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Fly Boy
07-05-2007, 07:04 PM
These are some chapters of what really happened during Kh2, not those sleazy stuff.

It all starts in Twilight town when Roxas meets Axel

Roxas- who are you??
Axel- roxas?roxas? ah its no use.....
Roxas- who are you?
Axel-it's me-axel.
Roxas-axel.....?
Axel-we were best buds remem-
Roxas-*cuts axel off* OMIGOD STALKER!!!!
Axel- NOOOOOO IM NOT A STALKER!!!
Roxas-Then how do you know me?!
Axel- We were friends.
Roxas- OMIGOD HES GONNA KILL ME!!
Axel- THATS NOT TRUE!!! *pulls out weapons* This will help you jog you're memory.
Roxas- OMIGOD HES SO GAY AND HES ATTACKING ME WITH CIRCLE FIRE AGHHHHHH!!!!
Axel- SHUT UP! *leaves, covering his ears*
Roxas- OMIGOD HES GONNA KILL ME!!!! *runs around in circles*


Few days later Roxas goes outside and time stops.
Voice- Roxas! Hurry! To the mansion!
Roxas- NOOOOOOO I dont wanna go to the mansion its all scary I wana go to the candy store!
Voice- GET YOUR @$$ OVER HERE NOW!!!
Roxas- OK!!!!! *runs to mansion

In mansion....

Roxas- Where am I holy C***!!!!!
Namine- Do you want to know who you really are?
Roxas- Fine then who am I -_-'?
Namine- Youre a Nobody. You were never suppose to exist.
Roxas- NOOOOOO. Wait then how was I born huh?
Namine -*goes away and leaves Roxas*
Roxas- NOO she left and it was getting to the good part!


Roxas fights Axel for the first time....

Axel- NOW YOUR GONNA REMEMBER!!
Roxas- OMIGOD HES GONNA KILL ME!! *pulls out KH2 cheats and reads quickly* OMIGOD HOW THE HECK DO I DEFEAT THIS GUY?!

They fight.....
Axel- Youve.. done well...Roxas..
Roxas- Axel...... YOU CRAZY STALKER! WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE?!
Axel- *leaves*

Roxas goes and finds Sora...

Roxas- NOOO I DONT WANNA GO BACK!
*goes in Sora anyways*
NOOO! SORA YOU'D BETTER EAT ICE-CREAM WHEN YOU WAKE UP!!!!!!

Chapter Ended.

Chaser's Apprentice
07-05-2007, 10:56 PM
Well, that was strange....
That's all I have to say, it was strange
I really can't grade this like everyone else's 'cause this isn't in story format
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