variety show. @_@

[Tidus dude]

yeah.... scripts from a Comedic variety show. (made by meh.)


News Show
characters-

Voice- the person that is disembodied
Phil- Anchor guy
naomi- Anchor lady
Du-mi - Weather reporter (pronounced do me)

Part 1


Voice- "Good Evening People. It is time for the Nightly News.
Starring Phil , Naomi and Du-mi"

Phil- "good evening. Tonight's top headline involves the president's wild party at the white house. or as some can call it the t*t house."

*laughs from the audience*

Naomi- " where you invited to that party, phil?"

Phil- "yes, but I couldn't go.... The head of the tv station said that being near the president can lower your IQ....."

*laughs from Democrats*

Naomi- "now the weather report from our favorite weather guy, du-mi.

Phil- " you want what?" o.o

Naomi- " I said Du-mi"

phil- "now???"

*laughter*

Naomi- "not that..... >.>I meant...... du-mi, the weather man."

Phil- "...you want the weather man to do-"

Naomi- "for the last time jack A**, I am saying his name..." -.-

Du-Mi - ".... Should I give the report?"

Naomi- "yes, du mi"

Phil- "...we will be right back after their little scene...." >.<

Naomi- "you s*** head....." -__________-

[Helix: The True Hero]

*Holds in laugh.* >_<

[Helix: The True Hero]

*Intentional double post/necropost* Didn't finish it...?