Come here for a laugh!!!!

[Tyas]

OK!!!! have you ever come to a part in KH or KH2 when you thought it would be funny if he did this, or if this scene happend this way? Well here you can!!!just write a mini story of whatever you think should of happend. You can even make up some scene that wasn’t even in Kh or KH2.
Heres the rules
1.No dirty jokes
2.No bad language
3.No porno related stuff
4.It has to be funny Alright peoples get creative!!!!!
:D

[riku13]

Alright i mighta said this joke earliar but not every1 heard it. This is when sora is going to seal kingdom hearts.

Donald: ok sora, seal the door with ur keyblade
sora: what keyblade
goofy: the thing that is a giant key
sora: oh yeah, i left that at home
donald: waaaaaaaa, why would u leave it home
sora: so i could carry this cupcake :D

[Hopeless Heartless]

Ahahah I love it!


here mine.


Riku:Just leave everything to me.
Sora: Leave it to who?
Riku: Leave it to the babe.
Sora: What babe?
Riku:The babe with the power.
Sora:What power?
Riku:The power of voodoo.
Sora: Who do?
Riku: You do?
Sora: I do what?
Riku: Remind me of the babe.


...


Sora: What were we talking about again?






ahahah, will only make sense to those who have watched the Labyrinth. :D

[Shadow of Light]

riku: my keyblade is best
sora and king mickey: and why is that
riku: because i has a blade while yours don't
sora and king mickey: ooohh i didn't realized until now
riku: you didn't well just hang in there omg.

[Kairi*]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
thoes are funny

[Keyblade_master UK]

Sora is fighting the Skeletons in Port Royal
Sora: hey, How can you fight me so good
Skeleton: Well, I don't know
Sora: You're a skeleton, Skeleton can't move because they have no muscle
Skeleton: So?
Sora: Which means you don't have any and you should collapse
Skeleton: Okay
Skeleton colapsed

[Dakotz]

wow, fuuuny.

Sora's at KH in #2

Sora: did you ever stop to think about why were fghing this guy?
Donald: NO!
Goofy: Y'know sora's right. It's not like he's taking over the universe.
Sora: yea he just wwants a heart.
*Sora turns to xemnas*
Sora: Okay xemnas, good luck with the heart thing! I'm gonna bang Kairi!
Xemnas: but but but but! were supppose to have an epic climatic battle!
Sora: There's already one happening in my pants!

[Shadow of Light]

sora : king mickey where are you seriuosly where are u man stop playing around.
king mickey: uh you guys i was standing here in front of you
sora:oh i did not know that
king mickey: what the problem?!
sora: just want to say hello
the king walks away mumbling to himself in angry walk
king mickey: i just got home and he want say hello if wasn't for this war i'll ahhhhh.

[Tyas]

(Tifa walking up to Cloud)
(Tifa)Hello Cloud.
(Cloud) ..."gulp"....
(Tifa) "You know why ive been looking for you,and you know what I want".
(Cloud)....
(Cloud starts running)
(Tifa starts runnig after him)
YOU WRECKED MY CAR YOU JERK AND IM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN TILL YOU PAY FOR IT AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[Tyas]

wow, fuuuny.

Sora's at KH in #2

Sora: did you ever stop to think about why were fghing this guy?
Donald: NO!
Goofy: Y'know sora's right. It's not like he's taking over the universe.
Sora: yea he just wwants a heart.
*Sora turns to xemnas*
Sora: Okay xemnas, good luck with the heart thing! I'm gonna bang Kairi!
Xemnas: but but but but! were supppose to have an epic climatic battle!
Sora: There's already one happening in my pants!
Dude, DID YOU EVEN READ THE RULES!!!!!!!:mad:

[Shadow of Light]

(Tifa walking up to Cloud)
(Tifa)Hello Cloud.
(Cloud) ..."gulp"....
(Tifa) "You know why ive been looking for you,and you know what I want".
(Cloud)....
(Cloud starts running)
(Tifa starts runnig after him)
YOU WRECKED MY CAR YOU JERK AND IM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN TILL YOU PAY FOR IT AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

cloud said the dipped out here

[Dakotz]

whoops sry......

[Kairi*]

so far this is ALL funny
hehehehehehehehe:o

[Keyblade_master UK]

Alladin: Okay, I'll help you!!!!
Sora: Great!!!!! Donald, you go and look after the Gummi Ship, We'll go and help Jafar
Donald: Why do I always have to look after the Gummi ship

[Tyas]

(Mulan)We have to warn the emperor obout the attac,...Ah? Sora,are you,ok?
(Sora shivering uncontrollably)
(Sora)Ye ye yeahhh h le letss get tt ooff the e c c ruel collddd m mm mountian
i im fr ezzing m y bu tt oo ff!!!

[Kairi*]

lol lol lol lol
<>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <><

[Tyas]

You seem pleased Kairi *,im glad you like my thread.

[Kairi*]

ya they do

[Keyblade_master UK]

Sora: Hey, Riku. what is the Darkness like...
Riku: WHy you ask?
Sora: just asking... So
Riku: Well, the darkness is like.... like watching Horror films
Sora: thats it....
Riku: Well, I pee my pants when I turned to the darkness like the time I watch Exorcist
Sora: You pee your pants, *coughs what a dork cough*

[Kairi*]

hehehehehehehehehehehehe
thats funny

[Tyas]

(Kairi in the dungeon)
(Kairi thinking) Well,this sucks!.how the heck did I get back in this position again!
At least im awake,thats something to be happy for.(3 mins later)Ohhhhhh great now im bored. I had to be kidnapped on the only day I didnt bring my Game Boy!!!
I should of kicked that guy in the teeth for draging me in here,but nooooo I played go limp.I wonder why my shoes are so big. Are my feet that big?Naaaaaa. Alright i'll just play the game I made up in Traveres Town. "Who walks back in forth nevously the most". Airith won that one. Or was it Leon?:rolleyes:

[Kairi*]

lol thats 1 of the funnyest:o

[Tyas]

(Bowing) Thank you,Thank you.

[Keyblade_master UK]

Sora: Yay, we're going on another Journey
Goofy: But what is the journey
Sora: Who cares, its a journey
Donald: So, what we going to do
Sora: Go on a journey
Jiminy cricket: I know we're going on a Journey, but what the heck is it
Sora: Errrm, Save every single planet from Destruction
Donald: Oh no, not every single planet
*70 years later and sora, goofy and donald are old age*
Donald: Heya, sonny. how many planet we saved
Sora: Errrm, can you speak up, I can'y hear
Goofy: He saying how many planet we saved
Sora: Oh, I forgot. Oh well, we got to save them all again to make sure
Goofy and Donald: No!!!!!!!!!!

[Keyblade_master UK]

No bad language please

I edited it, so don't worry... What ya think

[Tyas]

Thank you :)LOL!!!:D I realy like it!!your realy good!!

[Darth_syphonix]

KHII fight with sephy.

Sora*jumps at sephy and stops right as he pulls out his sword.

Sephy :hello sora.

Sora: you copy writed that and you know it.

Sephy sorry.

*long fight insues.

[Keyblade_master UK]

LOL, Kinda funny

[Tyas]

Hahaha.I agree.:)

[Kairi*]

hehehehe that funny stuf right their

[ForgottenMemory]

Sora and Roxas right before Sora goes to the final battle with Xemnas...
Sora: So, do you know anything about this Axel guy? He said somethin' like you and I made him feel like he had a heart???
Roxas: *shifty eyes* um, *laughs* well, you see, the thing is with him-
Sora: OooooH! Haha. I get it. So you and him were like-
Roxas: DONT YOU MAKE FUN OF MY LIFESTYLE CHOICES!
Sora: *trying not to laugh*...I was gonna say ' so you and him were like brothers'

[Shadow of Light]

that funny right omg lol till it hards

[Khffmaster]

Beast: Xaldin get out of my castle now or else
Xaldin: Well i would love too but.....im feeling a bit of a draft in my nether regions, and i must say, its quite refreshing
Belle: Ewwww
Sora:hehehehahahahahhahahah

[Keyblade_master UK]

Ansem: Okay, I'm the real ansem
Xehanort: No, I'm the real Ansem
Xemnas: No, I'm the real Ansem
Sora: What the... Goofy, How are we going to sort it out
Goofy: Well, to be sure, We should kill all of them, and save the world from a horrific fate
Ansem: No, he is the real Ansem
Xehanort: No, he is
Xemnas: Ha ha, Then I'm the real Ansem. *gulps*

[Beauty in a Breakdown]

hahahahaha that one was a good one.

