Sora The Hero
07-30-2008, 12:47 AM
Part 1:
Short Jabs
Age
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"When Abraham Lincoln was your age" the father told his son "he used to walk ten miles every day to school."
"Really" the kid said." Well, when he was your age he was president."
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. " I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. " What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing" the woman said. "How old are you?"
"Twenty Six" he said.
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A woman got on the bus with her little boy and paid for one fare. The bus driver pointed out that she had to pay for her son.
"Children under six ride free." the woman said.
"Come on" the driver said. "He doesn't look a day under nine."
The woman shrugged and said, "Can I help it if he worries a lot?"
comment for the next part, Animals.
Short Jabs
Age
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"When Abraham Lincoln was your age" the father told his son "he used to walk ten miles every day to school."
"Really" the kid said." Well, when he was your age he was president."
*************************************
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. " I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. " What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing" the woman said. "How old are you?"
"Twenty Six" he said.
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A woman got on the bus with her little boy and paid for one fare. The bus driver pointed out that she had to pay for her son.
"Children under six ride free." the woman said.
"Come on" the driver said. "He doesn't look a day under nine."
The woman shrugged and said, "Can I help it if he worries a lot?"
comment for the next part, Animals.