Kingdom Hearts Forum Vending Machine

[K H P]

Here's how it goes:

I will start off by writing *inserts coin*

and then the next person that posts will tell me what i get and write *inserts coin* to continue the chain

Ex:

KH pwner: *inserts coin*

You: You Get a pet monkey named sam!
*inserts coin*


So i will start

*inserts coin*

[Riku: You don't have to insert a coin - Insert anything you like!]

[Oblivion XIII]

YAY I REMEMBER THIS FROM A LONG TIME AGO!

You get a nickel!

*Inserts a Coin!*

[Zaray]

you get a ugly plushie of maleficent

*inserts coin*

[Helix: The True Hero]

You get a bandit..
I C (Insert Coin)

[Zaray]

you got a cookie
*insert coin*

[Twilight Blade]

You get a large pizza.

*inserts coin*

[kairi8424]

you get a cupcake


*inserts coin*

[Keyblade_master UK]

You'll get a.... Electrode from pokemon thats going to explode. *explodes*

Someone give her a proper burial....

*inserts coin*

[khfan12345]

you get kingdom hearts

inserts coin

[Keyblade_master UK]

You get a Cannibal Pacman, lol.....

*inserts coin*

[Zaray]

you get a bowling ball
*inserts coin*

[Helix: The True Hero]

Your get a five sided flag.

I C

[Zaray]

you get a plastic keyblade
*inserts coin*

[No.8]

you get a ball of spaghetti

*inserts coin*

[K H P]

you somehow get a free copy of KH3!!!

*inserts coin*

[Oblivion XIII]

You get nothing :(

*Inserts a Hubcap*

This will be interesting......

[Namine]

You get candy.
*inserts coin*

[Oblivion XIII]

You get the jackpot!

*Inserts Bubblegum*

[Aerith]

You get a Gucci handbag, no wait it's fake

*inserts coin*

[Namine]

You get a banana,lol.:p
*inserts coin*

[Aerith]

You get a bone

*inserts coin*

[Oblivion XIII]

*Gets a flier to come to MY game!*

*Steals the banana from Aerith and shoves it in the machine*

[Namine]

You get a mobile phone.
*inserts coin*

[Oblivion XIII]

*Gets some guy from the street that now has a banana shoved in his nose*

*inserts a fake quarter*

[Aerith]

Gets a horrible beeping sound like machine will explode

*Inserts coin*

[Oblivion XIII]

*machine explodes* *A mystical PIE LAMMA comes and repairs the machine in 5 seconds flat*

*inserts the guy that was living in the machine again*
Am I the only one being creative here?

[Aerith]

You get the bill for the quick service attendant.

*inserts bill*

[Oblivion XIII]

Gets Donald Duck

*inserts Donald duck*

[Aerith]

Gets Goofy

*inserts goofy*

[Namine]

Gets Sora,lol.
*inserts Sora*

[Oblivion XIII]

Gets a PIE!

Inserts a lamaa!

[Namine]

Gets lollipop.
*inserts coin*

[Helix: The True Hero]

Gets broken heart
I C

[Namine]

Gets a cake.
*inserts coin*

[lockedinacrystal]

gets a new keyblade
*inserts coin*

[Oblivion XIII]

Gets the Hubcap from before

*inserts a bad Country Singer*

(\_/)
(Oo) WTF?
(VV)
U--U

[Riku-Sora]

Get some bad music CD's

*insert coin*

[Oblivion XIII]

Gets nothing

*Inserts Xemnas'es Brain*

[K H P]

gets brain back

*inserts coin*

[Kairi*]

Gets a PIE!

Inserts a lamaa!

PIE!!!
GIVE IT TO ME NOWWW:D
I <3 PIE:D

[Oblivion XIII]

Ooooookay now? Where da coin??
*You get a FREE PIE*

*inserts an annoying forum spammer*

[K H P]

Get's a non annoying forum spammer!

*inserts coin*

[Sora Strife2?]

You get 1,000,000 heartless that kill you!

I C

[Oblivion XIII]

gets that AOL Guy

*Inserts a 2 million dollar bill*

[Aerith]

Spits it back out due to the forgery

Inserts coin

[Oblivion XIII]

Gets the annoying Forum Spammer!