[Keyblade_master UK]

Ah well, i want to do another one.

Riku: Looks, its Kairi's Letter
Sora: Wait, How do you read this?
Riku: Dude, Can you even read
Sora: I fight heartless, not being a geek and read
Riku: Its better than being thick
Sora: Well, Errrm, How do you say this word.
Riku: Welll, Oh god. Now I don't know this word
Sora: *cries* Why can't I read
Riku: *cries* Why my best friend is a total dumbass

[ForgottenMemory]

(Sora Donald and Goofy in Gummi Ship)
Donald: Whats wrong, Sora?
Sora: Oh, nothin' i was just thinking about something.
Goofy: What's that, Sora?
Sora: Kay, it's gonna sound so random but: When I get all those items and stuff...where do we put them?
Goofy: Well dont 'cha know? That's why your pants there are so big!

[Kairi*]

hehehehe
they
are
all
funny
:o
:D

[sarahphina]

Sora: So ah Donald?
Donald: Yeah Sora.
Sora: You know when we're in the ship?
Donald: Yeah.
Sora: Well I'm kindof getting sick of you poking me.
Donald: What do you mean?
Sora: Well if its not you, then.....
Goofy: Sora, its lonely being alone, I mean at least Donald has Daisy.
Sora: Goofy, get your hand off my thigh.
Kairi: Sora??? After I waited all this time, I never would have thought you swung that way.
Sora: Kairi, its not what you think, Goofy's gay, not me.
Kairi: Sora, I hate to tell you this, but if you participate, you're gay too.
Sora: Goofy, you are so dead. Come here you sick dog.

Tee Hee Hee. I hate Goofy if you can't tell-Sarahphina;)

[Twilight Dragon]

lol!! Man they were all good jokes!! I needed that!

[Beauty in a Breakdown]

(Sora Donald and Goofy in Gummi Ship)
Donald: Whats wrong, Sora?
Sora: Oh, nothin' i was just thinking about something.
Goofy: What's that, Sora?
Sora: Kay, it's gonna sound so random but: When I get all those items and stuff...where do we put them?
Goofy: Well dont 'cha know? That's why your pants there are so big!

hahahahahahahaahahha

[Kairi*]

Sora: So ah Donald?
Donald: Yeah Sora.
Sora: You know when we're in the ship?
Donald: Yeah.
Sora: Well I'm kindof getting sick of you poking me.
Donald: What do you mean?
Sora: Well if its not you, then.....
Goofy: Sora, its lonely being alone, I mean at least Donald has Daisy.
Sora: Goofy, get your hand off my thigh.
Kairi: Sora??? After I waited all this time, I never would have thought you swung that way.
Sora: Kairi, its not what you think, Goofy's gay, not me.
Kairi: Sora, I hate to tell you this, but if you participate, you're gay too.
Sora: Goofy, you are so dead. Come here you sick dog.

Tee Hee Hee. I hate Goofy if you can't tell-Sarahphina;)


hehehehehehehhe
thats really funny

[OneWingedAngel]

Riku: Say, sora? How do u do it?
Sora: How do i do what Riku?
Riku: How do u get ur hair to stand up in perfect shape while ur swimming
Sora: A secret never to be told

bahahahha.....

[lonbilly]

Riku and Sora are getting the letter from kairi but Riku gets it first.
Riku:..............
Riku then throws it back in the water.
Sora: I WAS SUPPOSED TO READ THAT SO THE DOOR OF LIGHT WOULD COME AND SO WE COULD LEAVE.
Riku: If they want us so bad they can come get us themselves

[SquareISKing]

LOl, that was pretty funny! lol

[lonbilly]

Roxas: Hey Axel, why is there a hole in the front of your underwear shaped like a keyhole.
Axel: Those are backs.
Roxas:....................

[Beauty in a Breakdown]

hahahahahahahah
these are so funny

[Kingdom Hearts Of Light]

Lol, I love this thread!! =D

[Xigbar23]

Ariel: Ok guys let's get singing!
*Everyone starts singing*
Sora - What?!?! I traveled all this way with Donald's annoying squeaky voice and Goofy's "uh-huh gawrsh", gave up my legs, and swam all the way here from my ship to here your stupid musical!!! I'm so out of here!
*Sora swims off*

[namine the nobody]

hahaha there all so funny!!

[Kh Invader]

They are all good

[Xigbar23]

here's another one:


Demyx - Silence, traitor!
Sora - what? no, you be quiet!
Demyx - oh......i wasn't expecting that.....
Sora - ya, you weren't!
*Donald and Goofy laughing in the back*
Demyx - so.....you still want to fight?
Sora - dude, no way. *chuckles* i just owned you!
*All three walk past Demyx laughing*
Demyx - man, i told them they were sending the wrong guy!

[Kingdom Hearts Of Light]

Ariel: Ok guys let's get singing!
*Everyone starts singing*
Sora - What?!?! I traveled all this way with Donald's annoying squeaky voice and Goofy's "uh-huh gawrsh", gave up my legs, and swam all the way here from my ship to here your stupid musical!!! I'm so out of here!
*Sora swims off*

Hehe that`s a good one =P

[Kairi*]

hehehehehehe
thoes are pretty funny:D

[lonbilly]

something i found

[Kairi*]

lol
thats cute

[JET73L]

After Sora finishes the fight and starts lamenting Goofy's death: Oh, but... Goofy.. He...
Goofy: Whatcha talkin 'bout, Sora?
Sora: Oh, %#*^, You're still ali...yi..I..mean..Yay?

[Tyas]

(KH2ending)Sora and Riku just got back to Destany Island and are running towerds kairi.
(Sora thinking while stummbleing towords Kairi)
OH MY GOSH ITS KAIRI,MY ISLAND ,NO MORE HEARTLESS,NO MORE OF THAT SILLY LITTLE MOUSE KING NO MORE FREACKIN DUCK THAT I CANT UNDERSTAND,NO MORE DOG HUMAN THING WHAT EVER IT IS.THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD KEEP ME THERE FOREVER HAAA . ..IM HOME!!!!!!!
(Donald and Goofy come running to Sora)
(Sora screaming in his head)
NOOOOOO!!!WHAT THE HEACK ARE YOU DOING HERE!!YOUR SOPPOSE TO BE SOMEWHERE FAR FAR AWAY, I THOUGHT I ESCAPED YOU!!
(Sora looking at Mickey)
OHHH GREAT HE'S HERE TOO ,THIS JUST MAKES MY FREACKIN DAY!!
(Sora being hugged by Donald and Goofy)
GREAT,NOW IM GONNA HAVE TO THINK OF ANOTHER CRAZY DANGEROUS MISSION
TO GET YOU KILLED IN!!

[OneWingedAngel]

(in the dark)

Sora: Are u ready kairi? Are u sure u want to do this?
Kairi: Yes, im sure
Sora: Ok, Here let me put it in
Kairi: SORA! That hurts!
Sora: whaa??? i havent even done it yet!

Voice 1: gwarsh, we better go
Voice 2: AGGHHRRGGHH! HE'S SHEEN ME!

