himself to save us....
KHJ: I know........
Kairi: *Sniffles*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: then u can sign the papers
Kairi:stop with the papers

[Oblivion XIII]

Kairi: I wanna revive Oblivion to tell him how i feel......
KHJ: Look! Its MOUNT OMEGA!
Kairi: LETS HURRY!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

run up to the top of mount omega

[Oblivion XIII]

*Fastforwards to the monster*

*Its 25ft tall*

Kairi: Ready?
KHJ: Yep....

*Pulls out weapons*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

BACK TO SORA

sora: so that is mount omega
Sora runs up it and sees khj kairi fighting
Sora:want some help

[Oblivion XIII]

Kairi: Ummm yep!
Sora: Fine.... *Pulls out the Oblivion and His new one Soul of Darkness keyblades*

Sora: ITS STABBIN TIME!

[K H P]

Kairi: If only Sora was here so i could tell him that i lo...
Sora: I am here...
Kairi: So i could tell him that i...uh lost, lost my good luck charm yeah!
Sora: You gave it to me remember!
Kairi: Well uh...give it back!
Sora: Well fine *snap snap*
[Kairi gets hit off the mountain]
Sora: Guess it aint so lucky!! *snickers, monster lifts hand to smack him off the mountain*
Sora: Oh Shhhiiiittalking mushrooms *gets smacked off*
KHJ: *looks at monster* uhm, well i'll throw myself off...
[they all are falling endlessly next to each other, screaming at one another]

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

they land on there feet like cats lol

[Oblivion XIII]

*Now the monster jumps off the mountain and breaks its leg*

Monster: AHHHHH!

*Now bleeding*

KHJ: Lets take it and RUN!!!!

[ansem the dumb]

atd:dont worry i think i can heal you leg monster
monsters she thanks doc then i can go kill those medling kids and there stupid dog
atd:they have a dog?*accedentily brakes the monsters leg off*woops good thing it comes on with hot glue hahahahahahahaha
monster:helllppppppp meeeeeeeeee!!!
atw:granson is that u?
atd:omg grandpa i thought u died!
atw:grandson *sobs*
atd:grandpa *hugs atw and then starts sobing*

[Oblivion XIII]

What? I Dont get it.....

Anyway....

Sora: We have the blood so lets scram!!!!

*Everyone runs to a short hill with a stone table*

*Kairis Now reading restoring book*

Kairi: Ok da da da..... It says no one with the name Sora can stay.

Sora: Let me see! *Snatches book* Well What do ya know! It does say it!

*Runs Away*

KHJ: Now read wht it says!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

kairi : it says ..

[Oblivion XIII]

*Now reading from Guide to Reviving for Dummies*

Kairi: OOHCHI OOHCHI YA YA! GA GA BINK! GA GA BONK! Zippidy zappidy Zip! BOOM! BOOM!


*Oblivion Rising from the shattered form*

Oblivion XIII: Im BACK!

Kairi: Oh..........Oblivion......

*Plants a Kiss on his Lips*

O-XIII: Wow.....

Kairi: Lets go home..... *Winks*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: ewwww get a room
sora: we will just go a head and leav you two love birds




YAY!! 201st post

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: About time!

*Kairi and Oblivion go to his house and gies to his room*

*Holding hands*

Kairi: Thanks for saving us before.

Oblivion: Thanks for reviving me..... Kairi I.........

*They look at each other and get closer and closer untill they finally meet......*

O-XIII: *Thinking* Yay!

But they ruin the moment and bump heads......

*Take 2* *Snap*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: dont we have to revive the other people
Sora: yep but that can wait til they get back from where ever they r

[Oblivion XIII]

*Meanwhile*

*Kissin but after 10 minutes....... They come out*

O-XIII: Sooooooooo...... What have we missed?

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj : alot we still have to rescue donald
Sora: and i havnt got my kiss

[Oblivion XIII]

KHJ: Hmmmmmmm maybe i will........... Maybe I will.........
Sora: Will you?

Kairi: Hey Oblivion wanna lend them the "Spare Room"?
O-XIII: Ok! Have fun!

*Kairi and Oblivion go back to Their room and KHJ And Sora go to theirs*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

hi ur bac yay!!!!!

MEAN WHILE IN THE UNDER WORLD

Donald: hurry up

[Oblivion XIII]

*Now we see Donald, Mickey, Minnie, Daisy and Goofy running aay from The Grim Reaper*

Donald: KEEP RUNNING!

Everyone else: DUH!

*Meanwhile*

*Oblivion and Kairi are talking about life and I still dont know what my friend KHJ is doing*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: so i wonder what O-XIII is doing with kairi
Sora: i bet they r doin this
*sora kisses khj*

[Oblivion XIII]

*I aint saying anything here You can fill this in KHJ*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

BACK IN O-XIII AND KAIRI



Ha Ha

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: Wonder what KHJ is doing?
Kairi: This! *Kisses him and pushes him to the bed*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

lol
sora khj get out of the room and get a cup of coffe

[Oblivion XIII]

Lol

KHJ: So.... What do u like doing?