*Inserts Coin*

[ansem the dumb]

you get out of jail free card

*inserts clouds sword:the buster blade*

[dylanvincent]

Get 1000 blind heartless to kill


*insert coin*

[ansem the dumb]

you get spamspam spamspam

insert coin

[kingdom hearts]

cool thats totally awesome

[dylanvincent]

you get a card that says your banned for not following the rules...
Mwa Ha Haa Haaaaa

*insert a coin*

[ansem the dumb]

you get a pic of barret in a bikini

inserts coin

[dylanvincent]

you get a pic of ansem in a bikini

*insert a coin*

[K H P]

you get a slap in the face

inserts coin

[dylanvincent]

you also get a slap i the face

*insert a coin*

[ansem the dumb]

you get indiana jones

inserts ramen cup

[dylanvincent]

you get a special sora doll


*insert a coin*

[ansem the dumb]

you get poster of mr.T

inserts coin

[dylanvincent]

you get a photo album of all the boy in KH1 and 2 in bikines

*insert a coin*

[Kairi*]

*insert a coin*
i want lots and lots of PIE:D
wait,im going for a new chocolet bar

[Sora Keyblade Master]

You got a Kairi barbie doll you press the button and she says "oh my god I'm so popular"

*insert coin*

[Kairi*]

You got a Kairi barbie doll you press the button and she says "oh my god I'm so popular"

*insert coin*

LOL
ok
Sora Key Blade Master you got a new video ipod

[ansem the dumb]

insert coin

[YeyKairi_x]

You get a life size model of Axel <3

*Inserts coin*

[Namine]

Gets a teddybear,lol.
*inserts coin*

[kairi8424]

you geta bunny


*inserts coin*

[Namine]

You get Sora,lol.
*inserts coin*

[Sora Keyblade Master]

You get cookies

*inserts a coin*

[ansem the dumb]

you get a bucket fulled of blood

inserts pocket lint

[Sora Keyblade Master]

You get a Oscar Mayor's winners

*insert coin*

[YeyKairi_x]

You get a Keyblade, yey :).

*Inserts coin*

[Oblivion XIII]

you get MORE MISC STUFF!

*Inserts this game*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

u get Fun 2

inserts evil bunny

[dylanvincent]

You get a sora doll

*insert coin*

[Namine]

You get a Kairi doll,lol.:p
*inserts coin*

[K H P]

You get a cheat code book?

*inserts coin*

[Oblivion XIII]

*Gets nothing*

*Inserts another vending machine*

[Sora Keyblade Master]

You get Kingdom Hearts 3

*inserts Paris Hilton*

[YeyKairi_x]

You get Paris Hilton's dog, Tinkerbell.

*Inserts coin*

[ShikaX]

you get dung :(

*inserts coin*

[Sora Keyblade Master]

*Naruto appears*

Naruto: "hey Dusty!"
Dusty: "Naruto?"
Naruto: "ready to go an a mission?"
Dusty: "mom!!!!!"

lol *inserts coin*

[Marluxia]

you get riku's hair

*inserts roxas*

[kairi8424]

you get namine!

*inserts coin*

[ShikaX]

Gets sora rushing out to attack him.

*inserts KH2*

[Beauty in a Breakdown]

you get a bouncy ball with xemmas inside
=]

*inserts coin*

[JET73L]

Gets the mummy from Scooby Doo: Where Are You?

Inserts coin with Pac-Man on.

[×sora×]

you get roxas smashing your computer

*inserts coin*

[ansem the dumb]

you get the dancing banana
inserts sora
sora:nooooo help mee you foolls

[ShikaX]

YOU GET!!!! SORA FINAL FORM ABOUT TO ATTACK YOU!!!!

*Inserts naruto*
Naruto:Sweet I always wanted to know how thesethings work!

[Kairi*]

YOU GET!!!! SORA FINAL FORM ABOUT TO ATTACK YOU!!!!

*Inserts naruto*
Naruto:Sweet I always wanted to know how thesethings work!

you get a xbox360

Scooby Doo:Ragy,ri rwant something(scooby doo talk'Sagy i want something')

[ansem the dumb]

you get kyubi

inserts narutos rasengan shuriken techinque

[K H P]

you get narutos rasengan shuriken techinque No. TWO!!

*inserts coin*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

u get a liver

insert myself

[K H P]

you get to see my 198th post!

*inserts coin*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

u get my pet dog

*insert cat*

[Oblivion XIII]

*Gets dim sims*

*Inserts PIE!*

[Namine]

You get a weapon.lol.
*inserts coin*

[ansem the dumb]

you get a shirt thats says dial up is for f*****

inserts ansem the wise

[Chaser's Apprentice]

Ansem the Wise is caught in the machine and he's cloging it.

*tries to insert a coin, but instead pokes Ansem's nose*

[Zotar]

The rules are simple. You put something in and the person below you tells you what you get. It can be bad or good. Try and make it funny

I'll start <originally posted by exile9013 from FFnet.org/forum

[Edit: I moved it to this thread as it's basically exactly the same.]