Kairi: hehe
Sora: COME HERE YOU SICK ANIMALS

[Riku-Sora]

I thought you agreed to when posting in here to lay off the sick jokes. We do have kids in here and we really dont need jokes that make you think like that on here.

[Jess]

Demyx: OMG this looooks FUnn!!!!! Let me play MY electriC sitARR!!
Zexion: Oh Lord, can we not just play some Evanesance, or some Emo music please?
Axel: Got it memorized? You know what guys, it doesn't sound better if you say it 4 times over.
Xemnas: Shut up you fools.
Roxas: What the hell are you waiting for?
Xemnas: Let me sign these papers and I will get a deeper voice in the next game.

Okay, not really funny but I like randomness, it pwns.

[Tyas]

I thought you agreed to when posting in here to lay off the sick jokes. We do have kids in here and we really dont need jokes that make you think like that on here.
Thanks for helping me with monitering this thread Riku-Sora;27470:)

[Tyas]

(Roxes wakes up after passing out)
(Olete)Roxes ... you ok! well we'll meet you on top of the train station that our seemingley unexistint parents dont care about us siting on top of.
(Roxes)Yea.I gusse sooo
(Hanyer,Pence,Olete start running towerds the train station)
Hey has?...No, hasent anyone noticed that i've passed out like five times already!!!??
(Olete)Come on Roxas!!!
(Their still running, not noticing)
WELL FINE!!!YOU JUST GO SIT ON TOP OF YOUR LITTLE TRAIN STATION,
I HOPE YOU JUST FALL OFF!!OR MABYE I'LL PASS OUT AGAIN AND NICER PEOPLE WILL FIND ME AND BE MY NEW FRIENDS HAAAA!!!
(The three are gone and Roxas is standing there ticked)
AAAAAnnnddd why are they my friends?

[Jess]

No double posting please, edit the post above you.

[ForgottenMemory]

Axel appears before Sora, Donald and Goofy.
Axel: ROXAS?!
Sora: Wha- who's Roxas?
Axel: Stop playing games and come back to us!
Sora:...Do I know you from somewhere?
Axel: Well, yeah I-
Sora: OH YEAH! You're that Reno guy!
Axel: *clueless* WHO?

[DarknessRoseEternal]

I cant think of a place were it would be funny

[Axizol]

i think that most of these are corny.... but i'm not trying to be mean:D

i can't think of any better though


(new idea inspired by Crazyman, look for a thread called *New Donald/Goofy Weapons* :D
Thanks Very Much Crazyman!)

[FallenOne]

Sora: hey merchant, ill sell you this fenrir keybalde for $50,000.
Merchant: thats the keyblade that you get for beating sephiroth!
Sora: yep
Merchant: Here you go
Sora: later...(goes far far away and makes keyblade appear in his hand. He hears the merchant "NOOOOOOOO")
Sora: sweetness...Hey you there!...other merchant...(to be continued)

[lonbilly]

not mine he he he

[Xigbar23]

Axel: X-E-M-N-A-S. got it memorized?
Sora: um...no, can you say that again?
Axel: man, you are slow....
Sora: hey! i can't spell! can't you just tell me the guys name?
Axel: uh, no....*disapears*
Sora: Dang it Namine! Why did you erase my memories, now I can't even spell!

[Kairi*]

lol that was pretty good:D

[khfan12345]

funny......

[Khffmaster]

Hercules: "Hades looks like you've met your match."
Sora: Auron i think we have something that belongs to you."
Gives auron his statue
Hades: "Hey where did you get that??"
Sora: Uhh no where.."
Hades: WHAT DID I SAY IN KINGDOM HEARTS 1!!???"
Sora: Uhh uhh uhhh i dont know.
Hades: DONT F**KING GO IN MY CLOSET!!!!! RUN!!!!!!
Sora: :(

[kairi8424]

that was a good one

[Twilight Dragon]

lol... That was pretty funny!

[Tyas]

Demyx:Hey Axel! Whats that stuff on your face?
Axel: I donno, its always been there
Demyx:It's makeup is'nt it!!
Axel:NO IT'S NOT!! see it wont come off.
Demyx: Still... dosent disprove it, it must be smuge proof.
Axel:It's not makeup!!
Demyx: Yeesss it issss
Axel:No! it's not!!
Demyx:Is too!!
(Roxes walks in the room while reading a magazine)
Axel:Roxes! tell him this is not makeup!!
Roxas:Uhhhh. heh heh I gotta go!
(Roxas slowly turns around and starts running out of the room)
Axel:ROXAS!! dont tell me you think so too.
Demyx:It is makeup!!!hahaha
(Axel gets up and gets his flaming weapons out , and Demyx starts running)
Demyx:HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU CANT DESTROY ME YOU CANT EVEN TOUCH ME!!!!!
Axel:COME HERE SO I CAN BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!!
Demyx:HAHHHHAAAAA YOU CANT DO ANYTHING TO ME !! HOW ARE YOU GOING HAAAAAA TO EXPLAIN THIS TO THE BOSS HAAA
Axel:Ohhhh... I 'll just say you where just siting there and when I sat down to read I saw a light on the wall a smelled smoke,and as I turned around to see what it was... I find you have spontauasliy combusted into flames!!!!Haaaaa!!
Demyx:HAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
(In another room)
Xemnas:...What was that?
Roxas:Uhhh the wind?

[DA ORG'S #1]

this may not be funny at all but ohwell

Xemnas: darkness and hatred are supreme

Riku: mmmmm supreme pizza

Xemnas: would you like fries with that.:D

[crazy-kyra]

lol

this thread is sooooooo funny!!!!!

how do you guys come up with this kinda stuff?

[Riku-Sora]

Sora: hey merchant, ill sell you this fenrir keybalde for $50,000.
Merchant: thats the keyblade that you get for beating sephiroth!
Sora: yep
Merchant: Here you go
Sora: later...(goes far far away and makes keyblade appear in his hand. He hears the merchant "NOOOOOOOO")
Sora: sweetness...Hey you there!...other merchant...(to be continued)

This is the best one off all of them I have read yet. I like it.

[Jess]

Demyx: Hi.
Marluxia: Yo.
Demyx: We've gotta be the straightest and manly people in here.
Marluxia: Where? The Organisation?
Demyx: Yep.
Marluxia: Cool ... Hey, why don't we rock to your sitar whilst I play with my Flower Powers?!
Demyx: Hey, that idea is like so totally awesome!

[Tyas]

(KH2 in the world that never was, Kairi points to the mutiple heartless comeing in
the castle)
Riku: Sora! there's to many of them , it's hopeless we can't possebly beat them all.
(Sora turn's to Riku with excitment,while the heartless continue pouring in the castle)
Sora: But Riku!...THAT'S THE FUN PART!!!!!:D :D :D
Riku: Uhh...your insane now...are'nt you.:confused:

[RIKU OBLIVION MASTER]

sora:who are you?
axel:AXEL,got it memorized A-K-S-E-L
what was that again, E-X-E-L
no......,its A-C-K-X-E-L
sora: oh...forget it is A-X-E-L got it memorized?
AXEL: oh im sorry,my head its a little hurt,its saix throw me with his hammer!

:D :D :D :D

[Xigbar23]

lol, pretty good.

Beast: You, get out of my castle now!
Xaldin: With pleasure, but I'd rather travel light. What shall I leave behind? Belle or the rose?
Beast:..............
Sora: uh, Beast?
Beast: Hold on, I'm thinking!
Belle: Oh, come on! You can't be serious!
Goofy: You know.....that rose sure is purty!
Beast: Be quiet!
Belle: Alright, enough of this! Xaldin let's go!
(Belle disappears with Xaldin)
Beast: ...........dang, now who'll be my true love..........?
(long pause)
Beats: Donald?
Donald: Don't even think about it!!!!!

[RIKU OBLIVION MASTER]

what beast is a gay?
THATS FUNNY LOL:D

[Tyas]

Those two were realy funny.LOL!!!

