krazy KH Reality Show!

[kaze_krazy]

here a krazy kingdom hearts story hope you all enjoy it

Day 1

Riku: i dare you to too put 50 gallons of sugar in root beer.

Sora: YOUR ON!

-pours some sugar in root beer-

Sora: -drinks it all-

Riku: wow, your alive.

Sora: -twitches- SUGGARRRRZZZZZ -jumps up onto the walll and runs up the ceiling-

Riku: O_o

Sora: -falls down and doesnt speak-

Riku: you ok Sora? -kicks Sora's body-

-riku looks around-

Riku: This is not my fault! -runs away-

- 5 days later-

Riku: -comes back with a disneyland hat- ahhh what a vacation. -steps on Sora's body and gets some Coffee-

Sora: -gets up- I drank 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 gallons of sugar! -sniffs some sugar-

Riku: O_O

Sora:- is hyped up on sugar-

Kairi: -comes out of nowhere- WERE SENDING YOU TO SUGAR BOOT CAMP!!

Sora: YOU NEED TO CATCH ME FIRST!

Were sorry to interrup your wonderful story but we have breaking news!

TODAY ON BOATS! Were on a high speed chase with a hyped up boy on sugar just stole a High speed Mottor Boat and were now chasing him! OH geez! we forgot it was CANNON -BOOM- OH GOD HE'S LAUNCHING BAGS OF SUG - SLAM-
Phew he appears to ran out of Sugar Bags -bonk- OWW now he's throwing Ke -bonk- DUDE HE'S LAUNCHING KEYS AT US!! WHAT IS UP WITH THAT! -Crash- GREAT NOW HE'S THROWING CARDS AT US! -SLAMMMMM- ok we got him phew.

Now back to your current show

Sora: BOOOOT CAMPPPP?

Kairi: yes boot camp

Riku: for people who eat to much sugar.

Sora: -GASP-

To be continued....

[MasterBlade99]

yeah u sould redo this in the rpg section this is just for info and stuff like that

[Roxas88]

interesting..... lolz i bet sora will stay at boot camp FOREVUR

[kaze_krazy]

well any way here the 2nd part



Day 2

- Riku and Kairi are watching T.V -

Sora: hey guys

Kairi: -screams-

Riku: we thought you were at boot camp.

Sora: well, its hard to explain. Let me show you what happens in this neat little flashback that came out of nowhere.


-FLASHBACK-

Sora: -goes crazy- what i need is a supplier that appears in every Prison and/or Boot camp movie.

Supplier: -comes out of nowhere- I heard you were the new guy, i can smuggle anything, Pop Rocks, Choco Woo, Sugar-

Sora: 15 gallons o' sugar!!!!!!

-few hours later-

Boot Camp General: -hiding in the corner- happy thoughts, happy thoughts

Random Kid: RISE UP AND EAT SUGAR -runs into a wall-

Kid: -lights himself on fire- SSSSSUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

- Sora and the Supplier are sitting down-

Sora: man, these guys are crazy -sniffs some sugar-

Supplier: yeah....

-END OF FLASHBACK-

Riku: woah

Kairi: I know! When did we have the power to create flashbacks!

Sora: i dont know.

Riku: who wants Taco Bell!

Kairi and Sora: WE DO

Some Weird Guy: And so, Sora and his friends feasted for 40 days and 40 nights. And they spent 100 days and 100 nights in the bathroom due to food poisoning. This show is weird...

Someone's master fragments, a post made by a very NO Gee

[DestinyHolder]

LOL thats realy funny!!

[MasterBlade99]

I Love Surger

[kaze_krazy]

hehe thanks


Day 3

Riku: -is very angry-

Sora: whats wrong Riku I thought you liked Disneyland.

Riku: -pushes Sora into a trash can-

Sora: WOah! Ok..good one Riku now let me out. Riku? Riku! RIKU!!!!!!!

-next day-

Sora: -is stuck- CANT -push- GET -push- OUT -push-

Little Girl: Hey! There's a kid stuck in a trash can!

Random Guy: Lets point and laugh at him!

-people laugh and point-

Sora: Riku.... :mad:

-5 days later-

Sora: -back on the island while still stuck in the can- grrrrr Riku!!!

Riku: -laughs so hard he cries-

Sora: -wobbles over to him- ROAR

Riku: -kicks Sora-

Sora: -turns on his side and rolls out the door-

Riku: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAH

-Next Morning-

Riku: -wakes up- Ahhh what a beautiful day! -goes to the mirror-

-loud screams are heard-

Sora: HAHAHAHHAHAH -is holding a scissors-

Riku: -All of his hair is gone- SORA!!!!!

Sora: too late I already posted pictures on Ebay!

to be continued...

[MasterBlade99]

hahahahahaha that is so great come on next day next day

[xemnasthegreat]

lol thats funny you should be on quizilla......

[Riku22]

Quite funny, good job.

[kaze_krazy]

lol thats funny you should be on quizilla......

I'm on quizilla lol

Day 4

Malificent: Ok next!

MJ: -moonwalks in-

Malificent: ok, show me your powers...

MJ: well first I need a kid then I-

Mal: WOAH WHOAH WOAH!!!!!!! I thought you were incocent in that case

MJ: well..

Mal: -presses a button-

MJ: -falls through a trap door-

Mal: NEXT!!!

-HBK comes in-

Mal:..................-presses button-

HBK: -falls through trap door- I LIKE PPIIIIEEeeeee.......

Mal: NEXT

- Riku comes in-

Mal: Look riku, it didnt work out last time...

Riku: JUST LET ME JOIN AGAIN!!!!

Mal: NOPE!

-Riku walks away-

Marluxia: Ok, i called in a meeting because someone is clogging the toilet...My blame is Lexaues.

Riku: -barges in- I WANT TO JOIN!!!

Marluxia: hmph, well ya need a reason!

Riku: I WANT TO KILL SORA

Marluxia: WELCOME ABOARD!!!

Lexaus: -comes out of the bathroom- toliets colgged...

[MasterBlade99]

thats is soooooooo funny i love it Wacko Jacko HEEEE HE jamone a

[Roxas88]

nice....who knows what will happen to Riku now? lol nice...post more please!!!

[The Real keyblade Master]

I'm on quizilla lol

Day 4

Malificent: Ok next!

MJ: -moonwalks in-

Malificent: ok, show me your powers...

MJ: well first I need a kid then I-

Mal: WOAH WHOAH WOAH!!!!!!! I thought you were incocent in that case

MJ: well..

Mal: -presses a button-

MJ: -falls through a trap door-

Mal: NEXT!!!

-HBK comes in-

Mal:..................-presses button-

HBK: -falls through trap door- I LIKE PPIIIIEEeeeee.......

Mal: NEXT

- Riku comes in-

Mal: Look riku, it didnt work out last time...

Riku: JUST LET ME JOIN AGAIN!!!!

Mal: NOPE!

-Riku walks away-

Marluxia: Ok, i called in a meeting because someone is clogging the toilet...My blame is Lexaues.

Riku: -barges in- I WANT TO JOIN!!!

Marluxia: hmph, well ya need a reason!

Riku: I WANT TO KILL SORA

Marluxia: WELCOME ABOARD!!!

Lexaus: -comes out of the bathroom- toliets colgged...

lololololol that was awesome!!!!!................... ''well first i need a kid''!!!!!!

[kaze_krazy]

Day 5

- A Day at the Organization-

Marluxia: -plays with his hair-

Larxane: -eating candy-

Axel: -playing with a paddle ball-

Riku: -tapping his foot- SHOULD WE BEING DOING SOMETHING EVIL!!!!!!!!

Axel: -misses- ahh man...

Marluxia: hmmm your right! TO THE ORGANIZATION-MOBILE!

-batman theme song comes on-

Riku: the organization-mobile is a Escalade?

Marluxia: YEAH! We got to be Evil in style!

-the arrive at New York City-

Riku: Were going to blow up New York City! AWESOME THATS SO EVIL!!!

Marluxia: No. Were going to do something even eviler!! -Laughs Manicly-

-they go over to a park-

Marluxia: -steals a lollipop from a baby- HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Riku: Stealing candy from babies.....

Marluxia: -steals another lollipop- YEAH ISNT IT EVIL!!! MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Random Mother: GIVE ME BACK MY SONS LOLLY!!! -smacks Marluxia with her purse-

Marluxia: RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MasterBlade99]

lmfao i love it so funny

[Kingdomhearts 3]

upload the next!!!:D :D

[Roxas88]

Nice!!!! I love how everything is KRAZY!!!

[Kairi*]

hahahahaha this is soo funny
im crying,and i cant breath from laughter:D

[kaze_krazy]

Day 6

dun-a dun-a dun-a dun-a dud dud-a BATMAN!

Me: Ok guys the ratings for the show are lowering. Since we dont have the one thing all Reality shows have.

Kairi: dumbness!

Me: That! AND a Interview camera.

-Riku and Marluxia run to Destiny Island-

Riku: If the NYPD comes to the door tell them were not here!

Marluxia: -is lugging around loads of stolen candy-

-runs up to his room-

Kairi's Interview

Kairi: HOW DID RIKU'S FRIEND GET HIS HAIR LIKE THAT!!! Im so jealous!

-ENDED-

Sora: -hears doorbell ring- Yes?

NYPD: THIS IS THE NYPD

Sora: OH OH you mean the New York Pizza Department!

NYPD: uhhh, no its the Police Department

Sora: Ohhh...

NYPD: is Riku here?

Sora: (what did Riku tell me to say to them....OH YEAH) He's sneaking out the back window you can catch him off guard by surronding him!

NYPD: -bust into room- RIKU AND MARLUXIA YOUR UNDER ARREST!!! Huhh?

Kairi's Interview

Kairi: well i think-is hit with darts-

Riku: Now lets just move her next to all of the candy-

Marluxia: And they'll think its her! HA HA YOUR SO EVIL!!

-END OF INTERVIEW-

Kairi: -is sitting next to all the candy with 5 tranqulizzer darts stuck in her. -

NYPD: I should have known...IT WAS KAIRI ALL ALONG!!!

-back at Castle Oblivion-

Riku: Im bored..

[Roxas88]

o lol kairi was framed.....not as good as the other ones but still good!
now that kairi had her interview let Riku have his interview, lol!! :)

[MasterBlade99]

still funny as hell!!!! lol lmfao

[kaze_krazy]

Day 7

- driving in the Orgaization-Mobile(a Escalade) -

Marluxia: Crusin' in my Escalade, man o' man i got it made...

Riku: SHUT UP WITH THE SONG ALREADY

Marluxia: -cough- ok...So how are Kairi and Sora doing they still a couple?

Riku: dude, they were never a couple. We were just acting on that game..

Marluxia: Oh yeah....I still get phone calls from Normura that he needs the Castle back, and the costumes..

Riku: so what are we going to do now..

Marluxia: send hate mail to MJ saying he's guilty?

Riku: Nah, thats too evil...

Marluxia: I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!!!

-Marluxia and Riku are at a Fat Camp-

Marluxia: -gives wedgies to all the fat kids- HAHAH AAHHAHAHAHAH

Riku: -on his cellphone-

Camp Counciler 1: dont you think we should be doing something about this?

Camp Counciler 2: Lets just watch some more.

FCPD: THIS IS THE FAT CAMP POLICE DEPARTMENT!!

Marluxia: OH SHNAPS!! -runs and smacks his head into the camera-

Riku: -runs into the bushes-

FCPD: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST MARLUXIA!!!

Marluxia: do you have to yell.

FCPD: YES WE HAVE TO YELL!!!!!!!!!

Marluxia: I SHALL USES MY SPECIAL FLOWER ATTACK TO ESCAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- He clenshes his fist-

Marluxia: -nothing happens- Well wheres my scythe!

-Scythe is lunged into a wall with a fat kid hanging from the poll from his underwear-

Marluxia: well....SUPER WHITE ROBOT COME TO ME!!!!

-nothing happens-

SWR: -in a poker room with Gundam Wings and Super Giant Power Ranger Robots- Got any threes?

Marluxia: :( ..................

-In jail-

Marluxia: hey Kairi

Kairi: hey Mar


Day 8

-smoking building behind them-

Riku: -driving the Escalade-

Marluxia: thanks for letting me out I still feel bad for leaving Kairi there.

-Back at the Prison-

Kairi: -tranqulizzered while holding explosives-

- Back in the Organization-Mobile -

Riku: Good ol' Tranqulizer gun

Marluxia: I got a new evil idea!

-Somewhere-

Marluxia: -kicks random people in the nuts- HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHHAHAHA!!!

Riku: -kicks someone in the nuts also- Well at least this is sorta evil...

- SPD comes in-

SPD: THIS IS THE SOMEWHERE POLICE DEPARTMENT

Marluxia and Riku: OH SHNAPS!!!! -they get in their Escalade-

- 2 seconds later -

Marluxia: -in Jail- How the heck did we get in Jail so fast?

Riku: -also in Jail- I dont know, writers seem to do that to make sure the story isnt to long.

Me: -in a Secruity Guard oufit- DANG STRAIGHT!!!

Riku: well, at least were sepperate from Kairi after what happend.

Marluxia: And why the heck is Sora here?

Sora: I was arrested for beating up a guy in a chicken suit...

Riku: Ok and why......

Sora: Giant Chickens scare me... :(

Riku: Ok thats it, CUT CUT CUT!!!

-Camera's go off-

Riku: I can not work like this...

Me: wait dude!!! He's gone...

Normura: Ok we'll need a replacment for RIku

Me: how bout the BFU

Normura: GOOD IDEA K_K YOU NEED A PROMOTION!!!

Me: -typing what Normura said- and....-continues typing-

Normura: AND YOU RULE SQUARESOFT!!

Me: thats right...Oh yeah ummm back to the story!!!

-back in regualar time-

Riku: this show is messed up...

[Roxas88]

hahhahahahahahahaha nice! i love how you make Marluxia and Riku kinda.....evilly stupid lol

[kaze_krazy]

i just writing the next day i'll type it up in a sec

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

lol *sighs* too funny, that was funny for some reason, I don't really know

[kaze_krazy]

Day 9

- In the Destiny Island Mansion -

Riku: Ok Sora im going to need you to get out.

Sora: Why?

Riku: cause me and MasterBlade99 are havin a party here.

-Kicks Sora out-

MasterBlade99: PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!

-later that night-

HBK: -hides behind me-

Me: dont touch me....

HBK: Im sorry but, Kairi, Larxane and Namine are stalking me!!!

Me: hmmm that is a problem.....HE'S OVER HERE LADIES!!!!!!!!

Larxane: HBK WE MISSED YOU

-Larxane, Namine and Kairi drag HBK off-

HBK: ughhh........

-outside the house-

Sora: Im getting in that party no matter what!!! -gets a catapult- HAHAHHAHA -launches himself into the house but bounces back and hits a behemoth- sorry behomth heh heh.

HBK: -shirt is ripped, and has bruises- Skye Wielder of Heaven! You got to help me THERE DOING HORRIBLE THINGS TO ME!!! -cries-

Skye Wielder of Heaven: HE'S OVER HERE!!!

HBK: -is dragged off by the 3 girls- NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

-outside-

Sora: -millions of bruises- HHA AAAHAAHHAH I HAVE A NEW IDEA!! -hides in someones backpack- they wont realize that im in here! HE HE!!!

Secruity Guard: Ok now go through the Sora Dectector, if he's goes by it he'll be shocked with 2,000,000,000,000,000 watts of ELECTRICTY!!!!!

Sora: -still in backpack- hah ha ha! Soon ill be in the party!!!

-person goes through-

MasterBlade99: - Large Scream is heard- whatever...

HBK: -is bleeding- GOD HELP ME Roxas88!!!!!

Roxas88: Nah, HE'S OVER HERE!!!!!!!!

HBK: why god! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -is draged off-

-later that morning-

Riku: Ok now that the party is over. Kairi you pick up the trash, K_K you'll sit on the couch and watch T.V, and I'll pick up all the dead bodies.

Me and Kairi: ok

Riku: -on the roof- lets see, Death Count is...10,

HBK: ughhh help me....

Riku: -kicks him off the roof- 11....

Sora: -walks through the door- HAHAHAHHAHA NOW IM IN THE PARTY!!!!!!!!! -realizes the party is over- AHhhh man....


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Guest Stars:

Skye Wielder of Heaven

Roxas88

MasterBlade99

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

Hey I just notice my name on there.Pretty funny stuff.Lol

[MasterBlade99]

yea i'm a guest star and i party with riku WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[kaze_krazy]

Day 10

Kairi's Interview
Kairi: Its been day 10! AND I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE ON THIS ISLAND!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Riku: -walks in- get a grip..god, how embarassing. this isnt Surivior

-ENDED-

Me: ok people, we need to make the show even funnier so im adding a girl crazy moron, that will flirt with Kairi, Larxane and Namine all day.

Sora: DONT I HAVE A SAY IN THIS!!!!

Me: no, -presses a button-

Sora: -is launched out of his chair-

Me: Meet, RAY!!!!!!!!!

Ray: -see's Kairi and flirts with her-

Kairi: I LIKE THIS NEGOTIATION!!!

- in a bar at Twilight Town -

HBK: AHHH -cries- NAMINE LEFT ME!!!!! -cries again-

Sora: WAAAAA -cries- KAIRI LEFT ME!!!! -cries-

Axel: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! LARXANE LEFT ME!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Axel, Sora, HBK: -drown there sorrows in Milk-

Riku: those poor fools, drowning there sorrows in milk...sad....

Marluxia: good thing were single.

Axel: Wait! I got an idea! Lets take Ray out of the picture!

Sora: ahh ha yes, then we can have are girl friends back!!!!

HBK, Sora, Axel: YEAH!!!!!!!

-back in destiny islands-

Ray: -is surronded by the 3 girls- this is the life! -is launched out of his seat-

-lands straight into a room with HBK, Axel and Sora-

HBK: dont...

Sora: touch....

Axel: OUR GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!

- Large intense beat down-

the 3 girls: wheres Ray? :(

Sora, Axel, HBK: ladies....lets go to the fair....

the 3 girls: OK!!!!!

-back in the room.-

Ray: -is burned, bruised, smacked, slapped, kicked in the groin- ohh the pain....

Me: -walks in- I aint, payin for this.


Day 11

In a Island far, far, away......

EPISODE 4: THE RAYPIRE STRIKES BACK!

OH SHNAPS! Ray got his butt whooped! After Ray was nearly killed, he gathered all of his ChickTroopers to combat the Rebellion! Er....I mean uhhhh.....3 PEOPLE!! yeah....Ummm, After defeating the 3 kids at the Battle of Hop. Sora SkyWalker went to Ragobah to train with Tedi Master Noduh! After saving Kairi Organa, with the help of HBK Calrissian, they divised a plan to save Riku Solo from Tadda the Smuck! After killing Tadda the Smuck these were his last words, "MY BROTHER BLADDA THE BUTT WILL GET YOU!!!". After the 3 people gathered there army to plan there next attack....


Random Girl: We got a report that Farth Ray, has constructed another Pimp Star to destroy the Universe!

Random Guy: We'll have to destroy the Sheild Generator at Fendor!

Riku Solo: Me and Kairi well go down there with a battlion of troopers to destroy the Generator.

Sora Skywalker: Ill go down there too

After gaining the help of the Pewoks the set there bombs inside the Generator

Riku Solo: OH SHNAPPS!!!! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Above the planet-

Pilot: We got LowRider Tie Fighters appearing on screen!

Weird Guy: THERES TOO MANY OF THEM!!!!

HBK: The sheild is down!!

Commander: Commence attack on the Pimp Star's Main Reactor!

-on the Pimp Star-

Sora: -grabs his keyblade, and it turns into a lightsaber- Ragh!

Ray: -pushes him down- Sora....I am your Faja!

Creepy Messed up old guy: I think you mean his father...

Ray: -spits out something- sorry i was eating taffy. I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!

Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait a second. -walks off screen, comes back- Then whos he? -drops his dad on the ground-

Ray: uhhhh...-slices off his hand-

Sora: OOWWWW WHYED YOU SLICE OFF MY HAND!!!!

Me: You werent supposed to slice off his hand!

Ray: ohh....uhh

Sora: OH GOD ITS BLEEDING!!!!!!!

Ray: -runs off-

Creepy Messed Up Old Guy: -runs with him- HAH HA HAH HA HA!!!!

Ray: -stabs him with his lightsaber- AND STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND YOU STALKER!!!!!!


-Star Wars Ending Song comes on-

[shiroun]

I loved day 9 and 10, especially the kairi interview and the HBK fall.

[kaze_krazy]

Day 12

Riku: GUYS SOMETHING HORRIBLE IS COMING!!!

Kairi: YOU MEAN!!!

Riku: yes........

-dun dun dunnnnnnnn-

Sora: I didnt know this show had sound effects!

-wa wa wahhhhhh-

Sora: O_o

-few hours later-

Mcdonalds guy: we just set up a mcdonalds near your house. Be sure to come!

Riku: WE'LL NEVER FALL TO YOUR EVIL MAGIC PUT ON YOUR HAMBURGERS!!!!

Kairi: YEAH!!

-slam the door-

Riku: where's Sora?

-at McDonalds-

Sora: SO DELICOUS MUST HAVE MORE!!!!!!!

-in the back of McDonalds-

Wizard 2: -cast a spell on the burgers- Im getting tired of this.

Wizard 1: me too!!

Guy with a Whip: -snaps it at them- GET BACK TO WORK!!!

-5 days later-

Sora: -is a fat tub of lard- hey guys im back.

Riku: O_O;! Im suprised you havent had a heart attack yet!

Sora: Nah! i had like 5 of those to day! Who wants to go to McDonalds for dinner!!

THE END


-PREVIEW-

Edward Elric: I dont like this place

Al: me neither.

Sora: HEY ITS A MIDGET!!

[MasterBlade99]

woooo funny as hell, can be a guess star again

[kaze_krazy]

woooo funny as hell, can be a guess star again

yeah when i need another guess star your in

Day 13

Alphonse Elric: where are we?

Edward Elric: Where ever we are its a dump.

Al: and its covered in Mcdonalds.

Sora: HEY! ITS A SUIT OF ARMOR AND A MIDGET!

Ed: -abbout to knock the crud out of Sora-

Al: Brother! Stay calm....

Ed:grrr....ok...

-in the house-

Kairi: so your from central? I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD ANOTHER WORLD TO GO TO!! are you a hacker??????????

Ed: -mumbles- idiot...

Sora: HAH HA LOOK AT THAT MIDGET!!! I WONDER HOW SMALL YOU WERE WHEN YOU WERE BORN!!! HAHAHAHAH WAS YOUR MOM A AMEBA!! WHAT ARE YOU 5 YEARS OLD!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

-in another universe-

Al:-in a safe suit- TAKE COVER!!!!!!-

-The universe is destroyed and its so big you can see it from the one Al, Riku, and Kairi are in-

Kairi: what do we do now

Riku: KFC?

-in a KFC on pluto-

Al: what is that secret seasoning!


Me: -in bling blingin clothes with the words 1337 on it- Alright were losing money, so Sora its all your fault.

Sora: why is it my fault!

Me: -throws a jewl encrested medillon at him- because your stuiped! So were replacing you with someone even more incredibly stuiped.

Sora: No man is dumber then sora!

Me: yes that is true. But this he, be a SHE!

Sora: -GASP-

Me: -turns to producer- be sure to burn any feminist mail I get...-cough- MEET....TINA

Tina: MA HA -pokes Sora-

Sora: SHE'S TO STUIPED!!!! -hides in the corner-

Tina: MA HA!!!!

Day 14

-Kairi, Tina watching T.V-

Riku: -hides in the corner- Im the only man left, I WILL SURIVIVE!

Tina: -throws a doll at him- MAAA HAAA!!

Riku: -cries- must..BE MANLY!!! -cries-

During this time Kairi and Tina ruled for 40 days and 2 nights...until sora made a stand.

Sora: PREPARE TO DIE TINA!!!

Tina: MAAAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!!

Sora: -runs away-

Me: ok guys, were losing money. Since I brought a dumb girl on the show the only people that watch are guys. And we want everyone to watch. Because then I GET MO MONEY YEA! So Tina ya fired!

Tina: MMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Me: right.....and Sora your hired.

Sora: YEAH!!!

[MasterBlade99]

MIDGET hahahahhhhhhaaaaaaa

[kaze_krazy]

Ok this one, i think only Ragnarok Online players will understand

Day...who cares....

Sora: hey riku, i just installed Ragnarok Online.

Riku: what class are you?

Sora: I finished the Acyolyte quest.

Novice 1: H3@L PLZ

Novice 2: HEAL ME n00b!

Nocive 3: HEAl NOW

Riku: Have fun!

-few days later-

Sora: Ok I changed my class Riku, now im a Swordsman!

Riku: cool,

Novice1: TANK PLZ

Novice2: TANK 4 ME n00b!

Novice3: TANK FOR ME NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Riku: -rolls eyes-

-1 day later-

Sora: Ok....i changed my class to a Merchant now nothing can go wrong now!

Novice1: ZENY PLZ

Novice2: GV ME ZENY OR I REPORT YOU AS BOT!

Novice3: ZENY NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Riku: this is gettin boring.

Sora: Ok i upgraded to Assassin Cross, nothing will go wrong.

Novice1: ! cn soooo pwn u!

Novice2: looser Assassin, I shall pwn u!

Novice3: PWN!!! MUST PWN YOU!!

Sora: THATS IT!!!! -changes class to alchemist- YOUR GETTING PWNED NOW NOOBS!!

-makes Exploding Red Potions-

Sora: here you go Novice N00bs....

Novice 1,2,3: Final ly u 2 somethin u$3full! -they drink it-

-HUGE NUCLEAR EXPLOSION-

Novice1: OOOOO PKER!!!!!!!!

Novice2: I REPORT YOU TO GM!

Novice3: N00B YOU CANT PK ME!!

Sora: well, the potion Pked you not me...

Novice 1,2,3: /omg N00B!!!

Riku: good job Sora

Sora: thanks, stuiped n00bs....



Day...I LIKE PIE!!!!

Me: ok guys, im bringing in a guest star.

Riku: Who?

Me: a super hero!

Sora: WOO HOO!

-few days later-

Sora: where is the superhero? He should be here by now!

-door explodes-

Superhero: Im finally here!

Sora: I PAID A NICKEL FOR THAT DOOR!!!!

Superhero: LETS GO FOR SOME PIZZA

Riku Sora and Kairi: SURE!

Sora: what a day!

Riku: yeah!

Kairi: I am so full!

Superhero: -blows up the door again- yeah!

-few days later-

Superhero: -blows up the bathroom door- I HAVE TO GOOOOO

Sora: CANT YOU SEE IM TAKIN A WIZ!!!

Superhero: awww....-try to go through the door but theres nothing to explode-

-They blow up the wall instead-

-back at KK-

Me: Hey guys im back.

Kairi: how was your trip to the USA world?

Me: horrible, I got mugged, and there at war everyday

-somewhere else-

George Bush: Hey China! Your fat! HAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

China: WE AT WAR!!!!!!

-back at KK-

Kairi: can we get rid of that superhero! He breaking every door he goes through!

Me: yeah so?

Kairi: it costs money to repair the damage

Me: so?

Kairi: which costs a lot of money...

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WE GET RID OF HIM NOW!!!!

Superhero: -is straped to a cannonball- I'LL BE BACK!!!! -launched- WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

-the end-

Ok if you dont get the blowing up everthing he walks through joke. If you notice on Superhero shows, whenever they go to save the people they always manage to blow something up.

Note: I dont hate the USA in fact im in USA. Im just doin' a little politcal sattire! DONT HURT ME!!!

[keymaster101]

OH god your killin me!!!....aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahah aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha o god im cryin! aaaaaahahahahahahah aaaaaaahahaha...pleez write some more...*wipes tear* oh that was good.This is priceless you have to write more you just have to!:D :D :D

[kaze_krazy]

If you read this I control your mind!

Day...I LIKE CHOCLATE MILK!

-In a giant dark room with Diz sitting at a desk and Riku coming in-

Riku: You do know your copying this from DuelMas-

Diz: SHUT UP! -throws a belt at him-

Riku: ......uhhh, i like that new secretary you got.

Diz: Thanks I bought her on Ebay.

Riku: What are you doing in here anyways....

Diz: I like large dark rooms with only a desk and the worlds most giant window being behind it...

Riku: ......Im going to see what Marluxias doing

-in the 13th floor bathroom-

Marluxia: Oi...-comes out with a 100 ways to steal candy from babies magazine-

-later in the meeting room-

Marluxia: Ok peoples, heres us in a Whos More Evil Chart

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Whos More Evil Chart l
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Starbucks: 80% l
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Mcdonalds: 50% l
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Coca Cola: 20% l
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The Organization: .1 l
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Marluxia: So I made a plan see? We go and destroy Starbucks!

Axel: Why not Mcdonalds?

Marluxia: Because there local wizards have a force field around it.

Zexion: ............

Marluxia: Jeez your so talkative Zexion! We cant destroy Coca Cola, because were sponsoring it, -drinks a Coca Cola-

-In new york city-

Marluxia: You guys ready?

Everyone: Yep

-they go into a Starbucks and plant a bomb-

Marluxia: Wait! Theres another one around the corner!

-set up another bomb-

Axel: Wait! Theres another one around the corner!

-5 days later-

Marluxia: THERES ANOTHER ONE AROUND THE CORNER!!!

Riku: THATS IT! Starbucks is to big to handle. Now lets deonate them and leave!

Marluxia: just let me set a bomb right here while we stay and get a coffe! -detonates them all-

Axel: YAY FIRE!!! -stares at it.-

Riku: ......ow

THE END

No one was harmed in the making of this episode. Except a donkey name bob.



Regis: Welcome to Who Wants to Be a Millionarie!! KINGDOM HEARTS STYLE!!

-cool WWBM music comes on-

Regis: Are first person is, Sora

Sora: -lights dim on him- what the? How'd I get here!

Regis: First Question Sora....What is my first name? Is it...

A. Regis

B. Bob

C. Rick

D. I like Pie....

Sora: ITS TO MUCH PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAA -runs out the door-

Regis: okk......Are next guest is Axel!

Axel: This isnt starbucks!

Regis: First question is, What is the greatest substance on earth? Is it....

A. Fire

B. Bob the Builder

C. Me, Regis

D. I like pie....

Axel: FIRE!!

Regis: YOU ARE CORRECT! Next question...What gives us warmth? Is it...

A. Fire

B. I like Pie -or-

C. Banana.....

Axel: This is a tough one...I'd like to use a lifeline!

Regis: Ok Axel is going to call...

Axel: -on the phone- Hey Axel its me....Axel.. What do you think the answer is?

Axel: FIRE!!!

Axel: ok...a. Fire

Regis: you are correct!

-Large Explosion-

Black Mage: n00BS Ph33R ME FO I AM TEH BLACK MAGE!!! -does this-

-place blew up-

Axel: -stares at flame-

Black Mage: -ultima's him- N00BS

-THE END!-

[keymaster101]

How do you come uo with this??It's hilarious i couldnt stop laughing!

[keybladewielder121]

LOL!
this is funnny lol
lol
lol
lol!:D

[kaze_krazy]

Day...Whats a Day?

Me: Ok peoplez, yu gotz 2 go to ze Skool 2day

Kairi: Wy?

Me: cAuse me sy s0

-In a school-

Riku: I hate this place! Everyones stupid! Whenever Im sarcastic they think im not kidding! THOSE LoseRS!

Kid: Whats sarcastic mean?

Riku: It means your mom!

Kid: Cool! Sarcastic making me dinner tonight!

Kairi: And Sora's already the number one bully pwner!

Stuiped Jock Bully: You stunk when we played baseball!

Sora: Ok?

SJB: -eye twitches- Well, you stink and were going to beat you up!

Sora: Ok and so?

SJB: YOU $TINK AT SPORTS -head blows up-

Sora: whos that guy?

Popular Kid: Your a poor loser!

Sora: Ok.

Popular Kid: And you smell like a skunk!

Sora: Ok.

Popular Kid: And your parents are hobos!

Sora: Ok.

Popular Kid: INSULTS NOT WORKING!!! -gets in a feedle postion-

Sora: Whos that kid?

-after school-

Me: Ok guys, you dont have to go to school again.

Riku: YES!!

Kairi: WOOT!!

Sora: OK!!!!

Kairi: wait a sec. While all of this?

Me: Because me and the black mage, are going to make sure, kids who want to go to school DIE!!!!

Black Mage: YEAH!!

-THE END-

Black Mage: Its not the end we have -screen darkends- WAIT!! ILL PWN YOU IF YOU -screen goes pitch dark-

[keybladewielder121]

uuhhhhh......
still funny.....
Sora: OK!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
I like Chocolate milk
-Cheese

[icy14]

thats funny i guess

[keymaster101]

You have to rite sum more.Its soooooooo funny!:D

[kaze_krazy]

Day...EVUL!

Me: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to me secret underground lair. I shall introuduce you to each other...Black mage, teh ultimate pwnzer.

Black Mage: THATS RIGHT!!!

Me: My special group of Tank Rushers and, My number 5 man...number 5..

HBK: ITS HBK

Me: whatever number 5..and The Orginal Willy Wonka, who was so evil that he spiked the childrens lifetime supply of chocolate with Laxatives(listen to hear the scene.

Marluxia: Can I join

Me: NO!!! And last but not least. The stuiped and dumb n00bs!

Noob 1: HEAL N00B!!! NOW!!!

Riku: Can I join?

Me: No, you wine to much. Back to the story...I shall tell you my secret plan!!! We will PWN THE WORLD WITH OUR MAD EVUL SKILLZ!1!!!!1!!one one one!!!

Black Mage: LETS PWN THEM ALREADY!!!

TAnk Rushers: YES SIR!!

Me: YEAH LETS ROLLL!!!

So the Evul Five, sent off to Earth. Where Willy Wonka spiked the worlds army with Laxative Choclates!!! While they were in the bathroom, the tank rushers ran over the bathrooms they were in. Then Black Mage, stole there tanks..

Black Mage: PWNED!!!

And HBK stood there. Now that the worlds army was defeated. Heartless_Key, sent out the n00bs to annoy the world leaders so much that they would give up and give powere to K_K!

Noob 1: WORLD NOW N00B!!!

Noob 2: WORLD NOW OR I REPORT U AS BOT!!

Noob 3: WORLD NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!

So long lived the evul five...

N00BS!!!

HBK: I barely got a part in this episode!

Black Mage: -ka ma ha ma a's him- N00B!!

HBK: Ouchies!

Me: Well, gentlemen. There is only 2 people in the world that can stop us from copyrighting, copy and pasting, and putting laxitves in peoplez choclate.

HBK: who are they?

Me: SHUT UP NUMBER 5 YOUR ONLY SUPPOSED TO STAND THERE!

Black Mage: -Ka Ma Ha Ma Ha's him-

Me: and that person is...Catz....

-somewhere else-

Catz: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!

-back at KK-

Me: and Bob...

Black Mage: Whos Bob?

Me: Bob...he is the most evilest stick figure this side of the cow farm...Lets take down catz first

-on a giant mountain-

Catz: ALL YOUR BASE! ARE BELONG TO US! ALL YOUR BASE! ARE BELONG TO US!! -goes on-

Me: Your rain of wrongly translated japanesse script IS OVER!!!!

Black Mage: TIME TO PWN!! -goes dragon ball Z on his butt-

Catz: ZZZZZZzzzzIIIIiiiGGGGGggg!!!! -falls off the mountain-

Me: Now we must take down

Bob: FOOLISH COPYRIGHTERS!!! I SHALL DESTROY YOU!!! -pwnz everyone-

-everyone is a crater except HBK-

Bob: NOW IM GOING TO DO THE MOST EVILEST THING THERE IS TO DO TO YOU!!!!

HBK: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Kairi: Hey theres HBK!!

Larxane: Why did you leave us HBK!!

Namine: WEE MISS YOU!!

HBK: -gets jumped-

-wakes up-

Sora: WHOA I HAD A WEIRD DREAM!! -world now looks like the teletubies world- AHHHH!!!!!

-wakes up-

HBK: AHHHH!!!

Namine: -is in bed with him- Whats wrong-

Larxane: yeah!

Kairi: yeah?

HBK: -realize his shirt is off- AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-wakes up-

Ansem: Woah! I had a weird dream

-wakes up-

Sephiroth: Woah!

Cloud: -is playing video games- Dude whats up

Sephiroth: I had a dream that....forget it. What game you playin?

Cloud: FF7

Sephiroth: Cool, where you at?

Cloud: Im at the end. Your so easy to defeat!

Sephiroth: -throws him in a trash can- n00b

-THE END-

Real Me: I think i crossed the line on this one

Random person: Yeah

[namine the nobody]

LOL!!!!!! so funny wirte some more :D :D :D

[kaze_krazy]

Sora: Im bored

Riku: Me to

Kairi: Yeah

Sora: I got an idea! -says this really fast- Lets build a boat and sail off to another world. But then suddenly little black creatures attack us. And we all get sent off to strange worlds. And I meet a weird duck and dog! And we go of into a adventure to save Kairi, Riku, and King Mickey. But we have to seal the keyholes to everyworld were able to go to! And we encouter strange and evil people and one is name Ansem and he turns into the reallllllyyy Weird giant dark heartless thing!! And then we beat him but I leave Kairi back at this Island and she's all like, DUDE OMG COMZ BACKZ! And im like, duez I come backz for zu! And so then we start off in a new adventure with car-runs out of breath-

Riku: Nah, we did that last time

-an ambulance takes Sora away and comes back with him-

Sora: Lets order pizza!

Riku and Kairi: k kool.

-hours later-

Pizza Guy: Heres your pizza

Sora: Yum..Wait, i didnt order pepperoni.

Pizza Dude: WHAT!

Sora: I ordered the Combo!

Pizza dude: THATS IT! YOU AINT GETTIN ANY PIZZA NOW!! -sails off-

kairi: He's got our pizza!

Sora: -grabs his keyblade- ILL GET M' -throws his keyblade at him-

Pizza Guy: -misses- HA HA Ya missed fool! -comes back and nails him in the head-

Sora: Bingo! Now give us back our pizza!

Pizza Dude: -body floats in the water-

Sora: pizza dude?

Riku: O_O

Kairi: O_O

Sora: OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN!!! RUN!!

-they run off-

No pizza dudes were harmed during this episode...except that one, hes dead.


Sora: Ok guys were going to visit my relatives.

Riku: Why us? Why dont you go?

Sora: Because me and my friend, Heartless_key will force you to by making you come. Now do you want to come?

Riku: sure!

Kairi: Yeah lets go!

-On the way to the Airport gate-

Riku: Hey guys i got one of those cool ear cell phone things you know like the ones agents use!

Kairi: Yeah, but you do know people are going to eavesdrop on your conversation.

Riku: hmm.....-puts his finger to his ear- This is Red 2 were going to gate A, and perform the operation.

Random Lady: Honney! Im not feeling to comfortabled about this flight.

Riku: Affirmative Red 4 we found the bomb...-snikers a little-

Lady: honey!

Riku: There he is! I found him! -beats the crud out of a guy in a bussiness suit-

-everyone claps-

Riku: -him and the others get on the plane-

Sora: -tries to open a bag of peanuts- stuiped peanuts

Airplane Lady: We will now feature are in-flight movie

-Teletubies comes on-

Sora: EVIL TELETUBIES!!! -hides in the corner-

Riku: I thought he got over that fear.

Kairi: You must have forgot, this is Sora.

Riku: your right. Heartless_Key change the movie

Me: Right-o -changes it to FF7 Advent Children-

Everyone: w00t!

[deadly key blade]

thats ssssssssssssooooooooo funny:D

[keybladewielder121]

Write more Write more!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D

[kaze_krazy]

Marluxia: Ok guys, we have reports on the evilness of the world...Mcdonalds and Starbucks are joining together to take over the US.

-somewhere-

Marluxia: -voice in the background- First we go to somewhere, and provide a distraction...

-Marluxia and Riku, Give Wediges to Fat Babies While Stealing There Candy-

Marluxia: Then our new member will stop time, so we can go back in time, and beat the crud out of Jimmy Starbucks, and Billy Mcdonalds. So they'll be so tramutized they wont be able to make starbucks and mcdonalds!

-heres how it went-

Jimmy Starbucks and Billy Mcdonalds: I have a plan to rule the world! Hello trench coat- OW WOWOOWOWOWOAWW OWW OWOW OHHH GOD IT BURNS OH GOD MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH

-the rest is to violent for our young viewers.-

Riku: So what was the distraction part for?

Marluxia: I dont know I thought it would be fun!

-a few hours later-

Marluxia: Well, now Starbucks and Mcdonalds are out of the picture! And the world is now fit, and thin!

Riku: Wait..isnt that a good thing we did?

Marluxia: Well...uhhh..YOUR FIRED!!

Riku: Jerk...

Marluxia: Ok so we need another evil plan

Japan Dude: I have idea! Letz Keepz Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children, egrish version to our selves. And givez it to tem 5 year later!

Marluxia: No thats not evil thats mean, your fired! Ok, i found another evil person it is!

-To Be Continued...n00bs!-



Me: On last weeks episode! Here are some mixed up scenes...

Riku: CUT THE BLUE WIRE

Sora: THERE ALL BLUE!

Doctor: He could be in a coma forever!

Kairi: We have the Anitdote!

Random Guy: Im not telling you nothing!

Marluxia: -walks in the room- That never happend!

Me: Im trying to build dramatic tension! So lay off!