*puts in a fish*

[The Strongest Keyblader]

you get your own forum game

puts in roxas

[penguin necromancer]

you get a witty remark:p

puts in a girl-scout cookie.

[The Strongest Keyblader]

you get crumbs of a cookie

puts in £50

[penguin necromancer]

you get one rubbery peice of meatloaf.

puts in a stolen fancy headstone with the brass mysteriously "missing";)

[The Strongest Keyblader]

you get my £50

puts in a penguin necromancer

[penguin necromancer]

you get squat, i dont hand out freebies to ppl who stick me in a small box thing, even if they did give me fifty, (with wihch ill buy TWO smelly meatloafs.

puts in a leftover beak.... i ummmmm.... found it in the laundry.. yessss thats good.... the laundry....

[The Strongest Keyblader]

you get an egg

puts in a normal penguin

[" Demyx"]

You get...AN ORGANIZATION XII HOOD!!
...Oh no wait, its Maleficent's clothes xDD

*inserts coin* This better be good, dammit...>.>

[KH4life]

you get a sniper to kill donald with! HOORAY!

*inserts donalds dead body*

[K H P]

you get a thankyou for killing donald [cuz i hate em]

*inserts coin*

[No.8]

*Vending machine starts smoking*
*Vending machine blows up from to much random stuff being put in the coin slot*
*Goes to the vending machine across the street*
*Inserts coin*

[Soul Of Destiny]

You get a life size Hannibal doll.

Insert Coin.

[Chaser's Apprentice]

You get the alarm clock I ate because I couldn't turn it off in the morning.
*inserts coin*

[kairi8424]

you get sephis sword(sephiroth)

*inserts coin*

[KH4life]

You get Sephiroth.

*Inserts banana*

[No.8]

You get an moglin
*Inserts coin*

[kingdomheartsjunkie]

you get a coin


inserts my cat

[No.8]

You get absolutely nothing.
*Inserts coin*

[destinysearcher]

gets a pie
*inserts coin*

[Zotar]

gets a smushed suvineir coin

Inserts a cylon(robot from Battlestar Galactica)

[DestinyHolder]

gets scarp metal

inserts a leaf

[KH4life]

gets a catepillar

*inserts squished skunk i found on the road on my walk home from school yesterday*

[destinysearcher]

gets a stink bomb
*inserts an acorn*

[crazy-kyra]

gets a stink bomb
*inserts an acorn*

gets a acorn tree!!!

inserts moogle berry
kupo

[Zotar]

gets an updated dictionary that has the defintition of "kupo"
Inserts bubble juice, ice, DNA, And random body parts.

[Sora&Riku]

Gets Frankenstein

*Inserts Panacea*

[dual blade]

Gets the Dan action figure

*inserts token*

[No.8]

You get a brand new computer.

*Inserts Coin*

[KH4life]

*you get a spork*

*inserts potato*

[K H P]

*you get mashed potatos!*

*inserts coin*

[Zotar]

Gets kingdomhearts4 from the future. How cool is that!
Inserts insignia of instantly insertable illegal insertion

[dual blade]

Gets 5 million dollars in monoply money!
inserts coke machine

[K H P]

*gets yugi o cards...*

*inserts coin*

[Roxas/Axel]

Ahem gets absolutely nothing because it empty

No more coins

[crazy-kyra]

Ahem gets absolutely nothing because it empty

No more coins

gets nothing
(what did you expect?)

inserts a spoon and a plate
kupo

[Tyas]

get's dinner!!!lol!
*inserts coin*

[Whister]

gets a song

♪ YOUUUUUU JUST WASTED YOUR MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!♫ Thank you, Cleveland! lol

*inserts leprechaun coin*

[K H P]

*get Austin powers doll*

*inserts coin*

[Tyas]

You get a hamster!!!:D
*inserts coin*

[crazy-kyra]

You get a hamster!!!:D
*inserts coin*

gets munnie

inserts the dinner i won
kupo

[K H P]

*gets back the plate*

*inserts dolla bill yall*

[Kingdomhearts 3]

gets 3 pennies

*inserts coin*

[K H P]

*gets 6 pennies*

*inserts coin*

[Kingdomhearts 3]

gets Kingdomhearts 2 Final Mix+ :D

*inserts coin*

[Whister]

-you get a sinking feeling that you lost one coin-

-inserts a coin-

[crazy-kyra]

-you get a sinking feeling that you lost one coin-

-inserts a coin-

you get kingdomhearts 3 missing coin

-inserts coin-

[Chaser's Apprentice]

You get Kingdom Hearts! But it can't fit though the hole of the machine, so it explodes...too bad...
*inserts coin*

[K H P]

*you get broken vending machine!*

*inserts coin*

[Tyas]

You get money for putting the exploding game in the machine.lol!
*inserts coin*

[Whister]

you get embarreassed in public since you missed the vending machine and put the coin in a badger. You also get an angry badger with a coin in it's eye lol.