[RIKU OBLIVION MASTER]

Those two were realy funny.LOL!!!

so we are the winner?:rolleyes:

[Tyas]

For now:D :D :D

[RIKU OBLIVION MASTER]

the winner get the prize right?:D :D

[Tyas]

Yeah,:D :D :D

[RIKU OBLIVION MASTER]

what's the prize:D:D:D:D

[lonbilly]

a invisible choclate bar, enjoy:D

[RIKU OBLIVION MASTER]

thats funny lol!:D:D:D:D

[KH4life]

[I]My not be funny but i just thought of it[I]
(When sora and riku beat Xemnas for the last time and riku's all weak and usless)
Riku: Sora, you lead.
Sora: K
(sora goes and trys reaching for rikus belt to support him. Riku feels something)
Riku: Hehe (nervously) what are you reaching for sora?
Sora: (stops) uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... your........... uh........ wallet! Yeah! Just your wallet!
Riku: Hehe, riiiiiiiiiiiiight, im gonna go now.
Sora: Wait! Don't you need help walking!
]Riku: no offense sora, but, i think you've done enough.
(riku leaves sora behind)
Sora: Cry, cry, cry, cry.

[nbarim]

well i just thought of this today but its a funny thing to sephiroth.
'all the girls comin out for a public affair! which includes mr. sephiroth with long silver hair! he launches meteor hail when he breaks a nail cause the girls are comin out for a public affair!' :p oh thats funny stuff

[JET73L]

Hollow Bastion, KH1:
Donal;d: Waugh! It's a heartless!*starts bashing heartless sora.*
Kairi: Wait... That's not a heartless! That's Sora!
Goofy: So stop attacking him, Donald!
Kairi: I never said to stop attacking. That $&%# left me alone in a castle full of heartless! Give me the stupid staff!

[Tyas]

This may not be really funny but I convinced my self to put it on here anyway.
Ok, this is based on the race Sora and Riku had to determine the name of the boat but ended up being a race for who give’s the paupu fruit to Kairi. Well, here’s my version of it.
*PART 1* *THE RACE*
(Kairi) Ready! GO!!!
Sora and Riku take off with Sora a little bit ahead of Riku, then Riku keg’s Sora which cause’s him to kinda trip fall, while Riku look’s back at the struggling Sora he start’s gloating and forgets about the weak section of the bridge and fall’s.
(Riku) :eek: Raaahhhh Dang it!!!
(Sora) LOL !That’s what you get for playing diirrrtttyyy!!!
He yelled as he jumped over where Riku fell.
Riku catches up tho Sora where the boat and star is, Sora was surprised by Riku’s appearance, then end’s up tackling Riku with his shoulder sending him flying.
(Riku)I’M GONNA GET YOU FOR THAT!
(Sora thinking) There’s no way he can catch up with me after that!
They meet up at the bridge again side by side, then the camera go’s in slow motion with dramatic music playing in the background ...
They’re both frustrated running as fast as they can and both of them have their eye’s fixed on a worried and confused looking Kairi’. Riku’s eye’s suddenly dart to Sora, then Riku grab’s Sora’s face and pushes him off of the bridge.
Sora yell’s in the slow mo voice NOOOOOO!!
(Riku)YEEESSSSSS HA HA!!!!
Later that day...
(Riku ) Oh, hey Sora.... Umm I hope you don’t have any hard feelings about the race we had.
Sora look's at Riku with a ticked off expresion.(Sora)You pushed me of a bridge.
(Riku)And you knocked the wind out of me with that tackle of your’s.
*Both start laughing*
(Riku)Maybe we shouldn’t have any race’s that intense for a while, you agree?
(Sora)Yea, I agree, my leg is still a little sore from were you keged me. Plus,we kind freaked of out Kairi with the way we acted.
(Riku) Truce?
(Sora)Truce. While saying that he had his finger’s crossed.
(Sora thinking)I’m still gonna get you back for freaking me out with that paupu thing,and......For touching my face!


TO BE CONTINUED...

[DestinyHolder]

HAHAHAHAHHA i dont get it but it was funny:)

[Tyas]

What part did you not get? I'll fix it if you tell me where in my mini story your confused at.

[Naruto]

lol! you guys sure are funny.

[Darkness Hero Sora]

When Riku and Sora get to the islands

Kairi:Sora Riku.
Sora:Hi.
Donald and Goofy:Hey Sora!!!!!!!!!:D
Sora:What.
Donald:Were going to the casino you in?
Sora:What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: I just get back and you want to go to a casino didnt you miss me!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:
Goofy:No not really.
(Sora walks away angry)
Goofy:I think hes mad.
Donald:Really I hadnt noticed.
Sora:If you werent my friends id kick your butt on second thought I think I will.
(Sora beats the heck out of Donald and Goofy)

[Tyas]

This goes with the other story on top, that was part one of it now here’s* PART 2*
*Sora’s revenge*
After being beaten in a race with Riku Sora make’s plan’s for revenge.
(Sora) Now were’s that chain saw?
He said while wandering around in the shack.
(Sora) Uh,! Found it! Oooooh a hockey mask, I’m gonna need that too.
It’s midday he’s standing across the bridge where Riku’s mini island is. Kairi is sitting down getting ready for the show, then Selphie in a excited rush sit’s by Kairi.
(Kairi)Did you get the soda’s and popcorn that I asked for?
(Selphie)Yep!, just what you wanted. I even got us some candy bar’s!
Anyway what’s he gonna do with that chain saw?
(Kairi)Oh...he’s going to chop down that tree Riku sit’s on all the time.
(Selphie)REALLY! Wow, this is going to be interesting , does Riku know about this.
(Kairi)Of corse not!, if he did he would be beating the crap out of Sora right now, beside’s they do this kind of thing all the time.
(Selphie)Ummmm, I wonder if this will be as bad as Valentine’s day.
(Kairi)Shush! He’s about to do it.
Sora flip’s the stereo on to dramatic music, slide’s his hockey mask on then revs up the chain saw. Then starts walking towards Riku’s tree.
Meanwhile on the other side of the island
(Riku)What’s that sound? And where is it coming from?
(Tidus)Ummm kinda sound’s like aaaa, a chain saw to me?
(Riku)Why would someone have a chain saw out now ?
(Wakka)Well I did see Sora with it, then I saw the little dude head towards your mini island.
(Riku) WHAT! Why didn’t you tell me! And just call it my island not my mini island that sound’s stupied!Ahhhhh I’ve gota go! SORA!!!
(Tidus)I’ve gota see this!
(Wakka)Right behind ya little dude!
Sora’s just finished cutting down the tree by the time Riku got there.
Riku runs toward Sora.
(Riku)NOOOO! OH MY GAAAA! WHAT THE HEACK WERE YOU THINKING! HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST YOUR FREAKING MIND! OH MY, GAAA! IDIOT!! AHHHHH!
(Sora)This is what you get for purposely freaking me out with that paupu fruit thing and for TOUCHING MY FACE!!!
(Riku)Your going down little man! Going WAY down!
(Sora)Ahhhhhhh
They start running toward's the door, Sora’s already gone through it but Riku
stopped when he saw Kairi and Selphie.
(Riku) Youuuuuuu! You should be ashamed of yourselves!
Then continues running after Sora.
Kairi and Selphie bust out laughing in tear’s.
(Kairi)That definitely beat Valentine’s day!
(Selphie)I thought I wouldn’t be able to help myself if I were to bust out laughing right in front of him!
(Kairi)Come on! Let go see if Sora’s still alive!
(Selphie)OK!
(Tidus)Awwwww we missed it!
(Wakka)Oh, well better luck next time!
*THE END*

[kingdomkeys]

OMG!!!!! ROFL!!!!! *CAN'T BREATH* That was great!!!!!

