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Sora The Hero
07-30-2008, 12:47 AM
Part 1:
Short Jabs

Age
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"When Abraham Lincoln was your age" the father told his son "he used to walk ten miles every day to school."
"Really" the kid said." Well, when he was your age he was president."
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. " I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. " What's your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing" the woman said. "How old are you?"
"Twenty Six" he said.
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A woman got on the bus with her little boy and paid for one fare. The bus driver pointed out that she had to pay for her son.
"Children under six ride free." the woman said.
"Come on" the driver said. "He doesn't look a day under nine."
The woman shrugged and said, "Can I help it if he worries a lot?"

comment for the next part, Animals.

sora3000
11-21-2008, 03:15 AM
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

Blak boy playin wit a key
11-21-2008, 06:58 AM
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

lol.... too easy rofl

My rulebook to becoming legitamately weird..

Moan for awkwardly long amounts of time at a concerning volume in tha middle of class.... priceless :D

Sing oldies music (cept Disco), while walking down tha street

Ask random hot chicks for their phonenumber, then admit you left your phone at home

Act intensly interested in something on the ceiling/roof/top of wall while in a crrowd.

Make inhuman noises when its ridiculuosly quiet

Chew on your shoe o.O
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Age joke...

My Father used to tell me, "Son when i was your age i used to walk 15 miles to school,"
And i was like, "Huh.. is that why you didnt graduate?"
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um... actually had good ones but its too troublesome to remember them...

peace :gangsta1:

Yellow Flash
11-22-2008, 08:00 AM
lol......

Aussie jokes: (I am an Aussie so......)
People say we have roos in your backyard that we ride........when they come to Australia and say "Where's your roo" We resopned with "It's getting serviced"

Australia is so prone to bushfires that on the map of bushfires it says
High risk: Red
Medium risk: orange
Low risk: White
No- risk: N/A

If you spread the people in Australia out evenly there would be 2 people every 3 square kilometers

GSWarriors
11-22-2008, 08:06 AM
I'm a nice guy... just ask my parole officer.

Lone Wolf
11-25-2008, 02:57 AM
Just a heads up for anyone posting here.

Keep the jokes clean.

Yellow Flash
12-10-2008, 10:28 AM
More Aussie jokes.....
Australia is so speical we have two "southern points*

When someone calls them selves an "Australian" They are either
English
Irish
American
Italian
Chinase
Korrean
Japanese
Spainish
German
etc....
But none of us are acctually....AUSTRALIAN???.......WTF???

Blak boy playin wit a key
12-11-2008, 03:26 AM
More Aussie jokes.....
Australia is so speical we have two "southern points*

When someone calls them selves an "Australian" They are either
English
Irish
American
Italian
Chinase
Korrean
Japanese
Spainish
German
etc....
But none of us are acctually....AUSTRALIAN???.......WTF???


LOL u must have fun in Australia huh? ^^

ehh... I had sum jokes... but Mr. Lone Wolf warned us it has to be clean X_X bleeeh

Yellow Flash
12-11-2008, 09:13 AM
Yes I do............These are the jokes.......(all mine......) lol.........