-inserts coin-

[K H P]

*you get scratch be gone cream!*

*inserts coin*

[Kingdomheartsfan5891]

*gets back coin*

*inserts coin*

[K H P]

*gets honeybuns*

*inserts coin*

[destinysearcher]

GETS A LIFE SUPPLY OF CHOCLATE!
*inserts coin*

[crazy-kyra]

gets a lufe supply of spinage!!!!!
kupo

inserts a coin

[No.8]

You get a taco.
*Inserts Coin*

[Kingdom-heart]

You get a Bag
*insert apple*

[destinysearcher]

You get a apple tree
*inserts a seed*

[No.8]

You get your seed back.
*Inserts coin*

[destinysearcher]

Gets a sign
*inserts mud*

[No.8]

You get a glass float.
*Inserts coin*

[destinysearcher]

You get an announcer who announces everything you ever do.

*inserts a coin*

[Zotar]

gets sucked into the vending machine

Inserts Mt. Vesuvious

[K H P]

you get a bone!

*inserts coin*

[Sora-Keyblade]

You get a dancing chicken.

*Inserts coin*

[keybladewielder121]

You get a miniature Homer doll from the simpsons that always says (d-oh!)

Inserts Coin

[Zexion 1.5]

You recieve 3 dollars

*Inserts Coin*

[KH4life]

You get a life time supply of snipers to shoot donald with! HOORAY! :D

*inserts keyblade*

[kingdom_hearts_2010]

you get nothing!!!!! hahaha

*inserts coin*

[tomunderfire]

you get attacked by a heartless!

*inserts coin*

[KH4life]

you get raped by a NOBODY muahahaha

[Kize]

you get raped by a NOBODY muahahaha

Can that come out of a vending machine?

anyway, *inserts coin.*

[Kingdomhearts 3]

wtf O.o anyway u get a McFlurry ^_^

*inserts coin*

[Kize]

wtf O.o anyway u get a McFlurry ^_^

*inserts coin*

You get an oversized stuffed elephant! Yay!

*inserts coin.*

[Kingdomhearts 3]

gets a Pokemon game :p

*insert coin*

[tomunderfire]

You get Kairi, have fun!

*inserts coin*

[Kingdomhearts 3]

Oh Sweet! :D thanks!

you get Riku O.o

*inserts coin* lol

[Zexion 1.5]

Sephiroth pops out and slaps you in the face.....

*inserts Psp*

[tomunderfire]

You get Fran(FFXII)

*inserts coin*

[Destiny Guard]

(- You Lose Your Heart-) Becomes a giant panda heartless. HAHAHAHA!!!!!

*insert coin*

[Destiny Guard]

(- You Lose Your Heart-) Becomes a giant panda heartless. HAHAHAHA!!!!!

*insert coin*

[Destiny Guard]

(- You Lose Your Heart-) Becomes a giant panda heartless. HAHAHAHA!!!!!

*insert coin*

[K H P]

you get panda poo!

*inserts coin*

[Destiny Guard]

oops. sorry i double posted.

You get Tarzan!

*insert coin*

[Kize]

you get panda poo!

*inserts coin*

You got... A Frozen Baked Potato? What the hell?

*Inserts coin.*

[K H P]

u get a "Me Sesshy me love u long time!" action figure

*inserts coin*

[TheDoorToDarkness]

a punch in the face by sesshy

*inserts coin*

[K H P]

a punch in the face by sesshy

*inserts coin*

you get a keroppi toy!

*inserts coin*

[TheDoorToDarkness]

you get a teletubbie (thats the last one! yes!)

inserts coin

[Kize]

you get a teletubbie (thats the last one! yes!)

inserts coin

You get a chocobo omelette! Yay!

*Inserts coin.*

[Sora-Keyblade]

You get speakers with a bomb connected with it.

*Inserts Coin*

[K H P]

You get speakers with a bomb connected with it.

*Inserts Coin*

you get monkey

*ic*

[Tyas]

You get a hamster!
*inserts coin*

[K H P]

you get Mr.Green :D

*inserts coin*

[TheDoorToDarkness]

you get miss scarlet (lucky you)
*insert coin*

[K H P]

you get a chew toy! (have fun)

*inserts coin*

[Destiny Guard]

You are struck by lightning.