[Tyas]

Thank's!:D :D did you read PART 1* too? you probably did, just wanted to know.:D

[crazy-kyra]

OMG!!!

that was so funny!!!
:D :D :D

[ansem the dumb]

in leons (not so scret trainig grounds)

sora:ooww my head were never doing that trinity again

donald:i agree

goofy:i dont know i liked breaking my head off *goofy with half of his head missings appears*

donald:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:eek:

sora:*hurls contynisly*

goofy:hiack april fools

donald:GOOFY DONT SCARE US AND SECOND ITS NOVEMBER!!!
sora:guys some browns stuff keeps passing around my legs

[Tyas]

Hahaha! that was a good one!

[sarahphina]

(Roxes wakes up after passing out)
(Olete)Roxes ... you ok! well we'll meet you on top of the train station that our seemingley unexistint parents dont care about us siting on top of.
(Roxes)Yea.I gusse sooo
(Hanyer,Pence,Olete start running towerds the train station)
Hey has?...No, hasent anyone noticed that i've passed out like five times already!!!??
(Olete)Come on Roxas!!!
(Their still running, not noticing)
WELL FINE!!!YOU JUST GO SIT ON TOP OF YOUR LITTLE TRAIN STATION,
I HOPE YOU JUST FALL OFF!!OR MABYE I'LL PASS OUT AGAIN AND NICER PEOPLE WILL FIND ME AND BE MY NEW FRIENDS HAAAA!!!
(The three are gone and Roxas is standing there ticked)
AAAAAnnnddd why are they my friends?

This is sooo true. In the game I totally paused and was like why is no one concerned that Roxas keeps passing out. More importantly no parents in sight, the only adults are trying to sell you stuff at stores and get you to work for them.-Sarahphina;)

[The Strongest Keyblader]

i love this thread

[Darkness Hero Sora]

i love this threadWhat do you think of mine the last story on page 10

[The Strongest Keyblader]

sora shouldve gone to the casino:D

[crazy-kyra]

lolol

how do you guys come up with this kinda stuff?
seriously?

its so funny
:D

i try to think of a good joke but i just cant come up with anything
^_^;

keep those jokes coming you guys!!!!

[KingMickey]

Riku:I didn't want you to see me like this (Riku takes of mask)
Sora:Oh my god it's hidious

Lol ok maybe sora didn't say that but it would be hilarious if he did

[Robe]

Do This!

Sora:Max go With Your Father and Donald and Uggi
Go to Aladine world
Robe:What I do Sora What I do! :)
Sora:You Go With Melina To Aladin World too
Melina:Yeah and What you Do
Sora:Ill Go and Relax To The Beach :cool:
Goof, Donald, Melina, Robe and Uggi: What!!!!
Sora: I need a Break Good Luck with that :D

Sora is Soooooooo Mean Lol

[Kingdom-heart]

These are hilarious lol.

[ansem the dumb]

in kh2 when your final batle

sora:riku you noticed where falling from about 10000 feet to the ground right?
riku:sora why did you have to tell me that
sora:idk i mean what if we cant glide or doge jump?
riku:no sora believe in the rainbow
sora:riku im falling helpp meeeee!!!!!!!.....*splat*
riku:oh $h*t


Skitles believe the rainbow.Taste the rainbow

[Helix: The True Hero]

While Xemnas is looking in the mirror.

Xemnas: God...i have a lot of gray hairs....I......must be getting...old.

Xemnas; Oh, it's over. I'll have to find somebody to take after me.

Xemnas; What can I ever hope to accomplish?

Xemnas; All is lost...*Sniff*


Roxas: hey, that's your natural hair.

Xemnas: r...really...

Roxas: *nods*

Xemnas:......w...well, of course I knew that. *Coughs* Well......get back to work!

Roxas::rolleyes:

[kingdom hearts]

(sora just gets out of sleeping chamber)
donald:wow those are the shortest shorts ive ever seen.
goofy:your telling me.
donald:omg he's hes coming
(sora jumps on them)
goofy:what the heck is that on soras leg.
donald/goofy:ahhhh!!!

[Helix: The True Hero]

(sora just gets out of sleeping chamber)
donald:wow those are the shortest shorts ive ever seen.
goofy:your telling me.
donald:omg he's hes coming
(sora jumps on them)
goofy:what the heck is that on soras leg.
donald/goofy:ahhhh!!!

lol.......

[crazy-kyra]

this has to be the best thread ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Leon]

(sora just gets out of sleeping chamber)
donald:wow those are the shortest shorts ive ever seen.
goofy:your telling me.
donald:omg he's hes coming
(sora jumps on them)
goofy:what the heck is that on soras leg.
donald/goofy:ahhhh!!!

LOL. WOW!:D :p

[S0ra]

Alright i mighta said this joke earliar but not every1 heard it. This is when sora is going to seal kingdom hearts.

Donald: ok sora, seal the door with ur keyblade
sora: what keyblade
goofy: the thing that is a giant key
sora: oh yeah, i left that at home
donald: waaaaaaaa, why would u leave it home
sora: so i could carry this cupcake :D

Sorry I'm very late on this and this could be spam but...you got that from Invader Zim.
This is when Sora fights Sephirtoh in number 2, I don't know exactly what Sephiroth says
Sephiroth: Let's see if the keyblades will change his master If I defeat you
Sora: *Hits him in the head with the handle*

[Beo]

(in the dark)

Sora: Are u ready kairi? Are u sure u want to do this?
Kairi: Yes, im sure
Sora: Ok, Here let me put it in
Kairi: SORA! That hurts!
Sora: whaa??? i havent even done it yet!

Voice 1: gwarsh, we better go
Voice 2: AGGHHRRGGHH! HE'S SHEEN ME!

Kairi: hehe
Sora: COME HERE YOU SICK ANIMALS

Hehehe......thats good, but it's not following the rules.

[penguin necromancer]

DUDE!!! did you even listen to the rules!! that was completely obscene, uncalled for, and unfunny


hehe..

[Tyas]

Sora: whispering*Hey Goofy! why does'nt Donald wear any pant's!
*Donald's a little ahead of Sora and Goofy humming a song no one understand's.*
Goofy: Well, I dont know Sora, I guess he's not aware of it though. Sooo we better not mention it.
Sora:Gotcha! ummm well can we at least buy a pair for him and tell him there in style?
Goofy: Nope, I would'nt risk it! if he realizes he's not wearing any he'll freak out on us like he did that fat guy in Mulan's world, remember?
Sora: Oh,... yeah I remember that.Ouch!but why would he attack us for telling him?
Goofy: for not noticing earlyer.... Donald: Come on slow pokes we dont got all day!








Thank's to the people above !:)

[Shadow of Light]

That was funny that was mention on Disney as well. So Huey,Louie,and Dewey need a pair of pant.

[Tyas]

Yeah!:) Him and all the other duck's that are guys really need their pant's!LOL!

[Temprathe]

I always thought it would be funny if, when trying to protect someone, Sora summoned the Keyblade, but he smacked someone in the face with it on accident.
Not in a serious scene, though, because that would ruin it for me.

[Tyas]

Ansem: Okay, I'm the real ansem
Xehanort: No, I'm the real Ansem
Xemnas: No, I'm the real Ansem
Sora: What the... Goofy, How are we going to sort it out
Goofy: Well, to be sure, We should kill all of them, and save the world from a horrific fate
Ansem: No, he is the real Ansem
Xehanort: No, he is
Xemnas: Ha ha, Then I'm the real Ansem. *gulps*
That was really good :D LOL!

[Beo]

DUDE!!! did you even listen to the rules!! that was completely obscene, uncalled for, and unfunny


hehe..

Ya it WAS funny, but a little uncalled for. I don't think their relationship has gone THAT far......................yet.