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

mean while in the dtl

zombie chip: the plan didnt work
zombie dale: o poos

[Oblivion XIII]

Mutant Dale: Oh well we still have some Pie!
Mutant Chip: So true.........

*Meanwhile*

*Kairi and Oblivion are STILL GOING! And KHJ and Sora are still chatting over coffee*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

i am not changing my sig i got to stick with my girl go GIRL POWER


donald : when do we stop running

[Oblivion XIII]

Never said u had too! Just added it for fun!

Goofy: Until we see a blinding white light!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

kairi :we got to help donald
O-xiii: o poos

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: Nah! Let him help himself!
KHJ: Your mean....
O-XIII: Yup! You noticed?
KHJ: Yep.....

Kairi: Hey Oblivion! Im getting lonely here! Come Back.....

Oblivion XIII: Thats me que! IM OUTTA HERE! *Runs back to the bedroom and locks the door*

KHJ: Hes not coming back for a while huh?

Sora: Yep........ Pisst! Pisst! KHJ Come here a sec!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: nope we are going to save donald and that

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: Fine.... But I AINT GOING KAMEKAZE AGAIN! That hurt lot using all my powers and shattering....

KHJ: Oh.... Lets go then!

Kairi: Yep lets go! *Runs up to Oblivion and they start running together*

Sora: Ready?

KHJ: Lets go!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

* they portal to the underworld*

zombie dale: o shoot they r early
zom chimp: heros are never on time

[Oblivion XIII]

Sora: Oh REEEEEEEEEEEEALY!
CM: Yep....
DM: Well..... LETS FIGHT!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: do we have to

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: Nope! Watch!
CM: Huh?
DM: What?

O-XIII: Take THESE!

*Flings 2 Pheonix Downs at them*

CM: AHHH! IT BURNS! *Fades Away*

DM: IM MELTING...... MELTING!!!! *Melts away*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: that was funny

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: Tell me something funnier than a zombie guy taking lines from The Wizard of OZ?

Sora: Lol

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: i know something funnier kairi throwing up

[Oblivion XIII]

Kairi: Aw cmon!
KHJ: Awww Go hug Oblivion!
Kairi: FINE! *Goes and Hugs Oblivion*
Sora: Why you...... *Punches Kairi* *Kairi goes flying backwards*
O-XIII: Ok Sora you have pushed past that fine line.....
Sora: What are YOU going to do....
O-XIII: This.......

*Transforms Into Dark Flare X*

DFX: Im being controlled By him...... He told me to do this.......

*Pulls out swords and Goes to Omnislash Formation*

(He's BACK!)

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: if you want to hurt sora you have to go through me first

[Oblivion XIII]

DFX: Aww....Cmon...... *Has an argument with O-XIII* Fine.......

*Transforms back*

O-XIII: Killjoy......

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: WTF
Kairi: yes what she said

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: What now I can control him..... His Powers MINE! Now dont make me go Psyco on you! I can let him LOOSE!
KHJ: Ok ok ok!

Sora: Tch.... Whatever....
Kairi: Oh yeah.... That reminds me! *Kicks him*
Sora: Ow.....

O-XIII: YES!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

*khj kicks kairi*

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: *Kicks Himself* He's STILL TRYING TO GET OUT! Help me here!!!!

*Everyone looks at him and Starts punching an Kicking him*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj:i am getting some coffe i am tired

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: You *Coughs* Get coffee... Im getting Morphene! YEESH!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

sora: and i am getting and ice pack do you wear steel shoes

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: How did you know?
Sora: *Shows Him big marks*
O-XIII: Oh...... Ouch..... Dont forget Dark Flare X has a BIG GRUDGE with you....

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: why does he hav a grudge

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: Wanna Ask him?
KHJ: Ummmm.... No....
O-XIII: Exactly. Everyone! Come crash at my house!

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj:y
dfx: stop aking y
*khj starts crying*

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: Nice move Butthed!
DFX: But... But...
O-XIII: THAT IT YOUR GROUNDED!
DFX: But... But...
O-XIII: Yes?
DFX: Ummm..... *Shuts up*
O-XIII: You Ok?

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

khj: NO
Sora:shh
Kairi: wtf did u do that for

[Oblivion XIII]

O-XIII: Fine IM NOT WANTED! *Storms off*
Kairi: Oblivion WAIT!
*Runs up and catches up ith him*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

*khj is balling out the tears*
sora: shh it is goin to be fine

[Oblivion XIII]

**MEANWHILE**

O-XIII: *Fuming*
Kairi: You alright.....?
O-XIII: No...........no im not......
Kairi: Why?
O-XIII: I dunno..........

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

kair:i know
Oxiii: cause you just made one of your friends cry

[Oblivion XIII]

Kairi: Is there anything i can do to help?
O-XIII: Maybe.....
Kairi: What....this?

*Sunsets in the background leaving an orange glow*