-back to the episode-

Marluxia: Ok, were going to go after Sephiroth -one winged angel music comes on-

Larxane: Cool! Let me try it! SEPHIROTH! -Music Comes on-

Marluxia: Right.....ok, um like I said. Were going after Sephiroth. -Music comes on- WOULD SOMEONE KILL THAT ORCHRESTRA!

Axel: Im on it! -comes back holding a burning Violin- I always hated Brass Instruments. They dont burn!

Marluxia: Alright, LETS GO TO THE LIFEFORCE!

-Sephiroths watching Invader Zim-

Sephiroth: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!! I dont know why they canceled this show it rocks!!!

Me: -walks in the scene- It does, I mean it! They should've never canceled it!

Sephiroth: Yeah! Thats right ma sister! -hi fives K_K-

-back to the scene-

Marluxia: We've come to defeat you so we can be the ultimate evil!

Demyx: -runs to the T.V and smashes it with his sitar-

Sephiroth: -gasp!- YOU SHALL PAY!! -grabs masamune-

-few hours later-

Sephiroth: -Organization is hanging upside down- now, what have you learned?

All of the Organization: Dont, destroy your T.V

Sephiroth: good.


-DI Crew is watching T.V, and a commercial for Sketchers-

Girl: -eats a shoe, then dances, and it reappers on her foot- Sketchers! There delicous!

Kairi: Wait, do they want us to wear the shoes? Or eat them?

Sora: -starts eating his shoes-

-theme song comes on-

Me: Wait a second! When did we get a theme song!

Normura: -drinks a martini- We bought it while you were away. ((( Yes Normura drinks martini's...only on my show...)))

Sora: So Kairi, want to go out some time?

Kairi: Sorry, im forcing HBK to be my boyfriend.

HBK: HELP ME!!!

me: HE'S MINE!! FIGHT TOMMORW 3:00 o'clock!

Riku: Whats goin on?

MasterBlade99 : They're going to get into a Cat fight

Riku: oh

-MasterBlade99, Riku, Sora, keybladewielder121 and all the other male characters in FF and KH-

Popcorn Vendor: Get you popcorn! Get yer popcorn for the Cat fight!

keybladewielder121: IT STARTING! EVERYONE HAVE THERE TICKETS FOR THE SHOW?

-everyone nods-

me: YOUR GOING DOWN!!

Kairi: HBK'S MINE!

-they start fighting-

Police: FREEZE!

-everyone gasps-

Police: We have are tickets!

me: -sucker punchs Kairi when she's distracted- I WIN!!

HBK: well, its better then Kairi.

me: -runs off with him-

keybladewielder121: I GOT IT ALL ON TAPE!

Everyone: w00t!

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Guest Stars:

keybladewielder121

MasterBlade99

[keybladewielder121]

Yay funny! lol!:D :D :D :cool:

[kaze_krazy]

deadly key blade: Sora...

Sora: Yeah?

deadly key blade: I am your father..

Sora: Really!!!

deadly key blade: No, K_K gave me 5 bucks to say that

Me: heres 5 bucks

DKB: yes! Im richer!

sora: So why are you here?

DKB: I'm going to teach you the three keyblade attack form...

Sora: But i dont have a tail to acomplish that!

DKB: Well...put it in your mouth like a pirate or something.

Sora: -grabs his keyblade-

-keyblade is covered in gross fungus and stuff...-

DKB: Dont you ever clean the thing?

Sora: Cleanings for chumps.

-4 hours later-

Sora: You know what your voice reminds me of? That voice at the beginning of KH!

DKB: DANG IT! You werent supposed to know that till KH2! -smacks sora-

-5 more hours-

DKB: I taught you everything I know...now go.

Sora: -does matrix moves- Can I fly like Neo does on Matrix Reloaded!

DKB: No...only Keono Reaves can do that, your not cool enough to do it.

Sora: Wait! I got an Idea!

-on the top of a giant building-

DKB: -in a agent suit- why are we doing this?

Sora: SHUT UP! Just do what i told you!

DKB: -shots at him with a pistol-

Sora: -does the matrix back thing-

DKB: Happy now...

Sora: Yeah! And for helping me here's a nice yellow banana!

DKB: -smacks Sora-


Kairi: -talking to Normura- MAKE ME HOTTER!

Normura: -drinks a Martini- Well, we were going to make you hotter in KH2 you know that pic!

Kairi: yeah! Turn me into that version of me!

Normura: Alright.

-few days later-

Kairi: -walks in the room- Hey guys...

Sora: Hey- OH MY GOD YOUR HOT -drools-

Riku: Sup, n00blets- GIRL! -drools-

HBK: -walks in- MEGA HOT CHICK!!! -drools-

Me: -looks at her- THAT!!! -Roars!!!!-

Kairi: Ha! HBK's MINE!

Me: HE'S MINE!! -starts pulling HBK's arm-

Kairi: MINE -pulls on HBK's arm-

HBK: Please! -yank- Stop! -yank- With! -yank- The -yank- PULLING!!!!

Me: -stops pulling- You must have forgot Kairi, Im the master of the Sucker Punch!

Kairi: Im still hurting from the last one!

Me: -hockey punches her- I WIN!

-ding ding ding-

Sora: And the winner is...Kaze_Krazy!

Me: IN YOUR FACE, MEAT!

Me: Now I have a rave to get to! -runs off screen-

Sora: -gives flowers to Kairi- I'm sorry you didn't win.

Riku: No Im sorry!

Sora: NO ME

Riku: SHE'S MINE!

-They get in a fight-

Kairi: Its so nice to see people fight over me!

THE END f00ls!

[keybladewielder121]

Still funny! write More!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D

[kaze_krazy]

Riku: Alright, were going to play dodgeball, now lets pick teams.

Wakka: I pick, Tidus and Selphie and Proffesional Dodgeball Player, Jimmy NailUintheballs Johnson.

Riku: And I pick Sora and Kairi, and Wimpy Mcgee.

Wakka: Ok lets start!

Tidus: I must warn you, me and Wakka and Jimmy are expert dodgeballers.

Sora: Im scar- AHHHHHHH -gets nailed in the face- Tell....K_K...she's a jerk....

Me: Ok thats it! -throws another dodgeball at him-

Riku: Oh my god! They killed Sora!

Kairi: You ba-

Me: woah woah! Kids watch this show!

Kairi: oh yeah...YOU JERKS!

Riku: -nails Selphie- YES! -gets nailed in the balls- OUcHIES!

Wimpy: WE ARENT GOING TO SURVIVE AHHHHHH -gets hit with a barrage of dodgeballs-

Wakka: Now its just you Kairi! Aim! Steady! Fire!

Kairi: -does matrix moves to dodge them-

Morpheasus: She is the one....-gets nailed in the face-

Kairi: -grabs Morpheaus and uses him as a human shield-

Wakka: Yeah she truely is the on -is hit with a dodgeball and rioches off him and hits the others-

Riku: Kairi wins!

everybody: w00t!

Kairi: Whats the prize?

Riku: HBK

Me: -hits Kairi with a dodgeball- MY PRIZE NOW!

Riku: Then the winner is K_K...

Me: YAY!

::WARNING::WARNING::
HARRY POTTER SPOILERS IN THE STORY IT WILL TELL YOU WIN.

Riku: do you here a car honking?

-A red car with the Texas flag comes crashing through the wall-

Sora: Thanks Dukes.

Dukes: No problem. -shoots a arrow on fire with a dynamite stick on it-

Riku: Well, I got to meet Marluxia, later.

Sora: -hair sets on fire- K, later. -walks to the kitchen-

Kairi: Hey Sora, umm your hairs on fire.

Sora: Yeah I know, im bored.

Kairi: Well, im going to go crash K_K's date with BHK.

Sora: ok, later.

-goes to the fridge-

Sora: Hey theres my candy bar from 5 years ago, -reaches for it but its to far away- Dang it! -crawls through the fridge- Woah

-is in my room-

Sora: No wonder she always appears behind us. Wait a second! These are my video games! And thats Riku's T.V! And wait a second, she didnt steal anything from Kairi! Wait theres a note..


Dear, n00b(Sora)

The reason I didnt steal anything from Kairi because she's threating to nuter you.

Sora: Oh ok. -goes back into the regular KH house- theres no one to play with...I know! I'll call keybladewielder121!

-walks to the phone-

Sora: Hey keybladewielder121! If your there pick up the phone!

-at keybladewielder121's house-

keybladewielder121: -reaches to the phone but backs away-

Sora: -on the speaker- PICK UP THE PHONE!!! I MEAN IT!

keybladewielder121: -hides-

-back at the house-

Sora: Well, theres no choice....-goes to the computer- Well, -hacks into every computer in the world- SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE MUAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE MUAAHAHAHAHAHHA

THE END
__________________

[keybladewielder121]

Kairi: You ba-
Lol! SouthPark....
Yay i hid!!!:D

[kaze_krazy]

MUAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAMAIFUIANHBFAIBF IPABEIPN....sorryI felt like going krazy...MAJAUAFABFIBAFIASBNDFSBTBSEIPGIBSIPBFPIEHG O.....mUIBfbdabfiBASIOfbiabifbiasebaipfbp..kmfiosb aeibipabfiabeifb..ok im done....emaspofbipsebtipabpei, just kidden....

Teacher: And that is where babies come from...I hope you had a great day at Health Education!

Sora: Uhh...this is band class....

Teacher: oh....well, you have a head start at life now! -runs off-

Riku: You know....the schoolboard doesnt need to tell us this! We all learn it from T.V

-theme Song comes on-

Me: Jeez, why did we have to get a american song.

Normura: -drinks a martini- Because were to cheap to buy a Jappanase Singer.

Me: -pretends to drink a martini- Cuase were to cheap to buy a nahy nahy...

-show starts-

Sora: HEY GUYS I GOT SUPER POWERS!

Riku: cool how?

Sora: Well, -takes a deeep breath an speeks reallly fast- OK! FIRST I GOT BIT BY A RADOACITVE SPIDER! THAT PUSHED ME INTO A VAT OF TOXIC WASTE THEN SOME MORE TOXIC WASTE FELL ON ME AND SOME MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND -runs out of breath and faints-

-at the hospital-

Doctor: Sora you have, Snarklelarkal STuvie Sydrom.

Sora: DANG IT! What about me flying around the city?

Kairi: Sora was this you? -Holds Up paper that says


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The Poopie Times l
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NUN HITCHHIKER!

A young man with big shoes, hitched a ride with a flying nun, more on page 0.5

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Sora: Oh yeah! That Nun was so nice. So whats my diese mean?

Doctor: It means you'll fart every five seconds.

Sora: -farts- well thats not -farts- so bad -farts- Oh wait -farts- Here comes a BIG -fat- one!

-ENORMUS FART-

Sora: -everyone except Sora is knocked out- wow

Me: The point of this incredibley stupid story, is that Sora did get a power...the power to knock out people every five seconds.


whoever rated my thread HAVE A COOKIE!

Kairi: What cha watchin?

Sora: I dont know, lets watch.

-on T.V-

Guy: -is stealing from a bank-

Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go: STOP EVIL DO...Do...DOER!

Guy: Who are you?

SRMTHFG: WE ARE THE...-go into stances- SUPER....ROBOT....MONKEY...TEAM...HYPER...FORCE... .GO!!!!!!!!!!!

-no ones there-

SRMTHFG: Dang we got to get a shorter name.

-theme song-

Me: We finally got a japenieze singer.

Normura: -drinks a martini- Yeah, but were going to hold back KH2 for a few more years.

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Wait...people are going to blame me for this, ITS YOUR FAULT NORMURA!!

Normura: No its-

Me: NAH NAH NAH NAH NHA I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!! -plugs her ears-

Sora: Umm, can we get back to the show.

-back on the show-

Riku: Sora, now that were at DisneyLand you can conquer your fear of people in Mickey Mouse costumes.

Sora: Hey I dont have a prob- *Guy in a Mickey Mouse Costume comes by* DIE!!!!! -grabs his keyblade and hits him-

Riku and Kairi: -sigh-

Sora: -comes back with a Mickey Mouse Head- Lets go on the MatterHorn!

-a few hours later-

Sora: -is still carrying the head- La La La La...

Riku: Would you throw that thing away!

Sora: Well what about your hatred Goofy and Donald!

Riku: I dont have a problem!

-Goofy and Donald come by-

Goofy: -chuckles- Hey Sora!

Donalds: Hey Sora!

Riku: DIE!!!! -attacks them-

Kairi: Am I the only one that doesnt have problems!

Sora: Yes, deal with it or go home and cry!

Kairi: -runs home and cries-

[keybladewielder121]

lol funny!:D :D :D :D

[kaze_krazy]

Sora: O_o

Riku: What are you..OH MY GOD O_O

Kairi: Hey guys what are you doing in my room and...-sigh- I guess you found the Yaoi Pictures I put funny captions that make fun of you.

Sora: HOW MANY PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THIS!!!

Kairi: Umm, everyone on KHInsider.net?

Riku: -goes on to the forums, and goes to the Yaoi forum- HOLY COW LOOK HOW MANY PEOPLE POST ON THIS THREAD!!!

Sora: -looks- AND THEY ALL GIVE GOOD COMMENTS ABOUT IT!!!!

Kairi: Yeah...people seem to like making you two make out with each other.

Riku: Wait, I found a LeonXCloud one.

Sora: AAHHHH MAN THATS NASTY!!!!

Kairi: Yeah, well your going to have to get over the fact that some people like to draw Adolecent boys or Adult Men make out with each other. Oh yeah and do you care to explain why there is Me and Namine making out pictures as your background for your computers?

Sora and Riku: Uhh!!! GOTTA GO!!!

Riku: -runs back to the computer for a split-second and places a virus on the yaoi pic's on the thread, and runs away-

AFTER----MATH

Sora: You will not believe what I found!

Leon: Can we hurry this up

Cloud: Yeah, I gotta date with my dead girlfriend.

Sora: Areis died again?

Cloud: Yeah, Sephiroth lured her out of her house with candy..AGAIN.. -sigh-

Sora: Well here it is....

Cloud: -throws up-

Leon: -steals Cloud's barf bag and throws up in it-

Sora: Yeah...you guys want to see NamineXKairi?


Sora: -face turns red-

Riku: -face turns purple-

Me: -looks at both of them

Sora: -faints-

Riku: Well, thats another thing I beaten Sora at.

Me: Yeah..and i got a perfect Idea!

-in Twilight Town-

Me: Poke a fainted guy 99 cents!

Man: Alright!

Me: Now, this includes tax, but if you throw in another dollar then you get to smack him in the nards!

Man: COOL!!! -runs off-

Me: ????

Man: -comes back with a huge jar of dollars- MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Me: YES!!!!!!! WOOO IM RICH!!! -hands him a metal bat- Go crazy! YAY IM RICH!! WOO HOOO!!!!

-2 hours later-

Sora: -wakes up in a hospital- what happend? What the...-has a cast on his nards- RIKU!!!!!!!!!

-at destiny Islands-

Sora: -wobbles over to Riku- WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NARDS!!!!!! THEY SUDDENLY HURT LIKE HECK!! -falls down and cant get up-

Riku: .........-picks up, Sora and puts him in a trash can-

Sora: GET ME OUT OF HERE RIKU!!!!

Riku: -puts the lid on the trash can- No, kaze_krazy got 1,000,000 bucks, and let someguy nail you in the nuts over and over.

Sora: -nudges and pushes the trash can on its side and rolls to my house-

Me: Ths s teh loof

Girl 1: Why are you talking like that?

Me: Snce M rch, I no ned to spk nrmly.

Girl 1 : oh...

Sora: -comes in-

Me: Wrd up

Sora: -kicks me -

Me: ochies!

-at the KH2 set-

Normura: -drinks a martini- ok, now...action!

Sora: Its all coming back to me, the......Can we try that again?

Normura: NO!

Sora: But I hate that line! Its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, mysterious!

Normura: Alright then...YOUR FIRED!!!

Sora: what?

Normura's Bodyguards: -kicks him out-

-at the ceral company-

Sora: - in a rabbit costume and has 5 kids beaten up behind him- Now remeber kids, if you dont give me Trix, I'll come to your house and stab you until your brains pop out!

Manager: YOUR FIRED

-at another ceral company-

Sora: -in a leperchaun outfit and has 5 kids hanging over a pit of spikes- Now kids, if you spy, and steal my Lucky Charms again, im going to go to your house and shove the shooting star marshmellows up your-

Mananger: YOUR FIRED

-at a Mcdonalds-

Sora: -in a Mcdonald uniform, talking to a customer- Did you know this meat is made out of puppies? It is I went to the factory!

Manager: YOUR FIRED!

-at destiny islands-

Sora: Im never going to find a job...

Normura: -walks in- Sora, you hired.

Sora: WOOHOO why?

Normura: HBK slipped on the clocktower again.

Sora: ooooooo....

me: He WHAT?!!? I'M COMING HBK!! *summons Keyblades & runs off* >_<

Sora: K_K!! He's-....nevermind....;-_-

Normura: She has issues.....O_o


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[keybladewielder121]

Funny! sora still gets fired wahahahaha!
what happend to Roxas:confused:

[kaze_krazy]

Funny! sora still gets fired wahahahaha!
what happend to Roxas:confused:

emmmmm i must of forget about him lol anyway back to the show

Sora: -infront of the Camera- Ok Kids, today were going to pull, what I like to call...SNICKER BLADDER BLAST!!!! -lighting strikes- Thanks donalds

Donald: -waves-

Sora: Now I must warn you there is going to be......

EXTREME GROSSNESS IN THIS EPISODE!!!!

Sora: First...We get a snicker bar. -holds one up- and a bomb small enough to put in a snicker bar! Axel?

Axel: -hands him a stink bomb taped together with a small bomb-

Sora: Thank you! Now we break the snicker in half and put the bomb inside it, and tape the bar back together! -tapes it back on-

-walks into the bathroom-

Sora: Now we drop it into the toilet! -grabs the detonater and runs outside-

-Riku Walks in-

Sora: Heh heh, now Three....two......one....

EXTREME GROSSYNESS AHEAD SO IF YOU CANT STAND GROSS POTTY HUMOR GO READ THE NEW YORKER!

-sniker fudge blows up in Riku's face-

Sora: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH -puts ear to the the bathroom door-

Riku: OH GOD!! ITS ALL OVER THE PLACE! OH GOD!!!! OH GOD!!! WAIT! This poo tastes good! I NEED MORE!!!! -runs out the door-

Kairi: -goes in, and sniffs and faints-

Sora: -laughs so hard-

Riku: -comes back with dark stuff around his mouth- You guys should try this stuff

Sora: -laughs so hard he dies-

Me: .....HBK, you want to be Sora?

HBK: No! ThaT way people will make Yaoi that has me in it!

Me: Well....im bored, want to watch a movie?

HBK: sure

Riku: I got the chocolate!

The Real K_K a.k.a Almighty One: Ok this is the real me not the IMposter named me

Me: Yeah im just someone named me,

The Real K_K a.k.a Almighty One: Yeah....welll YOU'll BURN FOR IT!! -sets her on fire-

Me: AHHHHHHHH -runs off a cliff-

Almighty One: Ok, dudes im going on like another like, HIatus, like.....like.......like.

Riku: Good, that way I wont be stuiped for the next few days....

Almighty One: I have some new chocolate! -holds up dog doo in a bag-

Riku: YAY! -opens it and it blows up in his face.- THE POO IT BURNS ME AHHHHH -falls off the same cliff-

-Me and Riku are falling off a cliff-

Me: Hey Riku

Riku: Hey Me. -they keep falling- You know when this falling thing ends?

Me: no.

Riku: -sigh- ...you want to play Star Ocean Till the End of Time?

Me: Sure

-5 Weeks later-

Me: Were finally done! -still falling-

Riku: Yeah! Want to play Kingdom Hearts 2?

Me: Dang you japenesse people get everything first!

Riku: HAH HAH YOUR Scot- *SPLAT*

Almighty One: Now Kiddos stay in School and dont do drugs, cause if you do the Almighty One a.k.a The Real K_K, will kill a kitty. DONT MAKE ME HARM THE KITTIES!!!!!

Sora: Yeah cause kittens are nice,

Almighty One: Thank god im a Dog Lover!

Sora: Yep

Almighty: Come my monkeys, we shall get drunk off of Milk!

-5 hours later-

ALLMightrkmyspn 0ne: WESHSTETS TEO ARE DRUNKZ OFFSZG MILKSGGSKG!

Sras: YESH!

Marluxia: -drivin away with his Escalade- Where to next?

Axel: Mcdonalds!

Riku: -punches him- he hates mcdonalds! And you'll make him want to-

Marluxia: -drives by mcdonalds while firing rockets at them- DIE!!! WERE GOING TO DRIVE BY ALL MCDONALDS!!!

Jeff Mcdonald: Ah im so gwad i fwinshed pwe swhool

Marluxia: DIE!!! -fires a rocket-

Jeff: -punches the rocket to fly back at them-

Marluxia: AHHHHHHHH

-CCCCRRRRAAAAASSSSSSHHHHH-

Marluxia: -in a hospital- Ow e...

Riku: Yah dont underestimate pwe schoolers..

Marluxia: what?

Riku: I mean pre!

Marluxia: My next EVUL scheme will be to destroy all preschoolers!!!!!

Riku: isnt that kinda mean?

Marluxia: oh yeah...WITH THE NAME MCDONALD!!!!!

Riku: -callls the evil sig bunny- I'd like to join on friday.

Evil Bunny: good....good....

-dun dun dun......-

-back at destiny Islands-

Kairi: -is shooting seagulls- NOBODY POOPS ON KAIRI!!!!

Seagull 1: Oh shnaples!

Seagull 2: Yeah, this chicks nuts! -gets shot- IM GOIN DOWN!!!

Seagull 1: HAHAHHAHAH Oof -gets shot down- IM GOInG DOWN ALSO!!!!

Sora: -in the T.V room-

Kairi: Sora guess what were having for dinner?

Sora: paupu fruit....AGAIN?

Kairi: No, SEAGULLS!!!

Sora: welll its better then cooked paupu fruit...

Kairi: -throws a seagull at him- jerk...

Sora: oww

Seagull 1: Hey, cant you get us some left over burgers?

Seagull 2: Yeah were starving!

sora: sure, i got a hidden statch...

THE END.......or is it?

[keybladewielder121]

funny!!:D :D :D :D

[kaze_krazy]

The Real K_K: DO NOT FEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....RRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRR....R

The Real K_K: For wherever there is randomness, i shall be there to copyright it! Where ever there's a Escalade full of people in really cool trench coats, i'll be there to blow it up! For where evver-

Repo Man: REPO MAAN!

The Real K_K: OH SHNAPLES!!!

The Real K_K: I SHALL RETURN!!!!

RIKI TIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOHOOOO IM BACK FOOLS!!! WOOOOOOHOOOOO

Sora: There goes my vaction...

K_K: HA! I HAVE YOU FOR' ANOTHER YEAR!!

Kairi: O_O A YEAR!!!

K_K: yeah i own you!

Riku: -comes up from behind me with a bat and knocks me out- OH MY GOWSH I'LL TAKE HER TO THE MORGUE!!! -drags me into a alley way-

-next day-

Sora: Hey guys I found a note.

Note: Guys, Riku stole my kidney...AGAIN, so im leaving "Me" my most trusted advisor to watch over you little monkeys...and Riku has taken strangely taken a trip out of town...

K_K: MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Sora and Kairi: ?_?

K_K: oh yeah...uh -runs-

Me: Lets start the episode!

Episode....i dont know, go read how many episode we have you lazy moron...just kidden!

Sora: -in Castle Oblivion- Ok guys, ummm you guys have been stealing our mail.

Marluxia: NO WE ARENT!!

Sora: Dude, then why is there a copy of "Keyblade's for Dummies" on your table

Zexion: -in a dark corner- ......

Lexause: That right Zexion were are's tryings to get to know how you use the keybaldes...

Axel: Lexause skipped school today...

School Police: HE DID!! Come with us...

Lexause: NOOOOO -they pull him away-

Marluxia: Fine then take it....

Sora: phhh -takes it and leaves-

Marluxia: Man we need to do more eviler things...

Larxane: Yeah

Axel: I HAVE AN IDEA!! -lights a match and stares at it-

Marluxia: I dont understand how OHHHHHH its so pretty -stares at it-

- 5 hours later-

Everyone: -bows to it-

Me: Oi, it looks like the how episode is down hill from OOOOO its sooooo perrty! -stares at it

-everyone is watching T.V-

T.V: Are you stupied?

Everyone: Duh....

T.V: Do you have the need to strangle Riku every five seconds?

Sora: GET OVER HERE RIKU!!!

T.V: Well now you cant no longer!

Riku: WOOO HOOO!!!!!

T.V: With our new product!!! THE SUPER OMEGA OVERLY DRAMATIC ULTIMA FREAKISHLY LARGE OMGWTFBBQone!!!1one! STINK BOMB!!!!! And its only for 5000 dollars!

Sora: I need to buy that!

Kairi: Oh no, im not going to let you buy a stink bomb, do you remember last time?

-Flashback-

Destiny Island Masion: -blows up in a big green cloud-

Sora: WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!! MAN THATS FUNKY!!

-Flashback-

Sora: Well im not going to listen to you!!! I only listen to the T.V!!

T.V: Bash your head in with a keyblade

Sora: -bashes his head in with a keyblade-

T.V: Tonight on the news, Wendys was just sued for finding a human thumb in the chile.

Sora: -stops bashing his head in- Thats it!

-In a super fancy resturant-

Waiter: Here is your soup

Sora: Thank you! -looks around when the waiter leaves- Now for the secret ingredent! -grabs a leperchaun out of his backpack and puts in it the soup-

-waiter walks by-

Sora: Waiter there's a leperchaun in my soup! IM GOING TO SUE YOU!!!

Waiter: Oh my!

Leperchaun: -jumps out of the soup-

Waiter: That was a 100,000,000 dollar soup! And you ruined it are you ready to pay the price????

Sora: No!

-In the kitchen-

Waiter: Just press this button and the food comes out, and dont break anything! We already have 1000 dollars of dishes to pay...and to make it worse you have to wear a fly suit.

Sora: Why?

Waiter: Because we want you to feel feeble like a fly...-leaves-

Sora: -presses the button- this is easy!

Chef: -accidently knocks him into the machine- Woops!

-in the dinining room-

Chef: Your order! -opens the top-

-Sora is sitting in a soup with his fly suit on-

Person 1: LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT FLY!!!!

Person 2: KILL IT BEFORE IT FLYS AND PEES ON OUR FOOD!!

Sora: I just went to the bathro-

-knifes get thrown at him-

Sora: AHHHHHH!!!!!!

-back at destiny islands-

T.V: Our latest news, a parton dining at the famous Soup Resturant sued them for finding a giant fly in her soup...more at 11, and there is also a 5,000 dollar reward for catching the giant fly.

Sora: -thinks, and grabs his fly suit- MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA!!!!

-At the police-

Sora: Officer! I found the fly!

Riku: -in a fly suit- ZZZZZZzzzzz

Policer Officer: Good job citizen, here is your reward.

-5 days later-

Sora: My stink bomb its here! -grabs the mail, and finds a stinkbomb the size of a ant- WHY T.V WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Riku: -comes back with a ripped fly suit, and grabs the stink bomb-

Stink Bomb: -Has a explosion the size of Jupiter-

-the world is now burned and ashy with a green sky-

Sora: -gets up- THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!

End!

[keybladewielder121]

Lol still is funny!:D :D :D :D

[lonbilly]

The Gummi That Blow Up!

Sora, Donald, and Goofy are on the gummi ship

Sora- Hey what does this button do?

Donald- No Sora, don't push that butt-

Sora- -pushes button, which makes the Gummi ship blow up, and they land back in Hollow Bastion-

Squall (leon)- Not again Sora. -sees Gummi ship blow up in sky.

Sora, Donald, and Goofy land on Squall, and are knocked out.

Squall- I wonder, do they have any munny? -digs in ther pockets for munny when Kairi comes by-

Kairi- Leon, you perv! -Kairi summons her keyblade, hits Leon, thinking he was doing something bad.
-

The End

[keybladewielder121]

uhhhh....
didnt understand the leon part
but the gummi explosion rules!

Majin Sora
Sora met majin buu
Buu: Me hungry
Sora: What do you want?
Buu: Candy
Sora: dont have any...:D
Buu: ur Candy!
*Turns sora into candy and eats him*
Buu: something wrong:( :confused: :(
*Light was too strong for Buu so Sora became Majin Sora*
Riku:-goes to Sora- Hey so-WHAT THE HELL HAPPEND TO YOU????
Sora: I'm Hungry!
*turns Riku into chocolate*
*eats Riku*
Sora: tastes good!

The end

[kaze_krazy]

LOL LOL!!!!!


Day...where randomess is a nessesity!

Sora: Dude

Riku: Dude dude dude dude dddddduuuuuddddeeee!!

Kairi: What are you doing

Riku: Were speaking Dude

Kairi: Oh let me try! Dude dude dude dude!

-Sora and Riku back away-

Sora: You just said you were going to kill us with a cheese grader!

Riku: Yeah only guy's know how to speak dude

Kairi: Grrrrrr, REMEMBER THIS!!!! -grabs a crobar-

Sora and Riku: -remember from three seasons back-

-FLASHBACK-

Kairi: ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! -slams a crobar into there balls-

Sora and Riku: -in super squeaky voice- Ow e.....

-FLASHBACK-

Riku: RUN!!

Sora: AWAY!!!

Kairi: GET BACK HERE!!!

-Sora and Riku hide under the basement-

Sora: What are we going to do!

Riku: I have a idea...

-Kairi's outside, hitting everyone in the balls-

Wakka: Oh hey mon, im gllad someone called me on my new cell phone, oh there's Kairi!

Riku: -listening into Cell Phone-

Sora: -listening through door-

Wakka: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh

Sora: She's right outside the door!

Riku: Sora im sorry to do this but...-kicks him out the door-

Sora: NOOOOOOOO!!!! AHHHHHHH THE PAIN THE PAIN!!!! WHY GOD WWWWWHHHHHHYYYY

Riku: -hides in the corner-

-outside-

Sora: THE PAIN THE PAIN OF IT ALLL!!!!

Kairi: So, Dude ddddduuude, is The Pain the Pain of it all?

Sora: Yes! You have done well she who smacked me with crobar...

Kairi: Where's Riku?

Sora: He's in the basement

Kairi: Oh ok...

Marluxia: Ok peoplez we got this month's Evil Rate, and here it is...

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Monkey's - own 60 percent of world

Hurricanes - own 30 percent of world

Stupied People - own 9 percent of the world

Organization - own 1 percent of the world

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Marluxia: And were about to lose this because I cant pay rent this year so im going to steal it from you guys...if you check your wallets they are magiclly gone! WoooWoooWoo!

Axel: Hey where's my sandwich!

Marluxia: -mouth is full- that was yours? -stuffs the rest in his mouth- Whsa shamwif ry c o shamwif

Axel: GRRRRRRR

Marluxia: Now, I brought in the most dangerous! Evilest! Krazyest person in the world! GET OUT YOUR HELMETS CAUSE HERE SHE COMES!!! KAZE_KRAZY!!!

K_K: -doors slam open and darkness demons crawl along the walls- SOMEONE cALL FO ME!!!

Lexause: I WANT MY MOMMMEY!!!! WAAAAA

K_K: What do you need me to do!!!!!

Marluxia: It seems the evil monkeys of the world have kidnapped HBK! You are the only one who can save him!

K_K: -Darkness swirves around her, and in a super dark voice- THEY SHALL PAY FOR THERE INSOLENCE!!!

-At the monkey KK-

Monkey 1: So uh, hows the wife?

Monkey 2: Good good, well she kicked me out-

-K_K blows up the door-

Monkey 1: That was a new door!

K_K: ME WANT HBK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monkey 2: Another crazy fan-girl

K_K: DIE MONKEY!!!

-super climatic battle, and back at the Organization-

Axel: Wait a second, wont she come back when she finds out there's no-

K_K: -blows up the door- HBK wasnt there!

Marluxia: those evil hurricanes took HBK!

-somewhere in the mid-atlantic-

K_K: -hold a hurricane by the neck- WHERE'S HBK!!

Katrina: You cant scare me! I took down hundreds of people!

Wilma: Now you see i told you Katrina was a Idiot, but does any listen to Wilma? Nooooooo!

K_K: YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS TOO!!!

Wilma: WAAAA NO!

Lexause: -is fixing the door-

K_K: -blows up the door again- HE WASNT THERE

Lexause: -hits the wall- I cant feel my spine!

Marluxia: The stupied people took him!

n00b 1: Heal plz!

K_K: TIME TO PWNT THE NEWBS!!!

n00b 2: H@X!!!

Axel: Wait, thats the last person on the list! What about that!

Marluxia: Dont worry

K_K: -skips away with HBK doll-

HBK Doll: Marry me. Marry me. Marry me.

K_K: YIPEE!!!!

Marluxia: NOW WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!!

[lonbilly]

LOL LOL!!!!!


Day...where randomess is a nessesity!

Sora: Dude

Riku: Dude dude dude dude dddddduuuuuddddeeee!!

Kairi: What are you doing

Riku: Were speaking Dude

Kairi: Oh let me try! Dude dude dude dude!

-Sora and Riku back away-

Sora: You just said you were going to kill us with a cheese grader!

Riku: Yeah only guy's know how to speak dude

Kairi: Grrrrrr, REMEMBER THIS!!!! -grabs a crobar-

Sora and Riku: -remember from three seasons back-

-FLASHBACK-

Kairi: ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! -slams a crobar into there balls-

Sora and Riku: -in super squeaky voice- Ow e.....

-FLASHBACK-

Riku: RUN!!

Sora: AWAY!!!

Kairi: GET BACK HERE!!!

-Sora and Riku hide under the basement-

Sora: What are we going to do!

Riku: I have a idea...

-Kairi's outside, hitting everyone in the balls-

Wakka: Oh hey mon, im gllad someone called me on my new cell phone, oh there's Kairi!

Riku: -listening into Cell Phone-

Sora: -listening through door-

Wakka: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh

Sora: She's right outside the door!

Riku: Sora im sorry to do this but...-kicks him out the door-

Sora: NOOOOOOOO!!!! AHHHHHHH THE PAIN THE PAIN!!!! WHY GOD WWWWWHHHHHHYYYY

Riku: -hides in the corner-

-outside-

Sora: THE PAIN THE PAIN OF IT ALLL!!!!

Kairi: So, Dude ddddduuude, is The Pain the Pain of it all?

Sora: Yes! You have done well she who smacked me with crobar...

Kairi: Where's Riku?

Sora: He's in the basement

Kairi: Oh ok...


Part 2

Riku- Please, no Kairi, i'll do anything, just don't!

Kairi- Anything?

Riku- Yes!

Kairi- Hmmmmmm

2 hours later.

Riku(in a hotdog suit)- ask me about my weiner!

Sora- Aahahahaha! look at you Riku. How embarrising!

Riku- Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr -pulls out photot album- remeber THESE!!!

Sora- Ummmmm

-FLASHBACK-

Riku- Sora, you take funny Christmas Pictures, look, your, oh god!

-FLASHBACK-

Sora- Give me those.

Riku- No, hey Kairi!

Kairi- Yes?

Riku- Look at these! -gives her christmas pics of Sora-

Kairi- O_o

[keybladewielder121]

LOL funny!!!!!!!
:D :D

[kaze_krazy]

Part 2

Riku- Please, no Kairi, i'll do anything, just don't!

Kairi- Anything?

Riku- Yes!

Kairi- Hmmmmmm

2 hours later.

Riku(in a hotdog suit)- ask me about my weiner!

Sora- Aahahahaha! look at you Riku. How embarrising!

Riku- Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr -pulls out photot album- remeber THESE!!!

Sora- Ummmmm

-FLASHBACK-

Riku- Sora, you take funny Christmas Pictures, look, your, oh god!

-FLASHBACK-

Sora- Give me those.

Riku- No, hey Kairi!

Kairi- Yes?

Riku- Look at these! -gives her christmas pics of Sora-

Kairi- O_o


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

-in the worlds largest White Room-

K_K: Who wants brownies!

-Back at Destiny Islands-

K_K: And to get to know the cast better i am going to challenge them to a duel, with my choice

kaze_krazy Follower #1: Woah! kaze_krazy is notrious for her dueling!

K_kF #2: Yeah its so random even we are puzzeled!

K_k: As my first duel i go to...-blows up the Sora's Room Door- I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!!!

Sora: OK?

K_K: NO QUESTIONS!!! MY CHALLENGE IS!!!! Come on guys help me out!

K_K F1: Uhh, Halloween!

K_K: YES!!! WE SHALL SEE WHO'S HALLOWEEN SPOOKY STORY IS THE BEST!!!

Sora: -twich- I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!!!

-Now starting the story of Sora!-

I was walking down the street one day with my evil monkey friend, notthin special. And suddenly he's all like, "REEEEEEEEE!!!!" And im like, "Dude.." And the monkey points to my dead girlfriends body, and im like "WOOOOO THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!" And she's gets up and is all like! "I ar Zombiez Rawr!" And me and evil monkey are all like, "NNOOOOOOOO" so we runn away to Destiny Islands and Zombie girlfriend there and she all like, "Rawr u cant es-cap-e!" And we all like "look a rock!" and she trips on the rock and she die and me and evil monkey dance!

THE END!!

-Done-

Sora: How you like that!

k_K Followers: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

k_K: NOW MY TURN!!! -Goes into Super Saiyn!-

Sora: What was that for?

K_k: SHUT UP!!! Get ready for the spooky story!!!

-kaze_krazy is about to start!-

I kill your Evil Monkey!

-Done-

Sora: what? Thats not a story!

K_K Followers: WOOOHOOOO YOU ROCK!!!

K_K: I think the crowd has decided!

Sora: No fair you have like 50 little yellow sonic looking guys following you!

K_K: I know they get annoying!

k_KF: WWWWHHHHAAA!!!

K_K: Wanna go for Churro's?

Sora: No Churro's are gross!

k_k: -Face darkens- CHURRO FURY!!!! -holds two churro's and beats up Sora with them-

Announcer: Tune in next time!

Sora: -has fifty black eyes- Yay we have a Announcer!

K_K: CHURRO!!! -continues beating him up


K_K: -writing in her Pretty Polly Pink Heart Hugging Journal- Today I gave Sora a immense beating with Churros!

Sora: -is hanging upside down by his foot- Can I go now?

K_K: Hmm okay, but first you must travel to the depths of the Underworld! -cough- Kitchen -cough- and get me the staff of Darkoughs! -cough- Give me a sandwich with extra mayo, and a side salad -cough- DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!

Sora: Uhhh, sure?

K_K: Good...

-100 hours later-

K_K: WHERE IS MY SANDYWICH!!!

Sora: -comes back- Here's your staff!

K_K: -looks at it- WHERE'S MY SIDE SALAD!!!

Sora: DOH!!

K_K: FEEL THE WRATH OF CHURROS!!!!!

Sora: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

-somewhere outside The Destiny Islands Mansion-

Riku: Do you think kaze_krazy is acting strange?

Kairi: I LIKE HER!!!

Riku: You like everything!

Kairi: OH A ROCK I LOVE ROCKS!!!

Riku: KAIRI! GET A HOLD OF YOUR BRAIN!!!

Kairi: -kairi's head opens up and a Kairi with Glasses and Nerdy Clothes Comes out-

Nerdy Kairi: I Cant Live under these conditions!

Riku: -eye twitches- I think We've been watching Bo-Bo BoBoBoBoBoBo to much! Im going to go to the company!

-In Bobobo's Company-

Riku: YOUR SHOW IS TO NUTS!! ITS CHANGING MY FRIENDS!!!

-the chair turns around and reveals Bo-Bo Bo!-

Bo Bo Bo: So what!

Riku: Well its making my friends nuts!!

Bo Bo Bo: Got a problem! SNOT FO YOU!!! -Noeshair flys out and knocks Riku all the way to China-

Riku: THIS ISNT MAKING SENSE!!!! -lands in the worlds largest White Room-

me: What up G!

Riku: RIKI TIKI RIKI TIKI RIKI TIKI!!!!

ME: Man he's nuts! Wanna brownie!

Riku: Sure!

[keybladewielder121]

LOL funny!:D :D :D :D

[kaze_krazy]

Ray: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA IM BACK!!!!

Bladdda the Butt: AND I SAID I WOULD BE BACK!!!

Person: Shut up morons! Were in a movie theater!

Ray: Sorry...

Bladda the Butt: IM NOT!! -gets pelted by popcorn-

-back at Destiny Islands-

Sora: -hear's the doorbell ring, and opens the door- Hello!

Yugi: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!!!

Sora: For the last time! WERE NOT TRYING TO DESTROY THE WORLD WITH A STUPID CARD GAME!!!!

Yugi: Hey! That card game had real monsters!!!

Sora: ...yeah...whatever well, the guy your looking for is here

Yugi: -reads the note-

123 URSTUPID Avenue...

Yugi: WOAH!!! THIS CARD ADDS PLUS 8 to YOur-

Sora: -slams the door- Freak...

-doorbell rings again-

Sora: LOOK IM GOING TO ADD PLUS 8 TO MY FOOT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR A-

Ray: Remember us! MUAhAHAHAHHAHAH

Sora: Yeah! But who's the fat guy, and that old guy in a black cloak with the hood on!

Bladda the Butt: I AM BLADDA THE BUTT!!

Sora: Yeah i read the caption

Crazy Old Guy Who looks like his face just grew 10000000: AND I AM DARTH HIDIOUS!!!!

Ray: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP STALKING ME!!

Crazy Old Guy Who Looks Like His Face Just Grew 10000000: -Does his creepy laugh-

Sora: Well i agree on the Hidious part...