[Beo]

I got one:

When Sora first gets the keyblade:

What the freak is this! A big key?! Thats all I get? Man! I shoulda gone into the whole pool of dark stuff with Riku..........JEEZE! I mean really, I faint on the beach, fight a huge thingy, fall 100000 feet from the sky....AND ALL I GET IS THIS PISS-@$$ Key???!!!

[Tyas]

*Kairi walks up to Sora*
Sora: Oh hey Kairi whatcha doin, it's gonna be great once we start sailing huh!
Kairi: Yeah, come on Sora let's take the raft just the too of us!
Sora:Huuuh?:eek:
Kairi:hehehe :D ah nevermind ahaahahaha hahahahahahahhhhahahahahahhahaahaahahahahahaahahhh ahhahahhahah!
*and continue's laughing crazy while walking away, turn's around to look at her with a startled look on his face*:eek:
Sora: Ok.... that was creepy!:confused:

[Tyas]

Hey ya'll this is really funny video I found check it out!:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdkpVwEMrz0

[sora in the dark]

Hey ya'll this is really funny video I found check it out!:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdkpVwEMrz0

if ya think that is funny check this out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSNY9O8pUJY

and there is alot of those vids differntly and there is cursing in there but that what makes it funny lol

[Rai Saix]

Do those vid's have anything bad in them?

[kingdom_hearts_king]

Sora and Riku are fighting with there wooden swords.

Sora: Take that Riku.
Riku: Haha you missed me. But I won't miss.
Sora: Ahhh... You broke arm.
Riku: Um... Is there anything I can do to help.
Sora. Yeah Call an ambulence.
Riku: I can't we are on a island in the middle of the ocean.
Sora: Oh yeah thats right. Well it should be ok.
Riku: Yeah lets go show Kairi what we did.
Sora: Ok.

[Rai Saix]

LOL funny what do you think of mine?

*The real way Sora wound up in Traverse Town*
Kiari: lets take the raft and sail away just the two of us
Sora:Uhhhh uhhhhhhh O.K
*Sora goes in the raft*
Kiari:Wait Sora I was just kidding
Sora: oooooooooooooooo
*Sora goes to come out of the raft but slips and falls back into it and it sails away*
Kiari:Idiot................
*When Sora wakes up he's in Trverse Town*

[Tyas]

Do those vid's have anything bad in them?

Mine doesnt, but his does have some stuff.
check this video out it's not about KH but it's realy funny and it's not really bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tC0mEsjKfQ

[K H P]

*Roxas smashes up computer*
Diz: WTF are you doing!
Roxas: It was hurting my head
Diz: So when someone yells in your ear u beat them up..
Roxas: It depends..
Diz: Nobodys..

[Shadow of Light]

Sora: Hey King Mickey where did you get that keyblade mine is missing
Mickey: Well, it not like I took yours while you sleeping for a year or anything then I spray paint the blade golden and the held silver if that what you thinking.
Sora: Now King Mickey me the truth>
Mickey: Whaatttt you calling me lair!!!!!!

[Tyas]

KH1:D
Sora:Sooo this is your king.
*King Mikey and Sora are stareing at eachother*
Mickey:YOU stole my outfit design did'nt you!
Sora:No I did'nt! I had dib's on this outfit a long time ago, I havent even meet you before man!
Donald: Are you dissin the king!
Goofy: He's dissin the king!
Sora:No Im not dissin the king!
Mickey:Oh come on! we almost match, how can that happen! Since Im the king Im an sopposed to be individual ! Wait... are you trying to trick people into thinking your the king! huh,huh,huh!
Sora:Argh! No! Im not trying to look like you why would I want to look like a large mouse on purpose!...... Ohhhh crap!
Goofy:YOU JUST DISSED THE KING!
Donald:Sora! shutup before you hurt yourself!
Mickey:YOU JUST DISSED ME!AND DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT! DO I LOOK FAT TO YOU!!!!!
Sora:That's not what I meant!No!Ohhh whatever!!!

[Tyas]

Sora: Hey King Mickey where did you get that keyblade mine is missing
Mickey: Well, it not like I took yours while you sleeping for a year or anything then I spray paint the blade golden and the held silver if that what you thinking.
Sora: Now King Mickey me the truth>
Mickey: Whaatttt you calling me lair!!!!!!

:D I was wondering where mickey got his keyblade LOL!
it kinda matches my mickey!

[Shadow of Light]

Sora: Hey Kairi
Kairi: Hey Sora want talk
Sora: Well, I kinded of wanting to talk Namine so I going I am turn you to a heartless it just not working out (keyblade slash) yaay I made a mistake.
Namine: What going on what happen to Kairi!!!!
Sora:It just you and me my love
Namine: Help me Roxas
Roxas(inside sora): YOU ALWAYS WHINE OMG idiot.

[ShikaX]

Kairi:Sora...I just want to say something...
Sora:Yes?
Kairi:WHAY WHERE YOUGONE FOR SO LONG?, WHY ARN'T YOUR TEETH BRUSHED?, WHY DON'T YOU COMB YOUR HAIR?, WHY DON'T YOU DRESS IN YOUR OLD WAY?, HOW COME YOU HAVN'T KISSED ME YET?. *continues nagging*
Sora: MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!!
Xigabar:*snipes her*
Sora:thanks!
Xigabar: No prob! *snipes Sora*
Roxas and Namine: *start dancing together*
Xigabar:They're so lovely together*sighs*
Luxord:I don't even know you anymore.

I thought it was funny.

[Shadow of Light]

Kairi:Sora...I just want to say something...
Sora:Yes?
Kairi:WHAY WHERE YOUGONE FOR SO LONG?, WHY ARN'T YOUR TEETH BRUSHED?, WHY DON'T YOU COMB YOUR HAIR?, WHY DON'T YOU DRESS IN YOUR OLD WAY?, HOW COME YOU HAVN'T KISSED ME YET?. *continues nagging*
Sora: MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!!
Xigabar:*snipes her*
Sora:thanks!
Xigabar: No prob! *snipes Sora*
Roxas and Namine: *start dancing together*
Xigabar:They're so lovely together*sighs*
Luxord:I don't even know you anymore.

I thought it was funny.



LOL X 10 you earned that.

[ShikaX]

Goofy:Hey donald?
Donald:WHAT!?
Goofy:Want to hear a song?
Donald:NO!
goofy:
I'm a goofy goober yeah!
Your a goofy goober Yeah!
We're all goofy goober goobers yeah!
GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER YEAH!
Donald:*turns red* BLIZZARD!!!
Goofy:*Gets turned into a block of ice and starts humming it*
Donald:*twitches* THUDAGARA!!!!
Goofy:*gets hit by a hundered lighting bolts* A hyuck!
Sephiroth:*slashes them all* Die!
Sora:*comes out of shop* Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: AAAHHHHHH RUN AWAY!!!*starts running away like a little chicken*

I thought this one was funny too.

[Whister]

lol that was funny
try this one

(Mulan and Mushu continuing their 1st meeting with Sora, Donald, and Goofy)
Mulan: So you really couldn't tell I was a girl?
Donald: He's kinda slow. He needed time to think.
Sora: HEY!!! I'm not slow, I've just never been very good at telling who's a girl and who's a guy.
Mushu: Well, there is a difference. If you stare long enough, you're bound to notice it.
Sora: Well, I thought it'd be rude to just stare and try to guess, so I always figured they were female if their hair was long.
Goofy: Well gawrsh, Sora! Ya don't think Riku is a girl, do ya?
Sora: .........Riku.......is a guy?
Mulan: OMG!

.......sry......and here is one more.....

(Sora is getting his new threads from the 3 Good Faries)
3 Good Faries: Here you go! ZAP!
Sora: Wow, thank, you guys, they're relly-
Flora(Pink): But it needs more pink. ZAP!
Sora: Um, no it's fine-
Merryweather(Blue): Now it needs more blue! ZAP!
Sora: No. It was okay, really-
Flora(Pink): Pink! ZAP!
Merryweather(Blue): Blue! ZAP!
Flora(Pink): Pink! ZAP!
Merryweather(Blue): Blue! ZAP!
Fauna(Green): You're gonna be here for another hour, I suggest you pull up a chair.