*insert coin*

[keymaster101]

You get cherry pie!....wait i want cherry pie!Is there by any chance a reciept??

*inserts coin*

[keybladewielder121]

A meteor hits you
*ic*

[Destiny Guard]

A rock falls on u.

*inserts coin*

[keybladewielder121]

ES comes out of nowhere and starts to charge at you

[Destiny Guard]

*shakes machine like crazy person*
''It stole my money!''
*Kicks machine angrily*
*token falls out*
''What's this?''
*insert token*
''!What the....!''
What did u get?

[Oblivion XIII]

You get a punch in the face! And a note saying Dont hit the Machine!

*Inserts another Hubcap*

[Destiny Guard]

You get a slap in the face!!!!!
*insert bent token*

[Oblivion XIII]

You get a harder punch which KO's You

*Inserts CHOCOLATE CAKE*

[Tyas]

You get a monkey!:D......... that comes out and slaps ya!lol!
*Inserts coin*

[Requiem4ADream]

you get a bunny...the one from Monte Python and the Holy Grail

*inserts coin*

[Xehanort]

You get killed!

*inserts coin*

[Destiny Guard]

You get my ghost.... and a knife to the heart.

*inserts coin*

[No.8]

You get another vending machine.
*Inserts coin*

[keybladewielder121]

you get a battery powered lightsaber
*ic*

[keymaster101]

Some random person from star wars comes out and tells you he's your father

*inserts coin*

[Destiny Guard]

Yoda slaps you.

*inserts coin*

[keybladewielder121]

Yoda kisses you then farts on your face:eek: :eek:
*ic*

[Destiny Guard]

Vader stabs you.

*insert coin*

[adcrocks50]

you get CHEESE mmm cheese. Wait, no you got an empty battle of soda. Haha
*inserts coin*

[Kize]

you get CHEESE mmm cheese. Wait, no you got an empty battle of soda. Haha
*inserts coin*

You get a dog with lice and fleas!

*inserts coin.*

[Destiny Guard]

You get... a giant roach.

*inserts coin*

[Kize]

You get... a giant roach.

*inserts coin*

You get.... Another frozen baked potato! What the hells wrong with this vending machine!!!

*inserts coin.*

[keybladewielder121]

You get a man with a sign "I destroyed the Vending Machine"
*Inserts the Titanic*

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

You get my blood

*inserts Hearts*

[keybladewielder121]

You get Kingdom Hearts
Inserts E.S.

[keymaster101]

Pluto comes out urinates on you then bites you on the leg and runs off

*Inserts coin*

[keybladewielder121]

Mickey comes out with a million heartless
**Inserts Sora**

[keymaster101]

Namine comes out slaps you then goes back in

*inserts king mickey*

[Destiny Guard]

minnie stabs you.

*inserts coin*

[K H P]

you get inflatable hug!

*inserts coin*

[Darkness Falls]

you get a half of your coin back=)

*inserts keyboard*

[Destiny Guard]

Goofy kisses you.

*inserts coin*

[keybladewielder121]

The entire roster of male characters of Disney kisses you

[keymaster101]

The six disney princess' comes out and slaps you each

*inserts namine*

[keybladewielder121]

Namine comes out and kicks your butt

[No.8]

*Inserts coin*

[Destiny Guard]

Machine's broken...

inserts cartoon

[K H P]

you get fuzzy purple pimp dice!

*inserts coin*

[KH4life]

you get fuzzy purple pimp dice!

*inserts coin*

you get attacked by a ferret. lol

*inserts ferret*

[K H P]

you get my dead remains

*inserts coin*

[Twilight]

you get worms
*inserts coin*

[K H P]

you get not worms...*cough*

*inserts coin*

[Twilight]

you get a bop in the head
* inserts coin*

[Naruto-san]

You get a heapin can of whoop ass Biatch!!!

*inserts coin on a string and pulls it back out

[Soralion]

you anger cops cause u didnt actually pay and they burn u to ground with enormous magnifying glass

*inserts coin*

[riku's darkness]

you get simbasora

*insert coin*

[Soralion]

You get PS4

*inserts coin*

[keybladewielder121]

you get a nintendo snes
*ic*

[Naruto-san]

You get Red Ballz (Chappel Show).

Inserts Coin

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

You get Itachi

inserts coin

[K H P]

you get your hardcore box stolen again
Insets coin

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

Nothingness....

*Inserts Ripped up Heart*

[K H P]

*machine pukes*

inserts coin