-TO BE CONTINUED!!-

Kaze_krazy: Hey i wasnt in this episode!

Ray: MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHA!!!!

Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

-Sora and Ray are playing Star Wars: Battlefront 2-

Ray: Beat you again!

Sora: Jerk...WERE GOING TO CANNONIZE YOU!!!

Ray: Wait, didnt you do that to the superhero a few episode's back?

Sora: Yeah i still get mail from him,

Dear Sora,

WHEN I GET BACK IM GOING TO HEAT VISION YOUR FACE!!!

Sora: You'd figure he'd get over it...

Ray: Really...hmmmmmmm

-somewhere where it always has lighting-

Ray: I have summoned you all to comehere to create a ultra villain group...Now were going to go for names...

Superhero: Hmmmm the We Want To Kill Sora Club?

Bladda the Butt: THE POTTY MOUTH CLUB!!

Riku: The-

Ray: Hey I thought you worked with the Organization!

Bob the Notrious and Super Evil Stick Man who Hates Copyrighting and really long names like this one: THE STICK CLUB!!

Itachi: The Akatsuki....

Riku: I did but...

Bladda the Butt: HAH YOU SAID BUTT!!!!

Riku: -IS THINKING- Man I cant have a job with these idiots, hmmmmm

Ray: Wait! I got it!

-THE WE WANT TO KILL AND STICK SORA' POTTY MOUTH TO A TREE/AKATSUKI!!!-

-And Back at the Organzation-

Marluxia: Hey I got a note!

Dear Marluxia,

HELP ME THSOE NINJA L00TERS STOLE ME AND TOOK ME TO THAT PLACE
THAT ALWAYS HAS LIGHTINING!!!!one1oneoneoneoneone!!

Axel: WE GOTZ TO HELPZ RIKU!

Marluxia: To the Organization Mobile!

-The Organization jumps into a Escalde-

Ray: Now we shall...-gets run over by the Escalde-

Lexeus: -is in a farting duel with Bladda the Butt- ROAR!!!!! THE SUPER OMGEA ULTRA OVERLY DRAMATIC FART!!! -the fart destroy's Bladda the Butt-

Bladda the Butt: NOOO MY REIGN OF CAPSLOCK IS OVER!!!!!! -dies-

Itachi: Im leaving...

Bob: ROAR!!!

kaze_krazy SUPER SAIYN!!!-goes into ultra omega Super Sayin!- TAKE THIS!!!

Bob: RAWR

-they both to Ka Ma Ha Ma Ha-

Bob: wrrrr -dies-

kaze_krazy Followers: WOOOOOO YOU RULE!!!!

kaze_krazy: I know!

Superhero: HAAHAHHA

kaze_kray: -Shoves him in a cannon- HAVE A NICE TRIP!! -launch's him-

Marluxia: WE FOUND RIKU

Everyone: WOOOOOo

Riku: Yeah....

[keybladewielder121]

this is the funniest episode!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D

part prequel
sora- time to clean my keyblade....-sighs- this is hard
keyblade- -hits sora in the nuts so hard-
sora- -head turns color purple- .........uhhhhhhh.........ow
riku- - laughs like a stupid moron- at least my way to the dawn has respect for me...
way to the dawn- -hits riku in the nuts harder than soras keyblade-
riku- -head turns to polkadot-........I guess not.....ow.....

the end

[kaze_krazy]

hahahaha XD!!!!!!

kaze_krazy: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL OF THE SHOW, AND IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THAT EPISODE BACK THEN WE WERE JUST PLAYIN A TRICK ON YOU!! SO GIVE ME TREAT!!!

Random Person: Caps lock....

kaze_krazy: CHURRO FURY!!!!!

-vicous fight scene to violent to watch-

Sora: -In his Halloween World Costume- Hey what are you supposed to be kaze_krazy

kaze_krazy: Im a cross dressing cross dresser!!!

Riku: Uhhhh, wouldnt that mean you would dress up normally?

Kairi: I LIKE THAT COSTUME!!!

kaze_krazy: Now im a spanish dude!! Comprende?!

Kairi: You spelt it wrong

kaze_krazy: WAAAAAA WHY ARE YOU SOOO MEAN!!! -cries in a corner-

Sora: Nice Job, Kairi!

Riku: Yeah, Jerk...

Kairi: O_O!!! But, But, But, But!! Ugh....-walks over to kaze_krazy- Hey, im sorr-

kaze_krazy: -in a director's costume- AND CUT!!!! Good Job Chums!

Kairi, Riku, and Sora: ?_? What? We were in a play!

-Teddy Bears appear and clap and throw roses-

kaze_krazy: See they love you!

Sora: -holds roses- Thank You! Thank You!!

Riku: These are the first roses i got! -sniffle- WAAAAAAAAA -cries-

Kairi: WAIT A SECOND IM CONFUSED

kaze_krazy: -in a samurai costume- Lets go Trick or Treating!! -everything's gone-

Kairi: Wait a second where are the roses! The stuffed bears!! And the...oi...-passes out-

kaze_krazy: ???? WHO WANTS CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sora and Riku: -Shrug- WE DO!!!

-And so they party for thirty days and thirty nights!!!-

Kairi: -wakes up- What a dream....

Sora, Riku, and kaze_krazy: -in dresses- Hello!

Kairi: AAHHHHHHHHHH -faints-

Sora: What a freak...

Riku: Fffffrrrrreeeaaaakkkk....

kaze_krazy: WHO WANTS TO DO FLOWER PICKING!!!!

Sora and Riku: WE DO!!

kaze_krazy: -Is thinking- Now i have succumbed them to the will of the crazyiess....

Sora: You know were mind readers!

Riku: Yeah and were spies sent to fight you!!

kaze_krazy: FEEL THE FURY OF!!!

Sora: -holds up Rice Soup-

kaze_krazy: RICE SOUP!!! RICE SOUP RICE SOUP RICE SOUP RICE SOUP!!

-kaze_krazy Wakes Up-

kaze_krazy: Hmmmm, i have a hankering for Rice Soup! TO THE SOUP STORE!!! -skips to the store-

END!

- kaze_krazy and Sora sitting infront of the T.V playing Star Wars Battlefront 2-

Kairi: You guys have been sitting there for a month!

kaze_krazy and Sora: -eyes are glowing from staring at the T.V without blinking for a month- YOU DARE DEFIEY THE 501st CHAMPION!!! YOU MUST BE A REBEl!!!

Riku: -walks in- Hey Guys!

Sora: THE REBEL HAS A WOOKIE WITH HIM!!!

kaze_krazy: GET HIM

-They throw controllers at him thinking their grenades-

Riku: -gets hit by one- Ow, hey would you OW Stop Ow WITH THE OWWWWW -gets nailed in the head-

kaze_krazy: I call Jedi!

Sora: AHHH MAN!!

kaze_krazy: -puts a blanket on her back- Woot! Anikan is the hero for this map!

Sora: -throws a shovel at her-

kaze_krazy: I DIDNT KNOW FF WAS On!!

Sora: Lol Noob...

Kairi and Riku: Ok...Uh, were going now...

Sora: Wait! Only 2 enemy reinforcements left! There they are!

kaze_krazy: Get THEM!!

-they charge Kairi and Riku-

Riku: AHHHHH -runs-

Kairi: EEEEEEEE -runs-

-Kairi and Riku, are on top of the house, but dont know their being watched by a remote control car-

kaze_krazy: -with Controls- A Recon Droid says their on the roof!

Sora: Activate Self Destruct!

-back on roof-

Remote Control Car: -has soda with pop rocks pouring into the soda-

Riku: Do you hear something?

-roof blows up-

Riku and Kairi: -flying through the air- AHHHHHHHHHH

- kaze_krazyis floating through the air, and sora is hanging by a string-

kaze_krazy: Use the turbo Pilot!

Sora: -throws heavy stuff out of his pockets-

Riku: THEY'RE NUTS!!

Kairi: YEAH!!

-kaze_krazy and Sora are throwing stuff at Kairi and Riku-

Kairi: -gets knocked in the head- NoOOOOOO

Riku: -gets hit- NOOOOOOOO

-they land in the game room-

Kairi: I have an idea! -she turns off the xbox-

Sora: -shakes his head- What the?

kaze_krazy: -shakes her head- COOL I CAN FLY!!!

-they crash-

kaze_krazy and Sora: -rubs they head- Man, you guys should clean this up!

Riku and Kairi: GRRRR -they go Star Wars on their butts-

[keybladewielder121]

yay another funny chap. weeeeeeeeeee:D :D

[kaze_krazy]

K_K: I'll be your guest host tonight due to Don Patch getting arrested for parking his umbrella in a no parking zone. Alright here's what our contestents will be racing for...

A Brand New Off The Shelf, Don Patch Doll!



K_K: Here's what our racers will be going through in the first round!


They must first race to the Destiny Island Airport and get a ticket to China. After they arrive in China, they must find the book called, "So You Want to Ally With China and Destroy Everything". After they get the book they must buy some fireworks and save them for round three, and this ends the first round of the Race...

Sora: Im gonna win!

Riku: No I am!

K_K: GO!

Riku: -trips Sora- HA HA!!!

Marluxia: -comes up to Riku in The Organization Mobile- GET IN!

Riku: -gets in- LATER SORA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!

Sora: GRRRR

Don Patch: -floats in, on a Umbrella- Tra La La LA la....

Sora: -grabs on to Don Patch- GO FASTER!!!

Don Patch: You got it! -gets out a soda and shakes it- Hold on! -opens the soda, and they blast off-

Sora and Don Patch: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE -they crash into the Organization Mobile-

Sora, Riku, Marluxia, and Don Patch: Oww...

Riku: -tapes Sora to a Tire and rolls him down a hill- I R SO EVUL!

Sora: I'LL GET YOU RIKU!!!!!

Riku: -runs to the airport- Ticket for China!

Airport Dude: You got it

Riku: -gets on plane- MUAHAHAHA WHA-

-Sora's on a huge plane-

Sora: Thanks Icy-U!

Icy-U: Anything for the Kingdom Hearts Crew.

Pilot: OH MY GOD WE JUST HIT A GUY FLYING WITH A UMBRELLA!!

Don Patch: Why does this keep happening!

Riku: NOOOOOOO

-In China-

Little China Kid 1: -digging a hole- I bet we can dig to China!

Little China Kid 2: Stupid! We are already in China!

-Sora's Plane Lands-

Sora: Bookstore, Bookstore, BOOKSTORE!!!! -runs all over town-

Riku: HAHAHAHAHHA I AM FINALLY HERE!!!!!

Airport Greeter: Welcome to Japan!

Riku: DOH!!!

Sora: Where is that book!

Riku: -comes back with KH2 and a book- Who would of thought they would sell this in Japan!

Sora: -steals the book from Riku- Ha!

Riku: GET BACK HERE!!

Sora: -grabs some fireworks and gets to the finish point-

K_K: Good Job Sora, now ends round 1







K_K: NOW STARTING ROUND 2 OF THE SORA AND RIKU RACE!!!

Riku: I'll get you this round Sora....

Sora: Ha! Yeah right....

K_K: Ok here's what you have to do...

First are two racers have to steal a gummi ship and travel to Agrabah and buy some jewels and give them to Don Patch as he floats through the air. After they give them to Don Patch, they must travel to Central and try and give Roy Mustang a wedgie (which isnt a easy by the way :D) and then get to the finish line in the Central KK

K_K: GO!

Sora: -runs to his gummi ship- HA!

Riku: -goes into dark mode and, Dark Aura's past sora's ship- Bye Bye!

Sora: NOOOOO -crashes into Don Patch-

Don Patch: NOT AGAIN!

Riku: -gets to Agrabah- Yes! -sees Sora there- DOH

Sora: HA HA! Who Knew Don Patch also substituted as a Gundam!

Don Patch: I was the replacment on episode 403!

Riku: Jewel Vendor, Jewel Vendor...THERE IT IS!!

Sora: -runs ahead of him and grabs them- HA! -gives them to Don Patch and steals a gummi ship-

Riku: -grabs the jewels and gives them to Don Patch, and dark aura's to Central- Phew...-gets there, and sees Sora trying to give Roy a wedgie-

Roy: -blows Sora up- Punk

Sora: AHHHHHHHHHH -gets launched all the way to the Homunculi KK-

Lust: :confused:

Gluttony: Can I eat him?

Riku: -walks up to Roy- Can I give you a wedgie? In return i'll give you a cookie!

Roy: YAY COOKIE!

Riku: -gives him a wedgie, and runs to the finish line- WOOOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

k_K: Riku you win round 2!

Riku: YES!!

[keybladewielder121]

LOL fuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!:D :cool: :eek: ;)

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

Kaze Krazy.....

[kaze_krazy]

Kaze Krazy.....

um............yeah.........


THE LAST ROUND FOR THE SORA AND RIKU RACE!

K_K: Now that its the last round of the race, and your both tied...were going to settle it in one last round!

You must first must do five jobs for Marluxia, and once he gives you the secret reward, use your fireworks you got from Round 1, and lite them in Jack Thompson's office because everyone hates him (Watch out, he may sue you for some stupid reason!). After that you have to go to Deep Dive and steal Blindfolded Riku's Blindfold and Mickeys Keyblade(if the second person got the blindfold) after that you have to go through a army of Heartless and get to Destiny Island!

GO!

Sora and Riku: -run over to Marluxia-

Marluxia: -whispers to Riku- I'll make his jobs hard and yours easy...Now Riku, get me a clip of your hair...

Riku: -snips off his hair- here you go!

Marluxia: Good, now here's your last four jobs.

Sora: Hey what about me!

Marluxia: QUIET YOU! Here's your jobs Riku:

-Get me some dirt

-Get me some grass...or plant or something

-Kick Sora

-Punch Sora

Riku: Ok! -gets some dirt, and a plant-

Marluxia: -takes them- Thank Ye!

Riku: -punches and kicks Sora- Bye Bye!

Marluxia: Here's the secret package!

Riku: -grabs it- HA CHUMP!

Marluxia: Now Sora...GET ME 5 MAGICAL ARTIFACTS!

Sora: -pulls 5 magical artifacts out of his shoes- Here you go!

Marluxia: O_O BWA!!!

Sora: -takes the package- Thank You!

Riku: -on Earth, in Jack Thompson's Office- Heh Heh Heh...-lites the firework-

Jack Thompson: Hmmmmm maybe I should sue Kingdom Hearts for giving kids the idea to kill people with keys! MUAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!

Riku: Grrrr -aims it towards Jack's Mouth-

Jack Thompson: MAUHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAH -firework launches him and knocks him back towards the wall- Ouchies! I'LL SUE YOU!!!

Sora: -runs in and shoves a firework down Jack's pants and lites it- CHUMP! -runs off-

-his office blows up-

BFU: -about to put his hands in the air-

Sora: -steals his blindfold and pushes him off the ledge- HAHAHAHHAHA

BFU: YOU JJJJJJjjjjjjeerrrkkk......

Mickey: What the! -jumps off the roof-

Riku: -comes from behind Mickey and steals his keyblade- Sorry Mickey!

Mickey: ITS OOOOOOOOOOOoooookkkk......

-A giant Heartless Army Appears-

Riku: Hey guys...take five

Heartless Army: ? Whatever...-they let Riku Pass-

Riku: HAHHA NOW I'LL WIN!!!

-Heartless Army is closing in on Sora-

Sora: GRRR!!! I WILL NOT LET RIKU WIN!!!! -takes out 100,000,000 pounds of SUGAR and drinks it all-

-suddenly everything stops and Sora is glowing-

Sora: -smiles, and walks through everything-

Riku: -is stopped right at K_K-

Sora: -walks by Riku and pats him on the head...then the sugar hype went off- AHHH MAN!!

Riku: WHAT THE!!

-they both give the packages at the exact same time-

K_K: Well...this is akward...oh well, -opens the packages...and its her laundry- Thanks guys!

Riku and Sora: O_O WHAT!!!!! WE DID ALL THAT, JUST TO GET YOUR LAUNDRY!!!!!

K_K: Uhhhh yeah..bye bye! -leaves-

Riku: Well, I guess we can name the boat we made and race along the island?

Sora: good idea...:(

-Camera Off-

Don Patch: Now that is the orgins...of Deep Dive, Another Side-Another Story, and what really happend on the race. ( Serious watch the videos :D , you'll see Mickey and BFU falling and BFU taking his blindfold off XD except Sora taking Mickey's Keyblade)


Sora: GUYS RUN

Riku: Why?

Sora: BECAUSE!! ARE PARENTS ARE COMING OVER!!!

Kairi, Riku, Sora: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K_K: Ha your parents are coming!

Riku: -tapes K_K to a tree-

K_K: Hey Wait! Im allergic to trees! -swells up-

Riku's Mom: RIKU UNTIE THAT HORRIBLY UGLY EMO CHILD!

Riku: Yes momma...

K-K: -almost dead, then gets untied- Need...SODA!! -takes out soda and drinks it, and jumps in the air- FIZZYLICOUS!!

Sora's Mom: SORA!!!

Sora: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sora's Mom: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!! ME AND YOUR FATHER HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU 6 YEARS AND YOUR HERE MAKING A VIDEO GAME!!

Sora: IT WASNT ME MOMMA!!

Kairi's Dad: DROP AND GIVE ME ELVEN BILLION KAIRI, FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!

Kairi: Ah man..-does 10,999,999,999 push ups and falls down- Ow

Sora, Riku and Kairi: -huddled together- We need to do something!

Sora: I know my mom's a Jessy Mcarthnely((or however you spell it) Fan!

Riku: Mine too!

Sora: I have a idea...-takes out a cell phone-

HBK: -dressed as Jessy Mcarthenly- I cant belive im doing this...

Sora: Shut up!

Sora and Riku's Mom: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! -they jump him-

HBK: AHHHH -runs away-

Kairi: What about my dad!

Riku: I have a idea! -dresses up as a military commander, and walks up to Kairi's Dad- SAULTE YOUR COMMANDER MAGGOT!!

Kairi's Dad: -saultes- YES SIR!!

Riku: YOU HAVE BEEN STATIONED TO YOUR HOUSE AND WATCH FOR TERRORIST ACTIVITY!!

Kairi's Dad: YES SIR -runs off-

Riku: -puts on his regular outfit- That was easy!

Sora and Kairi: Yeah!

-Kairi, Sora and Riku's Aunts come in-

Sora, Kairi, Riku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

Uh nothing, can't I just say your name for no reason:rolleyes:

[kaze_krazy]

Uh nothing, can't I just say your name for no reason:rolleyes:

no....................lol :p

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

no....................lol :p

Okay fine, heres your name back *Gives back the name Kaze Krazy*

[kaze_krazy]

o.o

It alllll makes sense now......o_O;; No wonder!! O_o;; *pokes name few times* Huh.....o.o;;

*cough*

Ignore my randomness. And, my lack of other peoples. I'm lazy right now. ^-^;;

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

Really you're lazy, I thought you were krazy...

[kaze_krazy]

................lazy or krazy.................

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

Well quit being lazy and get krazy, come on

[kaze_krazy]

o.o

Oh my-

NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! *bangs head on desk and clutches to kaze* MUST....NOT.....GLOMP....MY ULTIMATE ENEMY!!! >_<
kaze, yer evil. Pure evil. And, I hate you! I WILL NOT SUBMIT TO THE HOTTNESS!!! I mean, kawaiiness!! KAWAII!!! NOT HOTT! >_<

...

Dammit! *bangs head on desk* >_< AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

Skye backs away Maybe she's a little to krazy.....

[kaze_krazy]

Wow, now I know TRUE fear MUHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cough*

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

Uh okay, need a cough drop or something....

[kaze_krazy]

lol yeah *cough* damn this *cough* get to *cough* *start to bang head on desk* *cough* XD

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

She's scary....and a bit annoying
*Gives Cough drop*

[kaze_krazy]

HA!!!! i p**s u off...........i think any way back to the story



Kaze: Where are the others?

Don Patch: They got in trouble for tricking their parents.

Kaze: Well what am I going to do!

Don Patch: I dont know! Im going Underground Fishing! -runs away with a shovel-

Kaze: Well what am I going to do? Fight off Crazy Fan-girls? -opens a window-

Fan-girls: WE LOVE YOU KAZE

Kaze: Nah to boring...

Little did he know that the most Dangerous...Krazyiest...Most Vicious Fan-Girl was watching his every move...

Kaze: OH MY GOD A CRAZY FAN-GIRL IS IN HERE!!

Wait! Your not supposed to hear me! Im the narrator!

Kaze: Duh! Everyone hears the Narrator!

Well...yer MOM!!!

Kaze: Your so immature

YER MOM!!

Kaze: -takes out a Narrator Remote- Pause....

-Narrator shuts up-

Kaze: I'll have to watch out for that crazy fan-girl thats watching me...

???: He He He....

Kaze: What was that!

???: NOTHING!!!

Kaze: Ok! -thunderstorm starts- Perfect timing!

-ring-

Kaze: GOODIE VISTORS! -opens the door-

Zombie Pizza Dude: IM BACK TO GET MY REVENGE AND- Wait, who are you?

Kaze: Im Kaze!

Zombie Pizza Dude: Do you know where Sora and Riku and Kairi are?

Kaze: Their in trouble with their parents

Zombie Pizza Dude: Oh im sorry to bother you!

Kaze: -closes the door-

-ring-

Kaze: YAY MORE VISTORS!!! -opens the door-

Fan-girls: GET HIS HAIR!!!!!

Kaze: AHHH -slams the door-

-ring-

Kaze: EVEN MORE VISTORS!!! -opens the door-

Werewolf: RAWR!!! Kaze? What up Kaze hows it goin!

Kaze: I havent seen you since preschool! Hows the new school doin?

Werewolf: Well lets just say there have been a lot of disappearences...Heh, im just kidden ya. Hey you want some pizza? I swiped it off a guy when I got here!

Kaze: Nah. Im holdin back on the greasy stuff.

Werewolf: Ok Peace out!

Kaze: -closes the door-

-something moves in the shadows-

Kaze: Is someone there?

???: -trips on him- AHHHHHH

Kaze: AHHHHHHh!!!!! Wait...you arent a crazy fan-girl!

Sora: Yeah! I snuck out of my house and came here

Kaze: Wait...-grabs the remote and presses play-

And Furthermore! Wait...

Kaze: I thought you said there was a crazy fan-girl chasing after me!

I know and she's behind you!

K_K: KAZE!!!!

Kaze: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-thunder strikes-

The End....?

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

Interesting...has some sort of ring to it

[keybladewielder121]

LOL that was funny.....origins of deep dive???
......
uhhhhhhhh
.......
ummmmmmm
.........
Riku: Shut Up!
*hits me*
*I run away*

[kaze_krazy]

Kairi: What are you guys doing?

Sora and Riku: -in, "We Love Utada Hikairi!" Shirts- NOTHING!!

Kairi: You guys are Utada Hikairi fans?

Sora: So whats it do ya!

Kairi: nothin...so you guys are going to the concert?

Riku: Yep, Me, Sora, Kaze, Sephiroth, Cloud, Leon, Mickey, Ansem, Marluxia, Axel, Zexion, Lexause, Xibal, Demyx, and Don Patch..

Sora: And my pet pretzel named Jerry!

Don Patch: -runs in and smacks it on the ground and steps on it- EVIL PRETZEL!!!

Sora: Just for that you can't come!

Don Patch: NOOOOOOO!!!

-in the Organization Moblie-

Riku: Is everyone buckled up?

Everyone: YEP

Riku: Lets go!

-the car drives off-

Don Patch: -is hanging onto it- HE HE HE!!

Axel: -flips open the back of the Escalade- ?? Nothin...

Don Patch: -flies off- AHHHHHHHH

Zexion: .....

Marluxia: Zexion's right! We should sing a song!

Axel: I know!

-few seconds later-

Sora: I CANT FEEL!!

Riku: THE WAY I DID BEFORE!!

Ansem: DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON ME!

Axel: I WONT BE IGNORED!

Everybody: TIME WONT TELL!!!!!!

-at the concert-

Sephiroth: -in a pink t-shirt that says, "I love Utada Hikairi!", and is screaming like a little girl-

Utada Hikairi: -singing Passion-

Everybody: -cheers- WE LOVE YOU!!!

Don Patch: -floats over the concert with a umbrella-

Security Guard: A fan is trying to get into the concert with out a pass? Not on my watch! -gets out a rocket launcher and fires at Don Patch-

Don Patch: NOOOO -blows up-

Everybody: WOOO FIREWORKS!!!

Kaze: I LOVE YOU!!!

K_K: WHA!!! Not on my watch! -grabs Kaze-

Kaze: I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF YOU!!! NOOOOOOOO -gets dragged off-

-back on Destiny Island-

Kairi: -playing poker with Larxane, Namine, and Selphie and that girl that hangs out with Kaze- Fifty bucks! Pay up!

Namine: Ah man...

Larxane: Do you take checks?

Kairi: Nope..

Larxane: dang it...

Bloopers!

Sora: TAKE EVERYTHING!! FROM THE INSIDE AND THROW IT ALL AWAY!!!

Riku: CAUSE I SAID FOR THE LAST TIME!!

Axel: I WONT TRUST MYSELF WITH YOU....

Normura: Cut! Awesome guys!

---

Larxane: Got any threes?

Kairi: This is poker...

Larxane: o

---

Sephiroth: I LOVE YOU UTADA HIKAIRI!!! Wait a second...were getting this on tape! I' LL KILL YOU!!!!


Sora: ...

Riku: ...

Kairi: ...

Don Patch: The time has come...you know what you must do!

Sora, Kairi, Riku: Yes...-everyone starts snapping fingers- FUNKY MONKEY SMELLS LIKE MONEY GIVE ME JOLLY PRESENT AND LET ME SEE THE GIANT IN RED!!!

Santa: -appears- You kids again! I thought I told you STOP USING ACIENT MAGICAL RITUALS TO TELEPORT ME!!!

Sora: -jumps in Santa's arms- I want a rocket ship!!

Don Patch: -does the same thing- And I want a Don Patch Plushie Doll!

Santa: AHHHH DEFORMED CHILD!!!

Don Patch: Im not deformed! Im a crazy, slow, stupid, and copyrighted version of Sonic!

Sega Agents: WE'VE COME FOR THE COPYRIGHT!!

Don Patch: Kill them Santa! I'll give you cookies and milk!

Santa: DEAL!! -takes out coal and chugs it at the Agents-

Sega Agents: Ok....WE MUST TAKE COPYRIGHT!!! -they walk like zombies-

Don Patch: Use your super santa powers, and I'll give you triple chocolate chip!

Santa: WOOO CHOCOLATE!!! -grabs rudolph-

Rudolph: SUPER LASER FIRE!!!! -a red laser comes out of his nose-

Santa: -holds Rudolph like a lightsaber-

Sora: I dont why were having this episode I mean, were barely in it!

Kairi: I know

Riku: Yeah...

Lucas Art Agents: COPYRIGHT!!

Santa: Opps! -holds rudolph like a gun, and shoots all the agents- KRAZY BEEF MEATY MAN BLAAAAAAA!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAA -smokes goes through the whole room-

Kairi: What the heck is a Krazy Beef Meaty Man

Sega Agents: MUST HAVE COPYRIGHT

Santa: Wait! I have a idea...-holds out a Don Patch Plushie Doll-

Don Patch: My Don Patch Plushie Doll! NOOO

Santa: -grabs Don Patch instead and throws him to the agents-

Don patch: NOOOOooo

Sega Agents: -they drag him away-

Kairi: So what now?

Riku: We should help Don Patch

Santa: Yeah...-grabs rudolph- Lets Go!

Sega: WE SHALL EAT YOU WITH MASHED PO-TAT-TOS! FOR COPYRIGHTING US!!

Don Patch: NOO I NEED TO BE EATEN WITH GRAVY!!!! WAAAA

-wall blows up-

Santa: KRAZY BEEF MEATY MAN BLALLALAALLAALALALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -shoots everything in the building-

Sora: -smacks everything on the head with his keyblade- Ha HA!!

Riku: -stands back with Kairi watching the fight-

Don Patch: Im Free!

- a book closes-

Narrator: And that is how Santa, and the KH Crew saved Don Patch from being eaten by the evil producer of Sega...

Sega: ME EAT YOU WITH TO-MA-TO!

Narrator: NOOOOOO

The End...jeez what a stupid ending.

[keybladewielder121]

But its still fuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyy!!!!:D :D :D :D

[namine the nobody]

Lol Sooo Funny!

[keybladewielder121]

since K_K aint online yet.....
roxas:-in a very pouty voice-why didnt you include me K_K
Sora:-Smacks roxas in the head- cause you're still inside me
Kairi: look sora a heartless -gets turned into a heartless-
Sora: nnnoooooooooo!!!-gives heart to kairi-
Sora:-becomes heartless-
Kairi:-becomes normal again-
Roxas:Yay I'm FRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
END
:D
:cool:
:eek:
:D

[kaze_krazy]

since K_K aint online yet.....
roxas:-in a very pouty voice-why didnt you include me K_K
Sora:-Smacks roxas in the head- cause you're still inside me
Kairi: look sora a heartless -gets turned into a heartless-
Sora: nnnoooooooooo!!!-gives heart to kairi-
Sora:-becomes heartless-
Kairi:-becomes normal again-
Roxas:Yay I'm FRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
END
:D
:cool:
:eek:
:D


hahah OMG!!!!!! XD



-in Castle Oblivion-

Larxane: -wakes up- Ah! What a beautiful day! -looks at the side of there bed, and there's a horse head on it- AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Mobster: Oh theres my horse head!

Larxane: AHHHHHHHHHH -runs out-

Axel: Whats wrong!

Larxane: Theres a horse head in my bed, and a mobster said it was his!

Axel: Well thats weird!

Zexion: -walks out- ......

Axel: Your saying a mobster tryed to give you the kiss of death!

Zexion: .......

Axel: Hmmm your right! We should tell Marluxia about this!

-in the game room-

Marluxia and Mobsters: -playing Shadow the Hedgehog-

Mobster 1: Stupid hedgehog stealin my rings! -takes out pistol and shoots the t.v-

Marluxia: -sighes, and picks up another T.V and replaces the broken one- Its just a game...

Larxane: Marluxia! A horsehead was in my bed and a mobster took it!

Zexion: ........ .....

Axel: Thats right Zexion!

Marluxia: Shhhh! Guys, i hired the Mob to take care of our enemies for us!

Mobster 2: Hey guys I found jimmy! -holds up horse head-

Mobsters: WOOOOOOO

Lexause: -sneaks by game room holding canoli's-

Mobster 1: I smell a canoli...

Mobsters: -they take out pistols-

Lexause: EEEEEE -runs away with the canoli's-

Mobsters: WHACK HIM!!! -they start shooting at him-

Lexause: -trips- NOOOO -canoli's land safely-

Mobster 2: Leave the body, take the canoli...

Mobsters: -they take the canoli's and run-

Mobster 1: -runs back and kicks Lexause-

Marluxia: -gives everyone to meeting room- We have to do something about the mob...

Lexause: THEY STOLE MY CANOLI'S!

Larxane: THEY PUT A HORSE HEAD IN MY BED!!

Zexion: .........

Axel: Woah! No reason to get rageful Zexion!

Marluxia: I know the perfect idea, and I shall reveal it! In the next episode

Marluxia: Ok heres the plan! -hudles up with everyone and whispers words-

Mobsters 1: I just love these canolis!

Police: -they barrge in and take Mobster 1-

Mobster 1: NOOOO!!! -gets draged away-

Marluxia: Guys! Joey the Snitch just snitched on Mobster 1!

Mobsters: THAT SNITCH!! -they run out the door-

Marluxia: -locks the door and puts giant killer defense systems around the house- phew...

THE END!

--------

Marluxia: Ok, everyone, meet the newest member realived in a magazine scan. SAIX!!

Saix: -is so cool he doesnt need to talk-

Larxane: ZOMG HE IS SOO COOL!!!

Axel: ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG!!!!!!

Zexion: -gets angry because, he's the one thats too cool to talk- ....!!!

Saix: -everyone gathers around him- ......

Zexion: -storms out-

-somewhere else-

Marluxia: SO WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SUPER COOL X SCAR!

Saix: ......... .... ....... ........... .......... ... .......

Xighar: ZOMG THAT IS AWESOME!!!!

Zexion: -gets even more angrier- ......!!!!

Axel: -hanging with Zexion- Woah! No need to swear! Were on a kids show!

Zexion: .....

Axel: Wait a second! THIS IS A REALITY TV SHOW! SO people see me when I do charoke on sunday nights

Zexion: ........

Axel: Wait your saying no, but i just reaveled it on live t.v?

Zexion: ..........................

Axel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Zexion: .....

Axel: Right, we need to make a plan to deal with Saix!

-a few hours later-

Saix: -reading a book-

Zexion and Axel: -they rush him-

Saix: -takes out his super cool looking sword-

Zexion: .....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Axel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-they run away-

Axel: you should just give it up Zexion, i used to be the coolest until you came. Then I started talking, so you should do the same...

Zexion: -sighs, and takes a breath, and says the word-"

TO BE CONTINUED!!!

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

Good stuff *yawns* I'm tired and bored now *sighs* whatever *Leaves*

[keybladewielder121]

uhhhh again????
K_K funnnyyy!!!!:D :D :D :D

[kaze_krazy]

Don Patch: I havent been in the last episode! IM GOING CRAZY AHHHHHHHHH

Saix: -slashes Don Patch-

Don Patch: -flies into the air- YOUR REALLY COOOOOOOLLLLlll....

-back to Zexion-

Zexion: .... ... ... .....?

Axel: What your saying you lost your voice!

Zexion: ...

Axel: Ironic.....wait! I have the perfect idea!

-in SquareEnix KK-

Normura: -is drinking a martini, and gets ambushed by Zexion and Axel- WAAAAA, cant you guys see im drinking a martini that I seem to be drinking every single episode im in!

Axel: I never noticed that....

Zexion: ...... .....

Axel: Right! On with the plan! Is the SHU, Zexion? -gets it on tape-

Normura: Well....since your in the cast! Yes he is.

Zexion: .....!

Axel: WOOOOO Now on to phase two!

-zexion and Axel are on the computer signing onto Kingdomheart3.org-

Axel: lets see...."The SHU is Zexion...Confirmed by Normura(Proof)" Perfect now you'll be the coolest member again!

Zexion: -raises his hands in the air- ...............!

-back at Castle Oblivion-

Zexion: -everyone is gathered around Zexion telling him how cool he is-

Saix: -hidden in the shadows, and is reading a magazine scan- ......... ..... ........ TRANSLATED: Saix has been confirmed to have space powers.

Saix: .......!!! -he runs up to Zexion-

Zexion: ...... ......

Saix: ....... ...............! -opens up a black hole and Zexion gets sucked in-

Everyone: O_O; Uhhhhh, WOOOHOO GO SAIX!!! HE'S GOT SPACE POWERS!!!

Xigbal: -brings back Zexion with his time powers- Yo

Zexion: ..

Xigbal: Want me to go back in time and make sure the video with Saix in it never gets showed making you the coolest still?

Zexion: .... ......... ...............
TRANSLATED: Well, I wasn't thinking of it that way, but SURE GO AHEAD! =D

Xigbal: You got it!

-one second later, and everyone is saying how cool Zexion is. Axel got the award for best Pyro. Saix was revealed right when KH:2 was released in USA. And Xigbal got into jail for illigeal gambiling.-

Sora: -is in his sliver form- WILL YOU DATE ME NOW KAIRI!

Kairi: nope, even if you look cool

Sora: ahh man

K_K: Look who I brought home!

Naruto(America Version): Believe it! Believe it! Believe it!

Everyone: Ahh man, why couldn't you bring the Manga one!

K_K: Look our budget is low and this was the only anime character left. No one took him. But thousands of people picked me! -leaves-

Sora: So what are we going to do with him

Naruto: IM GOING TO BE A NINJA LEGEND -in his annoying voice that they should't have picked-

-few seconds later-

Naruto: -is lunged in a cannon- BELIEVE IT!!! -gets launched-

Sora: .........

Kairi: ..............

Riku: .............

Sora: Wanna go out now Kairi?

Kairi: No

Sora: Now?

Kairi: No

Sora: Now?

Kairi: No

Sora: ok

[keybladewielder121]

LOL funny!
Part Dos
Sora:Now?
Kairi:No
Sora:Now?
Kairi:No
Sora:Now?
Kairi:No
Sora:Now?
Kairi:No
Sora:Now?
Kairi:No
Sora:Now?
Kairi:No
Sora:Now?
Kairi:No
Sora:Now?
Kairi:No
Sora:Now?
Kairi:No

Sora: -begs- Please please please please please
Kairi: NO BECAUSE I'M DATING RIIIIKKKKUUUU!!!!
Riku: -gasps-
Sora: -gasps-
HBK: -gasps-
Kairi: -sees HBK- HBK omg! omg! omg! Will u date me?
HBK:NO!
Kairi:Now
HBK:NO!
Kairi:Now
HBK:NO!
Kairi:Now
HBK:NO!
Kairi:Now
HBK:NO!
Kairi:Now
HBK:NO!
Kairi: -in a sinister evil voice- If I cant have you -in a demonic voice- NO ONE CAN!!
-launches HBK in a very large cannon-
HBK: At least this is better than dating Kairi yuck!

d end

[kaze_krazy]

LOL funny!
Part Dos
Sora:Now?
Kairi:No
Sora:Now?
Kairi:No
Sora:Now?
Kairi:No
Sora:Now?
Kairi:No
Sora:Now?
Kairi:No
Sora:Now?
Kairi:No
Sora:Now?
Kairi:No
Sora:Now?
Kairi:No
Sora:Now?
Kairi:No

Sora: -begs- Please please please please please
Kairi: NO BECAUSE I'M DATING RIIIIKKKKUUUU!!!!
Riku: -gasps-
Sora: -gasps-
HBK: -gasps-
Kairi: -sees HBK- HBK omg! omg! omg! Will u date me?
HBK:NO!
Kairi:Now
HBK:NO!
Kairi:Now
HBK:NO!
Kairi:Now
HBK:NO!
Kairi:Now
HBK:NO!
Kairi:Now
HBK:NO!
Kairi: -in a sinister evil voice- If I cant have you -in a demonic voice- NO ONE CAN!!
-launches HBK in a very large cannon-
HBK: At least this is better than dating Kairi yuck!

d end


hahaha poor HBK XD :D :D


me: Otay.... since K_K-...er... left me in charge, there's gotta be some- *realizes no one is listening* HEY! LISTEN WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, FICTIONAL CHARACTERS! o.-

'fictional characters': *all playing KH2* o.o

me:...You all suck.

Sora: What are they saying...? ._.

Riku: Who knows...O_o;

Kaze: ....What's a 'Roxas'? >.>

Axel: Dude, I think that's your name!! xDDD

Kaze:....*goes into the kitchen*

me & Sora: *exchange worried glances*

Kaze: *comes back gripping butcher knife* Which way to the Square building? >.>

all: *points in different directions* ._.

Kaze:...You're all so helpful. *walks of in random direction*

me: *leaps up* QUICKLY!! WE MUST RIOT!! *Batman Theme*

~At Square~

Nomura: *drinking a martini*

*a butcher knife whizzes by Nomura's head*

Nomura: o.o

Kaze: *comes in, grabs knife, death-glares Nomura* Why. The. HECK. Is my name...........Roxas?! HAVE YOU SOUNDED IT OUT?! SOUND IT OUT, MAN!!

Nomura: *repeats 'Roxas' several times under his breath* o.o Oops...

Kaze: ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS 'OOPS'?! o.-

Nomura: It's too late; his name's Roxas. >.>;

Kaze: *twitch* *throws Oblivion at Nomura's head and leaves* Roxas...>.>

*camera pans to me* me: And that, kids, is why you do not name characters with pointy Keyblades 'Roxas'. *Oblivion is thrown at my head* EEP! *ducks* o.o VICTORY IS-*Oathkeeper smacks into my head* x_x

Kaze: *walks over and picks up Oblivion & Oathkeeper* That, kids, is how you knock out annoying fangirls. ^-^

Sora: Hey guys guess what i got a Maromi doll!

Riku and Kairi: Its so cute!

-it lifts its head up and looks at the others-

Maromi: Hi!

Riku, Kairi, and Sora: Its! Its! ALIVE!!! AHHHHHHHH -they start running away-

-in the closet-

Riku: What are we going to do!

Kairi: I don't know!

Sora: I have a idea but first-

Maromi: -slides under the cracks- Hello!

Riku, Kairi, and Sora: AHHHHHHHH -they run away-

-they run to the kitchen and grab frying pans, and anything blunt-

Riku: BRING IT ON DEMON DOLL!!

-they all charge for the door way-

Maromi: -falls a little bit but gets back up- Hello!

Sora: ITS TOO CUTE!!!

Riku: YOUR RIGHT!!

Kairi: Yeah!

-they all worship the maromi doll-

Maromi: Now, destroy the world!

Everybody: Yes Maromi...-they walk like zombies, to the gummi ships-

Maromi: -jumps up to your computer screen- Hello!

click the link to see what a maroim looks like http://www.paranoiaagent.com/downloads/wallpaper3_1024x768.htm

[keybladewielder121]

LOL thats funny!

[kaze_krazy]

Chapter... ah hell with it...

me: Okay then! *pulls out megaphone* EVERYONE GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!!!

Everyone: *files in a small little classrrom*

me: Now, I have some good news, bad news, crappy news, and even more crappy news.

Kairi: What's the good news?

me: The good news is that Don Patch won't be here for a while... so I'm taking over temporarily. Plus all your grades are down in school and your parents will sue us if we don't make a change. So I've hired a tutor!

Everyone: Then what's the bad and crappy news?

me: Wait, that WAS the bad and crappy news...