There. :) I like the first one, and all of the jokes so far have been really funny. You guys are good.

[ShikaX]

Sephiroth:Maybe the keyblade will chang it's mind af
sora:*pushes X button* Let's st
Sephiroth:*interupting does his one hit K.O.*
Sora:THAT'S SO NOT FAIR!, HOW COME HE GETS AN INSTANT KILL MOVE?, AND i JUST GET TO SLASH HIM NORMALY?, THAT'S NOT FAIR, IWANT TO KILL HIM!, WHY WON'T HE LET ME KILL HIM?
Seohiroth:Just kill me now.
Cloud:My pleasure!*gets ready to kill him*
Sephiroth:WAIT!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!
Cloud:TOO LATE!!!

[Soul Of Destiny]

sora: hey riku
riku: what sora
sora: why you sitting in the tree looking out in the distance
riku: no one reason at all.
sora: okay see ya.
riku: that right kairi you all alone I just take your little private swim.
kairi: this bikini is kinded chaffy ( takes off bikini) that much better
riku: that right show me the goods.

That wasn't even funny. Just perverted.

[kingdom hearts]

that was perverted lol

[ShikaX]

My first two were hillarious!

[Tyas]

Ok,everybody remeber's "Lady and the Tramp"right? well Sora end's up going to this world just out of curiosity and find's the Italian restrant were Lady and Tramp had their date. Well Im going to rename the cook's cause I dont remember their name's sooooo they'll be called... Fat guy and Bobo!lol!:D


Sora:Hey guy's look!
Donald:Wow! a place to eat! and it's ITALIAN!
Goofy: Can we get somthen to eat Sora im starven, we havent eaten in like what ,two year's?
Sora: Your right let's get some food!
Donald and Goofy:YEAH!!!!
*As they walk toward the restrant Fat guy poke's his head out and see's them comeing*the two guys are speaking in an Itaian dialect, soooo work with me here!*

Fat guy:Well look at chyou ! you and your puffy pant's!BOBO! get in here!
Bobo: Look at chyou! you got an duck and a mutated dog! Whered you get them from eh!
Sora: uhhhh...
Donald:LOOK MISTER! He doesnt own us ok! he just ended up being our pet and traveling with us!
Sora:Hey!
Goofy: Aww come on guy's let just get somthing to eat, please...
Sora and Donald:Ok!
Fat guy: Yes! come in where gonna fill you up good!
Bobo:Were gonna make explode all over tha world!
*Fat guy and bobo kept bringing out all difrrent kind's of food, wonderfull food!*
Fat guy:Would youa like to see our menu?
Sora:Sure! your not scareing me!!!
*They bring out the food they orderd Fat guy put's the plate infront of Donald, Donald's face slam's in his plate.*
*Fat guy slap's him on the head*
Fat gut: What's tha matta!? chyou you dont like it!?
Sora: Donald's dead. Dont worry just give me his plate... I always eat when Im sad.
*Goofy and Sora continue eating but start getting full, but Fat gut and Bobo keep bringing out plate's and they wont stop.*
Sora: Goofy.
Goofy:Yeah.
Sora:They wont stop! and I cant make my belt any losser for food or my pant's will fall off!
Goofy:Wanna make a run for it?
Sora:Yeah! or their gonna get us like they got Donald ,even though he was asking for it!lets get outa here!
*Goofy grabed Donald and somehow managed to run with all the weight they gained. Sora looks back suprised to see Fat guy chaseing them *
Fat guy: WHAT, CHYOU DONT LIKE IT!? WHAT THA MATTA!
*Fat guy stopped running fom exustion at the font door *
Fat guy: Donta worry Bobo. They'll be aback! they always do.


the end

[K H P]

Sora: Can i have the sea salt ice cream
Storeowner: Uhm yes, that will be 100 munny
Sora: But im the keyblade master
Storeowner: Oh take it then! have a nice day!

Sora: Can i have 10 Hi-Potions
Worker: Sure...600 munny
Sora: Im the keyblade master
Worker: oh take it free of charge!

Sora: Can i have a Dark Ring, Protect Chain, and the Bandana
Shop Man: Yes, 1000 munny
Sora: Did u know, im the keyblade master?
Shop Man: oh really? well take it for free!

Riku: Sora where'd you get all this stuff?
Sora:...internet

[kingdomkeys]

Sora: Can i have the sea salt ice cream
Storeowner: Uhm yes, that will be 100 munny
Sora: But im the keyblade master
Storeowner: Oh take it then! have a nice day!

Sora: Can i have 10 Hi-Potions
Worker: Sure...600 munny
Sora: Im the keyblade master
Worker: oh take it free of charge!

Sora: Can i have a Dark Ring, Protect Chain, and the Bandana
Shop Man: Yes, 1000 munny
Sora: Did u know, im the keyblade master?
Shop Man: oh really? well take it for free!

Riku: Sora where'd you get all this stuff?
Sora:...internet

You've been watching fairly odd parents LoL:D

[ShikaX]

(somewher in the pride lands)

Donald:Quit it Sora we have to go save Simba!
Goofy:Yeah Sora A Hyuck!*gets stick upside down*
Sora just wait till I catch my tail *starts chasing his tail*

7 days later

Simba:HELP!!!
Scar:Simba it's time for you to DIE!
Simba:HELP!!
Scar:*starts puching Simba's paws off a cliff*
Simba:Sora!!!!!!!
Sora:*still chasing his tail*
Donald: THUNDER!
Sora:*dodges it while running in circles*
Donald: Oh I give up *starts flying away*

1 Year later

Sora:*catches tail* Ok now lets go save Simba!
Donald:Look around you.
Sora:*looks around and sees darkness everywhere* I like what he's done with the place!
Donald:*falls on the floor*Let's just go.
Sora: Ok *walks to the gummi ship with Donald*
far away voice of Goofy: Help.
Sora:Did you here anything?
Donald: No, No I didn't

The end....Or is it?

[kingdomkeys]

LoL your good at these Lol :D

[ShikaX]

Thanks I'm good at making funny things, reading helps alot.

[Tyas]

Yeah reading really does help, your really good:)

[ShikaX]

Did you see my other ones??? yeah my third one wasn't that good.

[Tyas]

Yeah! Ive read them I like the first two omg that was funny! and the lion king one.

[Leon]

that was perverted lol

Yes it was.

[ShikaX]

Yes I know Kairi nags too much lol, and then Xigabr wishes he had a romantic life, and so on.

(somewhere in a musical under the sea)

Arial:*horribly* UNDER THE SEA!!
Donald:*slowly floats to the surface ears bleeding*
Arial:*even more horribly* UUUUNNDER THE SEEAA!!
Goofy:*shell shatters into pieces*
Arial:*the most horrible singing in the demension* UNDERRRR THE SSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAA
Sora and everyone else inthe world:*heads explode*
King Triten:You sing beutifully Arial
Arial:*even more horrible voice* THANKYOOUUUU DAAADYYY!!!
King Triten:*stabs himself with trident because of horible singing*

[Tyas]

LOL!That was a good one!:D

[ShikaX]

I'm just good at these.