Everyone: THEN WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS!!?!?!

me: Ehehe... um.. well... all your medical insurance has been increased!

All male characters especially Cloud: *back away very quickly*

me: Now then... I've hired a tutor to raise those gra-

Sora: But we don't even go to school!!!!

me: *ignoring ranting comments* So I've hired Ms. Kisaragi Nanomia to be your tutor! She's from the anime Happy Lesson.

Riku: Who?

Zexion: ...

Riku: Oh, you mean her?

Ducks start to march by and quack.

Zexion: ...

Kairi: No... that's a character from Full Metal Alchemist.

Kisaragi: *pops in from the ceiling* Now everyone... let's begin the lesson.

me: I'll just be over here... *hides behind radioactiveproof shield*

Kisaragi: Now begins our four hour, non-stop lesson.

Marluxia: Oh dear god...

Kisaragi: Now... the calculated equation for force is...

Three Hours and Thirty Minutes Later

Kisaragi: ...and that's how you bake a good apple pie without burnining the filling using my latest invention: Mr. Instant Bake a Pie Ver. 2.5

Kairi: Kill me...

Sora: *It looks like he fainted*

Riku: *banging head on desk*

Kisaragi: Now.. for the fun part... would anyone like to try out some of my new experiments?

*Crickets chirp*

Kisaragi: Fine. Then I'll have to choose a guinea pig myself... *presses random button*

Namine: *comes out on a catwalk in a game show host's outfit* Hi! I'm Namine and this is Destiny's Island's favorite gameshow... 'The Weakest Link'!

Audience: Yay...

Namine: *british accent* Okay then, here are the rules... each contestant has three life points. They have to answer random stupid questions about stuff, no one really cares about to earn money.

Audience: Yay...

Namine: But if they get a question wrong.. Ms. Kisaragi over here will test on of her experiments on them! Deductin one life point! And if all ten are gone... they are outta the game. Whoever is left gets the money. And this show has been brought to you by...

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me: But now let's cut to the chase and get on with the show!

me: First up! Sora!

Sora: Huh?

me: Do you want to be on this gameshow any longer?

Sora: No I don't... cause this is very stupid! Oof! *falls unconscious*

Kisaragi *behind Sora holding an object*: This invention is called: Selfishness Prevention Act Version 1.0

Namine: Uh... why can't you just call it a hammer?

Kisaragi: You're no fun at all.

Namine: Um... okay. But I think... Sora's dead.. he isn't moving. Uh.. CS... call an ambulance...

me: Do I have to?

Namine: Yes... because of this.. *british accent* Sora... you are... the weakest link... goodbye. And let's move on to round two!

After elimination comment..

Sora: *still unconscious*

[keybladewielder121]

LOL AGAin !!!

[kaze_krazy]

LOL AGAin !!!

wow u can read fast lol :eek:



The Weakest Link Round 2.

Namine: *british accent* Welcome back to the Weakest Link, in a ten second round, Sora has been eliminated. Now... in the last round, you have banked an astoundingly high total of... zero dollars and zero cents. Now here's round two.

me: Marluxia!

Marluxia: Yes?

me: Now... if the slope of a ramp is 3/8cm, what are the measurements of the x-axis?

Marluxia: Um... uh... wait... um...

me: I'm sorry, um... uh... wait.. um... is not the correct answer. As punishment...

Marluxia: Wait... *is then grabbed by mechanical arms and is strapped to a chair* What are you going to do to me!

Kisaragi: I'm going to try out my invention: 'Mr. Instant Comfort Massager Test Model. *presses the evil button*

Marluxia: Phew... that's a relief.

Boxing gloves attached to mechanical arms then start punching Marluxia in many random places especially in the back.

Kisaragi: Now stay still and relax...

Marluxia: Augh!! Ow! My spleen!

Kisaragi: Relax and you will feel .45347261957281652847265826482618% less of the pain.

*After the treatment*

Marluxia: I'm still alive...

Namine: *british accent* Now... due to unknown circumstances, and the fact that we need to end this show quickly... we will knock out everyone but two people. Now... to settle this, we will play...............Rock Paper Scissors!

Everyone: *anime fall*

Namine: But don't worry, you will still get to test Ms. Kisaragi's new inventions!

Audience: Yay.

After minutes of rock paper scissors, acid baths, plushies, and... um... let's see... where are my lines? Oh here they are...

*wind blows by*

Oh god! My lines!! Oh dear oh dear oh dear! I'm sorry Mr. Director, I'm sorry Mrs. Producer, I'm sorry all those families watching this at home! I'm So SO-

BONK! CLANK! BASH! GOOGLE!

Kisaragi: Nuisiance Annihilator Device Ver. 5.4

me: You hit her with a basin...

Namine: Now... after the quick eliminations... KH Tifa and Cloud are left.

Cloud: What why me!?!?!

Namine: Well... your question was: What is the next thing you would say?

Cloud: Wait... *points finger at me* You did this didn't you!?!

me: *sticks tongue out* Just you wait Cloudy-kun... win or lose... I still get to hunt you down.. *brandishes axe and laughs evilly*

Namine: Now.. whoever buzzes in first and gets the question right will win the amount of... $50!

me: Here's the question! What game is the character... Barrett from?

Cloud and Tifa: *slow motion dive towards the buzzer*

Offstage


Kaze *who was also conviently moved because he's hot... uh I mean... ah dammit*: Hey! Move faster!

*Both move faster, but someone on the sidelines casts slow on Cloud causing Tifa to get it right. Right now I'm too lazy to go into details because who cares who wins this dumb gameshow*

After the show...

me: Cloudy-kun... where ARE you?

Commentary

Tifa: You know I sorta feel sorry for Cloud, being hunted down and his life being made a total hellhole by a 14 year old girl... but who cares~! Cuz I just won $50 baby! WHOO!

End of commentary

Cloud: *runs down a hallway and opens the door to find a room where Riku is in front of a TV... watching spanish soap operas*

Riku: *holding a box of tissues* Esmerelda no! That man only wants you for the money you inherited from you father who tragically dies in a car accident which was actually caused by your evil twin sister by hired a hit and run driver. Thus causing the money to pass on to you, and she uses Jack, her boyfriend, to marry you then divorce you, allowing the money to flow into her hands!

On the TV

Preacher dude *in spanish*: Will you, Esmerelda, take this young man as your lawfully wedded husband.

Esmerelda *also in spanish*: I d-

Axel: *His car barges into the set and he comes out of a car wearing... a ski mask and a sign that says "I'm not Axel" written on it* MUAHAHA!

Axel bashes Esmerelda over the head with a whiskey bottle.

Esmerelda: *on the floor... twitching*

Narrator *still spanish*: Esmerelda has fallen! Who is this mysterious assailant? What will happen to the inheritence now that Esmerelda has fallen? Who will be the new main character for this soap opera? Find out next week on <insert title here>

Out of the TV

Riku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *finally notices Cloud* W-wait! Cloud this isn't what it looks li-

SLAM! The door was slam as Cloud has a disturbed look on his face, forgetting about...

me: Cloudy-kun...

Cloud: Someone save me...

????: Fear not! I shall save you!

To be continued.

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

Done 10.8 sec

[keybladewielder121]

ooookkkaaaayyy
why british acent???

part dos
sora: I want PIE!!!!!!!!!
*twitches*
the end

[kaze_krazy]

Sora: -walks up to Riku- WANNA PLAY DOOUGEBALLL?

Riku: No

Sora: But-

Riku: NO

Sora: -leaves, and goes to Kairi- WANNNA GO ON A DAAAAAAATTTEEEE

Kairi: No

Sora: But-

Kairi: No!

Sora: WAAAAAAAAA -runs away-

-Sora runs away to a cliche' place where almost every sad and cliche' character goes-

Sora: WAAAAAAAA!!! I wish i had a someone to play with fo-eva and eva and eva! But firstz i gotz to GOZ!

- A demonic looking port-a-pottey appears-

Sora: I know this is going to lead to something copyrighted but who cares!

-he opens the door, and appears somewhere-

Sora: ZOMG where am i! Its so clean, and pretty, AND IT BURNS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

A little kid thats probably copyrighted from a show, (some of you might know): Thats why they call it Canada! ........eh!

Sora: But i hate Canaduh

ALKTPCFS(SYMK): Fine eh! Then its the teletuby world

Sora: NOOOOO ANYTHING BUT THIS PLACE NOOOOOO!!!

ALKTPCFS(SYMK): Fine Canada

-it turns back to Canada-

ALKTPCFS(SYMK): Happy now eh?

Sora: You gotz a funny name!

ALKTPCFS(SYMK): I CANT WORK LIKE THIS EH! -runs off set-

Patches: DANG IT!! KAZE GET YOUR BUTT UP THERE!

Kaze: But im not Canadain!

Patches: Just say eh at the end of your sentences!

Sora: -is alone on stage with the camera on- Just waiten for the candain spirit to come back...you know, people seem to ask me how i get my hair this way. Well it involved some thing with a rubber chicken and-

Kaze: IM HERE EH!!

Sora: Well i was going to ask you if you had a friend for me, since all my other ones hate me...

Kaze: Then i have the uh -looks at lines- prefect, uh PERFECT! Uh Friend fo, er i mean for...you!

Patches: SAY THE EH SAY THE EH!!!!

Kaze: UH... EH!!!!

Sora: YAY!!!

Kaze: But you must promise to never give it away to anyone! FO EvA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA!!!!! And eva eh?

Sora: -a sock puppet appears on Sora's hand- w00t!

Kaze: His name is Wendel and you must protect him

Sora: I WILL!

Kaze: okz, i must go eh laterz -leaves-

-Sora comes back to the regular world-

Sora: Hi Wendell!

Wendell: Go destroy the world!

Sora: Ok!

Sora: Ok!

-instead Sora is a moron and mistakes Take over the World for skipping along a plain of beautiful flowers-

Wendell: Whatever this is good to.

-5 days later-

Sora: -dacing with Wendell-

Kaze: GRRRRRR THAT SOCK PUPPET IS TEH R0xx3r!

Namine: GOD! Im so jealous of that freaky looking sock!

Riku: I WANT IT SO BAD!!!

Namine: Step aside punks, i'll get it!

-walks up to Sora-

Namine: Can i have Wendell for a little bit?

Sora: Nope

Namine: WAAAAAAAAA -cries and runs away-

Kaze: I'll do my famous Kaze Pout! Watch this, -does the Kaze pout-

-millions of girls (including K_K) come running at him-

Kaze: -walks over to Sora- Can i have Wendell -does teh Kaze Poutz-

Sora: Hmmmm ok-

-K_K and millions of girls pile on Kaze-

Kaze: ouch

Sora: Well now that your incapactitated im not going to give you Wendell.

Kaze: -muffled shout- NOOOOOOOo

Riku: -goes dark mode- IM GETTIN WENDEL FOR YEH!!!

-charges Sora-

Sora: Wendell attack! -Wendell jumps off his hand-

Riku: -gets mauled by the sock puppet in scary ways- OH MY GOD ITS EATTING MY FACE AHHHHHHHHHHH

Kairi: Hmmmm....-walks over to Sora-

Riku: MY EYES!!!!!

Kairi: -kisses Sora-

Sora: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! -runs away with Kairi-

Wendell: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO -turns into a regular sock-

Riku: -had bite marks and scratches all around him- So many socks!

And after that day, the demonic sock died. Sora and Kairi made out with each other for forty days and forty nights and Riku still remains afraid of socks...and what of Don Patch? Well he got the award for the gender confused fat slow sonic award. As for the K_K thats writing this she's eating a cookie, which you can't have.

THE END!

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

Thats harsh.....

[kaze_krazy]

okay wot.............:confused:

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

Everyone kept rejecting Sora, but whatever...

[kaze_krazy]

he gets kairi at the end lol

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

Oh sorry, should have read it all....

[kaze_krazy]

shut it Skye..................

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

Huh? Whatever...*Leaves*

Come on lighten up and start another story

[keybladewielder121]

lol whats up with u two
I cant keep online every night anymore nnnnoooooooooo!!!
PIE!!!

[kaze_krazy]

nothin up with me i was just havin a bad day sry for taking out on u Skye



Fred Fred Burger: -is wearing a tie, and knocks on the Mansion door- Fred Fred Burger Fred Fred Burger Fred-

-door opens-

Sora: Hello!

Fred Fred Burger: Uh hello, i am, uh selling cookies! My moomy made them and stuffs

Sora: KEWL!!! I'll take twenty! -grabs all of the boxes without paying-

Fred Fred Burger: Yes.

Sora: -slams the door- Do do do do...

Fred Fred Burger: Yes, O! I gotz to go poopie! -goes around the house-

Sora: -munching on the cookies-

Riku: Uhhhh Sora why is there a green dude taking a dump in our garden?

Sora: I dont know but these cookies are, are -dies-

Riku: WHAT!!!!

Don Patch: -runs up to Sora and shakes him- WHAT ARE THEY!!! I MUST KNOW!!!!!!!!!!

Riku: Dude! Sora just died!

Don Patch: NOOOOoOOOO!!!! Im going to have to be the new sora! -dyes his spikes brown and wears big yellow shoes and kewl clothes and is holding a keyblade- Hey dudes!

Riku: That doesnt help! Ugh! im going to kill that guy! -goes Dark Mode and runs outside-

Fred Fred Burger: -still goin- Fred Fred Burger Fred Fred Burger Fred Fred Burger Fred Fred Burger

Riku: YOU!!!!!

Fred Fred Burger: Yes

Riku: You killed Sora! -points his sword at FFB-

Fred Fred Burger: ooo! Cool sword can i have it thanks! -takes hit and starts choping the hedges- Fred Fred Burger Fred Fred Burger Fred Fred Burger Fred Fred Burger

Riku: -grabs it- Stop that! -bonks him- So bring him back to life!

Fred Fred Burger: Yes

Riku: Bring him back then!

Fred Fred Burger: Yes

Riku: RAGHHHHHH!!! -kicks FFB so hard he flies to Chinaland- NOOO That was are only chance to get Sora back! -sighs, and walks back into the house-

Don Patch: Watch this! DRIVE MODE -his clothes turn red- See im a better Sora then Sora!

Riku: -looks to the readers- What he's right, well wanna watch t.v?

Don patch: Sure

Don Patch: -still in his Sora Outfit, and is watching t.v with Riku- I love this, "Television"!

Riku: Yeah i know!

Sora: -gets up- Hey TV!

Don Patch: WHAT THE!!! Your not supposed to be alive!

Sora: I am? And why are you wearing the same clothes as me!

Don Patch: Im the new Sora punk! -punches Sora so hard he dies again-

Riku: Uhhh

Don Patch: -grabs Riku- Now dont tell anyone this!

Riku: -nods-

Sora: Man that hurt!

Don Patch: -punches him again and puts him in a house of dynamite and lights it all, and it blows up as he leaves- There we go!

Sora: -comes back unharmed- Man that hurt!

Don Patch: HOW IS HE LIVING!!!

Sora: This is a cartoon no one dies in cartoons...except in anime and this aint anime.

The Real K_K: Well we'll just have to deal with that! -the whole show goes anime style-

Don Patch: HA HA!! -grabs a sword and stabs sora and kills him- MUAHAHHAhAHAHA

Sora: -comes back- Well you can't kill me because im the main character and The Real K_K already has way more shows planned out

The Real K_K: Yeppers

Don Patch: AH man, -show goes back to normal- Now i can't be Sora anymore...

Sora: Yes but the lesson is that-

Don Patch: That i have to be someone other then the main character!

-somewhere in Saix's house-

Saix: -is also too cool to speak- ................. (translation: Dobbie doobie dooo)

Don Patch: -nails him in the head with a hammer- Muahahhahaha now im the coolest Org Member!!!

Saix: -gets up and his eyes grow red-

Don Patch: Wait a second, -takes out a jappenese magazine scan- Lets see...Saix's temper changes the color of his eyes and also the form of his weapon...uh.

Saix: -his sword transforms into a giant gun and starts shooting at Don Patch-
.........!!!

Don Patch: -runs away-

The End

[keybladewielder121]

LOL funny
PIE!!!!!

[kaze_krazy]

-the Organization are in Castle Oblivion-

Marluxia: Ok guys, Normura wants our Castle back. And if we dont give it back he's going to splash his martini on me.

Normura: Have you ever got the stain out? Cause ya can't!

Marluxia: Yeah plus martini's ruin my hair

Axel: So where are we going to crash?

Larxane: I know!

-on Destiny Islands-

Sora: -wakes up, and yawns- Hello sun! -walks down the stairs- He-gets nailed in the head with a club-

-a few hours later-

Sora: -wakes up in a potato sack with Riku and Kairi- What the? Why are we in potato sacks!

Riku: I don't know

Kairi: Me neither!

Marluxia: -him and the Organization come in- Were taking your place, GOT IT?

Sora: You know you could have just asked

Marluxia: -bonks Sora on the head- Were evil, you shouldn't take that away from us. Right Erwin?

Erwin: Right Yo..Yo, yo yo yo yo yo yo....

Marluxia: -rolls his eyes-

Erwin: Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

Marluxia: -kicks him out the window- Uh, yeah.

Sora: Sorry :(

-after a few days of the Org living there-

Riku: I can't take this anymore!

Sora: I know Lexause keeps clogging the toilet!

Kairi: and Marluxia keeps bragging how his hair is better then mine....its not :(

Sora: Were just going to have to take over this place with a friend...muahahhahahaahahhaahhahahaha

Riku: -slaps sora in the the back of the head- Only i can laugh manicily...

Sora: Sorry

Don Patch: So you want me do to what?

Sora: Well since you look like a Fat Orange Sonic and also a Deformed Child we want you to scare the Org away

Don Patch: i'll do it for fifty bucks

Sora: Fine...

-the Org is watching T.V-

Don Patch: -runs in- WOOOGIE WOOOGIE WOOOOGIE!!!!!!

Marluxia: ITS A FAT SONIC!!

Axel: ITS SEGA!!! RUN AWAY AXEL JR.!!!!

Axel Jr.: - a Chao super spikey hair is just crawling along- goo gooo

Marluxia: EVERYBODY RUNNNNN!!!!!

-the org. leaves in a mass panic-

Sora: Well here's you fifty bucks Patch, and thanks you got us our house back

Don Patch: Yeah Yeah....

Kairi: Well, lets watch t.v!

Everybody: Ok!

Lexeause: -comes out of the bathroom- Toilets clogged

-Sora's watchin T.V when Wakka comes over-

Wakka: Get rid of him

Sora: who?

Wakka: Don patch, he's been hiting me with a piece of celery he calls the Don Patch Sword and he stole my wallet

Sora: He stole my wallet to but im not whining about it

Wakka: -throws a blitzball at Sora-

Sora: -Sora hits it back and nails him in the head-

Wakka: OWWWWW God i hated that part of KH!

Sora: Well let me get my portable keyblade from my wallet...HE STOLE MY WALLET!! Wait whats that...-picks up a churro with a note on it-

Deer Chumps,

If u wnt ur wollots bck mtt m3 at Hiddan Villoge of Leaf

Sincerrly
DON PATCH

P.S. Lok bhind u

Sora: huh? -turns around-

Don Patch: Made you look! -kicks Sora in the face and runs away-

Sora: OWWW!! TO THE HIDDEN VILLAGE IN THE LEAVES er i mean VILLAGE HIDDEN IN THE...TO THAT PLACE!!

-in the ninja place-

Sora: Alright where...-the whole place is filled with people-

Random Dude: WHERE'S MY WALLET!!!

Ray: YEAH IM NOT EVEN ON THE SHOW ANYMORE AND HE STILL STOLE MY WALLET!!

The Dead Pizza Guy: Yeah!

-A pedestal lifts up from the stage and Don Patch is on top-

Don Patch: -in a suave tux- Gentlemen i have brought you all here to compete in a challenge to get your wallet back as well as everyone elses.

Everyone: WHAT!! A CHALLENGE!! WE JUST WANT OUR WALLET'S BACK!!

Screaming Dude: I KNOW LETS TAKE THEM BACK BY FORCE!!!

Don Patch: -does the Orochimaru laugh- Fu Fu Fu -presses button-

-doors open and the Don Patch Followers come out with Nerf Guns-

Don Patch Follower 1: Come on keep moving

Ray: NO!!

DPF1: -shoots him with a nerf gun- Take that punk!

Ray: -takes one in the face and launches into the sky and turns into a star thingy-

Don Patch: Anyone else want a piece of this?

-strong silence-

Don Patch: To even out the population to 500, and the current is 1000 im afraid my followers will have to kill 500.

Announcer: Who will be the ones to survive? Will Sora ever get his wallet back?

Sora: I BETTER!!

Announcer: And what are Don Patch's Challenges? Tune in-

The Real K_K: Uh, were not a T.V show. Were a fan fic

Announcer: Well what did you expect im a T.V show announcer! Click in next time to DESTINY ISLANDS REALITY SHOW!!

To Be continued

[keybladewielder121]

LOL funny!

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

What happen?

[keybladewielder121]

read thats all........

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

Okay, already did, cool, cool..

[lonbilly]

-the Organization are in Castle Oblivion-

Marluxia: Ok guys, Normura wants our Castle back. And if we dont give it back he's going to splash his martini on me.

Normura: Have you ever got the stain out? Cause ya can't!

Marluxia: Yeah plus martini's ruin my hair

Axel: So where are we going to crash?

Larxane: I know!

-on Destiny Islands-

Sora: -wakes up, and yawns- Hello sun! -walks down the stairs- He-gets nailed in the head with a club-

-a few hours later-

Sora: -wakes up in a potato sack with Riku and Kairi- What the? Why are we in potato sacks!

Riku: I don't know

Kairi: Me neither!

Marluxia: -him and the Organization come in- Were taking your place, GOT IT?

Sora: You know you could have just asked

Marluxia: -bonks Sora on the head- Were evil, you shouldn't take that away from us. Right Erwin?

Erwin: Right Yo..Yo, yo yo yo yo yo yo....

Marluxia: -rolls his eyes-

Erwin: Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

Marluxia: -kicks him out the window- Uh, yeah.

Sora: Sorry :(

-after a few days of the Org living there-

Riku: I can't take this anymore!

Sora: I know Lexause keeps clogging the toilet!

Kairi: and Marluxia keeps bragging how his hair is better then mine....its not :(

Sora: Were just going to have to take over this place with a friend...muahahhahahaahahhaahhahahaha

Riku: -slaps sora in the the back of the head- Only i can laugh manicily...

Sora: Sorry

Don Patch: So you want me do to what?

Sora: Well since you look like a Fat Orange Sonic and also a Deformed Child we want you to scare the Org away

Don Patch: i'll do it for fifty bucks

Sora: Fine...

-the Org is watching T.V-

Don Patch: -runs in- WOOOGIE WOOOGIE WOOOOGIE!!!!!!

Marluxia: ITS A FAT SONIC!!

Axel: ITS SEGA!!! RUN AWAY AXEL JR.!!!!

Axel Jr.: - a Chao super spikey hair is just crawling along- goo gooo

Marluxia: EVERYBODY RUNNNNN!!!!!

-the org. leaves in a mass panic-

Sora: Well here's you fifty bucks Patch, and thanks you got us our house back

Don Patch: Yeah Yeah....

Kairi: Well, lets watch t.v!

Everybody: Ok!

Lexeause: -comes out of the bathroom- Toilets clogged

-Sora's watchin T.V when Wakka comes over-

Wakka: Get rid of him

Sora: who?

Wakka: Don patch, he's been hiting me with a piece of celery he calls the Don Patch Sword and he stole my wallet

Sora: He stole my wallet to but im not whining about it

Wakka: -throws a blitzball at Sora-

Sora: -Sora hits it back and nails him in the head-

Wakka: OWWWWW God i hated that part of KH!

Sora: Well let me get my portable keyblade from my wallet...HE STOLE MY WALLET!! Wait whats that...-picks up a churro with a note on it-

Deer Chumps,

If u wnt ur wollots bck mtt m3 at Hiddan Villoge of Leaf

Sincerrly
DON PATCH

P.S. Lok bhind u

Sora: huh? -turns around-

Don Patch: Made you look! -kicks Sora in the face and runs away-

Sora: OWWW!! TO THE HIDDEN VILLAGE IN THE LEAVES er i mean VILLAGE HIDDEN IN THE...TO THAT PLACE!!

-in the ninja place-

Sora: Alright where...-the whole place is filled with people-

Random Dude: WHERE'S MY WALLET!!!

Ray: YEAH IM NOT EVEN ON THE SHOW ANYMORE AND HE STILL STOLE MY WALLET!!

The Dead Pizza Guy: Yeah!

-A pedestal lifts up from the stage and Don Patch is on top-

Don Patch: -in a suave tux- Gentlemen i have brought you all here to compete in a challenge to get your wallet back as well as everyone elses.

Everyone: WHAT!! A CHALLENGE!! WE JUST WANT OUR WALLET'S BACK!!

Screaming Dude: I KNOW LETS TAKE THEM BACK BY FORCE!!!

Don Patch: -does the Orochimaru laugh- Fu Fu Fu -presses button-

-doors open and the Don Patch Followers come out with Nerf Guns-

Don Patch Follower 1: Come on keep moving

Ray: NO!!

DPF1: -shoots him with a nerf gun- Take that punk!

Ray: -takes one in the face and launches into the sky and turns into a star thingy-

Don Patch: Anyone else want a piece of this?

-strong silence-

Don Patch: To even out the population to 500, and the current is 1000 im afraid my followers will have to kill 500.

Announcer: Who will be the ones to survive? Will Sora ever get his wallet back?

Sora: I BETTER!!

Announcer: And what are Don Patch's Challenges? Tune in-

The Real K_K: Uh, were not a T.V show. Were a fan fic

Announcer: Well what did you expect im a T.V show announcer! Click in next time to DESTINY ISLANDS REALITY SHOW!!

To Be continued


Random Critic Guy: Why the heck do they write these things? And the name its so cheesy.

Random Critic Guy 2: And Don Patch! He looks like a fat Sonic!

-Sonic walks in-

Sonic: Who looks like a fat Sonic?

Random Critic Guy: Don Patch look! -gives him picture of Don Patch-

Sonic: He's the one who stole my wallet. Knuckles! Tails! Shadow!

Knuckles, Tails, and Shadow: Yeah?

Sonic: Were gonna go and kidnap Don Patch for Sega, okay?

Knuckles, Tails, and Shadow: Okay!

Sonic: And get my wallet back!

Knuckles, Tails, and Shadow: Okay! Wait, what?

Random Critic Guy 3: Oh this Fan fic is getting better, now Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, and Shadow are going after Don Patch!

[kaze_krazy]

O RLY?

-in Castle Oblivion's huge room-

Marluxia: Alright guys, since Sora is stupid and keeps making our members disappear, we have to start hiring.

Axel: -is the only one there- OK!!!! -voice echoes-

-in the hiring rooms-

Marluxia: NEXT!!

Crazy Org. Fan Person: CAN I BE A ORG PLZ K THX

Marluxia: -presses button under desk-

Crazy Org. Fan Person: -Falls through trap door- U PH@IL!

Marluxia: NEXT!!

-Don Patch walks in-

Marluxia: -presses button-

Don Patch: AHHhh -falls through-

Marluxia: NEXT

-a dark and evil figure breaks open the door and plants die around it-

Marluxia: Uhhh? And what is your occupation?

Evil Figure: Im a Gym Teacher...-thunder strikes and creepy music comes on-

Marluxia: -takes out a paper- Lets see...Thunder and Music...check. And what do you do?

Gym Teacher: I make children cry

Marluxia: Makes children cry...check! Welcome aboard!

-a few days later-

Marluxia: Hmmm, i wonder where Axel is? -goes outside-

Gym Teacher: 3 MORE MINUTES UNTIL YOU FAIL!!!

Axel: STUPID MILE!!! -runs super slowly-

Marluxia: -gasp!- Making your co-workers run a mile!!! You get promoted!!

-few days later, in a bar in Twilight Town-

Axel: WAAAAA He made me run i mile!!

Diz: WAAAAAAAAA He took my place!!!

Sora: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA there's no marshmellow in my hot chocolate!!

Axel: We'll have to do something Diz

Diz: Right! I have a plan!

-in the main office-

Gym Teacher: Do Do Do Do...-picks up the phone- yeah?

Diz: This is...Zid...the new gym teacher. I found poor Fat and Wimpy kids trying to escape the mile by traveling to the sun!

Gym Teacher: IM ON IT!! -Gets on a rocket- TO THE SUN!! -launchs into space and crashes into the moon-

Diz: -mouth is wide open-

Axel: Well at least he'll suffocate


Previously on Destiny Islands Reality Show!

Don Patch: Hmmm since there's 1000 of you guys you'll all have to fight to the death until the outcome comes to 5. While you guys do that my favorite show "Super Sumo's!" is on -runs to a pad with a one on it- ENERGIZE!! -disappears-

Sora: WAIT!!! Didnt he say that he would shoot all of us until it came to 500? Why did he change it?

Kaze: Budget cuts

Sora: Hmm so thats what it was.

Wakka: You know what this seems like?

Sora: What?

Wakka: "The Great Outdoor Fight" from the online comic achewood.

Sora: really? -runs to the computer- lets see...www.achewood.com, Lets see they ran to the northwest corner and let everyone else kill themselfs...

-few seconds later-

Sora: You five will be the people i will be taking to the finals, Kaze! Wakka! Myself! Kairi! And Namine! Alright now lets move to the northwest corner!!!

-they all go that way-

Kairi: Now what do we do

Sora: We sit back and watch them all kill themselfs.


----------

Meanwhile at Castle Oblivion....

Marluxia: Hey where did Gym Teacher go?

Axel: Well uhh

Marluxia: Well whatever, he smelled like sweat anyways. Now we have to recruit more members

-a few hours later-

Marluxia: NEXT!!

Don Patch: -walks in again-

Marluxia: -presses button and traps door opens-

Don Patch: SUPER SUMO RULLLEEEESSSSssss....-falls through-

Marluxia: NEXT!!!

Riku: -walks in- Can i be a org member again?

Marluxia: no -presses button and Riku falls through- Man i guess im going to have to settle on....

Don Patch: -climbs up the trap door with a org suit on- ME?

Marluxia: -hits him with a hammer and Don Patch falls back down- No, THAT PIG WITH A HANDHELD GAME SYSTEM!!!

Pig: Go away

Marluxia: Fine jerk! Then i'll have to settle with...the "REALLY SUPER EVIL AND MEAN AND REALLY uhhh COOL GROUP!!!" let me introduce them!!!

Kaze_Krazy! The krazy fan girl who will stop at nothing to get HBK!! er and Kaze!

Atnihs! That person who is all cool and stuff with his backwords name and yeah...

Every Heart!! Uhhh im not sure what to put!!!

And Finally TaokityxTheaxGem that person with a really long name!!

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!! Cloud's Shadow! He's really cool since he has Cloud and Shadow in his name and stuffs.

Marluxia: These will be my new super members of the Org!!! MUHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

----------

Back at the hidden village of leaf

Wakka: Hey guys we got our movies from netflix!

Sora: Cool! By the way its down to 300 people

Kaze: yeah that Zo Bo Joe is a real killer

Wakka: Hey who ordered "Hey Chump look behind you" say what?

Don Patch: -kicks Wakka and goes to the pad again- ENERGIZE!!! -disappears-

Wakka: Guys! We can skip all of this if we go onto that pad!

Namine: Thats good i've seen enough dead bodies thank you

To Be Continued...

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

I'm pretty sure I make kids cry....

[lonbilly]

I'm pretty sure I make kids cry....

I am too........

[keybladewielder121]

K_K lol funny:D
why do you torment don patch

[lonbilly]

K_K lol funny:D
why do you torment don patch

who is Don Patch anyway?

[keybladewielder121]

I think Luroxan said he is a fat sonic kind of guy wanna join in Krazy member reality show lol!?

[lonbilly]

I think Luroxan said he is a fat sonic kind of guy wanna join in Krazy member reality show lol!?

the fat orange sonic and yeah i'll join

[keybladewielder121]

the fat orange sonic and yeah i'll join

yay more are joining lol for the next episode yay!

[Luxoran]

I think Luroxan said he is a fat sonic kind of guy wanna join in Krazy member reality show lol!?

Yes, I sure did, lol!

[lonbilly]

Yes, I sure did, lol!

This is Don Patch

http://www.hudson.co.jp/gamenavi/gamedb/softinfo/bobobo/bobobo9/img/chara/main/don.gif

[keybladewielder121]

LOL thats funny!

[kaze_krazy]

hey a pic of Don Patch LOL scary.........


The five surviving warriors appeared in a dark room with a single t.v in it, with Don Patch watching it.

Don Patch: SUPER SUMO'S!!! FIGHTING EVERYDAY!!!! SUPER SUMO'S!!!

Sora: Time to give our wallets back Don Patch!

Don Patch: Say what? WHAT THE?!!?!? How'd you get in here!

Sora: You left the pad open

Don Patch: Again? God...Well, anywho! REALLY SUPER EVIL AND MEAN AND REALLY COOL GROUP OF FIVE AGAINST YOUR FIVE!!

-they crash in through the door-

K_K: KAZE!!!

Kaze: OH SNAP!!! - runs away-

Don Patch: Uhhh, i guess its four now

Sora: Yeah

Kairi: Well im not suprised Namine can't keep her boyfriend safe cause she's a wimp...

Namine: OH BRING IT!!

Kairi: IT HAS ALREADY BEEN BROUGHT -snaps-

-they get into a big fight which takes them outside-

Sora: Well i guess its 2 against 4 then...

Wakka: I'll get them!! -throws a blitzball-

Atnihs: -hits it back and it hits it Wakka-

Wakka: DANG IT!!! We'll try this again! -throws one at Cloud's Shadow-

Cloud's Shadow: -hits it back and it hits Wakka again-

Wakka: OWWWW DANG IT NOT AGAIN -throws it again-

Every Heart: -does the same think as the others-

Wakka: RAWARRRAAA!!!! -throws it again-

TaokityxTheaxGem: -moves to the left and it bounces off the wall and hits Wakka and knocks him out-

Sora: Jeez i just want my keyblade thats in it!!

Don Patch: Keyblade? Uh oh...

---

Don Patch: Look guys im Sora and i can fly! -flys and hits the wall- Owww -drops breaks the keyblade- Oh shnaples

---

Don Patch: one second! -comes back with a carboard cut out- Uhh here it is?

Sora: Kewl! -takes it and skips away-

Don Patch: Well this was a short episode


THE END

[lonbilly]

hey a pic of Don Patch LOL scary.........


The five surviving warriors appeared in a dark room with a single t.v in it, with Don Patch watching it.

Don Patch: SUPER SUMO'S!!! FIGHTING EVERYDAY!!!! SUPER SUMO'S!!!

Sora: Time to give our wallets back Don Patch!

Don Patch: Say what? WHAT THE?!!?!? How'd you get in here!

Sora: You left the pad open

Don Patch: Again? God...Well, anywho! REALLY SUPER EVIL AND MEAN AND REALLY COOL GROUP OF FIVE AGAINST YOUR FIVE!!

-they crash in through the door-

K_K: KAZE!!!

Kaze: OH SNAP!!! - runs away-

Don Patch: Uhhh, i guess its four now

Sora: Yeah

Kairi: Well im not suprised Namine can't keep her boyfriend safe cause she's a wimp...

Namine: OH BRING IT!!

Kairi: IT HAS ALREADY BEEN BROUGHT -snaps-

-they get into a big fight which takes them outside-

Sora: Well i guess its 2 against 4 then...

Wakka: I'll get them!! -throws a blitzball-

Atnihs: -hits it back and it hits it Wakka-

Wakka: DANG IT!!! We'll try this again! -throws one at Cloud's Shadow-

Cloud's Shadow: -hits it back and it hits Wakka again-

Wakka: OWWWW DANG IT NOT AGAIN -throws it again-

Every Heart: -does the same think as the others-

Wakka: RAWARRRAAA!!!! -throws it again-

TaokityxTheaxGem: -moves to the left and it bounces off the wall and hits Wakka and knocks him out-

Sora: Jeez i just want my keyblade thats in it!!

Don Patch: Keyblade? Uh oh...

---

Don Patch: Look guys im Sora and i can fly! -flys and hits the wall- Owww -drops breaks the keyblade- Oh shnaples

---

Don Patch: one second! -comes back with a carboard cut out- Uhh here it is?

Sora: Kewl! -takes it and skips away-

Don Patch: Well this was a short episode


THE END

Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, and Shadow finally arrive at Hidden Leaf and find Don Patch.

Sonic: Don Patch, Sega has come for you

Tails: This can be done the

Knuckles: Easy way or

Shadow: The hard way

Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, and Shadow: -all of them run at Don Patch-

[kaze_krazy]

LOL run Don Patch run

Marluxia: Where could the Evil Five be!

Evil Five: Yo

Marluxia: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!! I TOLD YOU TO GET HOME BEFORE 7:00 p.m! And what do you do! Come back at 7:00:01!

Evil Five: Jeez i was just hanging out with the heartless

Marluxia: You know the heartless are a bad influence! Im going to speak to there fathers and your grounded!

Evil Five: Ah jeez, -runs up to there tower-

K_K: Well, im going to stalk Kaze

Atnihs: And im going to...-checks script- Uhhh, man i can't read your writing! Oh wait no i got it, change my weapon into a club and hit Shinta with it.

Cloud's Shadow: Im going to wail on 4Kids

Tao: and im going to brandish a dark keyblade all cool like

Every Heart: And im...going to do somethin or whatever

---

Cloud's Shadow's Night

-At the evil industry of 4Kids Entertainment-

Producer: Do Do DO Do do...

Cloud's Shadow: PROMEGADED JUICE MY BUTT!!!

-wails on everything in sight-

---

Kaze_Krazy's Night

-in Twilight Town at night-

Kaze: -whistles- Just walkin down the street with his awesome hair, chicks melting with wave of ma HAIR!

K_K: -is hiding in the shadows waiting to pounce-

Kaze: Wait...-sniffs the air- Fangirls...-takes out holy water- BRING IT CHUMPS!!

K_K: -jumps in the air and blocks the moon- KAZE!!

Kaze: AHHHHHHHHHH

---

Atnihs' Night

Atnihs: AH HA! Found you!!!

Shinta: YOU GOTTA HELP ME!! Bahamut is destorying this thread!

Atnihs: WAIT!!! If he destorys the thread then that means no seemingly randomness! I SHALL NOT FAIL!!!

Bahamut: -watching Super Sumo's- Heh heh, sumo's flying...heh heh

Atnihs: BAHAMUT!!! I CHALLENGE YOU!!

Bahamut: Again?

Atnihs: Hey, last time you cheated!

Bahamut: fine, -walks over and scratches his butt-

Atnihs: -starts wailing on him-

Bahamut: -knocks him away with a flick-

Atnihs: Truely evil...-goes to the T.V- ONE MOVE AND THE T.V GETS IT!!

Bahamut: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I surrender...

Atnihs: MUAHAHAHAHHAHA I prevail punk

---

Tao's Night

Tao: -goes on a rampage with the Cool, Dark Keyblade- MUUAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

---

Every Heart: -just typing online- What? You expected something cool, and funny? -pulls out a flute and starts playing-

Madam Octa: -comes up-

Every Heart: Wrong place spider person

Madam Octa: -crawls away-

Every Heart: -plays again and Don Patch comes-

Don Patch: Yo

Every Heart: DANG IT!! -hits Don Patch out the window, and starts playing again-

Heartless: Sup'

Every Heart: ATTACK THE CAMERA!!

Heartless: Do we have to? My kid's got a soccer game in a couple of minutes and i gotta leave

Every Heart: UGH, if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself..-smashes the camera with the flute-

The End!

[lonbilly]

Don Patch: Oh no, why does Sega what me.

Sonic: For stealing my look scumbag -runs around Don Patch around-

Don Patch: -faurts- Oh godd! I knew I shouldn't have eaten these magical beans.

Sonic: AAAUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!! -faints-

Knuckles- My turn!

[Shiraae]

Hahaha!

It's funny. sora's goin to Boot Camp. xD

[keybladewielder121]

Darn no ones posting too much here today....
SWOH: Whatever
Sora: Ice cream!
KBW121: Ice cream!

[kaze_krazy]

The Super Ultimate and Real K_K: Well, Don Patch can't make it today since he got beat up by a really tough looking guy. Then got pounded on by his two jerk friends. So im going to host this one

Everyone: K_K'S BACK!!! -huggles-

The Super Ultimate and Real K_K: NOOO HUGS BURN ME!!!! -dies-

Sora: Great job guys, you killed K_K

Riku: How come its always our fault!

Kairi: Yeah!

Sora: Cause im the main character i don't make mistakes!

Kairi: Well fine, cause your kicked out of our mansion!

Sora: What! You can't kick me out im the coolest main character out of all of you!

-gets launched out of a cannon-

---

Sora: Fine, those jerks. I can get a place of my own! Lets see...Kaze's place he's practically my twin -knocks on his door-

Kaze: Go away! Im in hiding!

Sora: from what?

Kaze: This crazy fan-girl!

Sora: Did you try holy-water?

Kaze: No dice

Sora: Hmmm, then i shouldn't have brough the whole fan club with me

Kaze Fan Club: ZOMG THERE'S KAZE!!!!

Kaze: SORA YOU JERK

-launches him out of a cannon-

---

Sora: Wakka's place should do it! -knocks on door-

Wakka: The blitzballs man! THE BLITZBALLS!! -goes into a feedle postion-

Sora: -backs away- Well, Tidus place should do it!

Tidus: Hey Sora! Wanna fight? OK!! -keeps wailing on Sora-

Sora: GET AWAY MIDGET!! -launches himself out of a cannon-

---

Sora: -hairs on fire- I have to stop using that cannon...anyways -doses the fire- King Mickeys castle should do it! -knocks on door-

Mickey: Hi Sora! Come on in!

Sora: Finally a normal place!

Mickey: Help yourself to the royal buffet!

Sora: KEWL! -runs to the buffet but, everything is cheese- Oh, cheese...

Mickey: Yeah! Don't you love this stuff?

Sora: -runs to the cannon and launches himself-

---

Sora: -brusied and smoking- I need a place to stay!

-Angel and Demon Sora appear on Sora's Shoulder-

Angel Sora: You should go back to Riku and Kairi and say your sorry

Demon Sora: Screw that! Keep looking!

Angel Sora: Why, i- demon puts hand over mouth-

Demon Sora: Didn't you think it was funny when ever he launched himself out of a cannon!

Angel Sora: -starts laughing- He's right Sora you should stay and keep looking

Sora: Uhh, ok?

-launches out of a cannon-

And through days and months Sora traveled around the universe launching himself out of a cannon. Angel and Demon Sora caught all of this and is being shown in the movie plex

Riku: Kairi look!

Kairi: So thats what sora's up to! Man, i feel sorry for him. Should we let him back?

Riku: Well, he has to pay for the cable

Kairi: Alright, lets go bargain

-a week later-

Sora: Thanks guys for bringing me back

Kairi: its cool, we just thought that launching yourself out of a cannon was annoying and the fact that you did it everyday is even more annoying

-knock on the door-

Riku: Who is it?

Cable Guy: Cable guy!

Riku: Sora, chop chop!

Sora: -walks to the door and hides his keyblade behind his back- One moment

-sound of Sora wailing on the Cable Guy is heard-

Riku: Its a good thing we said he could beat him up instead of paying

Kairi: Yep


Kairi: -is watching T.V-

T.V: Are you overweight?

Kairi: Heck no!

T.V: Well, you can look like these absoultely skeleton like models if you just sign up for 15.99 an month! You can be like them!

Kairi: -turns off a T.V- Pfft, i don't want to be a skeleton i'm way hotter in the second Kingdom Hearts -sweats and looks at the phone- No, im not going to! The game is out in...19 days and....AHHH I CANT WAIT THAT LONG!!! -goes to the phone-

-few days later-

Sora and Riku: -playin blitzball-

Kairi: Hey guys -is a skeleton with skin- Whats up?

Sora: MY GOD THE ALIENS ARE HERE! RIKU GET THE SHOTGUNS!!

Riku: IM ON IT!! -grabs a shotgun and starts launching a hail of fire at Kairi- YOU AINT TAKIN OUR PLANET!!!

Kairi: AHHHHH -runs away-

-few more days later-

Kairi: Jeez i thought people would think im hot now that im skinny i mean look at me now!

Lesson Learner Police: Were imformed that this show is teach kids a lesson and were here to stop it

Kairi: -runs- I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF THOSE GUYS!! Wait, what did Marluxia tell me...

Marluxia in a thought bubble: Sup, now...never take the blame. Always blame it on someone else

Axel: WHO CLOGGED THE TOILET!!

Marluxia: IT WAS LEXAUSE!

Axel: OH OK!

Marluxia: Alright now just take that advice i gotta go say sorry to Lexause! -thought bubble pops-

Lesson Learner Police: Are you the Destiny Islands show thats teaching kids a lesson?!!

Kairi: No, thats the "Life on Destiny Islands" Fan Fiction

Lesson Learner Police: Come on men! -they charge to the forums-

Kairi: Phew, well i guess I should go back to normal now. TO MCDONALDS!

-few days later-

Kairi: -is normal- Hey guys i'm back

Sora: WATCH OUT KAIRI ITS A MINEFIELD!!

Kairi: -stops- Minefields!! You set up minefields in the house!

Riku: Well we had to keep the aliens out!

Kairi: -sigh- whatever can you guys come over here to get lunch?

Riku and Sora: MCDONALDS!! -runs into the minefields and launch out of the roof- WAAAAAAAA

Kairi: Well -goes to the t.v- Time to watch T.V...-clicks the remote and it darkens-

The End!

[namine the nobody]

lol this is funny! :D :D :D

[keybladewielder121]

LOL still funny

[kaze_krazy]

Sorry im late! I got lost in the mysteries of life...

Sora: KAIRI PLEASE DATE ME!!!

Kairi: NO SORA!!!

Sora: COME ON!!!

Kairi: NOOO

Sora: Not even a pity date?

Kairi: Especially not a pity date!

Sora: -sighs and walks out-

-In the Twilight Town Bar-

Sora: -drowning his sorrows in milk- Man i seriously need a date...-sighs and gets up but knocks into a cute girl- JEEZ WOMAN!

Cute Girl: Sorry

Sora: -notices her hawtness- madagneoanflean

Cute Girl: Let me guess your one of those guys who think there 1337 arent you...

Sora: No No! Sorry its nothing but, are you ok?

Cute Girl: Yeah, my names is Jen!

Sora: And my name is Sora! Super cool hero with awesome hair!

Jen: And?

Sora: Uhhh, i got a keyblade?

Jen: KEWL!

-through the next days and nights they became boyfriend and girlfriend until one night...-

Jen: Thanks Sora for the fancy dinner

Sora: And thank you for coming! -they both walk up to Jen's door-

Jen: Wanna come inside?

Sora: Sure!

-they walk into her room and to Sora's horror he sees!!!-

Sora: -super gasp-

-theres canadian flags and hockey teams and pictures of canadian bacon on the wall!-

Sora: Your Canadian!!!!

Jen's Parents: -come in- WELCOME SORA EH?

Sora: AHHHHHHHHH -jumps out the window-

Jen: SORA!

Sora: -is lying on the ground and lifts his hand up- I'm ok!

-the next night Sora is at the Twilight Town Bar-

Sora: -drowning his sorrows in milk- GIMME ANOTHER!!

Kaze: No can do Sora, thats yer fiftith and im runnin out of cows!

Cow: NO MORE NO MORE!!

Don Patch: -Comes in- Sup' Chuck

Kaze: Its Kaze

Don Patch: Whatever chuck, anyways gimme a soda

Kaze: ITS CHUCK I MEAN KAZE ER EAHHHHHhH -goes nuts-

Don Patch: Whats wrong Sora?

Sora: It turns out my girlfriend is Canadian...

Don Patch: Thats whats bumming you out? Well just go back to her and say, "Look i'm sorry for earlier and it just kinda freaked me out but, we can make the relationship work. But if you push that ham on me i'm hightailing it out!"

Sora: Thanks Don Patch! Your a good friend

Don Patch: Glad to help Chuck!

Sora: ... -leaves-

-the next day-

Sora: well i'm so glad it worked out

Jen: Yeah

Sora: And it took a freaky orange sonic to teach me that

Jen: Freaky orange sonic?

Sora: Yeah Don Patch. Why?

Jen: Nothing! Nothing!

Sora: -eyes close in- Im going to visit Don Patch...

Jen: -going crazy-

-in the bar-

Sora: DON PATCH!

Don Patch: Sup' Chuck

Sora: What was your relationship with Jen!

Don Patch: Its nothin yo,

Sora: -Takes out oblivion-

Don Patch: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!! Were in a art class together

Sora: ART! NOOOOOOOOOOO -runs away-

Don Patch: Wanna go out?

Jen: Sure!

The End!

[keybladewielder121]

LOL funny!:D

[kaze_krazy]

Riku: No way im not doing it!

Marluxia: Come on! If your going to be in the organization you have to have a X in your name!

Riku: You can't change my name! The ladies love the name Riku...

Marluxia: Well it was better then my orginal name....

Riku: What was it?

Marluxia: Piggies poopie pie

Riku: .....im....going, now..

-in Twilight Town-

Riku: Ah man, i don't have a evil organization to join now. I should ask Don Patch for counsel.

Don Patch: hmmm there is another side...and another story...which i just watched.

Riku: So what do i do?

Don Patch: -chuckles- Why my gang of course!

Riku: YOU HAVE A GANG!

Don Patch: Of course i do, tis the "Wiggin Gang" everyone in there is a fan of Don Patch

Riku: WOW!!! Lets go to the headquarters then!

-in the headquarters-

Riku: HELLO!!!! -echoes- wow, i guess you havent got many fans

Don Patch: -crying in the corner- Rub it in why don't ya!

-suddenly Don Patch followers come out-

DPF: Sir are you ok!

Don Patch: -jumps up and does a air kick- Yeah im feelin AWESOME!

Riku: -is in the shadows waiting to be seen- uhh so can i join?

Don Patch: Why of course you can but you must answer the riddle of the Patchness....

Riku: -thinking- If I know Don Patch like I do then it must be a riddle that is unimaginably tough!

Don Patch: Why is 6 afraid of 7!

DPF: -super gasp-

Riku: Your kidding me,

Don Patch: I know I know i should have never given you a tough one!

Riku: uhh, cause 7 ate(8) 9?

DPF: -heart attacks-

Don Patch: Ah man, this is why i never use that riddle! -slaps the Don Patch follower-

DPF: -jumps up and does a air kick- AWESOME SIR!

Riku: COME ON THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A KINGDOM HEARTS SHOW!

Don Patch: Oh, well lets just get Sora and Kairi in here. -pulls them in the stage and tapes them to the wall- NOW THAT YOU ARE TRAPED WE WILL COMPLETE OUR WORLD DOMINATION!!!

Riku: YES NOW WE GETTIN WITH THE EVIL!!

Don Patch: Riku toture them with this -throws a green onion to Riku- That is the DON PATCH HAMMER!!! Use it well...-leaves

Riku: -eats it once he leaves- Now, lets go

Sora: What why?

Riku: I don't know its fun to ditch him

Kairi: But wont he notice your gone?

Riku: Already got it covered -takes out a Riku doll-

Riku Doll: I am so awesome. I am so awesome. Look at my hair. Worship me. Worship me.

Kairi: OH MY GOD WHICH ONE'S WHICH!!

Riku: Its me stupid

Riku Doll: No its me

Riku: Hey you cant say that, its not in the manuel!

Riku Doll: Shut it

Sora: Well there's only one test...you must turn around...

Riku: -turns around-

Riku Doll: -stands still-

Kairi: phew, ok thats Riku, now lets go..

-they all leave-

Don Patch: -comes back- I brought juice! Huh? HI RIKU!

Riku Doll: Rule the World, Rule the World

Don Patch: Good idea! lets go rule the world!

The End....?

[keybladewielder121]

Lol!
:d :d

[kaze_krazy]

Sora: -at school- WOOOOO we have Gym next!

Riku: Man, i hate gym. Its so annoying

Kairi: Well its raining so were probably play Dodgeball

Sora: Dodgeball! WOOOOO

-in Gym-

Evil Gym Teacher: Now were going to pick teams Sora your a Captain and Wimpy McWimp your a captain

Wimpy McWimp: Ah man...

Sora: I pick....The Super mean and tough looking guy who has no regard to the rules of dodgeball.

The Super Mean and Tough Looking Guy Who Has No Regard to the Rules of Dodgeball: -grunts-

Sora: And I pick Don Patch and 20 other kids

Don Patch: Oh yeah!

Wimpy McWimp: I pick Kairi and Riku and the last 20 kids

Evil Gym Teacher: DODGEBALLL!!!!!!!

-the game has begun...-

Super Mean Tough Guy: SUPER MEATTIE MAC PIES!!! -dodgeballs are hitting him yet he doesnt care, and just keeps wailing on the other team-

Don Patch: Is it ok for him to do that, I mean shouldn't he be out?

Sora: SSHHHHH shut up! We don't want him hearing that!

Wimpy McWimp: Uhh gym teacher, isn't he breaking the rules?

Evil Gym Teacher: You must have forgot i said we were playing the no rules version of Dodgeball

Wimpy: You never said-

Evil Gym Teacher: BOMBARDMENT!! -nails Wimpy in the head-

-the raging battle ends-

Evil Gym Teacher: Sora's team wins!

Sora: YEAH ALRIGHT!!!

Super Mean Tough Guy: -grunts-

Evil Gym Teacher: You know Sora, your team has the skill to go into the "Underground No Rules Dodgeball League"

Sora: No rules? Wait then how do you win?

Evil Gym Teacher: You just wail on the other team until they're dead or knocked out.

Sora: COOL!

-In the Underground-

Announcer: Welcome to the Underground No Rules Dodgeball League! Im that Announcer Guy and we going to have the teams, "EMO NO LIFE" against the "Wig Out" Team!

Emo No Life: AH man were never gonna win...

Sora: MURDER THEM!!!

Emo No Life: YAY!

-the game ends-

Announcer: Dang that was quick! Well anyways what will the Wig Out Team's next victim be? Click in next time to DESTINY ISLAND REALITY SHOW!

-applause-

The End

[keybladewielder121]

lol a team that kicks ass....
PIE IS EEEEVUUL more EEEEEVuL thn MCDONALDS!

[kaze_krazy]

lol a team that kicks ass....
PIE IS EEEEVUUL more EEEEEVuL thn MCDONALDS!

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE EEEEEEEVUL THEN MCDONALDS AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!..........wait i tho u loved pie?!?!?!


Announcer: The "Wig Out" Team's next opponent is...what the...uh, their next opponent is the Breakfast Club. -whispers the the guy next to him- The Breakfast Club?

Sora: Everyone meet our two new members! Kairi and Riku!

Riku and Sora: Sup

Sora: NOW Ladies and Gentlemen...and Don Patch...our new enemy is the breakfast club!

Riku: WOOOO I can finally catch a leperchaun!

Kairi: I have just the plan to win!

-they huddle together and talk-

Announcer: NOW ALL TEAMS TO THE RING OF DEATH!!!

-the teams are all on an elevator that rises from the floor-

Announcer: Let me introduce our fist team!

Sora! A hero in his own universe and the main character to Kingdom Hearts!

Riku! That guy with the awesome hair!

Kairi! She's hot!

And The Super mean and tough looking guy who has no regard to the rules of dodgeball!

The Super mean and tough looking guy who has no regard to the rules of dodgeball: -grunts-

and twenty other extras who dont matter.

Extra's: HEY!

Announcer: AND THE RIVAL TEAM!!! TTTTTTHHHHHHHEEEEEEE BREAKFAST CLUB!!!!

There's Tony the Tiger! Lucky! That silly rabit on crack! Toucan Sam and Pop and Crackle! SNAP(Happy now? Gosh so many people want correctness in sentences, gosh) is resting in the heavens...

Crackle: To Snap! -sniffle-

Announcer: READY? DODGEBALL!!!

-dodgeballs fly through the air as people die or come back from be knocked out-

Mean, Tough guy: SUPER PIIIGGGGGGEEE!! -roars- PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Breakfast Club: Man we cant win against that!!!

Kairi: Hey Trix Rabbit look what I got...-holds up Trix box-

Trix Rabbit: -studdering- T-T-TRIX!!! -races to there team-

Tony the Tiger: -gets hit- IM GRRRRRRR DEAD! -dies-

Lucky: Im gonna have to use my lucky charm gun!! -shoots lucky charm marshmellows- EAT MARSHMELLOWS!

-they weakly bounce off everyone-

Lucky: Oh man -gets nailed in the nuts-

-The Breakfast Club has died-

Announcer: THE WINNER IS "WIG OUT!" TEAM!!!

Dude: Dude, caps lock

Announcer: I CAN'T ITS STUCK!!!

Sora: We won! Yeah we rock!

To Be continued

[keybladewielder121]

yea I kno bu' I love Ice Cream no'
you know I alaways wondered how hagrid from harry p could talk like this...

[kaze_krazy]

lol same here when i watch the movies it hard to understand what he saying

[keybladewielder121]

hagrid eeeevul
makes peeeople duuuumb

[kaze_krazy]

stupid eeeevul hagrid, pie and MCDONALDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sora: Ok men our next team is the Evil Five! There so evil and cool, they don't need twenty extras show in the background getting wailed on!

Everyone: -gasp-

Don Patch: hmmm -has a scar on his left eye- They are indeed evil...

Sora: HEY! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SCAR!!

Don Patch: The Evil Five gave it to me...on one fateful day...


-SUPER KEWL FLAAASHBAAACK!-

(Narrator)Don Patch: -is narrating- I was walking through the ice cream shop when i saw the evil five!

Evil Five: -standing together like those guys in the Kids Next Door show- I DEMAND VANILLA! -while talking in unison-

Ice Cream Dude: IM SORRY BUT WERE OUT!

Don Patch: Do not fear! I have vanilla! -takes it out-

Evil Five: Give us the ice cream!

Don Patch: Never!

(Narrator) Don Patch: Thats when we had a horrible battle to the death...

Evil Five and Don Patch: -sissy fight-

(Narrator) Don Patch: But then the unthinkable happened

Don Patch: Hey guys i got these really cool scar tatoos! Want one!

Evil Five: OK!

Don Patch: HERE YOU GO! -drops one and it papercut scars his left eye- AHHHHHHHH

-flashback-

Kairi: What a story! Was the battle horrible

Don Patch: Yes...yes it was.

Are the Evil Five that tough? Isn't Don Patch's new scar awesome! And what is the sound of one hand clapping? Click in next time to a hopefully longer episode!

[keybladewielder121]

LOL flash back

[kaze_krazy]

Announcer: Welcome to the final showdown for the grand champion!

Its the Evil Five, against -drumroll- "TEAM WIGGIN!"

Evil Five: Hmmm, the only person we need to worry about is that really tough looking guy.

Really tough looking guy: -grunts-

Evil Five: But we have something to keep him occupied. DEVON!

Devon: yeah...

Evil Five: Dodge anything he throws at you!

Devon: whatever...

---

Don Patch: Alright we just need to watch out for that Devon kid! I heard he dodges like freaking awesome. Though i brought one of our old enemies...RAY!

Ray: Yeah...

Don Patch: Were gonna use you as a sheild!

Ray: Whatever...

Don Patch: And all of you extras! Form a wall with him!

---

Announcer: TEAMS GET READY TO DODGEBALL!!!! FIGHT!

-the wall of extras are getting pounded on yet still holding up-

Sora: Take out the Krazy Lady!!!

Kaze_Krazy: Kaze?! Are you in there!

Sora: If we say yes then you have to join us...

Kaze_Krazy: OOOOOO I'LL JOIN!!! -runs over to there team-

Kairi: WE GOT ONE OF YOUR OWN!!! HAHAHAHAH

Evil Four: Dang it, hey Riku! Look what we got!!! -holds up super awesome shampoo/conditioner-

Riku: Now my hair will be awesome forever! -runs over to there team-

Evil Five: HA!

Don Patch: FINE! Wall move forward!

-the wall backs them up to a wall-

Sora: HA!

BoBoBoBoBoBo: Now its time to end this!

Don Patch: NO ITS!!!111one!oneoneone!!!1- BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOB...Bo!

BoBoBoBoBoBo: -throws a dodgeball straight into Don Patch's face and then swings away on a rope-

Kairi and Sora: OH NO DON PATCH!!!

Don Patch: Its ok, but i want you guys to know that my scar...

Kairi and Sora: -kwying- Yes Don Patch?

Don Patch: a tattoo!

Kairi and Sora: You jerk your not cool at all -they start kicking him-

Sora: Thats it, lets end it! EXTRAS!! Throw the volley and finish them!

Extras: -take out a hidden dodgeball and nail the evil five-

Announcer: AND THE WINNER IS!!! THE EVIL FIVE!

Sora: WHAT!!

Announcer: They get to win since they have Riku and really cool black trenchcoats...

Sora: WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT

---

Don Patch: The moral of the story is...dont mess with the cool kids.

The End

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

Uh good stuff, almost made me crack a smile.

[kaze_krazy]

^^ that a first

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

Yeah, but I didn't smile...almost but no

[kaze_krazy]

fine its a first for "almost" then

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

Well continue your story, I guess, maybe you'll get a smile -Leaves-

[kaze_krazy]

lol i better get one >.<.............




Sora: I have to get Kairi to go out with me!!! I know!

-In the Pride Lands-

Sora: Monkey dude! Get your ass out here!

Rafiki: Yeah?

Sora: I need to get this girl to like me but first i want to know what she likes so can you transform me into the super adorable lion cub version of me?

Rafiki: Yeah yeah...-grabs some advil and a pepsi and grinds them together- Here, now go away you spikey hair freak

Sora: I'll get you one day you crazy monkey...one day...-drinks it and transforms into the lion cub Sora- COOL! I can move faster! -dashes away-

-Back on Destiny Island-

Kairi: Hmmm, where's Sora? He usually asks me out right now

Sora: -runs up to Kairi- Rawr!

Kairi: Aren't you adorable! You look awfully familiar...

Sora: No I don't!

Kairi: OK! -skips away with Lion Sora- I'll name you...Rora! Since you have that awesome neckchain that Sora has!

Sora: Rawr! -Thinks- So she likes my neckchain! I told Normura that the necklace brought in the ratings...

Kairi: Well i built you this bed! Now if you want to leave from time to time thats good! I'll understand!

Sora: Rawr!

Kairi: Could you say meow? Rawr is getting kinda annoying.

Sora: Oh, ok ummm....Meow!

Kairi: Awesome!

-the next day-

Kairi: Have you guys seen Rora?

Sora: Nope! -is wearing a new neckchain-

Kairi: Awesome neckchain!

Sora: -thinks- W00t!

Kairi: Well i have to go find Rora

[Yoto]

im crachin up XD hahahahahahhahaha ow my ribs CRACK XD hahahahhahahaha ow ahhahahahahahahaha

[RikuRules999]

I like them all.Can I be a guest star to.(Or play as a character)

[kaze_krazy]

don't hurt yourself Yoto XD and yeah RikuRules999 u can join



K_K: Don Patch was asking out Ollete and is now in the hospital for "Slaponious Majorus" Or commonly known as...repeated slaps in the face.

K_K: Also for you ppl that have replied at every episodes here's a hilarious wallpaper that the creators from my favorite web-comic "Penny Arcade" created http://www.penny-arcade.com/docs/gabe/pooh.jpg

Sora: Now that Kingdom Hearts 2 is out we all get awesome outfits!

Kairi: Yeah and were much older!

Riku: -hiding behind a black screen- Why can't I be seen!

Kairi: Because your appearance will ruin everything!

Sora: Yeah...

Riku: Ah man! I'm going back to the Organization

Sora: What a loser...

Kairi: I know...

Sora: Anyways, On with the episode!

Normura: -drinking a martini- Woah Woah Woah...you guys can't start the show

Sora: Why not?

Normura: Because I sold the show!

Kairi and Sora: WHAT!!!

Normura: Well we need the money to fund our....
Spoiler:
Kingdom Hearts 3!

Sora: HEY! Thats cool!

Spoiler: Kairi is hawt

Kairi: -reads it- Hey!

Sora: SORRY! Please dont be mad, please dont be mad!

Kairi: So who did you sell it to?!

Normura: Well...-w00t flashback!-

-Normura and 4kids in a poker game-

Normura: I bet you Destiny Island Reality Show!

4kids: -wins the game- Heh heh! ANOTHER SHOW TO RUIN!!!

Normura: NOOOOOOOO What have i done? I destroyed the best show! Wait...i can say i didn't do it...but i'll need a scape goat

Don Patch: Sup guys

Normura: DON PATCH HOW COULD YOU!!!

Don Patch: ZOMG ZOMG!!!! Wait, what did I do?

Normura: YOU SOLD THE SHOW TO 4KIDS!

Don Patch: THAT DON PATCH IS SO EVIL!! IM GOING TO GET HIM!!! Wait...im-

-flashback inflitrated-

Kairi: WERE GONNA KILL YOU DON PATCH -starts strangling him-

Sora: -smacks Don Patch with the keyblade- NOW WE'll HAVE TO GET A CRUDDY RAP SONG AS OUR THEME!

Everyone: -cries-

-the next episode-

YO! Keyblade Keyblade! Uh Oh!!
His name is Sora! Thats keyblader masta!
Gonna destroy the evil darkness!!
He's gotta keyblade!
How did that happen?
Yo yo Yo!! It appeared in his hand!
Yo YO Yo Yo yo...

Sora: I CAN'T TAKE IT!!! IM gonna commit Seppoku!

Kairi: Alright! You go first!

Don Patch: -hobbling over in a box with iron bars- Look guys i just want to say im innocent! It was Normura!

Kairi: Gasp! I knew it! GET NORMURA!!!

-in the super ultimate SquareSoft(cause they never should have joined with Nintendo...)-

Sora: GET HIM!!!!

Everyone: -attacks Normura-

Normura: Ha! You can't defeat me!

Kairi: Well...-takes his martini- HA! Destroy the deal or the martini gets it!

Normura: But thats my trademark item! Without it, i'll just be...Normura!

Kairi: Destroy the deal...

Normura: Ok, Ok!!! -burns his desk- Its done...just gimme the martini!

Kairi: -gives it to him-

Normura: -hugs it- My precious...

Sora and Kairi: Freak...

The End

[RikuRules999]

Is that the last one.

[kaze_krazy]

no i just continue this fanfic with a different story to it

[RikuRules999]

oh,ok then.

[icy14]

thats a classic s story

[kaze_krazy]

thanks everyone ^^




-In Castle Oblivion-

Marluxia: -playing with his hair-

Xemnas: -barges in and is covered in shadows- Im the new leader of this group now!

Marluxia: HAH! I can't even see your hair but i know mine is better then yours so that means im the leader!

Xemnas: -shadows go away-

Marluxia: DANGIT!

-on Destiny Islands-

Sora: Hey guys!

Riku and Kairi: Hey Sora!

-Marluxia flies through the air and nails Sora-

Riku and Kairi: -does that eye popping out thing that Beauty does-

Marluxia: Ow

Sora: -sticks a hand out of a ground- HEY MARLUXIA!

-few hours later-

Kairi: Wow, what a story. I still cant believe he launched you out of a cannon!

Sora: Yeah...HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO BEAT THAT FREAK!!!

Riku: Remember Sora? That was all on set

Sora: OH! I knew that...i was just testing you...

Marluxia: Well anyways the only people on my side are, Larxane, Zexion and Axel.

Sora: What about Vexen?

Marluxia: I dont want an ugly person with poor hair on my side! WAIT!

-at Roxas' house-

Roxas: Do do do do do, just making some cookies, do do do do doooo...

Marluxia: -crashes through the window in the Organization Mobile- Roxas! Get your butt in here!

Roxas: YES SIR! -jumps in-

Marluxia: ORGANIZATION MOBILE! AWAY!!!

-pops a wheelie and drives into the sunset-

Xigbar: Guys come get your sandwiches!

Saix: ....

Xaladin, Luxord and Demyx: YAY!

-The Organization Mobile crashes through the window and lands on the organization members-

Marluxia: Xemnas! GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE!

Saix: ......!!!! -goes beserk-

Zexion: ......

Saix: .....?!

-they both fight to the death-

Marluxia: AXEL LARXANE! Lets...MOVE!

To Be Continued...

[Yoto]

I like them all.Can I be a guest star to.(Or play as a character)

can i too??? plz????????????????????????

[kaze_krazy]

can i too??? plz????????????????????????

yeah sure you can

[Yoto]

yay!... but what ill be??? 0_o

[RikuRules999]

In the next one can I be in it.

[kaze_krazy]

"It was 2:43 a.m and I just got out of the office, i walked down the darkened streets. I came to a halt when i saw Sora jaywalking, Don Patch ran up to him and said it was illigeal. Sora ran to the Twilight Town Bar to drown his sorrows in milk, poor kid. After that little scene I walked to the barber and saw Don Patch walk out with Riku's hairstyle, i saw Riku staring at Don Patch once he passed him. I thought nothing of it until I heard the crime. Bang...the sound roared through the night sky like a wolf crying to the moon. I turned around quickly and saw Riku running away from the shot body of Don Patch. "

"Which is why I and RikuRules999 brought you three suspects to this dark and rather antique room." Sora, Riku, and Kairi were seated in the room, looking at each other suspicously. The speaker, RikuRules999, he studied the room and the took a long drag from his pipe. "First I shall start with...Sora!" Sora gasped and the looked around. "Fine, i'll tell you my side of the story..."

"As you probably know K_K, I was jaywalking down the street when Don Patch ran up to me and said what I was doing was illiegal. And me, and my awesomeness self I simply started to continued jaywalking-" RikuRules999slammed his fist on the table. "Alright...so I cried and ran to the Twilight Town Bar. Though I didn't kill Don Patch." RikuRules999 laughed, "Hah! Where is your proof! Sora took out a small piece of paper and RikuRules999 swiped it from his hand. "A ticket for crashing your gummi-ship into the clocktower, officer remarks: You can't get drunk off milk...Well your story checks out. Now the next to give there story is Riku!" Riku sighed and leaned back into the chair.

"Alright now here's my story. I was staring at myself in the mirror when i realized I was grew my first grey hair. Panic strikened I ran out of my house in denial. I ran to the barber when i spotted Don Patch, with my hair style, the only way to keep my hair awesome was to steal Don Patch's new hair. I took out my keyblade and came behind Don Patch when he was shot. I screamed and wet myself and ran away."RikuRules999's eye twitched, "Thank you for that last bit of info...now Kairi!" Kairi rolled her eyes and tapped on a bed she was sitting on, "You know, just because this is my room and im sitting in it doesnt mean you should question me." a smirk ran across RikuRules999's face, "Which is why I wanted to point out, why does it say 'Kill Don Patch' on your calendar with a big star around it." Kairi started sweating, "Oh, that was abbreivation, i meant Dante Patch." RikuRules999 slammed his fist on the table, "I WANT THE TRUTH!" she pounded her hand on the table also. "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"RikuRules999 held up pictures of Kairi picking her nose. "I think these will change your opinion!" Kairi gasped, "Where did you get those!" RikuRules999 laughed, "You have them all over your floor..." Kairi looked on the ground and she was standing in a puddle of imcriminating photos.

"Darnit! So i'll tell you what really happened...I was in my room reading over my shows that i've been in when i realized that I barely have any dialouge in this show! I was so angry I grabbed my NERF gun and waited for Don Patch to be unsuspecting. Until I realized he stayed up to 2 o'clock my aim started to stink. I ran outside and aimed for Don Patches heart hoping to give him a heart attack. I shot and hit his eye and he fell down. Riku, unfortuanatly was at the scene but didn't notice me, ran away. I knew that this didn't kill him but, I wanted people to think that I killed him so I put a sticky note on him that said. "Dead" and it worked! Now that fool is barryed in the earth and can't get out! MUAHAHHAHAhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH-" Don Patch barrged into the room, "I don't think so!" Kairi gasped, "Don Patch! When did you-How did you- WHAT IS GOIN ON HERE!" Don Patch smiled, "You seemed to forget that I am a world class digger and cofin breaker out-of. Kairi's mouth dropped, "Man, you guys suck."

The End!

[Skye Wielder of Heaven]

I see you changed your whole writing concept, anyway that was funny.

[kaze_krazy]

no i was bored so i wrote it that way..................

[RikuRules999]

Thanks for adding me to the story.

[TheOmegaWeapon]

omg i love your show. i read it whenever i get on and laugh every time omg it's funny. btw, can i be in? (is a noob)

[kaze_krazy]

sure you can join You know, that comic made me realize somethin...I NEED TO GET BACK ON TRACK!!!

Normura: Alright now Sora since your getting new clothes and new keyblades...and new worlds your gonna have to go through the Dive thingy.

Sora: WOOOOO! I get to see the giant heartless dude again!

Normura: Sadly...he and the Heartless can't make it, so you'll have to face a "MYSTERY ENEMY!!!'

Sora: BRING IT ON!!! I CAN TAKE ANYTHANG!

Normura: Alright just go to sleep tonight and we'll take care of everything.

Sora: W00t! I'll go get my jamies on!

-tonight-

Sora: Alright I can't wait! -falls asleep-

-cool looking introduction-

Sora: BRING IT ON MYSTERY ENEMIES!!

-a million dusk appear-

Sora: Ah man...-roars and charges- BRING IT ON!!!

-after endless fighting-

Sora: -panting- WOOOOO I RULE!!!! PUNKS!!!

-Twilight Thorn appears-

Sora: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!

-Twilight Thorn smashes the area Sora is in and Sora presses a button that appears in front of him-

Sora: -starts moving on his own and does super cool stunts- What the?!

Normura: -is like Obiwan in Star Wars- Use the Reaction Button...

Sora: So what does it do?

Normura: Well your to out of shape to do these stunts so we put a chip in your butt that makes you move on your own.

Sora: Oh, well this is awesome!! -goes through the fight pressing the button without doing damage to it.

Normura: Uh, you still need to fight it

Sora: -stops in midair- WHAT?! Man, forget this then... -walks off the stage and appears in the mansion- What a waste of time...

Normura: -on set- Well, i guess we can get Roxas to the scene. -drinks his martini-

Don Patch: So that is why Roxas does the scene instead of Sora. Thank you for watching, "Mysterys of Life with Don Patch" -sips some tea-

You know, that comic made me realize somethin...I NEED TO GET BACK ON TRACK!!!

-Sora, Axel, Larxane, and Marluxia marched towards the huge castle now installed by Xemnas-

Axel: WOOOAH!!!! That castle is huge man!

Larxane: Its much bigger then Castle Oblivion!

Axel and Larxane: Maybe we should rethink our sides...

Marluxia: -smacks them on the head- HEY! You guys can't think! Your lackeys!

Axel: Man I was so much cooler in Kingdom Hearts 2....

Larxane: At least you got to live into Kingdom Hearts 2, though I think many cried when i died!

Axel: Dude, you just disappeared. My death was more sad, i helped Sora get his girl back and his friend and then they all lived happily ever after.

Marluxia: SHUT UP YOU FOOLS! He's already gotten his really cool dragon thing up!

Sora: Yeah! You fools!

-they charge into The Castle That Never Was meanwhile...-

Saix: ...........(Translation: If I had a heart it would be like ROFL!)

Zexion: -lying on the ground defeated- ...........(Translation: Man, you stink!)

-back on the top of the Castle-

Xemnas: Now with my ultimate fist...I shall send this universe into oblivion -runs to the door-

Random Dusk: -pops up and trips him- Uh sir i just got this Kingdom Hearts 2 game for my birthday should I throw it out?

Xemnas: -trips and his hand taps the game- NOOOOOO YOU FOOOL!!!!

-the whole universe gets sucked into Kingdom Hearts 2-

To be continued...

[keybladewielder121]

lol kh2 is undergoing....

[Helix: The True Hero]

*Twitches*...

[kaze_krazy]

-A blinding flash wakes Sora up-

Sora: Oh snap where am I?

Goofy and Donald: -laughing-

Sora: What are you fools laughing about!

Goofy: Sora don't you remember us?

Sora: Yeah I do but, when did we start filming Kingdom Hearts 2 again?

Donald: He must still tired from his sleep

Sora: Sleep? Oh man...dont tell me i havent -looks at his clothes- Ah crud...

-Goes to the Usual Spot-

Hayner: What do you punks want?!

Sora: What you wanna start somethin?

Hayner: BRING IT!

-they get into a fight while Goofy and Donald talk to Pence and Ollete-

Pence: Nice to meet ya, im Pence

Ollete: And im Ollete

Sora: Man Omlette your hot!

Ollete: -face turns dark- ITS NOT OMLETTE!!! -starts wailing on Sora also-

Pence: So who are you guys?

Goofy: Im Goofy!

Donald: And im Donald!

Pence: Whos the idiot?

Goofy: Oh thats Sora, but he normally doesnt act like this.

Sora: -is hanging upside from the roof- When I get down im gonna kill you two!

Hayner and Ollete: SHUT IT!

-somewhere at the station-

Mickey: -comes out of the train- I've got to find Sora and the others...

Hayner: -kicks Goofy, Sora and Donald out of the Usual Spot-

Sora: Man that guy was a jerk...

Goofy: Well lets go see if that train can take us out of here

Donald: Yeah!

-goes to the train station-

Sora: Man i need more excerise...

-endless dusks appear-

Sora: I HATE YOU NORMURA!!!!

-they fight on and on and theres only 4 more left-

Sora: Dang im to tired...

-mickey appears and jumps from the tower! But flies over them and over the ledge of the area-

Donald and Goofy: THE KING!!!

Sora: I think he's dead...

-mickey appears again and kills the dusk-

Sora: Well, I was wrong

Mickey: -is bleeding- Take the train it will no where to go

Sora: When has a train ever known where to go

Mickey: SHUT IT! -hands them a pouch-

Sora: 5000 munney! Man where the heck have you been betting?

Mickey: No, i just stole it from the second universe's ollete

Sora: YOU STOLE FROM THAT OMLETE CHICK!! MAN! You must be tricky

Mickey: JUST GET YOUR DANG BUTTS ON THE TRAIN!!!

Sora: Jeez sorry...

-goes to the train-

Sora: Finally...

Donald and Goofy: -puts there seatbelts on- You should put your seatbelt on Sora,

Sora: Seatbelts are for squares

-the train shoots out like a rocket-

Donald and Goofy: WEEEEEEE

Sora: -hits the wall- AHHHHHHH

-the train stops suddenly-

Sora: -flies back and hits the other wall- I hate you Normura...

-they appear at Yen Sids house-

Donald: Hey whats that!

Don Patch*: -has a heartless symbol on his head and is walking around-

Goofy: A HEARTLESS!!

Sora: wait a second, -takes out the strategy guide- Lets see...Don Patch drops...FENRIR!! -charges Don Patch-

Don Patch: AHHH -teleports-

Sora: Man...i'll get fenrir one day...-smacks the ground-

Donald: Come on Sora

-in Yen Sids Tower-

Yen Sid: -turns around- YES?!

Sora: AHHHH YOUR EYES ARE SCARY!!!

Yen Sid: -turns Sora into a chicken-

Goofy: Master Yen Sid! Thats the keyblade master

Yen Sid: ....well don't expect me to turn him back just cause he has a keyblade

Donald: Well we need to know what to expect on our journey.

Yen Sid: Alright here are the many people: Nobodies, Heartless and the Organization

Donald and Goofy: ORGANIZATION 13!!!

Yen Sid: You can just say the Organization and save some breath.

Donald and Goofy: Sorry

Yen Sid: -transforms Sora back- Go into the room and get your new duds

Sora: Finally...

-in the dressing room-

Red Fairy: Now, there are your new clothes. Now these are special and allow you to change form with your friends

Sora: Seriously?

Green Fairy: Yes

-Goofy and Donald are daydreaming and not listening-

Sora: MASTER FORM! -turns yellow-

-Donald and Goofy disappear-

Sora: Finally...-transforms back to normal-

Donald and Goofy: HOLY CRUD WHERE DID WE GO!

Sora: Hey whats up with this!

Blue Fairy: You can only go in these forms for a few minutes unless you can become skilled using them.

Sora: Cool!

So off they began there journey yet again...

[keybladewielder121]

LOL part 2

*in hollow bastion*
Sora: *sees heartless walking around* see I told you that heartless are now fighting with us!:D
Donald: Sora you idiot they are our enemies.....come to think of it you turned into a heartless......that means! *begins to use thundaga on sora 3x*
Sora: Donald! I'm not heartless anymore!
Goofy: A-hyuck
Sora: *sees Screwed mcduck*
Donald: Uncle Screwed!
Scrooge: Money Money Money! must make perfect sea salt ice cream money money money......

WAIT ICE CREAM!!!!!!
aNYWAYS....

Sora: goes to the second location
*nobodies appear*
sora:Final form! *turns to a heartless instead of the antiform*
Sora: crude
*dies*
Continue?
Don Patch: hits x button Hell yeah!
*nobodies appear*
Sora:Fight!
*Yuffie shows up*
Yuffie: Sora OMG you look better than HBK now!
HBK: now wait a darn moment!
Sora:no wait HBK much ccoler *gives hbk the same sora clothes*
Yuffie: HBK!!!!! *grabs HBK and leaves* oh yeah go to the burrow....
*in the burrow*
Ron Weasley: who the heck are you.....Expeliarmus!
Yuffie: oops wrong burrow....the next one
*in the other burrow*
Sora: Leeeeeooon!
Leon: Sooooora *hits sora in the head* stop acting stupid!
Merlin: for heavens sake sora have you forgotten about magic?
Aerith: good to see you again
Sid: judgement day is near.....(forgot what he said lol)
Leon:to the bailey now!
*in the bailey*
Leon:blada blada blada
Sora bla bla bla
*nobodies appear*
*defeats nobodies*
*organization shows up*
Sora: Hey are you guys emo why are you dressed like that
Xemnas: KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!KINGDOM HEARTS!
Sora:So what about it?
Organization: *laughs then leaves*
Sora: *reads membership card*I'm a member of visa international wait...is tha-
*card glows*
Keyhole appears
Sora: *does cool stunts* *shoots miss* wait uhhh......*gets a sniper scope*
there! *shoots and hits*
Sora: gotta leave
leon and the rest: DONT EVER COME BACK AGAIN!

ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!ICE CREAM!!!!!!

[kaze_krazy]

In the Land of the Dragons

Mulan: Jeez mushu, i really dont want to do this

Mushu: No! You have to so you can reclaim your family's honor!

-Sora, Donald and Goofy appear-

Sora: EVIL DEMON! -charges Mushu's shadow-

Mushu: say what-

Sora: -nails him- Wait a second...-holds him up- Its just a lizard...well i guess we found dinner!

Mulan: Uh, excuse me thats my family guardian...and he's a dragon

Sora: -looks at him- Ok...were going to have fried dragon then

Mushu: Wait a second...Sora! Hows it going man!

Donald: Yeah sora do you remember him?

-flashback-

Mushu: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!