[Whister]

(Aeris and Tifa bump into ach other while fighting in that big stampede-like battle in Hollow Bastion)
Aeris: Tifa? Is that you?
Tifa: Aeris? Oh my gosh!
(they girlie scream and hug, catching up while fighting is all around them)
Aeris: So now you have a kid to watch over named Denzel? He sounds adorable!
Tifa: And you are on the committee to help out this world? How generous of you!
Aeris: So why are ya here? Just visiting?
Tifa: No, I'm on a search for Cloud.
Aeris:............why are you looking for Cloud?
Tifa: Because we are going out! What can I say, I'm in love.
Aeris: But me and Cloud were going out.....and he said he loved me.
(Both girls pause, thinking for a second, when out of no where, Cloud appears)
Cloud: Tifa? Aeris?...............uh oh.
Aeris: Well, Cloud, have you been having a good time with Tifa while I was DEAD?!?!?!?!?!
Tifa: You mean you let me chase you to over a million worlds, blindly following you, and you were already TAKEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(Tifa and Aerith don their weapons)
Cloud: Ummmm I gotta go now, to, uh....conquer my darkness...uh...Oh no! Look over there! Sephiroth is gonna attack you guys!
Sephiroth: I don't think so Cloud. I may be evil, but I'm not stupid.
(Cloud is lost in battle that day.....but there is mixed confusion as to how. Tifa believes he died when a fire turned into a giant heartless and wallowed him whole, while Aeris says he was carried away by a huge tornado.)

It isn't that funny so sry........

[crazy-kyra]

(Aeris and Tifa bump into ach other while fighting in that big stampede-like battle in Hollow Bastion)
Aeris: Tifa? Is that you?
Tifa: Aeris? Oh my gosh!
(they girlie scream and hug, catching up while fighting is all around them)
Aeris: So now you have a kid to watch over named Denzel? He sounds adorable!
Tifa: And you are on the committee to help out this world? How generous of you!
Aeris: So why are ya here? Just visiting?
Tifa: No, I'm on a search for Cloud.
Aeris:............why are you looking for Cloud?
Tifa: Because we are going out! What can I say, I'm in love.
Aeris: But me and Cloud were going out.....and he said he loved me.
(Both girls pause, thinking for a second, when out of no where, Cloud appears)
Cloud: Tifa? Aeris?...............uh oh.
Aeris: Well, Cloud, have you been having a good time with Tifa while I was DEAD?!?!?!?!?!
Tifa: You mean you let me chase you to over a million worlds, blindly following you, and you were already TAKEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(Tifa and Aerith don their weapons)
Cloud: Ummmm I gotta go now, to, uh....conquer my darkness...uh...Oh no! Look over there! Sephiroth is gonna attack you guys!
Sephiroth: I don't think so Cloud. I may be evil, but I'm not stupid.
(Cloud is lost in battle that day.....but there is mixed confusion as to how. Tifa believes he died when a fire turned into a giant heartless and wallowed him whole, while Aeris says he was carried away by a huge tornado.)

It isn't that funny so sry........

lololololololol

kupo

i though that was hilarious!!!!!!
lolololol

good job!!!!
kupo

[Deigtif]

i've always wondered what would happen between tifa and arieth...:D

[The Strongest Keyblader]

(Aeris and Tifa bump into ach other while fighting in that big stampede-like battle in Hollow Bastion)
Aeris: Tifa? Is that you?
Tifa: Aeris? Oh my gosh!
(they girlie scream and hug, catching up while fighting is all around them)
Aeris: So now you have a kid to watch over named Denzel? He sounds adorable!
Tifa: And you are on the committee to help out this world? How generous of you!
Aeris: So why are ya here? Just visiting?
Tifa: No, I'm on a search for Cloud.
Aeris:............why are you looking for Cloud?
Tifa: Because we are going out! What can I say, I'm in love.
Aeris: But me and Cloud were going out.....and he said he loved me.
(Both girls pause, thinking for a second, when out of no where, Cloud appears)
Cloud: Tifa? Aeris?...............uh oh.
Aeris: Well, Cloud, have you been having a good time with Tifa while I was DEAD?!?!?!?!?!
Tifa: You mean you let me chase you to over a million worlds, blindly following you, and you were already TAKEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(Tifa and Aerith don their weapons)
Cloud: Ummmm I gotta go now, to, uh....conquer my darkness...uh...Oh no! Look over there! Sephiroth is gonna attack you guys!
Sephiroth: I don't think so Cloud. I may be evil, but I'm not stupid.
(Cloud is lost in battle that day.....but there is mixed confusion as to how. Tifa believes he died when a fire turned into a giant heartless and wallowed him whole, while Aeris says he was carried away by a huge tornado.)

It isn't that funny so sry........

how come you only call her aerith once?

[K H P]

yes i love fairly odd parents!! =]

Riku: *looks out to ocean as usual*
Sora: So what do you think it was the door to the light...
Riku: Well Sora...*flips hair* It was a huge world! wth ice cream mountains, and fairies everywhere, where u can ride your bike all day, and swim in the sky..*voice gets really squeaky and fast*
Sora: ..
Riku: and the grass is purple and you can eat the leaves, and and and...*rushes back to tree* That never happened...
Sora: uhm...
Riku: five bucks?
Sora: yeah, never happened..

[Whister]

that's funny lol

I said Aeris a lot and I think Aerith once (???) cuz I heard that the only difference is from the versions (english or japanese, or something), but I heard that there was really no difference, so it still confuses me and now I'm rambling so I'll stop and tell the joke sry.

THE REASON WHY KNGDOM HEARTS 2 IS CENSORED.....................

Roxas: Our _________ are gone!
Olette: -gasp-
Roxas: What?
Hayner: Dude, watch yer mouth!
Roxas: All I said was that our ____________ are gone!
Pence: Hey he's right! Our __________ are really gone!
Olette: Not you too Pence! I thought you had taste!
Hayner: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[X@ld!n]

Xigbar: Lets see how ya dance!
Sora: Err why do you want me to dance?
Donald: Sora i think he wants to see your body moving
Goofy: Gawrsh
Sora: Ewwwwww dude you do know that your a guy and im a guy.
Xigbar: Yes i see that.
Sora: Well i dont think you do why because you have an eyepatch and a scar near you eye so you must be blind.
Xigbar: Hmm is that so.
Sora: Yes and also why do you want to see me dance?
Xigbar: It was a Figure of Speech.
Sora: Well its one of the worst figures of speeh ive ever heard*Laughs*
Goofy: Giggles.
Donald: Slevers and Giggles.
Xigbar: I bet you think your pretty funny well you wont be laughing your butt off after this*Shoots Warp Snipe*
Sora: *Reflects*
(Hits Xigbars Blasters) They Blow Up.
Xigbar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO My Blasters!
Xigbar: your gonna pay for this just wait.
Sora: Do you want me to dance while i wait?
Xigbar: Grrrr SORA i hate you.
Sora: Well this has been my first hate.
Xigbar: No there have been more people who hate you.
Sora: Oh well,but anyway your weaponless so its time to go BYE!!!
(Hits Xigbar With his Keyblade)
Xigbar Dies.



The End.

[The Strongest Keyblader]

Xigbar: Lets see how ya dance!
Sora: Err why do you want me to dance?
Donald: Sora i think he wants to see your body moving
Goofy: Gawrsh
Sora: Ewwwwww dude you do know that your a guy and im a guy.
Xigbar: Yes i see that.
Sora: Well i dont think you do why because you have an eyepatch and a scar near you eye so you must be blind.
Xigbar: Hmm is that so.
Sora: Yes and also why do you want to see me dance?
Xigbar: It was a Figure of Speech.
Sora: Well its one of the worst figures of speeh ive ever heard*Laughs*
Goofy: Giggles.
Donald: Slevers and Giggles.
Xigbar: I bet you think your pretty funny well you wont be laughing your butt off after this*Shoots Warp Snipe*
Sora: *Reflects*
(Hits Xigbars Blasters) They Blow Up.
Xigbar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO My Blasters!
Xigbar: your gonna pay for this just wait.
Sora: Do you want me to dance while i wait?
Xigbar: Grrrr SORA i hate you.
Sora: Well this has been my first hate.
Xigbar: No there have been more people who hate you.
Sora: Oh well,but anyway your weaponless so its time to go BYE!!!
(Hits Xigbar With his Keyblade)
Xigbar Dies.



The End.

lol not bad :D