Sora: -drinking soda- WAAAA I dont want to!

-flashback over-

Sora: No -whispers to himself- but i dont mind having duck with this meal...

Mulan: Umm well anyways can you guys help me?

Sora: Yeah yeah whatever man

Mulan: My disquise worked!

Goofy: Your really a woman?

Mulan: -nods-

Donald: Oh....

Sora: Great another weirdo. -thinks- First it was a dog...now its a duck...and a dragon...and a cross-dresser man Riku's right I do pick weirdos for friends.

Mulan: So will you help me?

Sora: -looks over the ridge- Wait a second, whos that

Mulan: Oh thats Shan Yu, he's the bad guy

Sora: -jumps over the ridge and starts wailing on Shan Yu-

Donald and Goofy: SORA!

Sora: -is still beating on him-

Mushu: COME ON MAN HE'S ALREADY KNOCKED OUT!

Sora: Oh, well...-smacks him one last time then carries him up there- One bad guy...so what do i get

Mulan: Um this keychain i found

Sora: Good, now lets go guys

-so they fly through the air and dash to there next adventure-

And another note, i have nothing against the worlds in KH2. Its just my job to bring out how Sora really feels about the worlds...or how i feel about them =D anyway........

-In the Beasts Castle-

Sora: Do Do Do Do Do....

Goofy: Hey this place is pretty familiar!

Beast: -somewhere- RAWR!!!

Donald: Hey we know that roar!

-Sora looks at the Parlor door and see's icecream pulled into it-

Sora: ZOMG ICE CREAM!!! -runs into the parlor- ICE CREAM?!

-heartless cover every inch of the room-

Sora: DANG YOU NOMURA!!!!

-after a long battle-

Sora: You know, I bet that the Beast will come in here in 30 seconds

Donald: If that happens I bet the whole universe will be put into another dimension and you be stuck in this one

-30 seconds later-

Beast: -barges in-

-the whole universe gets back to there orginal universe cept' Sora-

Riku and Kairi: -in there KH2 forms- Woah, that was weird.

-in Castle Oblivion-

Roxas: HELLO! -echo-*

*Everyone in the Org died in the game, and since the world was brought into KH2 and out it means the Org members are stuck in Kh2 also

-back in game-

Sora: -blinks- That was weird

Donald: Are you gonna keep fighting Sora?

Beast: -kills everything-

Donald: THANKS BEAST! -gets smashed by him-

Goofy: THANKS BEAST! -gets hammered by him-

Sora: Yo! -gets nailed by him-

Beast: -grabs his rose and storms off-

Sora: What a noob!

-Belle walks in-

Belle: DONALD!!! -runs up and hugs him- When are you going to tell Daisy?

Donald: BELLE!

Sora and Goofy: O_o?

Donald: Were planning a suprise for Daisy! -thinks- ...yeah thats it...

Belle: Well, the Beast put my posse in the dungeon!

Sora: Posse? Man this place is gettin weird

-at the dungeon gate-

Sora: Man, this is stupid...-sees Ice cream on the ground- ICE CREAM!! -runs up and gets smashed by the Threshholder- OWW, YOU NOOB!!! -grabs his keyblade and starts wailing on it until posseser pops out-

Posseser: WAAA!!!!

Sora: GET OVER HERE!!! -chases it around-

Donald: Is it me or is Sora more violent then usual?

Goofy: Must be Teenager stuff

Sora: -jumps on it and starts biting it-

Posseser: AHHHHH THERE'S A FREAK BITING ME!!!! -floats around rapidly-

Sora: -eats it- yummy! -turns into Anti-Form and starts break dancing*-

*Anti-form attacks makes Sora look like he's break dancing-

Donald: Ok...lets go get the Prisoners

Sora: -head spins in-

Clock dude: MAN FINALLY JEEZ WE'VE BEEN WAITING HERE ALL DAY!!!

Sora: -comes back to normal- Ow...-checks strategy guide and grabs the clock guy and goes to where the Knights are at the stairs- OUT OF THE WAY!!!!

Knights: -move-

-in the Beast's Room-

Xaldin: Yeah, you cant get your sideburns like these

Beast: ROOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!

Xaldin: Yes...let your rage grow...by the way your really a woman

Beast: -smashes head in the wall and gets stuck-

Xaldin: -rolls on the floor and starts laughing- OH MAN!!! Jeez man i was kidding!

Beast: -pops his head out and growls-

-Sora and the others come in-

Xaldin: Belle's going out with Donald

Beast: -rips half of the castle with his bare hands-

Donald: WHO TOLD YOU!!

Xaldin: WOAH! I meant that to be a lie! Oh man this is even better! Kill them beast!

Beast: -charges at them-

Sora: -holds up the clockman and he rings-

Beast: Woah, what happened?

Sora: Either Xaldin used magic or...that trash can full of drugs has something to do with it.

-in the ball room-

Sora: Well now that everything is...-stomach growls and Shadow Stalker jumps out-

Shadow Stalker: IM FREE YAY!

Sora: Wait! No more break dancing?! NOOO -starts wailing on Shadow Stalker-

Shadow Stalker: WAAAA!! Well here's one thing you didnt know! -pokemon theme comes on-

Dark Thorn: -comes out- POKEMON EVOLUTION!

-commercial time-

Ash, Misty, and that other dude: WHO'S THAT POKEMON!

---

Dark Thorn: MEEEE

---

Sora: -is halfway done eating Dark Thorn-

Dark Thorn: Darn commercials! They distracted me

Sora: -eats him all- Yummy! It taste like evil!

Belle and Beast: Thank you guys

Goofy: No problem!

-Where will our adventures meet up next? Keep clicking back in this week to find out!-

[keybladewielder121]

lol
*back in destiny island....*
Kairi: Finally my new body!!! buttt..NOONES HERE!!!!!!!!!!

[kaze_krazy]

-In the Underworld-

Sora: Man, when did the Coliseum go goth?

Goofy: I dont think this is it

Donald: -turns around- There it is!

Sora: Good, i gots the munchies

-Girl gets attacked-

Donald: We should help her!

Sora: Lets see...food, or saving a damsel in distress....

Goofy: COME ON SORA!

Sora: Fine, -turns around and see's the heartless- FOOODD!!! -charges the Rapid Dogs-

Rapid Dog 1: Where did we see that guy?

Rapid Dog 2: He looks familiar...

---

-In the Heartless Lounge-

Rapid Dog 1: Hey look at this sign, 'Watch out for a spikey haired freak thats eating us'

Rapid Dog 2: I hope we dont see him!

---

Rapid Dogs: RETREAT!!!! -disappears-

Sora: ahh man...i could have gotten food and saved the girl

Meg: Thanks Spikey haired freak

Sora: ITS SORA!! Why does everyone call me a freak...

Meg: Well anyways my names meg

Sora: Yeah, whatever were just here to see Herc

Meg: You guys know Wonder-Boy?

Sora: Yeah

Meg: Well can you guys go talk to Hades about letting him off easy with the whole hordes of monsters business?

Sora: Sure, whatever i have nothing better to do

-a few tunnel walkings later-

Demyx: OH SNAP RUN MAN RUNNNNNNNN-hits the wall- Ow

Donald and Goofy: ITS ORGANIZATION 13!!!

Demyx: -gets up- Dude, just say the Organization man its easier...-disappears-

Sora: what a freak

---

Hades: Alright look fool, i need to you kill Herc man

Auron: You aint in my story

Hades: Whatever you story-freak

Auron: -attacks him-

Sora: -runs in- Hey we heard fighting and...OMG AURON I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!! I EVEN STOLE THE GLASSES FROM FINAL FANTASY 10!

Auron: uhh, i dont remember you in my story

Hades: -goes flame mode- SO MANY INTERUPPTIONS!!!!!!!!!

Auron: Uh, lets go!

-they race off-

Hades: CERBERUS!!

-nothing shows-

Hades: N00B! -looks out the window and see's there already at the gate- Forget this...

---

Meg: So did you talk to him?

Sora: Nope, now lets go to the Coliseum!

-in the Coliseum-

Herc: Hey Sora!

Sora: HEY!

Herc: I see you were in the Underworld, how bout' i get the Olympus Stone for you

Sora: Alright!

Meg: So did you guys talk to him

Sora: No but, were going to get the stone

Meg: Good,

Herc: Sorry guys some dude in a black clothes stole it

Sora: Oh yeah that freak guy, LETS GET HIM!!!

---

-Herc, Sora, Auron and the others run to the Underworld-

Sora: There you are!

Demyx: OH SNAP MAN! UH, OH YEAH!! -grabs a note- 'Beat on his head until he's unconsious' Man i knew i was the wrong guy for this job

Sora: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!

Demyx: Well with this i shall have the ultimate power!! -holds up the stone and glows- MUAHAHAHAHHAA -gets nailed by the keyblade-

Sora: Finally, I thought he would never shut up

Hades: -appears- Alright Herc, I have a deal. You go up to the tippy-top and beat my hydra, while Sora here saves Meg by unlocking this gate...

Herc: YOUR ON! -jumps on the flying horse thingy and flies away-

Sora: -unlocks the gate, and disappears-

Hades:....and then fights loads of monsters.

---

Sora: HADES YOU PUNK!

Pete: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Get ready for pain!

-during there super action fight-

---

Kairi: Hey Riku, where's Sora?

Riku: I don't know but, wanna play Kingdom Hearts 2?

Kairi: Sure let me find it!

---

Sora: Man that battle was tough...

Pegasus: -flies in-

Sora: Thanks horse thingy!

Meg: Yeah, thanks Pegasus

---

Herc: Guys, i dont think I can beat the Hydra...

Sora: Man I can beat it i just need to-

---

Kairi: There, now were started

Riku: Cool, i get to do the Hyrda fight!

Kairi: Man...

---

Sora: I feel weird..-starts moving automaticly- WTF!! -starts doing cool reaction commands and kills the hyrda- That was weird

---

Kairi: -accidently pulls the plug-

Riku: KAIRI!!

Kairi: Sorry! Jeez

---

Herc: How did you do that?

Sora: I have no idea

Goofy: Good job Sora!

Donald: Yeah you were great!

Sora: Yeah, but i gotz the MUNCHIES!!! -see's a Don Patch Heartless- FOOD!!!

So our adventurers continue to go across the universe searching for, something or whatever.
__________________

[RikuRules999]

NICE story there.

"starts moving automatically,WT*"LOL

[kaze_krazy]

LOL!!!!!!


-in Disney Castle-

Minnie: -goes into a dark room and turns on the lights- NOOOOOOOOOOO

---

Goofy: Hey Sora I got a distress signal from the Queen.

Sora: YOU MEAN QUEEN THE BAND!! THEY ROCKED WITH BOHEIMAN RASPADAY!! -starts singing it-

Donald: Look Goofy, Sora's acting strange we should just go there without him knowing

Sora: THUNDER BOLTS OF LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTNING....

-the gummi ship heads towards Disney Castle-

Minnie: Oh im so glad your here...

Sora: -wearing clothes with the word Queen all over- IM READY FOR THE CON...cert? Hey, you guys tricked me!

Donald: Sora this is "The" Queen

Sora: Oh, well. Whats the problem ma'm

Minnie: Umm well...I uhh my paopu leaves have been stolen.

Sora: -gasp- YOU SMOKE PAOPU LEAVES!!!

Minnie: How do you think we became King and Queen and also the richest people ever!

Goofy: So what happened?

Minnie: Well I think someone snuck in and stole them because someone can use them to teleport and well...smoke which is how you teleport.

Sora: So we have to smoke that stuff and then when were in the world we find the thief?

Minnie: -nods-

Sora: Well i guess I should reveal my stash...-pulls lever on the gummiship and papou leaves pour out- So who's goin first!

-a few hours later-

Sora: Man I got the munchies!

Goofy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH Man i am so Goofy...

Donald: Quack!

-a few more hours-

Sora: Oh man...-looks at himself and he's black and white- WHAT THE!!

Goofy: Man i am so tired.

Donald: Well I guess were here!

-heartless appear-

Sora: Jeez even the heartless get high!?

Donald: Well they do get breaks!

-after a long and grueling battle-

Mickey: -runs up to Sora and shakes his hand-

Sora: Whoa Mickey! Your high too! Jeez your an awesome King!

Mickey: -runs away-

Sora: Well I guess we have to find this guy...

-after many hours-

Pete: Do Do dod do do -has papou leaves stuffed down his clothes-

Sora: JUMP HIM!

Pete: Huh? -gets jumped-

Sora: Well now that we've caught him how do we get back?

-Merlin walks by-

Donald and Goofy: JEEZ!!

Sora: Is there anyone in this game that doesnt get high!

Donald: Game?

Sora: Uh i mean, world? -runs up to Merlin-

Merlin: WAA! Oh um hi guys!

Sora: Do you know how to get back Merlin?

Merlin: Well you have to kill yourself or find the door

Sora: -takes out keyblade- Who wants to go first!

Donald: Sora! We just need to take the door!

Sora: Oh well...alright.

-after fifty more hours-

Sora: FINALLY! WE found it... -opens it and returns to Disney Castle-

Minnie: Oh your here! Have you found the leaves?

Sora: -throws Pete to her- Yep...

Donald and Goofy: ON TO ANOTHER ADVENTURE!!!

So our adventuers next journey shall be to Port Royal with PIRATES!

[RikuRules999]

That was great.

[kaze_krazy]

Sorry, i'm late. I had so much to do!!!! ;_;

-in the world-

Sora: Hey let me control the gummi ship for awhile

Donald: No Sora, we don't trust you to drive this.

Sora: -face goes dark- Hmmmm....im feeling in the mood for duck!!!

Donald: WAAAAAAA

Goofy: Sora stop that!

Sora: And i never tried dog before!!!

-Goofy and Donald hide in the corner while Sora pilots the ship-

Sora: Hey lets go this way! -turns around to Twilight Town instead of Port Royal-

Donald: Uh Sora?

Sora: -turns around with a pot of boiling water-

Donald: NOTHING!

Sora: -goes into Assualt of the Dreadnaught- WAHHHH -dodges gummi fire and gets to the core and more come-

Goofy: SORA!!

Sora: SHUT IT DAWG! IM TRYING TO DRIVE HERE!!

-Core starts glowing-

Core: We shall be firing it 3

Donald: DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE!!!

Sora: -turns to the tunnel-

Core: 2

Sora: -almost through the tunnel-

Core: 0.5

Sora: Hey what about 1?

Core: Just kidding

Sora: AHHHHH

Core: 0 -fires laser-

Sora, Donald and Goofy: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -they get blasted by the laser beam-

-by Port Royal-

Hunter X: Do do do do do -hear's screaming- Huh? -Sora Donald, and Goofy fly through the air and hit and kill him-

Sora: Oh man....

-millions of treasures come out and come to Sora along with a new super gummi ship that pwns all the other ones-

Sora: Well I guess this makes up for destroying our old one...Anyways where are we?

Will: O_o; uh Jack there's a spikey haired freak, a dog, and a duck on our ship

Jack: oh, well throw the dog and duck in a pot and let the freak join our crew

Sora: OH MY GOD YOUR ORLANDO BLOOM!!! -screams like a girl-

Jack: -walks up to Sora- And you are in charge of cleaning Orlando or Will whatever his name is...savvy?

Will Turner: Im sorry but, we dont know....

Sora: My name is Sora! Can i get your autograph?!

Jack and Will: O_o;

Sora: Uh, its for my friend...kairi! Yeah....kairi. -notices Jack Sparrow- OH MY GOD ITS JOHNNY DEPP!!!! -screams even louder-

Jack: I should stop getting drunk on bloody ale....-walks into his room-

Sora: Wait...THATS NOT JOHNNY DEPP! HIS VOICE IS DIFFERENT!! -takes out his keyblade- IMPOSTER!!! -attacks Jack-

Will: -grabs him- Jeez you are a freak!

Jack: Were getting closer to Isle De Meurta

Sora: Oh I remember this part! We go into the cave and fight Barbossa!

Jack: Huh, then you must be an oracle of some kind might ya be?

Sora:Well I did see the movie like a million times

Jack: movies....ok you have to stop making up words kid. Anyways did I win?

Sora: Yeah you did!

Jack: ALRIGHT LETS GO SAVVY?!

-in the cave of treasure-

Barbossa: Now we can have the treasure!!!

Will: Elizabeth!

Elizabeth: -is tied up to a tall rock- Will!

Sora: -notices her and drolls and crawls over to her and is about to look up her dress-

Barbossa: -shoots at Sora- GET UP YOU MANGY PERVERT AND FIGHT!

Jack: -grabs the two coins puts them in Will's and his hands slashes both there hands in one swipe throws the coins in the air and pulls out his pistol, spins it with one finger stops it perfectly shoots and the bullet ricochette's off the two coins they fall into the chest and the and the bullet hits Barbossa in the chest right as the coins fall-

Will, Sora, Elizabeth, Donald, Goofy, Barbossa and his crew: Oh snap

Barbossa: That...was...oh...so...awesome...sa...vv-

Sora: -hits him over the head with the keyblade- STOP TALKING!

Jack: Well you little Spikey haired freak, i guess its time to part our ways...

Sora: Oh alright...can i have my two friends back now?

Jack: eh, to bad...I was hungry.

Donald and Goofy: -they come out of the kitchen- Thanks Sora!

Sora: Yeah, but because I did that i get to pilot the new ship!

Donald: Fine

To be continued....

[keybladewielder121]

lol funny!:D :D

[kaze_krazy]

In the Super Omega Ultima Ultimate Gummi Airship our heroes journey...

Sora: Woah this ship is HUGE!!! -echoes-

Donald: Yeah I think we should explore it!

Goofy: Great idea Donald!

Sora: Alright lets see....

Left Sign: Doom

Right Sign: Safety

Sora: Hmmmm....you guys go to the right tunnel and i go to the left

Donald: But Sora that sign says "Doom."...

Left Sign: Dooomy doom!

Donald: Yeah...

Sora: Hey, i've gotten this far in the world without reading signs and im not going to start now! -marches off to the left tunnel-

Goofy: Donald do you ever get the feeling that this is not the Sora we remember?

Donald: Yep...

-in the dark spooky left tunnel-

Sora: Wooo man i hope a incredibley scary monster doesnt pop up on me in this sudden darkness

Incredibly Scary Monster: -pops up on Sora in the sudden darkness- RAWR!!

Sora: ZOMG!!!!!!!!! -runs and passes the left sign-

Left Sign: Doom and DOom AGAINZ

Sora: -comes back and smashes the sign-

Left Sign: ;o; -cries-

Sora: -runs away again and goes in a circle back in the dark tunnel- Phew I think i lost

Incredibly Scary Monster: -Does the same thing-

Sora: ZOMG! -runs and goes to the right tunnel sign-

Right Sign: Safety, safety it is so awesomely great!

Sora: -smashes it and goes through the tunnel-

Right Sign: ;o; -cries-

Sora: -passes donald and goofy really fast-

Goofy: Did you see?

Donald: Nope...

Sora: -hits a door- Oww, what the...

Door: WARNING DIMENSION SWITCHER

Sora: -thinks- WAIT if i use this to get back to the real world! Then i can see Kairi and Riku again!!!! Wait, what am I saying! I don't want to see Kairi and Riku! -walks away from it- Then again there's real ice cream not just this salt ice cream that tastes like MY FOOT!! And there's t.v, but...OH I WANNA GO BACK!!! -starts hitting the door when a sign pops up-

Sign: You must beat this game to enter here

Sora: ALL OF IT?

Sign: yes

Sora: What about the mini-games?

Sign: No, were making it easy for you

Sora: Thanks!

Sign: But you still have to go to the Atlantica world

Sora: WHAT!! YOU MEAN I...-pulls out strategy guide- I HAVE TO SING AND DANCE!

Sign: Hey i don't make the rules im just a sign.

Sora: -smashes it-

Donald and Goofy: Come on Sora lets go back to the bridge

Sora: -cries while scratching the door when Donald and Goofy drag him away-

End...for now

[keybladewielder121]

lol crying sign

[RikuRules999]

I like it a lot.

[kaze_krazy]

Kairi and Riku: -fliping through the channels-

FAR WARS!!!

Jedi Master: -looking into the sunset-

Jedi Knight 1: Whats up with that dude?

Jedi Knight 2: He sent his really weak padawan over to the darkside to get some skill

Jedi Knight 1: So what happend?

Jedi Knight 2: Well he came back glowing red with ten red lightsabers floating around him,

Jedi Knight 1: Woah!

Jedi Knight 2: Yeah then he kicked him in the nuts!

-Channel switch-

MY GYM PARTNER'S A HEARTLESS

Theme Song: My gym partners a heartless

Ansem: DARKNESS DARKNESS DARKNESS

Theme Song: My gym partner's a heartless

-channel switch-

JUSTICE LEAGUE!

Superman: Welcome Omlette, er i mean-

Ollete: MY NAME ISN'T OMLETTE!!!!!! -blows up-

XXXXXXX

News Dude: We interupt this broadcast with breaking news! School has now ended and children are running wild and we have sent our least favorite reporter there!

---

Don Patch: The children are on rampage's! There destroying skyscrapers! AND AHHHH THERE RIPPING MY SPIKES OFF Wait Here comes a news truck! What the? -the news truck is shooting needles- Wait a second this is...PURE SUGAR HELP THERE TRYING TO KILL ME AHHHHHHHHHH

XXXXXX static XXXXXXXX

News Dude: -finger to his ear- Good work...-cough- Um, so be sure to lock your doors and sleep with keep a nerf gun with you at all times...-a loud smashes comes from the door- HOW DID THEY GET IN!!!!!!

ZZZZZZZ Static ZZZZZZ

Kairi: Riku! Lock the-

Riku: Already on it! -The whole mansion is barricaded-

Wakka: LET ME IN MON! ME AND THE OTHERS ARE GOING TO DIE IF WE DONT GET IN!!

Riku: Do we have to?

Kairi: Riku...

Riku: Fine...-lets them in-

Wakka, Tidus, Selphie, and Don Patch: Thanks!

Riku: Don Patch?! I thought you died!

Don Patch: Oh that wasn't me!

Riku: But we heard you!

Don Patch: That was probably another Don Patch plus i have "Thorns" not "Spikes"!

Kairi: Ugh whatever...-the mansion starts shaking- THERE COMING!

Riku: Quick lets give them a sacrifice!

Kairi: Right i vote Don Patch

Tidus, Selphie, Wakka and Riku: Same here!

Don Patch: WHAT!

Everyone: -drags him away-

Meanwhile in another dimension

Sora: -aims a gun through a hole in the dimension switcher- If i can make the bullet richocette off the wall and hit the switch then i can go home! -fires-

The bullet bounces off all the walls and hits the Real Universe's capsule

Sora: DANG IT!

Back in the Real Universe

Tidus, Riku, Kairi and Wakka: Uhhh, we suddenly vote for Sephie instead

Selphie: WHAT!!!!!! -gets picked up and thrown outside- YOU MEANIES!! -the children jump her-

Tidus: Well while were here, LETS FIGHT!!! -hops around-

-an hour later-

Tidus: -is thrown outside- BRING IT!! -gets jumped-

Wakka: Wanna play blitzball?

-an hour later

Wakka: IM SORRY I CHEATED! -gets thrown outside- NOT IN THE FACE MON -gets jumped also-

Riku: Do you think we were to harsh?

Kairi, Riku, and Don Patch: Nah!

Will they survive the onslaught of children? Check frequently to find out!

[RikuRules999]

That was hilarious.

"Not the face man"! LOL

[kaze_krazy]

In the Aladdin world

Sora: Ugh, why is it so hot here!

Goofy: Maybe because your wearing all black?

Sora: Hey it wasn't my fault those crazy pixies gave me this look.

Donald: Well lets just see what Al's up to

Iago: ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG!!! -running away from the heartless-

Sora: HEY ITS THAT EVIL BIRD!!! -starts wailing at Iago-

Iago: STOP STOP I'm a good guy now! -heartless come out- THEY DID IT! -flies away-

Sora: YOU N00B!

-after a long and grueling battle-

Iago: OH SNAP OH SNAP!! -looks around and finds the merchant guy, and grabs him and throws him at the heartless-

Merchant dude: WAI!

Heartless: AHHHH UGLY MAN! -dissapears-

Iago: See i helped you guys

Sora: Whatever, lets just see Jasmine

-in the Palace Courtyard-

Sora, Donald, Goofy: Hey Jasmine!

Jasmine: Sora, donald goofy! Its so good to see you, -see's Iago- WAI!!! N00B ALEERT!!! -pulls a lever and cannons come up- FIRE AT THAT N00B!!! -the cannon's fire at Sora instead of Iago-

Sora: -gets blasted and runs away- Since when was I a n00b!

Goofy and Donald: -while running, they start whistling inoccently-

Sora: Ugh, well lets try and find-

Monkeh: W00T I GOTZ TEH PHAT LEWT! -holding the dark lamp-

Aladdin: Abbu! Give that ugly man back his lamp

Monkeh: But itz my phat lewt!!1

Aladdin: Yeah because you ninjalooted it!

Monkeh: Manz wat a n0b

Sora: Whats up with Abu?

Aladdin: Some guy in black gave him this game called World of Warcraft.

Donald and Goofy: ORGANIZATION 13!!!!!

Sora: umm, yeah. Those guys. Now were bored and-

Monkeh: NERF!!

Sora: We

Monkeh: NERF!

Sora: WOULD YOU SHUT UP YOU STUPID MONKEY!!!

Monkeh: KEK!!11

Sora: -takes out his keyblade and is about to wail on Abu when Goofy and Donald stop him- Grrr...you win this round monkeh mon...

Monkeh: Lolz n00b

Sora: WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME A N00B!!!!!

Pete: -comes out of nowhere and steals the lamp from the ugly man- Hah hah! Now i can bring back Jafar!!!!

Genie: -swoops down- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM BACK BABY!!! -swoops down and hugs Pete- Man Al! Your a fat frat boy now!

Pete: Im not fat...

Genie: If your a frat boy then that means...HEADBUTT! -smacks Pete's head-

Pete: -has a small concussion-

Genie: Wait...this isn't Aladdin....-see's the real Aladdin- AL!!!!

Aladdin: DON'T HURT ME!!!

Genie: Oh, well-

Pete: RAAWRRR!! THATS IT, now im going to bring out these two guys!

-Blizzard Lord and Fire Lord come out-

Pete: There former selves were Flame Boy and Wet Willy!

-they surround the group-

Sora: I have an idea! Blizzard Lord, Fire Lord...don't you miss the good old days when you fought each other?

Blizzard Lord: -remembers running over Flame Boy

Fire Lord: -remembers being put on a skateboard-

Blizzard, Fire Lords: -They tackle each other and the whole town blows up-

-Everyone looks at Sora, Donald, and Goofy-

Sora: UUmmm

Donald: Gotta!

Goofy: RUNNNNNNNNN

Will our traveling heroes survive the next journey? Check in soon for a new episode!

[khchaser]

all i wanna saw is taht ur stories rock!!!!!!!!

[keybladewielder121]

LOL K_K still funny up 2 date

EEEEEVUL hagrid

[kaze_krazy]

While the zombies are destroying the outside barriers of the house, Don Patch, Riku and Kairi hide.

Riku: What are we going to do!

Kairi: Don't look at me!

Don Patch: Wait a second! Im the writers avatar in this world! I have a direct connection to her! -takes out his cell phone- K_K, me, it's Don Patch. Can you help us?

Real K_K: Im not sure i can Don Patch, i mean being a writer these days i have no control over the situation!

Kairi: But your writing this whole script!

me: Who ever said "I" was writing this! Its K_K who writes it all!

Riku: But isn't she in the crazy house?

me: Well duh! But I still write all the episodes

Kairi: But you said you didn't!

Real K_K: Its not nice to put words in other people's mouthes.

Kairi: AHH NOTHING MAKE SENSE!

Don Patch: So can you help us?

Real K_K: No

Don Patch: -throws his cell phone on the floor- Well that was useless!

Everyone: -is surrounded by crazy kids now- Ah jeez...

The Superhero: RAGH! REMEMBER ME PUNKS!! -crashes through a wall-

Riku and Kairi: NOT HIM!

Don Patch: I THOUGHT WE CANNONIZED YOU!

The Superhero: Uh hello im a super hero i can fly!

Don Patch: Oh...

Crazy Kids: WEEEE SUPER HERO ACTION PERSON!! -they jump The Superhero-

Superhero: THATS IT HEAT VISION!!!!! -the heat vision blasts a wall and reveals a dimension switcher-

Kairi, Riku, and Don Patch: Woah..THANKS THE REAL K_K!

Real K_K: Don't mention it!.............wait

So the trio runs into the dimension switcher and gets blasted into the super ultimate ultima ship

Sora: -is hiting the door when he see's the others- YAY!!!

Riku and Kairi: Were happy to see you too! -they go to hug when Sora goes right passed them and runs up to Don Patch-

Sora: You brought chips with you!

Don Patch: MY CHIPS!

Sora: Ah man...

Kairi: Where are we?

Sora: In Kingdom Hearts 2

Riku: Ah man, you mean we have to go through this again? I don't want to look like ansem for another three boss fights!

Sora: Don't worry it won't affect you...I think...BUT NOW THAT YOUR HERE YOU CAN SUFFER WITH ME IN ATLANTICA!! MuahAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHH

Riku and Kairi: Atlantica? -they steal the strategy guide- Lets see...WE HAVE TO SING AND DANCE! THATS BULL!

Don Patch: Hah hah you guys have to sing and dance!

Kairi and Riku: -rewrite the strategy guide- Hah what now!

Don Patch: Lets see...-pulls out his reading glasses-

Dun Potch hs two dnce wth uhs

Don Patch: GRAAHHHHHHHH!!! THIS INCORRECT SPELLING STATEMENT CAN'T BE TRUE!!!

Kairi and Riku: HA! WHAT NOW PUNK!

Donald: Hey uh, when did Riku, Kairi and an Freak get onto our ship?

Sora: Uh...magic?

Donald: Well, our auto-pilot has gotten us to our next world.

Sora: What is it?

Goofy: Its....

To be continued...

[xaldin's_my_nobody]

can i be in one, ive read all of them the past week and they r funny can i be in one ppppplllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaassssssseeeeee

[RikuRules999]

While the zombies are destroying the outside barriers of the house, Don Patch, Riku and Kairi hide.

Riku: What are we going to do!

Kairi: Don't look at me!

Don Patch: Wait a second! Im the writers avatar in this world! I have a direct connection to her! -takes out his cell phone- K_K, me, it's Don Patch. Can you help us?

Real K_K: Im not sure i can Don Patch, i mean being a writer these days i have no control over the situation!

Kairi: But your writing this whole script!

me: Who ever said "I" was writing this! Its K_K who writes it all!

Riku: But isn't she in the crazy house?

me: Well duh! But I still write all the episodes

Kairi: But you said you didn't!

Real K_K: Its not nice to put words in other people's mouthes.

Kairi: AHH NOTHING MAKE SENSE!

Don Patch: So can you help us?

Real K_K: No

Don Patch: -throws his cell phone on the floor- Well that was useless!

Everyone: -is surrounded by crazy kids now- Ah jeez...

The Superhero: RAGH! REMEMBER ME PUNKS!! -crashes through a wall-

Riku and Kairi: NOT HIM!

Don Patch: I THOUGHT WE CANNONIZED YOU!

The Superhero: Uh hello im a super hero i can fly!

Don Patch: Oh...

Crazy Kids: WEEEE SUPER HERO ACTION PERSON!! -they jump The Superhero-

Superhero: THATS IT HEAT VISION!!!!! -the heat vision blasts a wall and reveals a dimension switcher-

Kairi, Riku, and Don Patch: Woah..THANKS THE REAL K_K!

Real K_K: Don't mention it!.............wait

So the trio runs into the dimension switcher and gets blasted into the super ultimate ultima ship

Sora: -is hiting the door when he see's the others- YAY!!!

Riku and Kairi: Were happy to see you too! -they go to hug when Sora goes right passed them and runs up to Don Patch-

Sora: You brought chips with you!

Don Patch: MY CHIPS!

Sora: Ah man...

Kairi: Where are we?

Sora: In Kingdom Hearts 2

Riku: Ah man, you mean we have to go through this again? I don't want to look like ansem for another three boss fights!

Sora: Don't worry it won't affect you...I think...BUT NOW THAT YOUR HERE YOU CAN SUFFER WITH ME IN ATLANTICA!! MuahAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHH

Riku and Kairi: Atlantica? -they steal the strategy guide- Lets see...WE HAVE TO SING AND DANCE! THATS BULL!

Don Patch: Hah hah you guys have to sing and dance!

Kairi and Riku: -rewrite the strategy guide- Hah what now!

Don Patch: Lets see...-pulls out his reading glasses-

Dun Potch hs two dnce wth uhs

Don Patch: GRAAHHHHHHHH!!! THIS INCORRECT SPELLING STATEMENT CAN'T BE TRUE!!!

Kairi and Riku: HA! WHAT NOW PUNK!

Donald: Hey uh, when did Riku, Kairi and an Freak get onto our ship?

Sora: Uh...magic?

Donald: Well, our auto-pilot has gotten us to our next world.

Sora: What is it?

Goofy: Its....

To be continued...
That was great.Keep it up.You are now my friend.

[kaze_krazy]

yay i'm a friend lol i not going to be having guest stars in for a while sry i sayed u could be in it

Goofy: ATLANTICA!!!!!

Sora, Don Patch, Riku, and Kairi: GAHH GOOFY WERE GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!

Sora: -jumps to the controls- MUST TURN SHIP AROUND!!!! -The ship flies over Atlantica and flies straight to Castle Oblivion-

-In Castle Oblivion-

Zexion: .............. ( Translation- You know, I kinda like being back in the game. That way I can still keep these robes without Normura asking for them back.)

Lexause: Yeah there so nice, its always good just to wear a robe!

Zexion: O_o ................... (Uhhh, dude your supposed to wear clothes underneath the robe)

Lexause: What! I didn't remember Xemnas saying that when i joined!

Zexion: ........... (well its a common courtsey to wear clothes underneath.)

Lexause: Well wait, do you hear that? -Hears a mexican car horn-

Gummi Ship: -crashes straight through the wall and lands on Lexause first-

Zexion: O_o -turns into a super dark wizard and uses the powers to stop the ship- ..............!!! (You killed Lexause!)

Sora: Does anyone know what this guy is saying?

Kairi: I think he's speaking in cool.

Sora: Man then I should be able to understand him!

Riku: He says you killed a guy named Lexus

Sora: WE KILLED HIS CAR!!! That poor guy...and wait a second how do you know the cool language!

Riku: I have sliver hair! Anyone who has sliver hair is cool...

Zexion:................ ........!.......!........! (Yeah that is true anyways, ITS LEXAUSE LEXAUSE LEXAUSE!)

Riku: Oh wait, he said Lexause. Oh that guy. Didn't he clog the toilet a lot?

Zexion: ......... ( Yeah but threw him down here in the under part of Castle Oblivion)

Riku: So what are you doing down here.

Zexion: ........... (Lexause stole the fridge.)

Riku: Well, you might need to get a new one.

Zexion: ......... (....................)

Sora: CAN WE COME DOWN NOW!

-in the kitchen-

Marluxia: Ok, since it seems like Zexion was the wrong person to get the fridge back. Now were going to have to use our powers to get it back. So Larxane you'll go first

Larxane: -throws hands in the air an gets hit with 100,000 watts- Ow. -falls down-

Marluxia: Axel! Your up!

Axel: -opens up a fire portal and runs through and comes out the otherside burning- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Marluxia: Fine i guess its up to my awesome flower powers...-holds hand up in the air- BY THE POWER OF THE FLOWER, BRING ME A FRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Flowers flow through the wind and flies to Destiny Islands-

Selphie: Oh boy! Our family's new fridge is here!

-The flowers pick it up and ride away with it along the wind-

Selphie: -cries-

-The fridge flies through space and goes through the opening near the gummi ship-

Sora: Now start the turbo booster!

-The engines fire and it burns up the flowers and the fridge-

Marluxia: DANG IT! Thats it I didn't want to do this...-picks up the phone-

Xemnas: -picks it up- Yeah?

Marluxia: Could you bring Xigbar over here?

Xemnas: Oh well isn't it the little flower man who wants to take over the world

Marluxia: JUST BRING HIM OVER HERE BEFORE I SEND MY GROUP ON YOUR @$$!

Xemnas: Fine...Xigbar head over to the traitors house

Xigbar: -smoking papou leaves- Ah man dude...right now?

Xemnas: Just go over there and i'll give you more leaves

Xigbar: SWEET DUDE!! -teleports to Castle Oblivion- So you needed something?

Marluxia: We need a new fridge because none of us want to go down to the depths of this castle to get the old one.

Xigbar: Sweet....-teleports to Destiny Islands-

Selphie: Yay our new NEW fridge is here!

Xigbar: Yoink! -pushes fridge into the portal and jumps in with it-

Selphie: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Xigbar: Here you go little traitor dudes...-jumps back into another portal-

Marluxia: Finally!

-Zexion, and the others come in-

Marluxia: GAH SORA IS HERE!! PLAN ALPHA BETA GAMMA BIG MAC SUPPREME!!

Axel and Larxane: -bandaged up-

Marluxia: Well, uhhhh...SO WHAT DO YOU WANT!!

Zexion: ...........

Marluxia: Axel, translation.

Axel: He said that the Sora and his friends crashed into Lexause, and the Fridge

Marluxia: YOU MADE ME GO THROUGH THAT WHOLE ORDEAL!!!! But at least you killed Lexause so well call it even...but if you didn't we would have went ape on you!

Sora: Yeah right, there's like 7 of us counting the gummi ship

Marluxia: Well i have a super white robot!

Sora: phhft, i beat that easily.

Marluxia: But you were using stunt equipment!

Sora: We could beat you all the same.

Marluxia: Can we get back on track! Now why are you still here can't you just leave?

Sora: We tried but a bunch of flowers and another fridge got stuck in our engines.

Marluxia: Uhhhh, wow thats uhhh, -runs away-

Larxane: You guys just get Vexen to fix up your ship he's like a wicked genius.

Sora: So where is he?

Axel: Well he was super annoying like Lexause so with threw him down there with him.

Sora: Great then i can get off of this crazy place.

Don Patch: I LIKE PIE!

Everyone: ?

Don Patch: Sorry i just didn't have much dialoge in this episode...

To be continued...

[RikuRules999]

Great story.

I liked how Zexion was in it.

[kaze_krazy]

Sora: So we have to go down to the depths of Castle Oblivion to force Vexen to fix our ship?

Larxane: Yep its that simple!

Axel: But here nothing is simple! The downside is that when you go down there you'll start to remember more things!

Sora: Like whenever i go up a floor in this castle i forget things?

Axel: No your just really stupid.

Sora: Wait then how did Namine bring memories into my mind in Chain of Memories?

Axel: We just smacked you in the head and told you over and over that Namine is the girl you like, to prank Namine.

Larxane: Then she left to join that bandage freak.

Sora: Whatever can you just get us to the under part of here?

Axel: Well since were injured I doubt that we can go down all the drops that are placed into our castle

Larxane: Seriously i don't know why Normura put all the doors that you have to have cards to.

Axel: And those stupid jump pads that you have to use to get up to the high places. WE CAN'T FLY NORMURA!!!

Sora: Forget this lets go.

-Back in the Kitchen-

Marluxia: -picks up the phone- Yeah?

Xemnas: Flower man

Marluxia: I have a name, deep throat...

Xemnas: Whatever, look I lied to Xigbar.

Marluxia: ....about what?

Xemnas: Well i said I would give him some papou leaves after he helped you.

Marluxia: My title says, "Graceful Assassin" Not "Drug Dealing Traitorous Flower Man"

Xemnas: Oh come on...look. I won't send Lexause to kill you.

Marluxia: He was on your side?

Xemnas: Oh shoot i umm no, he's not neither is Vexen

Marluxia: Seriously you can have the little freak. Anyways, Lexause is dead.

Xemnas: WHAAT YOU KILLED MY NUMBER 2 AGENT! THATS IT THIS MEANS WAR FLOWER MAN!! -hangs up-

Marluxia: Oh shoot, uhhhh lets see...Axel? No he's burned to death...Larxane? No she's just a pile of dust. AH WHO ELSE IS THERE!! Zexion? No, that little mute cant do a thing...Wait there is another...

-In The Huge White Castle thingy-

Saix: -picks up the phone- ...................(Hello who is it?)

Marluxia: -holding up a booklet- ..... .......... .................... (would you like apple pie?)

Saix: ..................(Uh what?)

Marluxia: Forget this, Look Saix remember how i helped you in high school...

-FLASHBACK-

Marluxia: Hey Saix watch this move i can do with my sycthe! -spins it around like a X-

Saix: -It hits Saix's face- ...................!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)

-FLASHBACK OVER-

Saix: ...(...) -hangs up-

Marluxia: Forget it, were doomed.

-In Castle Oblivion's Depths-

Sora: Man i hate this place there's so many sudden drops WHATS WITH THE SUDDEN DROPS NORMURA THIS ISN'T CoM ANYMORE!

-Suddenly robots with bishie (or some other word for that) faces appear-

Sora: AHHH -slices them all in half-

Vexen: MY VEXEN BOTS!

Sora: Say what?

Vexen: Vexen bots there a mirror-image of myself!

Sora: -smacks them in the head- Lets go you ugly-denial person.

-In the crash site-

Sora: Fix it

Vexen: And why should I?

Sora: -Holds up a Vexen Bots head and smashes it with his foot-

Vexen: I'LL GET RIGHT TO WORK!

To Be Continued...

Don Patch: I DON'T HAVE ANYMORE LINES!!! -cries-

[xaldin's_my_nobody]

i can be called leachmix(its an anagram of me real name, use it in story) just let me be in ONE*starts to cry* p-ple-please *still crying* just o-o-one

[kaze_krazy]

i can be called leachmix(its an anagram of me real name, use it in story) just let me be in ONE*starts to cry* p-ple-please *still crying* just o-o-one

i'm still writing one for u i'll tell u when i'm done


Sora: Are you done yet?

Vexen: Im a Evil Genius, not a Evil...just shut up and let me fix it.

Riku: Evil Genius...i bet you make a lot of death rays and evil things?

Vexen: Hence the, "Evil Genius"!

Riku: Are they in your lab?

Vexen: Of course they are!

Riku: -looks around and runs off to the Depths- Ah crud i forgot to send that movie back to shop. Lets just put that on my list...

People after Me
Fan Girls
The New York, Fat Camp, and Somewhere Police Department
Starbucks
Mcdonalds

Riku: and Movie...Buster...There we go.

-in the Kitchen-

Marluxia: Gahhhh Xenmas is going to kill us!

Axel: So what, they have a stoner, a gambler, and a dude in anger management! Big deal, i'll get them with my ULTIMATE FIRE!!!!

Larxane: -is dust in a jar- And i'll give em stains on their robes!

Zexion: ........................ ( You know I can just transform into something super and destroy them?

Axel: Zexion says he can destroy them

Marluxia: Yeah talk them to death!

Zexion: -frowns-

Marluxia: Well i can bring out the super white robot! That'll get them

-phone rings-

Marluxia: Yeah?

Xemnas: I'm bringing a group of Super White Robot Destroyers

Marluxia: DANGIT! -hangs up- Were done for.

Axel: Wait a second, isn't Sora's ship almost fixed?

Marluxia: Thats right! We can stowaway on it! Good idea!

Larxane: -Jar tips over and she gets dumped on the table- Ooops

Marluxia: Uhh how long are you going to stay dust?

Larxane: It should wear off in awhile.

-Back in the Depths-

Riku: Man, where is his lab...-hits a door- Finally! -opens it and see's loads of Super Death Ray Guns- EVIL METER RISING!!!! WEEEEEEEE -jumps in and starts swiming in the pile-

-In the Crash Site-

Sora: Is it done yet?

Vexen: Yes I even added a more dangerous weapon system for your ship and programmed it to work against, the Organization, Heartless, and Nobodies.

Sora: Alright lets get this going!

-In the Castle's Frontdoor-

Axel: -hear's the doorbell- I'll get it! -grabs the door handle- AHHHHHH THAT HURT! -opens the door-

Xemnas: -has Saix, Xigbar and Luxord behind him along with a army of Twilight Thorns- Where is the flower man?

Axel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHhh -slams the door-

Xemnas: How rude

Axel: Marluxia we have to get to the ship, now!

Marluxia: -grabs Larxane- Lets go!

-in the Depths-

Riku: -Is shooting holes in the wall when he hears the ship starting- AHHH the ship i totally forgot! -fire's holes in the ceiling then holds two to the ground and uses them like rockets and blasted to the Crash site and flies straight into the entrance of the ship-

-In the crash site-

Marluxia: Come on get inside! -he and the Organization run into the Cargo Bay (Along with the Organization Mobile)-

Lexause: -gets up from the Debris- Oh man what a head ache...-falls into the hole made by Riku- AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh...

Xemnas: -him with the white nobodies walk into the Crash Site as the Ship drives away- I want that ship! -in a Darth Vader voice-

Gummi Ship: -Blasts off into space-

-in the Cargo Bay-

Marluxia: Yay, were safe!

Axel: Yeah and my burn wounds healed

Larxane: And im not dust anymore!

Zexion: ........ (and nothing happend to me)

Weapon System: Pathetic Organization Members, ........ no threat, destroy anyways.

-In the Bridge-

Sora: Do you hear screaming?

Riku and Kairi: No

Don Patch: Nope

Sora: Did we leave someone?

-Goofy and Donald come out of the restroom and get surrounded by nobodies-

Donald: Ah Sh-

[RikuRules999]

That was hilarious.I like it a lot.

[kaze_krazy]

Sora: Alright so were heading to Halloween Town

Riku: Cool i get to dress up in a costume!

Sora: Yeah i made a perfect one for you!

-in Halloween Town-

Sora: Ahhh, I love this place

Riku: Hey Sora! Where's my costume!

Sora: Oh I thought you were wearing it!

Kairi: BURN!!! -hi fives Sora-

Jack: Hey gentlemen! Are we having fun trash talking! -in a Santa Claus Costume-

Sora: Whats with the Santa outift?

Jack: Im going to go visit Sandy Claws!

Sora: Uhhhh i think its call Santa Claus

Jack: -checks the subtitles- Your right! I never realized it!

Sora: Anyways, I GET TO VISIT SANTA OMG SANTA -seizure-

Riku: Didn't Sora realize that what I said was true!

Kairi: Well Sora was always a child even at our age

Sora: SANTA IS REAL AND I'll PROVE IT!!! JACK TO THE HALLOWEEN MOBILE!!!

-batman theme comes on as Sora and Jack drive off to Christmas Town-

Kairi and Riku: Well this is boring lets go back to the Ship.

-In christmas town-

Santa: Hello and welcome!

Jack and Sora: SANTA CLAUS!!!! -seizures-

Santa: O_o; -pulls out of present bag those electric thingy's that doctors use and blasts Sora and Jack-

Jack and Sora: Ahhh....

Santa: Wow, well welcome! Whats with the outfit Jack

Jack: Oh well, i wanted to ask you if I could drive the sleigh!

Santa: -smacks Jack in the back of the head- No, and what would you like Sora?

Sora: Am I on the nice list?

Santa: Well, after that dis you gave Riku im afraid that put you on the Naughty list!

Sora: WHAAAA! What do i have to do to be on the good list!!

Santa: Well say sorry to Riku and do something for him and Jack.

Sora: Wait why Jack?

Santa: Its a friendly gesture!

Jack: THANKS SANTA!

Santa: Well lets head to the-

-That Oogie Boogie runs by-

Sora: Hey your that fat guy i killed

Oogie Boogie: LOCK SHOCK BARREL DISTRACT THEM!!

Sora: Uhh why would we follow them if you yelled out that it was a distraction

Lock: WE HAVE CHEETO'S!

Sora: OH MY GOD GET THEM!!!!!!!!!

-in the Graveyard-

Sora: Give me the cheetos!!!

Lock, Shock and Barrel: NEVER!

Prison Keeper: -eats them-

Sora: O_O!! He ate my cheetos! THAT ITS!! -jumps inside of it-

Prison Keeper: What the -blows up from the inside-

Sora: I got the cheetos! -falls down-

-in Christmas Town-

Oogie: Fat man! Why are you tied up in my new gambling machine?

Santa: -muffled noises-

Oogie: Bah!

Sora: -has cheese over his mouth- GET OVER HERE OOGIE!

Oogie: Ahh not that freak again! Uhhh, i'll kill the fat man if you get closer!

Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Sally: -finally gets to Christmas Town- OH MY GOD -rips off her leg and throws it at oogie

Oogie: HOLY SNAP! ITS A SEVERED LEG!! AHHHHHH -runs into the Gambling Machine and gets stuck- AHHHHH IM STUCK!! -the machine blows up-

Sora: Woah!

Santa: Well, that was very good Sora!

Sora: Yeah well i must be going

Santa: Don't you remember you have to help Riku and Jack

Sora: yeah....-jumps in the ship and drives off-

Santa: O_O

-in the Ship-

Kairi: How was Santa Sora?

Sora: Meh, he wanted me to do all of his chores the lazy-



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Don Patch: Welcome, now during the time I was thinking of the episode here was the alternate opening

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Kairi and Riku: So where are our costumes?

Sora: Your wearing them!!! HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Kairi and Riku: -throws Sora in the ship- Make a trip to Atlantica and leave him there! Then come back!

Ship: YES SIR!!! -blasts off-

---

Don Patch: Heh, He-larious


Marluxia: MAN WHY DID THEY ADD A DEFENSE SYSTEM TO THIS!

Larxane: -is dust again- Maybe Vexen added it!

Axel: Yeah! He was fixing the ship. And he probably suspected that we would have come on because of Xemnas!

Marluxia: Thats it! Zexion call him since I lost my cell phone back there!

Zexion: ....................(Fine...) -pulls out his cell phone and calls Vexen-

Vexen: -answering machine comes up- GREETINGS THIS IS THE ALMIGHTY VEXEN, IF YOU HAVING ANY WAY TO KEEP THIS ANSWERING MACHINE FROM MAKING MY VOICE SEEM LIKE ITS SHOUTING PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP!!

Zexion: .......................!!!!! (WERE GOING TO KILL YOU VEXEN FOR MAKING A DEFENSE SYSTEM AGAINST US ON THE SHIP!!!)

Vexen: -beep-

Marluxia: What happend?

Zexion: .................(Answering Machine,)

Marluxia: Yeah, I have no idea what you said.

---

Sora: Alright so were heading to the the Pride Lands now?

Kairi: Sora, we've been talking, and...

Sora: what?

Riku: -grabs and throws Sora in a escape pod- YOUR GOING TO ATLANTICA SO WE DON'T HAVE TO!

Sora: WHAT! But we all have to go!

Riku: No, since we joined this dimension without warning. We don't have to!

-Simple and Clean comes on, and they talk like in the KH Ending-

Kairi: Don't worry Sora we'll come back for you!

Sora: -crying- I know you will! -blasts off to Atlantica-

-Simple and Clean stops-

Kairi: -laughs- He actually believed me!

Riku and Kairi: -laugh their heads off-

---

Marluxia: Ok, so on three were going to ambush them. Ready, THREE

-charges in and starts bashing Riku and Kairi's heads in-

Axel: What the

Marluxia: Where's Sora?

Riku: We sent him off to Atlantica

Larxane: Did he clog the toilet or something?

Kairi: No to open the dimension switcher we need to finish the Pride Lands, Space Paranoid, Hollow Bastion, The Big Nobody Castle, and Atlantica.

Marluxia: So if we do all of those...we get to leave this horrible place?

Riku: Yep!

Zexion: .................(I HAVE A PLAN!!)

Riku: Cool what is it!

Zexion: .....................................(We can send our people to two worlds at a time and you guys can go to the other two to finish them! We'll get home even faster!)

Riku: Basicly what he said is, that Don Patch, Me and Kairi will go to two worlds, and you guys go to the other two.

Don Patch: WE CALL HOLLOW BASTION AND SPACE PARANOID!

Marluxia: WHAT!! You mean we have to be animals! And we have to face off against Xemnas!

Kairi: You should have called dibs on the worlds you wanted!

Marluxia: Fine, Axel get the Organization Mobile to transform into its space ship mode

Axel: Alright lets see...-presses buttons- Tank mode, nope. Submarine Mode, nope. Gundam Wing mode, nope. Super Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Mode, nope

Marluxia: JUST PUSH THE ONE WITH THE SPACE SHIP SYMBOL!

Axel: -presses it-

Organization Mobile: -rockets and fins come out-

Larxane: Cool...

Marluxia: Just so you guys know

Riku: Yeah?

Marluxia: You guys have to pay my hospital bill. NO TAKEBACKS! -blasts off in the ship-

Don Patch: You guys should have seen that coming -laughs-

Kairi: You get to pay the hospital bill!

Riku: No takebacks! BYE!

-they run off-

Don Patch: I should have seen that coming

To be continued...

[keybladewielder121]

Sora: I want to school
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[RikuRules999]

Kaze that was the best ever.I can't wait for Pride Lands.I got a Sneek Peek.

Sora:I hate atlantica.
Ariel:Hey Sora,is that...
Sora:KILLL!!!!-get's out keyblade-
Ariel:Ahhhhh!!!

-in Pride Lands-
Marluxia: Darn I am a lion.
Zexion-............(I am too.)
Marluxia-Hey a lion dude.
Xemnas: DESTROY THEM!!!
Marluxia:RUNNN!!!!

Is this great for a Sneek Peek.

[xaldin's_my_nobody]

wht about me K_K T_T:(

[kaze_krazy]

hey RikuRules999 awesome Sneek Peek it give me an idea lol
xaldin's_my_nobody i'm still writing 1 for u sry i'm taking ages


-In the Pride Lands, the Organization teleports into the Hyena den-

Larxane: -is a cheetah- Hey I'm fast as lighting! And my element is lighting get it? -laughs-

Axel: -is a lion with spiky red hair- OOOOO I'm a super cool lion!

Zexion: -is a white lion with a sliver mane and is glowing- .......... (Oh yeah, i am awesome)

Marluxia: -silhouette is huge- MUUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! -is a meer cat- WHAT THE!!! HOW COME I'M NOT A LION! I'M THE LEADER OF THIS GROUP! And Zexion on how come your glowing! And why are you a lion too Axel!

Zexion: ........................ (Well maybe because were the coolest members)

Marluxia: What did he say?

Axel: ............... (yeah I know isn't Marluxia a loser!)

Marluxia: GRRRR

Axel: He said because were cooler

Marluxia: GAAH THATS IT NO DESERTS FOR YOU!

Hyena: -standing around a fire- Hey, Meer Cat get out.

Marluxia: Hey what about them!

Hyena: Meh, the cheetah, and lions I have no problem with.

Marluxia: Guys!

Larxane: Sorry boss were in the cool crowd now!

Hyena: : -farts and the fire disappears-

Axel: -eye twitches- Fire gone? No, no...no....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -starts charging the hyena-

Hyena: WAAAAA -runs away-

Axel: -mourns the lost of the fire-

Marluxia: -jumps on Axel- come on guys lets go see who's in charge.

-they run to the graveyard and see Nala being attacked by heartless-

Zexion: .................(Shouldn't we help her?)

Axel: Yeah we should

Marluxia: Fine, yo heartless take five!

Heartless: Whatever dude, -they take there PSP's-

Nala: Wow, thanks for helping me out.

Marluxia: Its nothing is there anything we can help out wi-

Nala: -sees Zexion- WOOOOOOO! YOU ARE OUR NEW KING THAT OUR CRAZY MONKEY SHAMAN SAID!!!

Zexion: ................... (Uhhhhh, what?)

Nala: Your too humble to talk? OOOOOOOO, come lets go to the Pride Rock!

-in Pride Rock-

Crazy Monkey Shaman: Whoa!

Nala: Is he our new king?

Crazy Monkey Shaman: Nope

Zexion: ................(ahhh man....)

Nala: Well, is this pyro our king?

Axel: He he, pyro.

Crazy Monkey Shaman: Nope

Simba: -walks by- Sup, I got the munchies!

Marluxia: You know, he looks just like the picture!

Crazy Monkey Shaman: Yeah he is, its just he's to lazy ever since two regular animals showed him video games and papou leaves.

Marluxia: Really now

Crazy Monkey Shaman: Yeah we just need to get them away from Simba so he can defeat Scar.

Marluxia: ORGANIZATION HUDDLE FORMATION! -gathers with everyone- Ok, I have plan to make this easier...wait a second where's larxane?

Larxane: -appears out of thin air- HE HEE HEEE HEEEEEEEEe, papou leaves are good heheheehehehehehehe. OOOO MY TAIL IS SO PURDY!!! -chases it-

Marluxia: Well, she's no use. Ok Zexion...-whispers in his ear- There's no way we can beat Scar with his heartless...ness is on. So I'm going to fight him. And you need to go get Axel and say that Scar just poured water on a huge bonfire in the shape of a flame. I can handle the rest.

Zexion: -nods-

Marluxia: ORGANIZATION GO! -says it all awesome like-

Larxane: OOO I GOT MY TAIL!

Marluxia: You killed it Larxane...

Larxane: MY TAIL IS DEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo -cries-

Marluxia: Its an expression jeez...

-at the top of Pride Rock-

Marluxia: Yo Scar, bring it!

Scar: -looks at him- Meh, whatever -starts beating the snot out of Marluxia-

Marluxia: GO NOW ZEXION!

Zexion: -runs to Axel- ........................ (Axel! Scar just poured water on a huge bonfire that was in the shape of a flame!)

Axel: -eye twitches over and over-

Zexion: ...............(Uhhh, are you ok?)

Axel: -instantly appears on Pride Rock and eye starts twitching again-

Marluxia: -has scars and bruises and about five black eyes- Ugh.... -crawls off- Zexion! Hide behind a rock!

Axel: -blows up-

Scar: -lying on the ground blackend by the blast-

Axel: -eye twitches and he falls down-

Marluxia: YO SIMBA! There's papou leaves where Scar is!

Simba: SWEET! -runs up there-

Marluxia: Hey Nala look!

Nala: -sees Simba standing over Scar's body- He's ready to be King!

Simba: Say what?

Marluxia: -jumps ontop of Axel- come on, lets get back to the Organization Mobile...

-In Hollow Bastion, Kairi, Riku and Don Patch walk up to Leon-

Leon: Hey guys, where's Sora?

Kairi: Uhhhhh, he's in a dance-off.

Leon: Oh, well cool. Guess what! I just got the movie Tron!

Riku: SWEET! I never seen it before

Don Patch: Yeah neither have I!

Leon: Here let me put it in Ansem the Wise's computer! -trips on a wire and it hits the computer and goes through the portal thingy- Ahh shoot.

Kairi: Well i guess we can help you.

Riku: Ah man...

-Don Patch, Riku, Kairi walk into the portal-

Riku: Cool, we're blue! And we look like cyborgs!

Don Patch: -has red armor- Cool!

Tron: How did you guys get in here?

Kairi: Well, where are we first?

Tron: Prison

Don Patch: WE'RE IN PRISON NOOOOOOOOOOOO! -cries-

Tron: We could get out if one of us had a key

Kairi and Don Patch: -looks at Riku-

Riku: What?

Kairi: Get your keyblade!

Riku: I can't it only appears when there's a battle!

Don Patch: Step aside...i'll get this door open! -pulls out THE DON PATCH SWORD, and holds it to the gate and nothing happens- YOU STUPID DOOR! OPEN!!!! -starts smacking the door with the sword and it opens- Ha ha! Don Patch wins again!

Sark: O_o; How did you guy get out! -see's Don Patch's red armor- Oh, hello fellow bad guy! Lets go see the MCP

Don Patch: OK!

Sark: -locks the door again-

Kairi: Thats it! -starts attacking Riku-

Riku: OW what are you doing!

Kairi: Challenging you to a battle!

Riku: BRING IT! -keyblade comes out-

Kairi: finally, -grabs Riku's arm and points it towards the door and unlocks it- There, you win.

Riku: Why didn't I think of that...

Tron: Thanks, now I need your help

Riku: Well, we need your help!

Tron: I said it first

Riku: Dang it...Fine, what do you want.

Tron: My name is Tron

Kairi: SAY WHAT! We're supposed to be looking for a movie about you!

Tron: Movie?

Kairi: Were looking for a disc type thingy.

Tron: Well, I need to delete the MCP but, he put me jail.

Riku: Well lets go kill it!

-in the MCP's place-

MCP: GAH WHO IS THIS PATHETIC -see's red armor- WELCOME BAD GUY! TO MY PLACE! THERE ARE SOME CHIPS OVER THERE AND -also see's Don Patch's Green Onion sword- OOOOO VEGY TABLES!! -eats it and chokes and dies-

Don Patch: Oops...

Sark: You killed the MCP! You are the most evilest person here! -bows down-

Tron: -throws glowing disc weapon thingy, and kills Sark- PWNED!

Sark: Master...

Don Patch: Ahhhh, I wanted a servant...

MCP: -body spits out the Tron DVD and Don Paches sword-

Don Patch: Yay!

Kairi and Riku: Yay!

Tron: Yeah the MCP is gone! Well bye guys

Don Patch: Where are you going

Tron: -jumps into the hole in the ground

Kairi: Well that was stupid. Lets go get Leon

To be Continued...

[RikuRules999]

That was hilarious.Another Sneek Peek.

Sora:I think I better leave.-finds gummi ship and leaves-
-Riku,Kairi and Don Patch go to Leon-
Leon:Wow that was fast.
Riku:Yeah we are fast at this.
Don Patch:I love PIE!
Leon:What?
-Sora goes to Pride Lands-

Sora:Hey Marluxia.
Marluxia: Please leave.
Sora:No way.I love being a lion.
Marluxia:You even ge to be a lion.-Goes mad and falls down-
Zexion:.........(There goes Marluxia.)
-Riku,Kairi and Don Patch leave with Leon with them-

Do You like it.

[kaze_krazy]

HAHA NICE!!! :D


-In the Hollow Bastion Marketplace-

Cloud: -walks up to Riku, Kairi and Don Patch- Have you guys seen Sephiroth?

-One winged Angel comes on-

Riku: O_o

Don Patch: Hey thats cool! SEPHIROTH SEPHIROTH!

-One Winged Angel comes on-

Cloud: Have you seen him?

Kairi: What does he look like?

Cloud: Sliver hair, carries a sword type thingy

Everyone: -looks at Riku-

Riku: What? I have a keyblade, not a sword. Idiots.

Cloud: Well I'll just keep looking

Kairi: -picks up a flier- Lets see...

FIGHT THE ONE AND ONLY SEPHIROTH, AND IF YOU WIN YOU GET FREE COOKIES AND YOU GET A NICE SEPHPOOHROTH PLUSIHE DOLL! COME TO THE DARK CREVIS PLACE WITH THE EVIL CASTLE AND ALL THE HEARTLESS STUFF AROUND IT. YEAH, AND IF YOU COULD CAN YOU BRING SOME MCDONALD'S! DEM WIZARDS PUT A NEW SPELL ON THEM I HEARD, THEY GOTS A NEW KETCHUP THERE THAT HAS SUPER SAUCE, PEACE OUT!

Riku: Weird, -looks and there all over the place- How could he miss them?

Don Patch: Well lets get there before Cloud gets the plushie!

-In the Dark Crevis place-

Riku: Alright time to get a plushy! BRING IT SEPHIROTH!

-One winged angel comes on-

Sephiroth: Please we must end all Sliver Hair on Sliver Hair Violence, it has to stop.

Riku: Your right we have to-

Sephiroth: -knocks him off the clif- WHO'S NEXT! -see's Kairi-

Kairi: O_O; -runs away-

****Note Here comes my favorite scene ok, read it. READ IT****

Sephiroth: Ok that was easy...-see's Don Patch- YOU!!!

Don Patch: SEPHIROTH!

-One Winged Angel comes on-

Don Patch: I thought I killed you on the reactor

Sephiroth: It takes more then a simple stab with my own sword to kill me...

Don Patch: Oh come on, the whole sword went through you!

Sephiroth: Whatever, LET US FIGHT!! -Black Wing appears-

Don Patch: -Takes out the DON PATCH SWORD, and a takes out a buffalo chicken wing- Let us finish this!

-They engage in a high speed sword fight-

Sephiroth: -eats Don Patch's buffalo chicken wing- HA YUMMY!

Don Patch: Oh come on that is so cheating

Sephiroth: Come on I'm a bad guy...

Don Patch: Well YOUR MOM! WHAT NOW PUNK!

-high speed sword fight continues-

Sephiroth: How are you winning with a piece of celery!

Don Patch: Oh this is no celery...-does the flash move that Sephiroth does- Its a green onion...

Sephiroth: -dramaticly falls off the cliff- oh man that really HHHHHHUUUUUURRRRRRRTTTTTTttttt....

-One Winged Angel stops and confetti pops up and hot chicks appear-

Hot Chicks: Congratulations, you beat Sephiroth, here is your prize a SephPOOHroth plushy doll and some cookies!

Don Patch: Wow, I would just like to thank the farm that gave me this excellent sword! And my mom, YOU ROCK! And anime, thanks for giving me those cool sword moves!

Kairi and Riku: I can't believe you beat Sephiroth.

Don Patch: Well, I am the coolest character here.

Kairi and Riku: -pushes him off the cliff-

Marluxia: Ok now that were out of there...Xemnas place...all right now were going to have to sneak in and take them out one by one! Everyone ready?

Everyone: READY!

-they fly into the castle opening and land near The Hall of Empty Melodies-

Marluxia: Ok, -takes out papou leaves-

Larxane: Where did you get those!

Marluxia: I have the abilty to control over flowers! Duh! -puts it on a string the throws it in the Hall.

Xigbar: SWEET PAPOU LEAVES DUDE!! -chases after it-

Marluxia: Zexion transform into a frying pan

Zexion: O_o ............... (well alright but you better not-)

Marluxia: -smacks Xigbar in the head with Zexion- There! -throws Xigbar off the ledge- Now...-goes by the Havoc Divide door- Zexion transform into a deck of cards

Zexion: -has a ice pack over his head- ...............(You better not use me as a weapon.) -transforms-

Marluxia: Nah nah, its cool! -grabs the deck of cards and starts taking out all of the reds-

Zexion: ................!! (AHHHHH THATS KILLING ME)

Marluxia: There all reds, an instant win! -puts it in the portal-

Luxord: -playing cards against nobodies- Man, im going to lose!! -sees the reds- OOOOOO -goes near the portal and Marluxia kicks him in the face- OOOOOWWWWWWW THAT HURT!

Axel: -sends a huge fireball into the portal and it goes red- Well that was easy!

Marluxia: Yeah, now for Saix we have to be really-

Sora: -in a escape pod, yelling so loud that IM GOING TO KILL YOU PEOPLE!!!!

Saix: -goes beserk and starts destroying everything-

Marluxia: GAHHH YOUR SO STUPID SORA!!! Zexion, i need you to

Zexion: ...............(NOOOOOOO)

Axel: He said no

Marluxia: no? Why?

Zexion: .....................(CAUSE YOUR GOING TO END UP USING ME AS A WEAPON!)

Axel: He said your going to use him as a weapon

Marluxia: Yeah...-pushes him in the portal and breaks the portal doorway- Ok lets go get Xemnas!

-in the Altar of Naught-

Xemnas: -reading the paper- Hmmmmm, heh heh heh. Oh Garfield when will you learn...

Marluxia: Alright Xemnas its time to fight

Xemnas: Oh if it isnt the puny drug dealing flower man

Marluxia: I DON'T DRUG DEAL!!

Xemnas: Alright lets fight -takes out energy swords-

Marluxia: Yeah -takes out scythe-

Xemnas: RAAAAAAA

Sora: HEY WATCH OUT DUDE!! -crashes into Xemnas-

Xemnas Door: Ding

Marluxia: Hey thats all of them!

Riku and Kairi: -fly into the castle- THE DOOR IS OPEN!!!

Everyone: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo -jumps in the portal-

------------------

Sora, Riku, Kairi: WERE HOME!!!

Crazy Kids: RARAHHHHH

Sora: Thanks a lot guys, I finish Atlantica for you guys and what do you do to repay me? You let the house get destroyed by crazy summer kids

Riku: Just shut up and get us some popcorn

Kairi: -sits on the ruined couch watching t.v- Did we forget someone?

---

Don Patch: Hello? Hellooooo? Im sorry all right!!!!!

---

Everyone: Nah

[kaze_krazy]

HAHA NICE!!! :D


-In the Hollow Bastion Marketplace-

Cloud: -walks up to Riku, Kairi and Don Patch- Have you guys seen Sephiroth?

-One winged Angel comes on-

Riku: O_o

Don Patch: Hey thats cool! SEPHIROTH SEPHIROTH!

-One Winged Angel comes on-

Cloud: Have you seen him?

Kairi: What does he look like?

Cloud: Sliver hair, carries a sword type thingy

Everyone: -looks at Riku-

Riku: What? I have a keyblade, not a sword. Idiots.

Cloud: Well I'll just keep looking

Kairi: -picks up a flier- Lets see...

FIGHT THE ONE AND ONLY SEPHIROTH, AND IF YOU WIN YOU GET FREE COOKIES AND YOU GET A NICE SEPHPOOHROTH PLUSIHE DOLL! COME TO THE DARK CREVIS PLACE WITH THE EVIL CASTLE AND ALL THE HEARTLESS STUFF AROUND IT. YEAH, AND IF YOU COULD CAN YOU BRING SOME MCDONALD'S! DEM WIZARDS PUT A NEW SPELL ON THEM I HEARD, THEY GOTS A NEW KETCHUP THERE THAT HAS SUPER SAUCE, PEACE OUT!

Riku: Weird, -looks and there all over the place- How could he miss them?

Don Patch: Well lets get there before Cloud gets the plushie!

-In the Dark Crevis place-

Riku: Alright time to get a plushy! BRING IT SEPHIROTH!

-One winged angel comes on-

Sephiroth: Please we must end all Sliver Hair on Sliver Hair Violence, it has to stop.

Riku: Your right we have to-

Sephiroth: -knocks him off the clif- WHO'S NEXT! -see's Kairi-

Kairi: O_O; -runs away-

****Note Here comes my favorite scene ok, read it. READ IT****

Sephiroth: Ok that was easy...-see's Don Patch- YOU!!!

Don Patch: SEPHIROTH!

-One Winged Angel comes on-

Don Patch: I thought I killed you on the reactor

Sephiroth: It takes more then a simple stab with my own sword to kill me...

Don Patch: Oh come on, the whole sword went through you!

Sephiroth: Whatever, LET US FIGHT!! -Black Wing appears-

Don Patch: -Takes out the DON PATCH SWORD, and a takes out a buffalo chicken wing- Let us finish this!

-They engage in a high speed sword fight-

Sephiroth: -eats Don Patch's buffalo chicken wing- HA YUMMY!

Don Patch: Oh come on that is so cheating

Sephiroth: Come on I'm a bad guy...

Don Patch: Well YOUR MOM! WHAT NOW PUNK!

-high speed sword fight continues-

Sephiroth: How are you winning with a piece of celery!

Don Patch: Oh this is no celery...-does the flash move that Sephiroth does- Its a green onion...

Sephiroth: -dramaticly falls off the cliff- oh man that really HHHHHHUUUUUURRRRRRRTTTTTTttttt....

-One Winged Angel stops and confetti pops up and hot chicks appear-

Hot Chicks: Congratulations, you beat Sephiroth, here is your prize a SephPOOHroth plushy doll and some cookies!

Don Patch: Wow, I would just like to thank the farm that gave me this excellent sword! And my mom, YOU ROCK! And anime, thanks for giving me those cool sword moves!

Kairi and Riku: I can't believe you beat Sephiroth.

Don Patch: Well, I am the coolest character here.

Kairi and Riku: -pushes him off the cliff-

Marluxia: Ok now that were out of there...Xemnas place...all right now were going to have to sneak in and take them out one by one! Everyone ready?

Everyone: READY!

-they fly into the castle opening and land near The Hall of Empty Melodies-

Marluxia: Ok, -takes out papou leaves-

Larxane: Where did you get those!

Marluxia: I have the abilty to control over flowers! Duh! -puts it on a string the throws it in the Hall.

Xigbar: SWEET PAPOU LEAVES DUDE!! -chases after it-

Marluxia: Zexion transform into a frying pan

Zexion: O_o ............... (well alright but you better not-)

Marluxia: -smacks Xigbar in the head with Zexion- There! -throws Xigbar off the ledge- Now...-goes by the Havoc Divide door- Zexion transform into a deck of cards

Zexion: -has a ice pack over his head- ...............(You better not use me as a weapon.) -transforms-

Marluxia: Nah nah, its cool! -grabs the deck of cards and starts taking out all of the reds-

Zexion: ................!! (AHHHHH THATS KILLING ME)

Marluxia: There all reds, an instant win! -puts it in the portal-

Luxord: -playing cards against nobodies- Man, im going to lose!! -sees the reds- OOOOOO -goes near the portal and Marluxia kicks him in the face- OOOOOWWWWWWW THAT HURT!

Axel: -sends a huge fireball into the portal and it goes red- Well that was easy!

Marluxia: Yeah, now for Saix we have to be really-

Sora: -in a escape pod, yelling so loud that IM GOING TO KILL YOU PEOPLE!!!!

Saix: -goes beserk and starts destroying everything-

Marluxia: GAHHH YOUR SO STUPID SORA!!! Zexion, i need you to

Zexion: ...............(NOOOOOOO)

Axel: He said no

Marluxia: no? Why?

Zexion: .....................(CAUSE YOUR GOING TO END UP USING ME AS A WEAPON!)

Axel: He said your going to use him as a weapon

Marluxia: Yeah...-pushes him in the portal and breaks the portal doorway- Ok lets go get Xemnas!

-in the Altar of Naught-

Xemnas: -reading the paper- Hmmmmm, heh heh heh. Oh Garfield when will you learn...

Marluxia: Alright Xemnas its time to fight

Xemnas: Oh if it isnt the puny drug dealing flower man

Marluxia: I DON'T DRUG DEAL!!

Xemnas: Alright lets fight -takes out energy swords-

Marluxia: Yeah -takes out scythe-

Xemnas: RAAAAAAA

Sora: HEY WATCH OUT DUDE!! -crashes into Xemnas-

Xemnas Door: Ding

Marluxia: Hey thats all of them!

Riku and Kairi: -fly into the castle- THE DOOR IS OPEN!!!

Everyone: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo -jumps in the portal-

------------------

Sora, Riku, Kairi: WERE HOME!!!

Crazy Kids: RARAHHHHH

Sora: Thanks a lot guys, I finish Atlantica for you guys and what do you do to repay me? You let the house get destroyed by crazy summer kids

Riku: Just shut up and get us some popcorn

Kairi: -sits on the ruined couch watching t.v- Did we forget someone?

---

Don Patch: Hello? Hellooooo? Im sorry all right!!!!!

---

Everyone: Nah

[xaldin's_my_nobody]

when u have the time can someone go to general forum-web fmaily and look for kh2 nobody leage and play please thnx:D

[kaze_krazy]

Sora: Everyone, I'm going to go find myself!

Kairi: -whispers to Riku- Did you take the mirror away from him again?

Riku: Nope

Sora: I mean I'm going on a journey by myself

Kairi and Riku: -cha ching!- WE'LL PACK YOUR STUFF!

---

-Near the railroad tracks-

Sora: -walks into a huge line of people, and pokes the guy in front of him- Is this the Self Discovery Line?

Dude: Nope, this is the Line for the Hobo Recruitment, the self discovery line is that way!

Sora: Thanks! -runs to the line- One ticket please!

Train Guy: And will you be taking the Mid-Life Crisis package? It comes with the Luxury Bed, Bath, & Beyond, Bed Section of the train!

Sora: Hmmmmm... I'm 16 and thats close to 15 which would be the middle of 10 and 20. And its a crisis that I need a bed. So I'll take it!

Train Guy: -train comes by- Ok everyone get ready to run and board the train!

-Sora and a bunch of middle aged guys jump on the train while its still going-

Sora: Yay! So where is this place going?

Middle Aged Dude: Destiny Islands.

Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

---

Riku: Don't worry Sora you'll end up doing something.

Sora: Yeah...I KNOW! I'll be in a Movie!

---

Some Guy: Take 1; Matrix 4 Enter the Neo. Action!

Morpheus: We must be silent before the machines get us.

Sora: DUDE! MORPHEUS THEY GOT DOUGHNUTS OVER HERE!

Morpheus: Are they glazed?

Sora: YEAH!

Morpheus: SWEET -jumps off set-

Director: YOUR FIRED!

---

George Lucas: Action!

Sora: -dressed up as Luke-

Obi-Wan: Luke use the for-

Sora: One sec Wan, -messes with the radio- Sick this thing has video! -turns on The Daily Show with John Stewart-

Obi-Wan: Luke! Use the force!

Sora: Cant it wait? My shows almost done!

George: YOUR FIRED

---

Sora: WAAAAAA There's nothing fun I can do....

Kairi: Yeah, your right. Now go away your blocking the TV.

Sora: -goes outside- I wish I could do something fun...

-a comet flies through the air and hits Sora in the head-

Sora: WHAT THE-

Comet Man: -jumps out- Yeah I am looking to deliver this super suit for a...Superhero?

Sora: Well, this is him?

Comet Man: Alright that will be-

Sora: One second, let me test out the suit so it fits!

Comet Man: look its a special alloy that will fit anything. Even that rock next to you

Sora: Whatever, I just wanted to put it on so...I CAN ESCAPE WITHOUT PAYING MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH -flies away-

Comet Man: I should really stop letting them test the suit out.

Sora: Hmmmm lets see. There's no mask to this! Then everyone will know its me! I know! Even a mask that just covers your eyes confuses everyone! -puts it on-

Lady: Help someone save my baby!

Sora: I'll do that one later

Guy: My money is in that building!

Sora: -in a dramatic voice- I SHALL SAVE THE DAY!! -saves the money and the baby- Here you go Rich Guy!

Guy: Are you Sora:

Sora: NAY! I AM SORA MAN!

Guy: So you are Sora

Sora: Noooo, I'm SORA MAN!!

Guy: Whatever, here's five bucks

Sora: AWESOME! -flies back to the house- Hmmm, I'm a superhero, i have the right to blow up things when i go places -blows up the house door-

Kairi and Riku: Sup Sora

Sora: How did you know it was me?

Kairi: Just because there's a little mask that covers your eyes doesnt mean we don't know who you are.

Sora: Well...I AM THE SORA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyways, here's a new episode!

Sora: Meh, -throws a rock at Riku-

Riku: Meh -smacks Sora in the face-

Kairi: Meh -bashes there heads in-

Sora: Meh, im bored. Someone take over the world, or kidnap the president just give us something to do!

Marluxia: -comes in and hides under the couch-

Kairi: Ok, ummm why is Marluxia hiding under our couch?

Marluxia: SHUT UP!

Xemnas: -comes in- Where is the Drug Dealing Long Haired Flower Man?

Riku: Uhhh he's...in the...bathroom?

Xemnas: FLOWER MAN I SHALL GET YOU!!! -jumps into the bathroom-

Riku: -slams the door-

Xemnas: HEY IF YOU ARE GOING TO LOCK ME INTO THE BATHROOM AT LEAST GET ME SOME FOOD

Riku: Fine, what do you want?

Xemnas: How about Taco Bell?

Riku: No, i don't have that much money

Xemnas: Fine, Mcdonalds

Riku: Good, Sora go get Mcdonalds

Sora: Do I have to?

Xemnas: If you don't I'll just break this door down!

Sora: NO NO! Thats ok! I don't have enough money to repair another door! -runs to Mcdonalds-

-in Mcdonalds-

Mcdonalds Worker: Welcome to Mcdonalds can I take your order?

Sora: Yeah i'll take...a. -call Xemnas- What do you want?

Xemnas: I'll Big Mac

Sora: All right, but your cleaning the bathroom if you spill stuff!

Xemnas: Fine, i'll take a Double Cheese Burger

Sora: Ok, a double chee- What the! -is in a cage-

McD Worker: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You have to work for us now!

Sora: Why?

McD Worker: Because you know magic!

Sora: LIKE OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW!

McD Worker: Because we played Kingdom Hearts

Sora: Oh, yeah...well uhh I STILL WONT WORK FOR YOU!

McD Worker: You don't have a choice. So meet your fellow wizards. Ongoth the Terrible, Merlin the Wizard, Obi-wan Kenobi, and Don Patch.

Sora: Don Patch! I thought we left you in the Kingdom Hearts dimension!

Don Patch: I keep telling everyone that im magic! But do they believe me? NOOOOOOOOO...

McD Worker: Well, GET BACK TO WORK!!

Sora: Man, i just want a double cheese burger...

Don Patch: Here, -gives Sora one- Come with me!

-in a dark spooky room-

Don Patch: -throws Sora into something-

Sora: What are you doing?

Don Patch: -goes into it, and pulls a rope then him and Sora blast off into the air-

Sora: AA CAANNNNONN!! HOW DID YOU FIT THAT INTO MCDONALDS!

Don Patch: IM MAGIC YOU LOSER!!

-they hit the mansion-

Sora: -throws the burger into the bathroom-

Xemnas: Finally

Sora: Where's Marluxia?

Riku: He escaped

Xemnas: WAIT THIS HAS MUSTARD ON IT!!!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH -the house blows up-

Riku and Kairi: Thanks a lot Sora

Sora: I didn't make it! Don Patch did!

Don Patch: Say what! -gets a massive beating-

[RikuRules999]

That was great.I have no Sneek Peeks right now.:(

[xaldin's_my_nobody]

its finally summer and im already bored as hell but i have your stories to look forward to this summer k_k:D

[kaze_krazy]

-In Castle Oblivion-

Marluxia: -grabbing Riku's leg- NOOOOO don't leave we need you!

Riku: Sorry man, its just you aren't evil anymore!

Marluxia: We can be evil like uhhh, uhhhh hey Axel!

Axel: What?

Marluxia: Your fat!

Axel: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa -cries and runs away-

Marluxia: Was that evil?

Riku: Well, sorta but no.

Marluxia: Fine! Leave we don't need you! -kicks him out- Hmmmm, MEETING TIME!!!

-in the meeting room-

Marluxia: Ok, since our group is just made out of; A Hyper Seven Year old in the body of a twenty one year old woman, a pyro, and a mute. We need Henchmen, and lots of them

Axel: What about the nobodies, those qualify.

Marluxia: Yeah but Xemnas did something to them now there all lazy now.

Nobody: Hey can you get me the chips? I'm trying to set the record for sitting down the longest, it says the longest is death but I'm just a being with out a soul so I LIVE ON!!

Marluxia: Axel...

Axel: On it! -grabs the nobody and walks into a room-

Nobody: Hey what are you doing?

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Axel: -hair is on fire- Hey guys, I'm back.

Marluxia: But seriously Xemnas made them so lazy there a new type of nobody!

Nobody: Hey we heard that! Were going to get you now! -crawls off the couch then dies-

Marluxia: See they die if they don't stay on the couch!

Axel: Well we can hire regular people!

Larxane: Yeah that would work! We could like suit them up with cool weapons like ours!

Marluxia: That is the single greatest idea you ever thought of!

Larxane: Thanks -blushes-

Marluxia: Do that again and I'll fire you, now go off and get some people!

-a few hours later-

Marluxia: What is this!?!

-leachmix, RikuRules999, Yoto, and keybladewielder121 stand in a line-

Axel: What this is the perfect team!

Everyone: HEY!!

Larxane: Quiet henchies!

Marluxia: Ok hench...people. Your first job is to...get us some lunch.

leachmix: Hey! Were not your slaves, were henchmen

Marluxia: Fine, we'll give you super cool organization weapons

Henchies: REALLY!

Marluxia: Yeah! And if you go get us lunch it will give us time to get them

Everyone: Yay! -skips away-

Axel: What do you plan on giving them

Marluxia: I have noooooo clue.

---

-Evil Music Comes on, and leachmix, RikuRules999,Yoto and keybladewielder121 walk in the Mcdonalds IN SLOW MOTION!!!-

People Eating: Oooooo

Guy at the Counter: -scratches back- Are you going to order something or just walk in slow mo all day?

-slow motion off!-

leachmix: We'll take -lightning strikes- THREE HAPPY MEALS!!!!!!!! -dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-

Counter Guy: What would you like to drink a chocolate milk or a soda?

RikuRules999: Uhhhh, what does Marluxia like?

Yoto: Uhhh, which one is cheaper!

keybladewielder121: That doesn't matter get the chocolate milk! It's way better for him!

leachmix: Nooooo were evil now so we have to make him not-better!

keybladewielder121: Your right!

Yoto: Wait can I try it this time?

leachmix: Sure!

Yoto: -lightning strikes- WE'LL TAKE THE SODA!!! -dun dun dunnnnnnnn-

RikuRules999: Can i do it next time?

keybladewielder121: I want to!

leachmix: Hey you guys are Evil now! You'll settle it in a match to the death.

RikuRules999 and keybladewielder121: -starts grabbing chairs-

leachmix: NOT IN HERE! JEEZ

-they go over to the soda section and about a million soda flavors stand before them-

RikuRules999: AHHHH WHAT SODA DOES MARLUXIA LIKE!!

Yoto: Just give him a bit of everything!

RikuRules999: Good idea!

-in Castle Oblivion-

Marluxia: You got our food?

Everyone: You got our weapons?

Marluxia: Uhhh, give me the food first

Everyone: OK! ^_^

Marluxia: Ok, here's they are; A super ultimate fighting staff *cough* carboard tube. A deadly staple gun *cough* no staples. A super saw *cough* hand-held fan. And a lightsaber *cough* flashlight.

Everyone: OOOOOO

Marluxia: Ok now go away.

Everyone: -skips away-

Axel: What toy did you get Larxane!

Larxane: I got a car!

Axel: Same here! -they both play with the cars-

Marluxia: -takes a sip of the drink and spits it out- Ahhh man, I can't believe that we hired them

Axel and Larxane: Well we think their cool! And its two against one so you can't un-hire them!

Marluxia: I think you mean fired

Axel: FIRE WHERE!

Marluxia: I should have suspected that.

To Be Continued...

[RikuRules999]

YAY I was in this one.Great story.

[Naminette]

Cool, Hope there are more to look foward to. ^v^

[xaldin's_my_nobody]

i was finally in one *runs around jumping for joy* and now i go to mc donalds thanks K_K

[xaldin's_my_nobody]

-at mcdanalds-
leachmix: i want *lightning in backround* two angus *says next thing really fast* with no ketchup no mustard no onions and extra cheese bacon and meat large fries and *starts to slow down* a diet coke, im tring to slim down.
cashier: we are out of diet coke, but u can have regular coke *big BOOM* hold on one minute *leaves and i start to hear cries of pain and a whip snap over and over again* work harder u damn wizards. *comes back with sweat on her face and a whip in hand*that will be $5.46
leachmix: O_o...ok *pays and goes to the wepons shop**sees blind man is working the counter and looks at his 'battle staff'* hey can i trade this staff for two newer ones.
b.g: sure let me feel it *gives the staff* ok wht kind do u want
leachmix: one oblivion and one oathkeeper
B.g: ok but u need to pay $100 dollars extra
leachmix: ok *hands him a one dollar bill*
b.g: thank u and here u go
leachmix: sweet now i will kill axel and take my rightful place as the coolest orginization member... hey wait a minute i just realized i copied roxas... who give
a $h!T die axel


and it all started with an angus meal, now im hungry bye

[kaze_krazy]

Okay let me just clarify that this episode is TRUE! It happend to me only a few weeks ago. But due to the fact that it would make a great mini episode I'm telling the story except with me and Don Patch. Enjoy.

Me: Yay! I get to see Pirates of the Carribean 3!!!!!!

Don Patch: Yeah this one is going to be awesome!

-in the movie theater-

Don Patch: Woah, this place is crowded!

Me: There's a open space!

-5 seats lay before them except one's taken by a ladies' purse-

Don Patch: Wow, sitting in front of an empty spot this is great!

Me: Yeah!

College Girl:1 -behind them- LIKE OMG JENNY IS THAT YOU!

College Girl 2: -in front of Me and Don Patch- LIKE OMG ITS UUU

Don Patch: Oh crud...

A Mother: Excuse me, can you move one seat over so my two kids can sit down?

Me: Sure!

-they move one seat over and infront of them is a guy with huge hair and a girl beside him-

Me: ;_;

-The previews show up and Sherk the third Preview comes on-

College Girl 1: Like OMG ogres are really gross!

Me: -eye twitches and thinks- IF THEY DO ONE MORE THING IM GOING TO KILL THEM!!

-it silent and the movie starts-

Mother: -comes back with Mcdonalds and hands it to her kids-

Kids: -proceed to make a whole bunch of noise unwrapping the burger and slurping their milkshakes-

Don Patch: She could have at least brought some for us...

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOO EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-All goes well through the movie until the very end-

Me: HERE IT COMES!!!

-and the power goes out-

Everyone: O_O -jaw drop-

Movie Theater Worker: Don't worry everyone we'll try to get the movie back...-runs away for some reason-

-power comes back and the last 30 seconds of the movie starts and finishes in an instant-

Everyone: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Don Patch: THATS IT IM SEEING IT AGAIN!

The End.

[xaldin's_my_nobody]

no way that really happened here is another of my stories


leachmix: DIE AXEL

axel: hey u copied roxas with the weapons

leachmix: stfu im trin to kill u

axel: but thats mest up man and stop spinning man and when did u get all
rainbow colorful

leachmix: O_o your smoking poapo leaves arnt u

axel: i quit the stuff i swear got it memeri-

leachmix: that is so annoying that is also the second reason i killed you *gets staffs and attacks and axel gets the $h!t beaten out of him* now for the mostr evilest thing i can possible do *gets a comb and combs down axel hair then gets scissors and cuts it all of* no wait one more evil thing *lights a match*

axel: oooooooo pretty

leachmix: *blows out match* muahahahahahah

axel: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo T_T *craddles himself and starts to cry*

leachmix: im hungry now TO MCDONALDS

[RikuRules999]

Kaze you have a cool way of making stories.Wow that must have sucked.

[kaze_krazy]

Actually I did see the ending, when the power came back on lol

Sora: Hey guys! My birthday is coming!

Riku: Good for you do you want a cookie?

Sora: Yeah!

Riku: To bad i ate the cookie

Sora: ...anyways, its my birthday and what did you guys get me?

Riku: Don't worry i'll give you the perfect gift

*FLASHBACK*

Riku: Yeah...im looking for a giant Disney character costume/

Owner: For what purpose?

Riku: My friends scared of them and its his birthday tommorow.

Owner: Step into my office...

*FLASHBACK OVER*

Riku: heh heh, GO AWAY

Sora: Fine

-in Castle Oblivion-

Marluxia: What do you want Sora

Sora: Did you guys remember my birthday?

Marluxia: Why should we, we hate you

Sora: -grabs Marluxia's neck and speaks in a demonic voice- IF YOU DON'T COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY IM GOING PUNCH...

Marluxia: Me? Cause I can take a punch

Sora: UHHHHHHHH, IM GOING TO PUNCH...ZEXION!

Marluxia: You can go ahead and punch that mute

Sora: UHH, THE LARXANE!

Marluxia: She could use a punch in the head since she is nuts!

Sora: THEN AXEL!!!!!

Marluxia: NOOOOOOO!! Not Axel!

Sora: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, NOW...GET ME SOMETHING GOOD FOR MY BIRTHDAY! -lets Marluxia go and skips away-

Axel: That Sora?

Marluxia: Yeah

Axel: Did he threaten to punch me?

Marluxia: Yeah

Axel: Did you say yes to whatever he said?

Marluxia: Yeah

Axel: Yeah?

Marluxia: Yeah

Axel: Yeah?

Marluxia: SHUT UP

-at Roxas' House-

Roxas: Hey Sora

Sora: My birthday is coming are you going to come?

Roxas: Nope!

Sora: DONT MAKE ME MERGE WITH YOU!

Roxas: No I don't want to! YOU EAT SO MUCH JUNK FOOD! I WOULD HAVE DIED IF I HADN'T ESCAPED

Sora: Well get me something good and I won't have to...

Roxas: -sigh- Fine

Sora: See ya later! -skips away-

-in the Mansion-

Sora: Hey Kairi, since its my birthday do you

Kairi: No

Sora: HA! I was going to say, "Not want to go out with me!", You should have listened! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Kairi: T_T; look, Sora. I can't even be here on your birthday

Sora: ;_; but why?

Kairi: Im doing MC Raid tonight, I hope you understand

Sora: MC?

Kairi: Yeah, like ROFL, J/K, LOL, OMG ect...

Sora: I don't even know those acronyms!

Kairi: You know what the word acronym means and you dont know what those are?

Sora: Yeah!

Kairi: Bye Sora

Sora: ;_;

-At the party-

Ray: What did you get him?

Maruxia: A bomb

Ray: Same here

Roxas: Did you guys see Sora anywhere?

Ray: I think he's in his room

-in Sora's room-

Sora: Hahhah, with my slightly genius plan i'll make kairi come to my party! -goes on World of Warcraft-

-In World of Warcraft-

UltraNob: -Sora- Ok lets see...-checks acronym guide- LFG MC PST!!

HawtKairi: -sends a invite to UltraNob- Hey

UltraNob: hey,

HawtKairi: Ok, lets head out

-In Molten Core-

HawtKairi: Ok is everyone ready?

UltraNob: -thinks- HA hah now for the plan...-screams- UULLLLTTTTRRRAAAAA NNNNNNNOOOOOOBBBBBBB

HawtKairi: What is he doing?

UltraNob: -charges into the super ultra omega boss, RAGNOS!-

-three seconds later-

Everyone: -dead- THANKS A LOT UTLRA N00B!

UltraNob: -signs out-

Sora: Ha ha, perfect...-runs out to the party-

Kairi: -comes out- Man what a total rip

Sora: What happend?

Kairi: Some n00b wiped our raid

Sora: Well, thats to bad. Come on join the party

Kairi: Fine...

-A lot of hours later-

Sora: OK EVERYONE SHUT UP! Time to open the gifts! -opens Ray's and Marluxia's- Wow! Bombs! Thanks guys!

Roxas: Here's my gift! -whispers- CAN I PLEASE GO NOW!

Sora: No...

Roxas: ;_;

Sora: Woah you got me a diet machine?

Roxas: Yeah its supposed to destroy all of the junk food in your body and replace it with healthy foo- -gets nailed in face with the diet machine-

Sora: Hey where's Riku? Its his-

Riku: -jumps out in a Micky Mouse Costume- ROOOOOOOARRRR

Sora: AHHHHHHHHHHHH -throws the two bombs at it and the mansion blows up-

To Be Contiuned...

[xaldin's_my_nobody]

leachmix: *comes with a small present* sorry im late for the party... *sees everyone past out* man i alays miss the good part of the party o well i should leave *sees a cake* MINE!!!!!

roxas: *wakes up* hey u need a diet machine

leachmix: no i dont

roxas: yes u do

leachmix: fine

three hourts later

roxas: wanna fight

leachmix: ok *gets his staffs*

roxas: u copied me

leachmix: lets just fight

roxas: k

10 minutes later

leachmix: that was fun

roxas: ya hey lets hit sora in the balls with our weapons

leachmix: ok

roxas: wht u get sora for his birth day *hits sora in the balls*

leachmix: *hsitb* a cookie

roxas: really *hsitb*

leachmix: yah *hsitb* but i got *roxas hsitb* hungry on the way so i just got him the box

roxas: cool cool i think thats inof of hitting sora... he may never have children

leachmix: he wont have anyone to have babys with

kairi: *stands up* BURNED *falls back down*

[kaze_krazy]

awwwww poor sora lol

Sora: Hey guys guess what?

Everyone: What?

Sora: K_K sent us his new game that she made

Riku: Really, she made a game?

Sora: Yeah she said that we'll never notice her

Kairi: So whats it called

Sora: Far Wars: Knights of the Fairly New but Slightly Old Republic: The Black Cape Wearing, Red Lightsaber Carring Evil Lords

Kairi: Where have we heard of that game before...

George Lucas: I have no clue! O_o

Riku: Put it in the Xbox 360

-in the Game-

SoRiKa: -Riku- Why did we have to make this character a girl! -Kairi- Because the name SoRiKa doesn't sound like a real name! -Sora- At least the view's good growl!

-Real Life-

Kairi: -smacks Sora in the back of the head-

-In-Game-

SoRiKa: -Sora- OWWWW!! -Kairi- Shut up Sora and lets start the game.

-a few hours into the game-

SoRiKa: -Riku- Hey look at this, a video sign *watches* Droid for sale, its free just take it man! I can't stand it, it keeps calling me a meatbag and slaps me in the face. -cries- Its horrible! Wait here it comes! -hides the camera-

Droid: What is that?

Merchant: Nothing!

Droid: Were you trying to sell me you meatbag?

Merchant: No I wasn't!

Droid: -blaster fire-

SoRiKa: O_o

Merchant: Welcome I see you've seen the video

SoRiKa: WE DON'T WANT IT!

Merchant: Nonsense! Come in Come! -walks in- Meet K_K-47!

SoRiKa: K_K-47?...

Merchant: Yeah she tried to kill me but I just started ripping all of the wires out of her

SoRiKa: So are there any side effects from doing that?

Merchant: Well all she does now is shoot stuff you point at, and call everyone you meet Meatbag

K_K-47: -turns towards SoRiKa- Clarification: He didn't do squat to me, all he changed was my ability to slap people. But I felt that he deserved to lied to.

SoRiKa: -Sora- We'll take her! -throws hand in the air-

K_K-47: -shoots the ceiling-

Merchant: Yay! -kicks the robot and SoRiKa out-

SoRiKa: -Riku- What a jerk

K_K-47: Statement: Do not worry, I rigged the house to explode once i-

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

SoRiKa: -Sora- THIS ROBOT ROCKS!!!! -Kairi- No she doesn't she’s a evil little robot! -Riku- I just plain don't care.

K_K-47: Confusion: Master Meatbag, are you insane?

SoRiKa: No its just in our world, there are three of us playing this character

K_K-47: Major Confusion: Another world? -thinks evil thoughts- And how may I get to this world?

SoRiKa: -sora- well you can grab onto this charcter and we'll quit the game you join us probably

K_K-47: Stament: Ok, now lets try it -grabs onto SoRiKa- and she dissapears with them-

-In Real Life-

K_K-47: World Domination Speech: Finally, I am free of that wretched world! Now i shall kill every Meatbag on the planet! -pulls out a rifle with 50 laser cannons on it from the wall and runs away-

Kairi: Thanks a lot Sora we just unleashed a Killer Robot into the world!

Sora: What?! That was a fake gun on the wall!

Riku: Uhhhh, actually thats a killer death ray that i built from the death rays that I took from Vexen's lab.

Sora and Kairi: O_O

Kairi: -sigh- Well thats another villain we unleashed onto the world...-sigh- Put him on the list Sora.

Sora: Okey Dookey! -grabs a red marker-

VILLAINS THAT WE UNLEASHED ONTO THE WORLD DO TO EITHER SORA OR RIKU'S STUPIDIDTY
Starbucks (Riku)
Global Warming (Sora)
Nintendo (Sora)
n00bs (Sora and Riku)
That one old lady who is the voice lady for Naruto on the American Version (Riku)
Ray (Sora)
Superhero (Sora)
Don Patch (Sora and Riku)

Sora: -says while writing- K_K-47.

Riku: Why is it always us who cause every villain in the world to be here I mean, Kairi unleashed Final Fantasy X-2 onto the world with her -says in a girlly voice- "FAN MAIL..."

Kairi: Hey shut up it was a good game!

Sora and Riku: -in girlly voices- FAN MAIL FAN MAIL FAN MAIL FAN MAIL

Kairi: GRRRRRRRRRRR

To Be Continued...

[RikuRules999]

That was great.This is a request.

Can you make one with FF X-2 characters like Yuna and Paine in it.(I am not a girl it was just cool)

[kaze_krazy]

yeah ok i make one tomorrow


Sora: Hmmmmm...

Riku: What

Sora: I'm watching the news and it seems all of the villains we created are gathering again

Riku: What! They did that last time!

Sora: Yeah I know I hate re-runs.

Riku: Yeah there so weak. Just because of that, were straying the story away from that! Come on we have to do something else.

Sora: I don't want to! I'm to lazy...

Riku: Fine...-presses button on the couch and it flips over to reveal machines and death rays- Lets see...here we are! -takes out a walker machine- Just sit on it and it will do all of the walking!

Sora: WOOOOAAAAHHHHH!

Riku: Its cool, I know I made it myself and- -see's Sora picking up all of the stuff from under the couch-

Sora: Hey here's my Don Patch doll! -pulls the string on it-

Don Patch: TIME FOR THE CHURRO DANCE!!! -dances over and over-

Sora: I love this thing, it dances forever!

Riku: Yeah i know...-takes a death ray out of the couch and blasts the doll-

Don Patch: Ouch...

Sora: NOOOOOOO -takes the Don Patch manual out- WHAT! Not refundable if Riku destroys it with a death ray! Well, I guess I can say that I shot it...

Don Patch: Not refundable if Sora lies about it being destroyed.

Sora: -cries- I remember all the good times we had with it...-sniffle-

---

Don Patch: CHURRRRRRRRRRROOOOOO DAANCEAH -dances all day and night-

Kairi: Doesn't that thing have batteries?

Don Patch: SOLAR POWER FOR THE WIN!!!

Kairi: ugh

RIku: -grabs it and shoves it in the couch-

---

Sora: Good times...well im going to go cry myself to sleep. -walks into a room-

Riku: Thats the closet

Sora: I knew that...-walks into another room-

Riku: Bathroom

Sora: I knew that...-walks into another room- AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh

Riku: Third Floor Fall Suicide Door

Sora: I KNEW THAT

Riku: Great now I have guilt...I guess i'll just have to find Don Patch

-in teh Palace of teh Don Patch-

Riku: Don Patch give me one of your dolls

Don Patch: I just can't give you one of my dolls! You have to earn it in some crazy contest

Riku: Fine i'll join one

Don Patch: Yay! Your the final one! -pulls a lever and him and Riku fall through the trap doors-

-in the contest room-

Riku: What the...

-Ray, Roxas, Darth Sidious, Ansem, K_K-47 and Riku stand in the line-

Riku: Why are you all here!

Ray: I plan on putting a bomb in the doll and giving it to Sora

Roxas: For some strange reason I want that doll!

Darth Sidious: IT WILL BE MY NEW APPRENTICE

Ansem: DARKNESS

K_K-47: Observation: I've discovered that many meatbags like these dolls for some reason since I found that the list was this long. And once I obtain it I shall clone it and arm them with thermal detonaters once the humans in the world play with them all meatbags shall be destroyed

Everyone besides H_K-47::confused:

Ray: Well as long as she’s going to blow Sora up im dropping out. Hey how do I leave!

Don Patch: You don't! -shoves Ray in a cannon- FIRE

Ray: -gets shot out of the cannon and hits the wall-

Don Patch: Oh yeah i forgot the walls are concrete. You ok? -kicks Ray's body, and takes a stick and pokes him over and over-

Riku: Yeah uh, are we going to start the contest?

Don Patch: Uhhh, LET THE CONTEST BEGIN

Everyone: What do we do

Don Patch: -grabs Darth Sidious and fires him out of a cannon and he actually breaks the wall- HA HA! IT WORKED THIS TIME!

Darth Sidious: That...really...hurt...ow...get...me...a...medic.

Don Patch: Any more questions?

K_K-47: -slaps Ansem-

Ansem: Ow that hurt!

Don Patch: -does the same thing to Ansem and the wall nearly breaks- So close! Any more questions?

Roxas: -whispers to Riku- I think I know what the contest is! Who ever lives when the wall breaks gets the doll!

Don Patch: ROXAS DID YOU SAY ANTHING?

K_K-47: -mimics Roxas voice- Yes I did

Don Patch: -puts Roxas in a cannon and launches and blasts him out of the cannon and the wall breaks- YESSSSS YOU TWO ARE THE LUCKY WINNERS NOW WE CAN GET OUT!

K_K-47 and Riku: Wait, that was why!

Don Patch: Yeah!

Riku: Well we still need to dig out of here

K_K-47: Clarification: I am a self drillling unit!

Don Patch: -grabs K_K-47 and starts moving her around like a transformer and makes a drill and fires it out of the cannon and light comes out- YAY -him and Riku crawl out with the dolls and skip away-

-in the Mansion-

Riku: Here's your doll Sora

Sora: That old thing! I don't want that! I want this new doll! -holds up a K_K-47 doll and pulls the string-

K_K-47: You meatbag, You meatbag, You meatbag

Riku: -Has the anime anger mark on his head, and blasts the doll-

Sora: What did you that for!

Riku: -points the death ray at Sora- Run

Sora: What?

Riku: -shoots part of Sora's hair off-

Sora: Ok im running! -sprints away-

To be Continued...

[RikuRules999]

Ok thanks and nice story.

[kaze_krazy]

Riku: -sigh-

Kairi: What

Riku: Its been four days and I haven't heard anything annoying come out of Sora.

Kairi: ...

Riku: ...

Kairi: Lets go

Riku: Yeah

-at Sora's bedroom door-

Riku: Ok, lets just see and-

-loud noises and bangs hit the door-

Kairi: You first.

Riku: -opens the door- Sora?

Sora: -wearing Mad Scientist clothes while stirring a huge pot- uhhh, its not what it looks like!

Riku: ... -closes the door slowly-

Kairi: What?

Riku: I assume he's making something evil.

Kairi: Really? -opens the door-

Sora: -sleeping in his bed-

Kairi: Well if he has nightmares, thats not all he'll be making.

Riku: -smacks Kairi in the back of the head- Potty jokes are not funny. Plus he was making something sinister!

Kairi: Yeah sure he was.

---

-door bell rings-

Riku: Yes?

Roxas: Sora wanted me to bring these highly toxic chemicals to his room and Yuna. Can I just leave them here? I don't like his room, it smells like a monkey in a suit just had a party!

Riku: I KNEW IT!

Roxas: The smell? I'd figure you'd know it already since you live here.

Riku: No! -runs up to Kairi- Come to the door! Roxas just brought some highly toxic chemicals for Sora!

Kairi: Really?

-at the door, Roxas is gone-

Riku: But he was just right here!

Kairi: OMFG!!!! YUNA *scarms* Ok look Riku. Your going nuts. And since you are I finally get to use the white room that I bought for some reason. -opens the white room door and see's K_K in there- Now I remember! -pushes Riku in- Have fun you two! -closes the door-

Riku: K_K? What are you doing here. I thought you were doing the voice acting for K_K-47.

K_K: Yeah me too!

---

Sora: -sneaks into the white room and goes up to K_K while she's sleeping-

Riku: Sora?

Sora: Shhh...-pours something into K_K's mouth and leaves and closes the door and darkness engulfs the room-

Riku: :confused:

---

Riku: Oh man what I night. I had the most strangest dream where -looks at K_K-

K_K: -is glowing- What?

Riku: Uh your glowing.

K_K: I am? -looks at arm- Ok. Either I'm on Paopu Leaves, or your on Paopu Leaves. And, oh, my arm its so pretty! -waves it around and rolls around on the ground.

Riku: Ok, I'm going back to sleep.

---

Riku: -wakes up- WHAT THE!

K_K: -Don Patch is stuck on top of K_K's head- How's it going!

Riku: AHHHHHHH!!! -runs out the door and barges into Sora's room- What are you doing Sora?

Sora: What?

Riku: Don't make me explain it to you!

Sora: I can explain it.

Riku: No one asked you! OK! First, you were all freaky mad scientist! Second you order highly toxic chemicals! Yuna at our house Then you gave some chemical to K_K now she's glowing and Don Patch is stuck to her head!

Sora: Wow, and my story was not nearly as interesting as yours! Keep going! wait did u say Yuna here *scarms even louder*

Riku: -slaps the back of his head- What were you doing!

Sora: Ow! Ok I was trying to make a new soda composed of entirely of Papou Leaves, and Sugar. But I couldn't let you guys know because then this episode wouldn't be this interesting!

Riku: Ok, but what about last night in the White Room!

Sora: Well I needed a Test Dummy, so I brought some to K_K to test it out.

Riku: Then why was she glowing and having Don Patch stuck to her head?

K_K: I believe I can explain this!

Don Patch: Yes, she can explain this.

K_K: First off. I can glow whenever I want to! And second, right when you fell asleep again Don Patch came into my room and said that he got a new shampoo, and since we usually headbutt to greet each other, our heads got stuck together.

Don Patch: Yeah I have no idea why that happened! I just borrowed a hair growing formula so I can get spiky hair!

Kairi: I believe I can explain this. I switched the hair formula with super glue, ever since I realized that he kept sneaking into our house to get our hair formula.

Don Patch: I never snuck into your guy's house! I only snuck in this morning!

Kairi: Then why did I see a spiky outline coming from the bathroom?

Sora: I believe I can explain this. Another ingredient in my new soda is hair growing formula.

Yuna: .......... ok so why i'm i here

Sora: because your super hot *drools*

everyone:..............................

K_K: I have a warm fuzzy feeling inside of me right now. I'M IN LOVE!

[RikuRules999]

I like it a lot.Good JOB!!!

Thanks for including Yuna.Can she have more parts.That would make me more happy.Good Job though!!!!

[kaze_krazy]

"Blazing heat, stupid train ride, robot android thingys with machine guns, and me. A guy with a cliché arsenal of weapons, a katana, and a pistol with six shots in it. The name's Sora and I'm going on a sweet action trip."

"So I walk onto the Twilight Town Train see? All around me I see dudes in trench coats. I think their Marluxia and his friends out to watch the concert with us. Then suddenly one of them locks the door. Another locks the other door. I think there train robbers now, instead they take off there trench coats to show. THERE ROBOTS!!!! Or androids. Their Rodroids! So barrels come out of the robots arms and they aim them towards me and start firing. Me since I have the reflexes of a ninja I cleverly grab one of the robots and use it as a shield as they kill one of their buddies. Evil I know but, then again, I'm Sora. I throw the robot at the others and crawl up to the roof of the train. Thinking I'm safe I see them follow me up. I quickly load my pistol and fire at all of the robots, bullets went straight through their heads as I yelled. 'BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!' There dead bodies fall off the train and I do that silly twirly move that Cloud does.

"I'm about to go back into the cart when I see a huge mech monster slowly rise from a cargo section of the train. Once it stopped it started moving, and a section on the shoulder part of its armor pulled up and revealed missiles! It fired four missiles out of eight at me. Holding my gun in the air I tried to fire at them, but alas, no bullets. I calmly watch the missiles heading towards me and I threw the gun at one of the missiles. It knocked it straight into the other missiles and the explosion left a cloud of smoke. I jumped into the air and came through the smoke. The mech launched four more missiles at me. I jumped into the air and for a brief moment I realized that the train was about to go down a very large hill. While still in the air I pulled out my sword and lunged it at the revealing energy core and the explosion blasted me back. I saw two robots climbing up the front car, in the air I grab a steel board blasted straight by me. I grabbed onto it and rode it like a skateboard down the hill as the train dove down. When the train leveled down I kicked the board straight at the first robot. It sliced its head in half and fell twitching. The second robot sent a hail of bullets at me, I grabbed the headless robot and use it as a shield. Yes I used this awesome move twice, but then again its a sweet action move. I pushed the robots body back at the robot, but it was to clever. A flash of light came through the air and pierced the robots heart. I bet it was too clever to realize such a copyrighted move. Then again, I'm so awesome I can copyri-

Yuna: I seriously doubt how this involves you saving Christmas.

Sora: I'm getting to it! You just have to wait!

Riku: Wait a second. Your trying to make us forget that your new creation just blew up half of our house!

Kairi: Yeah! And why were you using a katana and pistol when you have a keyblade!

Sora: Well...um..your mom...LATER! -runs off-

everyone: GET BACK HERE!

[xaldin's_my_nobody]

O_o ... ok *in whisper* walk away slowly then run *walks away slowly* *runs*

[RikuRules999]

"Blazing heat, stupid train ride, robot android thingys with machine guns, and me. A guy with a cliché arsenal of weapons, a katana, and a pistol with six shots in it. The name's Sora and I'm going on a sweet action trip."

"So I walk onto the Twilight Town Train see? All around me I see dudes in trench coats. I think their Marluxia and his friends out to watch the concert with us. Then suddenly one of them locks the door. Another locks the other door. I think there train robbers now, instead they take off there trench coats to show. THERE ROBOTS!!!! Or androids. Their Rodroids! So barrels come out of the robots arms and they aim them towards me and start firing. Me since I have the reflexes of a ninja I cleverly grab one of the robots and use it as a shield as they kill one of their buddies. Evil I know but, then again, I'm Sora. I throw the robot at the others and crawl up to the roof of the train. Thinking I'm safe I see them follow me up. I quickly load my pistol and fire at all of the robots, bullets went straight through their heads as I yelled. 'BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!' There dead bodies fall off the train and I do that silly twirly move that Cloud does.

"I'm about to go back into the cart when I see a huge mech monster slowly rise from a cargo section of the train. Once it stopped it started moving, and a section on the shoulder part of its armor pulled up and revealed missiles! It fired four missiles out of eight at me. Holding my gun in the air I tried to fire at them, but alas, no bullets. I calmly watch the missiles heading towards me and I threw the gun at one of the missiles. It knocked it straight into the other missiles and the explosion left a cloud of smoke. I jumped into the air and came through the smoke. The mech launched four more missiles at me. I jumped into the air and for a brief moment I realized that the train was about to go down a very large hill. While still in the air I pulled out my sword and lunged it at the revealing energy core and the explosion blasted me back. I saw two robots climbing up the front car, in the air I grab a steel board blasted straight by me. I grabbed onto it and rode it like a skateboard down the hill as the train dove down. When the train leveled down I kicked the board straight at the first robot. It sliced its head in half and fell twitching. The second robot sent a hail of bullets at me, I grabbed the headless robot and use it as a shield. Yes I used this awesome move twice, but then again its a sweet action move. I pushed the robots body back at the robot, but it was to clever. A flash of light came through the air and pierced the robots heart. I bet it was too clever to realize such a copyrighted move. Then again, I'm so awesome I can copyri-

Yuna: I seriously doubt how this involves you saving Christmas.

Sora: I'm getting to it! You just have to wait!

Riku: Wait a second. Your trying to make us forget that your new creation just blew up half of our house!

Kairi: Yeah! And why were you using a katana and pistol when you have a keyblade!

Sora: Well...um..your mom...LATER! -runs off-

everyone: GET BACK HERE!

Why are your stories turning into paragraphes.:(

[xaldin's_my_nobody]

yah :( :( :( :(

[xaldin's_my_nobody]

leachmix: hi leachmix here again -butters them song comes on-

singer: thats leachmix

leachmix: thats me


leachmix: -banging head on table in org 13 hideout- bored bored bored bored wht can i do, i cant kill axel because k_k wont be able to use him in the storys and i have already proven i am a better nobody than roxas and went to mcdoanalds twice... I KNOW

-in soras house-

sora: -dancing to sanctuary- WHTS LEFT OF MEEEEE NNNNOOOOOOWWWWW

leachmix: -breaks down the door- SORA

sora: O_o that was my favorite door -twiches- DIE

leachmix: WAIT i come in piece see- takes out cheese burger-

sora: -stops in mid air- MINE -takes the burger and goes to the corner-

leachmix: ok lets see -looks around the room and sees a keyblade piggy bank- bingo -takes it and leaves-

-kiaris room-

kairi: -on the shopping site- have it have it have itv have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it have it

leachmix: here is somthing u dont have -takes out some dress mad of leaves-

kairi: i must have it how much

leachmix: how much u got

kairi: 1,000,000,000,000 $

leachmix: 4 trillion more and u have a deal

kairi leaves and comes back with the money

leachmix: where u get the money

kairi: sora would do anything for a kiss from me

leachmix: wht ever here u go -takes money and leaves-

lets see wht happens with the money tomarrow

[kaze_krazy]

LOL!!!!

Movie? Well I'm known to be a real, George Lucas with things.

Kairi: Ok is it just me or is Sora acting strange?

Riku: What do you mean?

Kairi: He's acting smart.

Riku: ....

Kairi: ....

Riku: ....really?

Kairi: -smacks Riku-

Riku: Well lets just visit him just to make sure he wasn't faking it.

---

Riku: Sora? Are you acting smart?

Sora: -reading A Tale of Two Cities-

Riku: AH! -runs up to him- YOU BETTER BE READING A MAD MAGAZINE SECRETLY! -takes it away and finds a Algebra Rules Magazine- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kairi: -helps him up and walks him out-

---

Riku: Ok everyone, Sora is suddenly smart.

Dead Pizza Guy: If thats true, then I'm alive! -zombie marks go away and he comes alive- YES!! I LIVE AGAIN! -runs outside and onto the street- HEY EVERYONE I'M A LI- -gets hit by a car-

Yuna: -closes the door- Ummm, ok, now. Who has any explanations on how Sora is smart?

Roxas: Well, maybe all the sugar in his body is doing something.

Kairi: Please, all that sugar nearly killed him.

Ray: Nearly? -sigh- I seriously need to hire better assassins.

Axel: Why are you always after Sora? I mean me and Roxas over here took your two other girlfriends.

Ray: Yeah but; one, you guys aren't main characters.

Roxas and Axel: We could be the Main characters if we wanted to...

Ray: Two, Kairi is my one true love! -drolls at her-

Kairi: -kicks him in the face- Yeah, you know what? NOOOO!

Wakka: I SAY IT WAS A BLITZBALL TO THE HEAD!

Kairi: Oh come on we just have to poke the blitzball and it flies back and nails you in the head.

Wakka: Nuh uh! -throws it at Roxas and it nails him in the head- See?

Kairi: -points her finger at the ball-

Wakka: -turns his head- Huh? -the ball floats in mid air and hits Wakka straight in the face-

Selphie: Maybe it was the papou fruit! It turns people in love! I love love! its so romantic! I WANT A BOYFRIEND =(

Roxas: You are so annoying!

-everyone starts fighting-

Tidus: LETS FIGHT I WANNA FIGHT! FIGHT FIGHT -seizures on the ground while everyone looks at him-

Yuna: -picks him up and throws him out the door- ...RAGHHHHHHHHHH -the fight starts again-

Riku: EVERYONE SHUT YER YAPS!!!

Everyone: ?

Riku: To find out what's wrong with Sora were going to someone who was made into this fan fiction WITH a brain...or something similar...

---

-door bell rings-

K_K-47: Greeting: Welcome to my humble home -See's Riku, Kairi and everyone else- meatbags...what do you want?

Riku: Sora is smart for some reason we need you to figure it out.

K_K-47: Threat: And what if I say no?

Riku: -holds up a a disc-

K_K-47: Frightened Query: What is that?!

Riku: Oh its just a download file to make you nice, friendly, and courtesy to organics...i mean humans.

K_K-47: -backs away- SUPER SCARED: GET THAT FILE AWAY FROM ME!

Riku: Tell us whats wrong with Sora!

K_K-47: Calming Statement: Fine...How many games did Sora go into before I transfered myself into this dimension?

Riku: Ummm, Knights of the Old Republic, and Kingdom Hearts 2.

K_K-47: Well its all very simple, generally the Sora in this reality is an idiot right?

Everyone: -nods-

K_K-47: Now since Sora went into the game world of Kingdom Hearts 2. The role he played in the game, was generally a intelligent one. And naturally once Riku, Kairi and Sora went into the world. They replaced the ones from the game, and because of this the game slowly started integrating the Sora from the game into the mind of the real life Sora which caused the boost in his IQ.

Everyone: huh??

K_K-47: Annoyed Remark: Just give him a swift left hook to the face and he should be back to normal.

Riku: Wait if that happened Sora what about me and Kairi?

K_K-47: Obvious Answer: You two were never in the game long enough for the system to realize that a new user enter its system.

Kairi: Wow.

K_K-47: Opinion: Or, maybe it did have an affect on you two.

Kairi: But I was never hit.

K_K-47: Hilarious Comment: We'll judging from the previous adventures you had. I can only make the assumption that your acting normal.

Kairi: Normal?

K_K-47: Annoying!

Riku: -falls on the ground and starts laughing-

Kairi: -grabs the disc- COME HERE YOU SCRAP HEAP!

K_K-47: Fearful Screams: Yikes! Get that insane meatbag away from me! -runs away -

---

Riku: -walks up to Sora- Sora, my friends want a word with you.

Sora: One second im finishing my speech for world peace

Riku: Not in this fan fiction. -smacks him in the face- Im glad my friends had a talk with you...later! -walks out of his room-

Sora: Oh man...what happend...-picks up his speech and walks to the bathroom-

Kairi: -walks past the door-

Sora: Wait there's no toilet paper! Wait heres one!

Kairi: O_O

Riku: What?

Kairi: Let me guess...he wrote the speech for world peace.

Riku: Yeah, why?

Kairi: -smacks him in the face- I wonder if that punch brought you back to normal. Oh wait...your a idiot in both worlds! -walks away-

Riku: Owww, im not an idiot...I still have my nuclear death ray schematics! -laughs maniacly and holds it up-

Sora: Sorry need one more! -grabs it and slams the door-

Riku: :(

[Tidus dude]

These are very good and funny.

[RikuRules999]

Great story.I loved it.

Add Rikku and Paine.I would love to see that.

[kaze_krazy]

Announcer: Tonight on Behind the Scenes, we'll be talking to the cast of Kingdom Hearts 2, where we'll be exposing lies, scandal and sugarz.

---

-rock flies through the air and goofy takes the hit to save Mickey-

Mickey: We had to do that scene 50 times since Sora couldn't stop laughing.

Sora: -wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses- Oh man that was so hilarious.

Mickey: Goofy nearly died!

Sora: They were fake rocks.

Mickey: No they weren't they wanted it to be as real as it could get.

Sora: Its still pretty funny.

Announcer: But all wasn't fun and games. Moments after the release of Kingdom Hearts Sora was arrested for being sugar high in public. He was sent to jail for two years.

---

Sora: Normally my prescription stops me from doing such things in public. -takes out a tic-tac pack and throws one in his mouth-

-

Normura: -holding a martini- We couldn't let this go out to the public. The ESRB eats up things like this and with Jack Thompson sticking his nose hair filled nostrils in everything we just said that we had to make over the entire game. To back up this matter we had to send out fake videos to make people wonder.

-

Kairi: I remember the day that Sora came to the set. He smelled like coffee and pop rocks. Riku and I wanted to pull a prank on him. This was during Roxas shot where we were originally going to show his face.

--

Sora: HAS ANYONZE SEEZN MA POP ROCKS!

Riku: -pours Soda in the pop rocks pack-

Kairi: -snickers-

Sora: ZOMG THEERE THEY AR!! -swallows the pack-

Kairi: There was soda in those pop rocks Sora! OH MY GOSH YOUR GOING EXPLODE!

Sora: WHATSZ!! I'M GONNA EXPLODE!!! AHHHHHHHHH -runs and hits the camera and the picture misses Roxas face-

--

Kairi: Normura decided to go with it since annoying the fan base is one of his hobbies.

---

-The scene where Sora fights a thousand heartless-

Sora: I originally wanted to do this scene with a million ninjas but all we could get was 999,999 ninjas so we just scraped that idea and put in a thousand heartless.

-

Normura: Because Sora was in prison we had to introduce Roxas into the picture. He was cool and all, but he was really annoying he kept switching our burgers in the buffet with celery and something called 'vege tables' I don't know I think its some slang that these kids today use.

-

Roxas: You wouldn't believe all of the fatty food they had! It was so unnatural! Also, since Sora was in prison for two years we had to make the prologue super long and filled with mini games.

---

Sora: Another thing was a rumor that Vincent would be in Kingdom Hearts 2. Now I'm not against Final Fantasy but in my contract it had a strict no vampire or gun wielded scary persons rule on it.

-

Normura: Sora requested for YRP to be in the game but more specifically Yuna. I have no idea why.

-

Sora: I heart Yuna

-

Normura: And Rikku was in it to...what I have no comment!

---

Normura: The worlds...well. There's a lot about the worlds which involved many strange things. Lets start with the pirates of the Caribbean. We were going to have Johnny Depp be the voice of Jack Sparrow but...well let me have Riku explain this.

Riku: Well one day he comes to the studio and then well. NORMURA SPILLED HIS MARTINI ON HIM!

Normura: No I didn't you made fun of his hair!

-a huge fights starts-

Announcer: We'll finish this later.